I saved you from this mean, terrible toilet paperes!

by Meg on July 19, 2007

That toilet paper roll was GOING TO ATTACK and prolly WIPE YOU TO DEATH!

I swear it was gonna.

But I saved you. Yes, I did. [claps paws in 'done!' motion]

Savior

Linda C., thank the Lo’ you had someone watching your back.

{ 72 comments }

1 The Honourable Gladys Anstruther 07.19.07 at 5:12 pm

Andrex won’t be using this Pup, in its new campaign.

2 Maggie 07.19.07 at 5:13 pm

ooooh, he’s lucky he’s cute!!

3 DKN 07.19.07 at 5:13 pm

Silleh puppeh!

4 DKN 07.19.07 at 5:15 pm

Btw, that’s a shit-eating grin if I’ve ever seen one.

5 enygma 07.19.07 at 5:17 pm

What’s with its eyes? Each one is looking off in the opposite direction.

6 R. Moore 07.19.07 at 5:18 pm

Why thank you, super pup, now get the broom.

7 headscratcher 07.19.07 at 5:21 pm

LMAO!!! Good Dogger!

Seriously, my cat did this when she was a kitten. Killed the evil toilet paper. The evil paper towels. The evil kleenex. The evil newspaper. Three evil magazines. All while I was at work.

8 Theo 07.19.07 at 5:25 pm

YEE HEHEHEHEHE… WIPEOUT.
(da na na na na na na na, da na na na na na na na)

9 luvinmalssomuch 07.19.07 at 5:26 pm

Can puppa spare a square.

10 Metz 07.19.07 at 5:26 pm

mwhaahahahahahaha
snort
giggle
hahahahhehheh
Ok seriously now…
who’s gonna clean this up?

11 pyrit 07.19.07 at 5:31 pm

How Charmin’.

12 Metz 07.19.07 at 5:34 pm

pyrit!
LMAO
Ok yu guyz really, who’s got TP duty this week?

13 JT 07.19.07 at 5:38 pm

Ok, this is one happy puppeh, look at his smilling face!!!Let’s be honest, though, if I caused this much havoc and knew that I would be spared of the wrath of discipline on account of my XTREME qteness, then I guess I would be this happy too… *sigh*

14 Deb 07.19.07 at 5:54 pm

Between the kittehs and the puppehs, we have to close the bathroom doors in our house or no TP for us…just confetti.

15 sunnymum 07.19.07 at 6:02 pm

he looks so happy and proud… good boy!

16 pyrit 07.19.07 at 6:06 pm

Flushed with pride…

17 zeldapie 07.19.07 at 6:10 pm

Wall eyes! I love ‘em!
You’re such a good, brave boy, aren’t you? ES OO ARE!

18 CheekyKitten 07.19.07 at 6:11 pm

Man I have been there. Been there. He looks so proud of himself…

19 Carlisa 07.19.07 at 6:12 pm

yeah..pyrit.. but great Scotts!

20 Metz 07.19.07 at 6:13 pm

Teh returning hero throws his own TICKer tape parade.

21 Lunch Lady 07.19.07 at 6:15 pm

WE SO NEED A COXCU ON THOSE TEETH!!!!!

22 Arvay 07.19.07 at 6:19 pm

He does look absolutely delighted with himself! :)

23 Happy LOL Day 07.19.07 at 6:22 pm

Is there a school for this that all white-beige fluffy-curly style poocheetos go to? My poodle-boy does this too! And yes PROUD he did it! (He pulls down and throws towels around too..) No shame! LOL I guess they are keeping us safe..
:)
http://www.theworldaround.us

24 Subhangi 07.19.07 at 6:23 pm

LOL. Silly pup!

25 pyrit 07.19.07 at 6:23 pm

It’s not a shit-zu is it? Tell me it’s not.

Carlisa – You’re on a roll!

26 aleekatt 07.19.07 at 6:26 pm

this is my little puppeh, thanks so much for all your great comments, but Abby wants to tell everyone she is a little girl!!!! for a feat of this magnitude, she wants to make sure everyone knows GIRLS RULE!!!!

27 aleekatt 07.19.07 at 6:30 pm
28 aleekatt 07.19.07 at 6:31 pm

yep, Abby is a shih tzu…..sorry for that blank post, just too excited to see my baby on cuteoverload…..

