Smooshed gutulence

by Meg on June 25, 2007

must…

break…

free…

[Sender-inner Melissa says her pug "Captain Bosco Smushface, The Annihilator" is only playing the victim.]

Smoooshed

Don’t rollover, Joe…!

{ 62 comments }

1 spanglish 06.25.07 at 5:37 pm

nearly pups’n racks!

2 Ronica 06.25.07 at 5:40 pm

EEE! I can’t stop staring at Puppeh’s belleh!

3 liz 06.25.07 at 5:41 pm

OMG.
check that belly.
no wonder he cannot move!
looks like some nice nappy-time.

4 LisaN 06.25.07 at 5:41 pm

Doncha just wanna tickle it??? Awww

5 Heather S. 06.25.07 at 5:43 pm

Can I lick his little belleh?

6 Theo 06.25.07 at 5:44 pm

Heather S — [...]

7 Metz 06.25.07 at 5:48 pm

You! With the camera and the stoopid grin and snorts! Yeah you! A little help here please! NO Don’t take my picture! CO? NOOOOOO I’ll never live this down at the dog park!

8 Beth 06.25.07 at 5:58 pm

Love the belly and facial expression (on the dog)
:)

9 metsakins 06.25.07 at 5:58 pm

redonkulous

10 rosie 06.25.07 at 5:59 pm

OMG BEER BELLY!!!!!! he must’ve had quite a few pugs- i mean mugs of beer recently.

11 Loris 06.25.07 at 6:00 pm

Captain Bosco Smushface the Annihilator?! Oh, you *didn’t*!

12 Meatcup 06.25.07 at 6:07 pm

puppeh and I could be twins!

13 anais 06.25.07 at 6:19 pm

pugg belly.. ha ha, so prominent

14 paula 06.25.07 at 6:19 pm

Perfect name for the puppeh. Perfect expression for the situation in which he finds himself!

15 animal lover 06.25.07 at 6:21 pm

how dare you.not helping that poor puppy i cant believe you didnt help him.

16 Shannon Johnson 06.25.07 at 6:21 pm

That looks like Toby when he lays with my dad

17 R. Moore 06.25.07 at 6:23 pm

I know how he feels.

18 Denita TwoDragons 06.25.07 at 6:24 pm

o_0

Ummm, Heather S, hon…I don’t know how to break this to you but…ummm, think about what you just said…then look closely at said belly…

…umm…yeah.

~_@

19 musicchick2 06.25.07 at 6:24 pm

“MOOOOM!!! This ISN’T comforbuls. Nope, not one bit. And I look silly! And Joe just FARTED!!! You didn’t hear anything? It was an SBD!!! Moooommm!! Lemme get up!! PLEEEEEASE?!! I PROMISE not to pee pee on the floor EVER again! MOOOOOOM!!!???!!!” *Bosco tries to sit up from this posiche, keeps flopping back down, BEEG frustrated and desparate eyes*

20 tomi 06.25.07 at 6:35 pm

he’s annihilating ME fer sher….but I am a PUG PERSON and proud of it. As I said before, once you’ve owned a pug, you can’t go back. Fly the pug flag proudly.

21 Mello 06.25.07 at 6:46 pm

Omg that is too cute! He is so smushed and awesome!!

22 Allie and Jojo-s Mom 06.25.07 at 6:51 pm

He is just to cute!! The puppeh isn’t to bad either!

23 DLT 06.25.07 at 7:01 pm

“Captain Bosco Smushface, The Annihilator”

was this puppy given this name JUST so that he’d appear on CO one day?

hmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmm…

24 gilda 06.25.07 at 7:12 pm

OH MY GOD how cute is that pug!!! you know how sometimes you see dogs or cats that are so cute you wanna hug them so tight and almost break their bones? this is one of those times. ooh.

25 liz 06.25.07 at 7:25 pm

I am glad to see that I am not the only one that makes the “occasional” statement foe-pah here in the CO messages.
“lick his Bellah! i think NOT”

26 Martha in Washington 06.25.07 at 7:37 pm

Ok, am I the only one who noticed the cute HUMAN in this picture?! Can I snorgle HIS belleh?
whispers *he’s not underage, is he? wouldn’t want to start any kind of commentroversy here.*

27 Theo 06.25.07 at 7:40 pm

Liz — let’s just say there exists some doubt in my mind as to whether or not that was a faux pas at all. See also: Allie & Jojo’s Mom, Martha in WA, etc.

28 ThreeCatNight 06.25.07 at 7:45 pm

Puppeh’s face is all:
“Somebody get me outta here!! Please!”
Ooh, I just wanna squeeze and kiss that belleh!

29 jen 06.25.07 at 8:24 pm

i love how his front legs are kinda dangly. lol

30 liz 06.25.07 at 8:26 pm

ah!
Thanks Theo. i see that i am also….. nieve.
ha!
and it looks like I’ve been married too long.

31 Heather S. 06.25.07 at 8:29 pm

Liz — let’s just say there exists some doubt in my mind as to whether or not that was a faux pas at all. See also: Allie & Jojo’s Mom, Martha in WA, etc.

Posted by: Theo | Jun 25, 2007 at 12:40 PM

Wow just wow… you have your mind so far into the gutter as to when a person makes an honest mistake at how something is said that you can’t take it for that? How long have I been coming on here? I know some might remember me. I had a baby back in September and posted the pics for everyone that was at that time posting and YOU Theo made a “dance” of my newborn baby. Thanks alot for the benifit of the doubt there buddy.

32 Alex Wells 06.25.07 at 8:56 pm

Just call ‘im Bosco for short.

