Please—no "The Good, the Bad and The Adorable" jokes.
I have heard eet before. [lights crusty cigarillo and looks away]
[familiar whistling song heard in background] As soon as I get out of dees hum-drum suburbs, I weel find dee gold coins.
Dee gold coins I WAS DESTEENED TO FIND! No one weel stop me.
I weel earn more than a feestfull of dollars when I find dees treasure. [puff on cigarillo]
Ahn, my beloved town of San Miguel—she calls. For me.
Kate G., I suggest you take his guns away.