29 hap_ebun_e 07.19.07 at 6:44 pm

that dog is cock eyed(eyes point outwards)but is sooo cute

30 pyrit 07.19.07 at 6:48 pm

And what a very lovely shih tzu she is!

31 ThreeCatNight 07.19.07 at 7:00 pm

Now who could be mad at a face like that?
My late cat, Patches, used to make a genuine mess of the toilet tissue when she was much younger. It came to a point where I had to keep it on a shelf that she couldn’t get to. Then, I tested her one day put it back into the roller. No more problems till the day she passed (at the age of 15).

32 Carlisa 07.19.07 at 7:21 pm

pyrit— YES!… and hope to stay there…(shit-zu free!)

33 zeldapie 07.19.07 at 7:31 pm

Ooops.
Iz ooo a good girl? ES! ES OOO IZ!!!!

34 by 07.19.07 at 7:38 pm

thats one UGLY dog Oo

35 elliottsmommy 07.19.07 at 7:48 pm

by, shut the he** up and go to ihatemyself.com.

aleekatt, i have 3 lhasa apsos, one og whom has a *slight* wall eye, and is adorable, and another who has what i call “shark teeth” because they come in 2 rows. and the third has an addicition to shredding newspaper. this baby is POOPED!

36 elliottsmommy 07.19.07 at 7:48 pm

one OF whom

37 smitty 07.19.07 at 7:50 pm

god I love it when dogs smile.

38 Kiragirl 07.19.07 at 7:59 pm

It’s puppy camoflage : )

39 Yes, my name is really Cricket 07.19.07 at 7:59 pm

OMG, this cute little girl almost makes me want a doggie… almost. Probably the closest I’ve ever gotten to just want a cute little doggy of my very own. Even closer then when there’s cute poms! I think I’m just a sucker for a cute smiling puppeh!

40 Metz 07.19.07 at 8:05 pm

Um, Puppeh, let’s go over exactly what I mean by “Fetch me a roll of toilet paper Quick!”
It does sound sorta like “Shred” me a roll of toilet paper quick but it does NOT mean the same thing ok?

41 vasco 07.19.07 at 8:08 pm

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THAT IS AWESOME!!!

42 Moggyfan 07.19.07 at 8:10 pm

Um, puppeh? If you look very carefully at the upper left behind you, I think you will find some you haven’t finished with yet.

43 mervtheflamingo 07.19.07 at 8:34 pm

Threadjack/

Hi all CO people. I just found a litter of kittens under my car, and their eyes are grey and pussy looking. The kittens look like they are 3 weeks old, but they are VERY tiny and weak. I haven’t seen mom around at all WHat should I do? Should I assume their mother is not around, should I take them in for vet care regardless of whether their mother is around (for their eyes problem?). Help all you kitten rescuers, tell me what I can do safely!

Kristin

44 Metz 07.19.07 at 8:37 pm

Kristin/Merv:
YES! Do call your local shelter or vet and ask their advice, but I’m sure they’ll say gather the bebes up and bring ‘em in to be cared for. Worse comes to worse you end up seeing mamma cat later on looking for her bebes and maybe can catch her and bring her in too.
Good luck and sweet of you to worry for these poor babies.

45 mervtheflamingo 07.19.07 at 8:43 pm

Metz,

Thanks. I’m working the email and phone lines to get help in taking care of the babies. I’m working night shift, so I can’t physically take them in right now (I found them on my way off to work), but hopefully my fiance’s got them in a safe, dry place right now with something to eat. I got really worried that someone would pull in the garage and hurt them, so I kinda freaked out and posted this to find out if it is ok to move them.

Kristin

46 kbryna 07.19.07 at 8:47 pm

Make sure to keep them warm! if you have a heating pad, set it to the lowest temp, cover it with a thick towel, and set the bebehs on it.

here’s a link with some advice:
http://www.fanciers.com/cat-faqs/orphans.shtml

good luck! i wish i was wherever you are to help out!

47 Dawna 07.19.07 at 9:39 pm

LOL! If he wasn’t so cute and looked so proud of himself I’d be pretty annoyed at having to clean up such a mess!

48 Shannon Johnson 07.19.07 at 10:10 pm

He’s so proud! He was a good boy. (in baby voice, “who’s a good boy?”)