33 Theo 06.25.07 at 8:56 pm

Oh just assume there was a wink there, Heather. It’s all good.

34 Ninjin 06.25.07 at 8:58 pm

Aaaaw, if I had a puppy like that, I’d smoosh him against my cheek, then tickle his belly, and then chomp his ears, and then honk his nose, and then… whew.

35 Pinkle 06.25.07 at 8:59 pm

CRUEL! NOT CUTE!

ohnnnly jokeeeeng.

:D
sorree.

36 Annie 06.25.07 at 9:24 pm

Pup is all Mom I was here first and Joe came and he’s squishing me Moooooommmmmmmm! Joe’s Touching me. This is my half of the couch!

37 Theo 06.25.07 at 10:22 pm

Heather S — how *is* Maddie, by the way?

38 book_monstercats 06.25.07 at 10:22 pm

Good grief. The belleh. I have just seen the proshest pug prancing along the road outside my flat (apartment if you’re a Murrican). Rotten day, one of my assistants rang me up from her holiday to check up on me… her boss… how very dare she….Prosh pug = :)

39 Mary (the first) 06.25.07 at 10:44 pm

omg I hate to say I LOL’d at “a Murrican”. It’s so sad to hear people (especially aMurricans) SAY that but to WRITE it that way .. oh the horror.

And btw the pug is adorable. I’m not going to offer to kiss his belleh though.

40 furbabies 06.25.07 at 11:24 pm

pfffffttt (blowing raspberries on the leetle tum). Can’t stop, puppeh belleh too tasty!

41 Kimberly 06.26.07 at 12:29 am

Wow, Joe and my hubby could be twins. They even sleep the same way. How on earth can you be comfortable with your arms folded like that?

Pug’s cute, too.

42 Juniper Jupiter 06.26.07 at 1:05 am

Ahh crap! Furbabies blew tha razzberries on tha belleh first!! Oh, well…MY TURN!!!! PPPTHTHTHTHFFHTHTHTHTTTHHTHT!!!!

43 Annie 06.26.07 at 2:51 am

Love the shifty eyes and the puggley tummy and those parted lips just about to say hello. cause puggles love to talk to ya.

44 Sweet Lady 06.26.07 at 3:04 am

“Heh.. heh heh. I may be stuck, but what the sleeping goober does not know is that I just FARTED. The ANNIHILATOR takes no prisoners! Mwahahahahahaaaaa!!!”

45 Sylvia 06.26.07 at 3:21 am

why..is..his..belly..sooooo..BALD??

46 Meghan 06.26.07 at 3:49 am

Pugs are the only small dogs I can stand for more than five minutes. So put adorable small dog squashed next to adorable boy, and hey I want in! Mmm.

47 pam 06.26.07 at 7:27 am

OMG I want that belly! It was made for raspberries.

Thanks for the puppy a action. I was starting to think there was discrimination on this website in favor of kitties!

48 alexandra 06.26.07 at 12:35 pm

The guy kind of looks like Josh Hartnett (spelling). He is H-O-T hot hot hot. And the pup is adorable too…. I want to get in on that pile of sleepy smushy love.

49 Heather S. 06.26.07 at 12:53 pm

Heather S — how *is* Maddie, by the way?

Posted by: Theo | Jun 25, 2007 at 03:22 PM

She is up crawling and trying to walk! Thanks for asking!

50 pat_the_bunny 06.26.07 at 1:57 pm

I want to poke his lil belleh. *poke belleh* *poke belleh*

51 pat_the_bunny 06.26.07 at 2:00 pm

Ohmigosh – I just realized I practically said “pork bellies”!

I don’t think “poke bellehs” are on the commodities market just yet, but it might be worth looking into.

“Poke bellehs” for animal lovers who do not have a pug or similar animal with prominent bellehs to snorgle.

I could make millions!

52 Yitzysmommie 06.26.07 at 2:13 pm

I’m in line with the belleh raspberries folks.
On Bosco, not Joe ;-) – he looks like he’s my son’s age.

53 RKEM 06.26.07 at 3:50 pm

We ate to moishe, we ate too moishe and must sleep it off …

54 guineapiggin9 06.26.07 at 6:18 pm

Looks like a preggie puggy to me. LOL

55 Claire 06.26.07 at 11:23 pm

Hooray for featuring pug puppy belly! It’s one of the cutest substances on earth.

56 Zed 06.27.07 at 2:16 pm

Is your Pal pregnant? Not even sure of the sex…but it is cute and it certainly congures laughter.

57 Book_monstercats 06.27.07 at 3:28 pm

Mary the first, I hope there was no offence taken about “Murricans”, even though you LOL’d, there was certainly none intended. Not only am I British, I have one of the most notoriously bad regional accents in the UK, so feel free… ;)

58 lunacydress 06.27.07 at 7:48 pm

Actually, I think the human in this picture looks like James Franco, the guy from Freaks and Geeks and Spiderman. Grrrrooooww!

And the dog is snorgleable, too! Captain Bosco Smushface, the Annihilator *lol*

59 Theo 06.27.07 at 8:13 pm

BookMonster — ooh, now I have to know… which region?

60 Book_monstercats 06.28.07 at 5:09 pm

Teho and Mary the first.I’m from Liverpool. I’m a Scouser. Bring it on, if yer think yer ‘ard enough; talkin’ ta me, or chewin’ a brick? etc.

61 Theo 06.28.07 at 5:12 pm

So, you can’t help it? You’re a born lever-puller?
;)

62 book_monstercats 06.28.07 at 10:28 pm

Wow, Theo, you’ve got it just right. If I can find a Scouse dictionary, I’ll send you a link. ;)

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