Shoot–WHERE IS THE NEAREST FIREWORKS STORE!?
The Kittens are gonna be really mad about this…
This cat-tastrophe brought to you by Pedro S. 
OMG I FORGOT THE SPARKLERS
July 5, 2007 by
Shoot–WHERE IS THE NEAREST FIREWORKS STORE!?
The Kittens are gonna be really mad about this…
This cat-tastrophe brought to you by Pedro S.
Happy bleenth of July
Holy carpsicles. That’s the exact face my cats make right before they lunge.
Totally made my day! And made me laugh out loud! yay!
Ok, that’s frelling hysterical.
I hear you, Cassandra! I had a great belly laugh over that…WHAT AWESOME PEEPERS! Too funny.
Somebody is about to get their ass KicKeD!
Super cute.
That’s the same face my dog makes when she gets her anal glands expressed.
That’s not just a “mrew-roo.” That’s a “MREEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR-OOOORRROOOO” *angry face*
anal glands expressed? o.o what exactly is that?
Man, I’m glad I’m not on the receiving end of that look.
Poor Kitty – looks like she/he just heard some of those big boom fireworks!
hahaha
How is it possible the sum of both eyes is larger than his head?
louisa: wiki for that info.
louisa, you do NOT want to know.
Sometimes doggis get er liquid in their anal glands. Makes them VERY uncomfortable, have to be well, squeezed out to put it nicely. Better technical terms out there but really, you do NOT want to know.
Oh hooo boy someone’s in troubllll!
Tis sorta like cat opera, but with EyeZz. Moishe better than fireworks.
someone’s either pissed of terrified.
engage claws.
NOT CUTE AT ALL!!!!! BOOOO- This is an entry for the 4th of July???
Excellent pairing of picture and caption Meg! Who needs lolcats when we have you?
Ohmygod, I love it! That cat is so freaked out adorable!
LOL, too cute. It HAS to be photoshopped or something!
LMAO!!!! This picture is hilarious!
I think many cat-ownees would agree that this is most DEF a whizz bang up entry for that noisy thing called 4th of July. My cats concur, this much I know.
Wow I love his eyes!
I adore freaked out kitty faces. I love feline’s sense of DRAMA! Poor kitty does not like loud firefreakincrackuhs.
Uh-oh… if he gets free, that cat is going to wind up dodging firecrackers in another time zone!
In every H.P. Lovecraft story, there is a moment of sheer, unimaginable terror where the protagonist learns some deep, dark secret about the reality of the world.
I think that’s what just happened to this cat.
Jesus Christ, it’s a lion! Get in the car!
Glen wrote:
“In every H.P. Lovecraft story, there is a moment of sheer, unimaginable terror where the protagonist learns some deep, dark secret about the reality of the world.”
ROFL
best explanation ever.
Kitty, m-row. oops I made gas.
Your not sposed to set those off in the house!!!
What’s wrong with kitteh’s left eye? Either there’s ghosts in my monitor, or somethings wrong.
What on earth is holding that cat’s eyeballs in its head?
Usually I’m ded from cuteness. Today, I’m just ded from laughter.
My cats make this face when they see me get their tshirts out of storage for the holidays, when the carriers and suitcases come out, or when they see the nail trimmers.
Glen wins. LOL!!!
This is what my cats’ faces looked like last night. Made me laugh out loud!
lol from me too! My kittehs hide under the bed for most of the week, cuz of stupid firecrackers going off every night…
sigh… not the best of neighborhoods…
lol. i love it when cats do this for no reason.
he looks like he lost the sparklers and found them again…
under his butt.
So I thought that the embarrassed bunny was cute, but then I scroll down to THIS. It looks a little bit like Beetlejuice. http://www.fire-house.net/jheilman/Wonderfest/Beetlejuice.jpg
I had to laugh out loud at those eyes. That cat is about to do something C-R-A-Z-Y, like run at the speed of light or wiggle spastically like an earthworm to get free and THEN run.
Look into my eyes and repeat after me:
I will give my kitteh all the cat food she wants. And I won’t complain when she wants in and out twent.., no, forty times a day. And that dog of ours, its gone.
Look into my eyes and repeat after me:
I will give my kitteh all the cat food she wants. And I won’t complain when she wants in and out twent.., no, forty times a day. And that dog of ours, its gone.
Glen totally wins. I was gonna reply after I saw that last night with something super silly but really what you said Glen, was so, profound. I just couldn’t.
But today is another day and well, in response to Glen’s suggestion that Kitty has learned a deep dark secret of the real world…
Kitty to owner. “What do you mean fixed? I’m not broken.”
…A few minutes later after graphic descriptions along with internets assistance and personal anectdotes by other pets…
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”
[teh masked hover-texter bleens again]
This is totally cribbed from ICHC, but this photo could be captioned:
“And so, kitty, *that’s* how babies are made.”
Umm, kitties sometimes need those buttglands cleaned out, too. Not a pleasant task for giver or receiver, but sometimes necessary. And yeah, that’s about the face they make. I’d dearly love to know the explanation behind this picture.
P.S. Love the mouse-over text!!
LOL. Freakin’ hysterical.
“Oh God, no! She saw the streak-marks on the her new living room rug! I’m toast!
Ahhh!!!”
Who was that masked hover-texter?
*watches as masked H-T rides off into the sunset.*
This is the exact look my cat makes right before he takes off to go tearing around the house, up and down the stairs, using his claws in the carpet to round the sharp corners, his 20 lb. body making it sound like there’s a moving crew upstairs, then using his best effort to rip the carpeting off of his cat tower and wildly meoweling . All the while my husband and I are on the couch giggling and plotting how to install a motion detection camera upstairs to get it all on tape.
This is exactly how my son looked when he saw that I intended to use bottled bbq sauce on the ribs to save time on the 4th. . .
The great, or not-so-great thing about cats is that THEY DON’T NEED A REASON to look like this.
I swear their senses are tuned into a parallel universe undergoing an apopcalypse.
Here kitteh, mah babies is handing out all the fireworks today. You can has a sparkler:
http://cutebabyfix.com/2007/07/04/magic-wand/
Someone lit the fuse up the kitty’s bum.
Jwlls:
That is what some of us in the internets cat world like to refer to as the “Greeblings.” They run around willy-nilly like, chasing what seem to be invisible things, but the Greeblings are actually unseen (to the human eye, but seen to the cats’ eyes) aliens that like to torment cats for a few minutes in various places in your house.
Scarlett only suffers the Greeblings once every few months. Tabs suffers once every few weeks. Buddy, well he suffers about once every few minutes.
no fair takin the temperature without prior warning! eeee–yyyooooowwwww!
Looks like someone’s squeezing her middle or pulling her tail…
Startled cat is startled.
Those eyes look like they ought to be in a cartoon. You can practically hear the “AH-OO-GAH” as they pop out.
Is he/she a Bombay? I’m guessing yes because of the oh so large eyes and the boxy little muzzle?
Startled Cat says – it is the Crawling Chaos – NYARLATHOTEP!!!
Never mind the sparklers! Those YEEMS will substitute well!
I wonder what happened to the cat to spawn that expression…
“OMG I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME”
it is totally hilarious but photoshopped, Keep clicking it till you get to the closest you can and you can see the Squares they cut and pasted.
ICHCB has officially posted this with an appropriate caption. Not as cute as here though.