49 leah b. 07.19.07 at 11:09 pm

yes but are you safe from the bounty in the kitchen ????

I would have a hard time being mad at that cute puppeh. I am glad I don’t have to be either.

Kirsten good luck with the kittens, and if you see momma try and get her to so she can get health too.

50 leah b. 07.19.07 at 11:09 pm

healthy too

I meant to say.

51 Carlisa 07.19.07 at 11:19 pm

Kristin–

I wouldn’t move the kitties! Best to let them fatten by momma’s milk as much as possible. You might not see her, cause ..well…she doesn’t WANT to be seen. My suggestion is to leave the kitties, call the feral rescue, and in the meantime leave some food outside of the *nest*. If you can get the mom to trust you, they can get her spayed and cut down on stray kit-kats! :)

52 Carlisa 07.19.07 at 11:38 pm

..um..well of course if it’s under a car you use everyday, um..yeah… move ‘em. I’m just a little nervous since my co-worker brought me 4 little beebie kits about 2 weeks old that he found next to his condo. Said he knew they were abandoned because he hadn’t seen the mom all week. Tummies were all round and they were grunting like like little pigs I wanted to plant my foot………..

53 Acacia 07.20.07 at 12:24 am

This demonstrates a rule of cuteness–if you’re caught doing something bad, it’s cute!

54 Margaret 07.20.07 at 12:31 am

I keep my bathroom door closed for this very reason. What is the deal with dogs and toilet paper?

55 RedKitten 07.20.07 at 2:15 am

Bwah-ha! My lhasa used to make that exact face after eating chicken. I called it his “Dr. Demento” look. Your little girl puppeh is obviously just as delighted with herself. Too funny!

56 gravyboat 07.20.07 at 6:00 am

Hello, naughty!

57 pam 07.20.07 at 7:50 am

TRAVIESO! I LUV IT!

This is seriously the BEST post in a long time!

58 Tracie 07.20.07 at 9:23 am

OMG he’s so cute he looks like he farts glitter.

:grin:

59 Yitzysmommie 07.20.07 at 12:26 pm

farts glitter, huh?

60 Yitzysmommie 07.20.07 at 12:26 pm

Kristin: update please!

61 pau 07.20.07 at 12:29 pm

aww. thank God! lol :)

62 Lilly 07.20.07 at 1:10 pm

AWWWWWWW… what a cutie lil’ girl!!!! Thank you muchly for saving us from the evil Mr. Toilet Paper!

lol at farting glitter comment hahahaha

63 ottersmoo 07.20.07 at 3:10 pm

When our cats used to shred paper towels and toilet paper we used to thank them for saving us from the bombs. Clearly, they needed to be defused.

64 Anne 07.20.07 at 3:25 pm

That is too cute! My German Shepherd loved paper, too, and showed his love by eating it all. He even ate two $10 bills that blew off our kitchen table! Luckily, he passed them mostly intact (disgusting but true story). I disinfected them, taped them, took them to the bank to trade them in for good bills, telling the clerk my puppy chewed them. It was fun having a dog who pooped money!!!

65 Theo 07.20.07 at 3:48 pm

a dog who farts glitter… another dog who poops money…

…only on the internets. Oy.

http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Barfing%20Rainbows

66 Metz 07.20.07 at 4:03 pm

Our dog does socks.
really.

67 Metz 07.20.07 at 4:04 pm

I wasn’t going to say so before, but well, glitter, money and all, had to chime in dint’ I?

68 Nuri 07.20.07 at 7:40 pm

This must be the most redonkolous photo on CO EVER. Official.

69 kel13123 07.21.07 at 5:44 am

wow. that’s one cute puppeh grin. makes me smile back at him, even though my cats kill the evil paper too and I hate cleaning it all up…

70 pinkimartini 07.21.07 at 3:58 pm

my little dog did this exact same thing the first week she came home – it’s hard to get mad when they look so cute in all that paper…

71 SRC 08.04.07 at 4:47 pm

Look at http://www.shutterandpupil.com/images/bumble.jpg and tell me they weren’t separated at birth!

(The Bumble, from the Rudolph special)

72 Nicole 11.06.07 at 6:25 am

Hello! Quality content! Regards,

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