[Jaws theme]

duh-nahn, duh-nahn,     duh-nahn, duh-nahn

[scream]

Otters

Evil otters! COMING FOR YOU, Jan K.!!!

36 comments … read them below or add one

  1. P.O.O?

  2. Run! Helmets everyone! Shock and awe!
    http://cutebabyfix.com/2007/07/12/shock-awe/

  3. Metz says:

    #2 ;-)

  4. John says:

    Evil has never been so adorable.

  5. zeldapie says:

    Better these fellas than the UNDULATING OTTER!
    *shiver

  6. Metz says:

    zeldapie, can’t you see? They’re swimming into the stadium to catch the show. (Those rocks look like steps to their seats to me)
    ;-)
    they’re fans I tell you fans!

  7. Kelley says:

    How can these darlingks be evil when they are so irresistably cute!!

    I want one!

  8. The Honourable Gladys Anstruther says:

    Not evil, otters just want to have fun, and take over the world in their spare time.

  9. anner says:

    oh noes! they want to give us evil lap dances!

  10. Fans, you say Metz? We must straighten them out forthwith! Go! GO! GO!

  11. Yitzysmommie says:

    These dewds are just chillin’ after watching Undulating Ottah!
    Wait ’til they mak a conga line of undulation…..

  12. Suzanne says:

    Am I missing something? When did otters become evil? I thought they were adorable hand holding aquatic entertainers.

  13. Redzilla says:

    They’re just swimming up to the edge of the stage to tip the undulating otter a few clams.

  14. Peg of Tilling says:

    Yes, clearly this is a bachotter party.

  15. zeldapie says:

    We’ll never be able to straighten ‘em out!
    (BTW, I love the word “undulate,” don’t you?)

    If it’s a bachelorette party, where’s the drunk bride-to-be? Where’s the veil? Hope they have lots of dollar bills!

  16. Metz says:

    CBF: The dancing otter has called in backup I repeat the dancing otter has called in backup please advise. Over.

  17. Theo says:

    South Park was wrong! Otters are not evil.
    They’re just snarky.

  18. zeldapie says:

    Er, not dollar bills. Clams.

  19. Theo says:

    (and slinky)

  20. zeldapie says:

    Oh Theo, you’re just jealous. I know you wanna be snarky and slinky, too. Don’t we ALL?

  21. j is more says:

    There is nothing evil about these precious little morsels.

    –love the dancing otter has called in backup comment, Metz!

  22. ThreeCatNight says:

    Otter Patrol! Otter Patrol!
    Otterly adorable! (pardon the pun)

  23. Ummm….Scream like a little girl, and Run away! then get your swimsuit, and go swimminks!

  24. Shannon Johnson says:

    Evil otters? There is no such thing.

  25. fish eye no miko says:

    “Evil otters! COMING FOR YOU, Jan K.!!!”

    They’re coming to get you, Barbara…
    Whoops, wrong horror/monster movie franchise.
    ^_^

  26. benvenuta says:

    Ottersottersottersottersottersottersottersottersottersottersottersottersotters!!!

  27. Kevin L. says:

    You may think of the ‘Jaws’ theme, but what I hear is “Ride of the Valkyries” straight out of ‘Apocalypse Now.’

  28. Em says:

    *stands up*
    I Like Otters!
    Thank you.

  29. lurkertype says:

    Otters are only evil if they’re in cahoots with the dancing one (or they are the dancing one).

  30. Alice Shortcake says:

    “Follow me, girls! Hurry up or we’ll be late for the All-Otter Lapdance and Striptease Contest!”

  31. Dale says:

    They should make a TV show about these guys: Welcome Back, Otter.

  32. Tor says:

    Live at the Pavilion–Otty Ottbourne!

  33. musicchick2 says:

    You guys are silly! And I LURVES it! ;-)

  34. Dawna says:

    omg, more otters! they’re taking over the world! cuteness overload!

  35. Subhangi says:

    Methinks they want a lapdance from that bellydancing otter.

  36. Kaylin says:

    Hehe, everytime I see otters it reminds me of South Park and the atheist sea otters: “I will crush your skull like a clam on my belly!”