Prepare for the licking of your LIFE

by Meg on June 1, 2007

Holy… c**!!!

[followed by hot bref]

Slobbbare

Michelle A., how did you clean off the camera!?

P.S., no, it’s not Moosday

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06.01.07 at 1:05 pm

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1 Lizzums 06.01.07 at 1:08 pm

It’s a tongue! Coming after me! Help! Wait, it’s cute. Nevermind.

2 Redzilla 06.01.07 at 1:14 pm

Holy blue skies and chin whiskerage! I would take a slurpy kiss from this little moo-er.

3 Redzilla 06.01.07 at 1:15 pm

ZOMG!!!! I’m not a robot! For the first time in a thousand comments, I was not asked to prove I’m not a robot. Beep-boo-beep!!!!!

4 jenn 06.01.07 at 1:27 pm

Sigh. In another life, I’m a farmer and I have encounters with animals this prosh daily…

5 M. V. 06.01.07 at 1:37 pm

A little laser hair removal may be in store for our friend here…

6 brinnann 06.01.07 at 1:40 pm

Calf keeses are verra sloppy, especially when they’ve just finished a bottle.

7 Kitten 06.01.07 at 1:47 pm

I loves me some bebe cows!

8 blair 06.01.07 at 1:54 pm

you can hear him singing:

the wonderful thing about tiggers
is tiggers is wonderful things
our tops is made of the cowhide
our bottoms is made of the springs
we’re bouncy flouncy trouncy pouncy
fun fun fun fun fun
but
the most wonderful thing about tigger is
i’m the only one!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i’m the only one!

9 Theo 06.01.07 at 1:55 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Awesome!
At last, a photo that makes up for that OTHER cow-tongue pic…
http://gimmecorn.com/

10 karen 06.01.07 at 2:04 pm

Reminds me of when I was a kid, back on the farm. My job was to feed the calves and sometimes they would put your entire hand in their mouths. Felt weird and very slimy!

11 luvinmalssomuch 06.01.07 at 2:13 pm

Soooo very cute. I wanna kiss from mooooooooooo.

12 brinnann 06.01.07 at 2:21 pm

blair: I thought their tops were made out of rubber.

btw, thx for the earworm!

13 Cylver 06.01.07 at 2:33 pm

Come now, Tigger… if you’re the only one, your usage of the plural in the prior verses of the song was completely unjustified.

14 brinnann 06.01.07 at 2:37 pm

Tigger can has multiple personality disorder?

15 pkeli 06.01.07 at 3:38 pm

This little guy reminds me of the MN State Fair a couple of years ago. I was petting a steer (or some type of bovine) who was dandied up to be shown, and he turned and licked my face from my chin to my hairline, right across my glasses. It was just great–his breath was sweet, like hay. My favorite state fair memory. Odd thing is, the same thing happened at the Como Zoo in St. Paul a couple of years before with a juvenile giraffe. I got lapped chin to forehead with that long snaky blue-black tongue. Very cool but the cow’s breath was better. (Note to self: stop looking like a salt-lick…)

16 maisnon 06.01.07 at 3:53 pm

Holy fu manchu chin hair! (And, um, nose whiskers too!)

17 Tina Rhea 06.01.07 at 3:55 pm

The last thing a haybale sees.

18 Peg of Tilling 06.01.07 at 4:01 pm

My glasses will never be clean again!

19 jenny 06.01.07 at 4:09 pm

i almost feel like this should be under “i shall leeck you,” too. because that’s totally what the calf is saying to me right now.

20 Theo 06.01.07 at 4:23 pm

Jenny — agreed, and fixed

21 Redzilla 06.01.07 at 4:43 pm

LOL, Tina Rhea.
Wonder if I’m a robot again…

22 Redzilla 06.01.07 at 4:45 pm

Still not a robot!
Okay, Teho, since you’re around. Why am I suddenly not a robot anymore? For, oh, I dunno, the last six months, CO has been accusing me of being a robot. Now, today, I can just post without proving I’m not a robot. Domo arigato.

23 Angela P. 06.01.07 at 4:54 pm

When I was a little girl, I had my hand licked by a cow. I didn’t like it. I think this cute photo makes up for the trauma though. :o )~

24 brinnann 06.01.07 at 5:41 pm

Red, he said something earlier on another post about the host changing the way they detect spammers, so it makes it easier for us to post our comments.

25 Theo 06.01.07 at 5:46 pm

RedZ — what BrinnAnn said… it’s a GUESS on my part, but absolutely something changed on TypePad’s end of things. Their robot-detection robot seems to be smarter (upgrade to Spaminator Mark One?)

26 AmyH 06.01.07 at 6:40 pm

Theo – where has that gimmecorn site been all my life? Or at least in the last few months. I am indebted to you.

When we need to move baby calves from pen to pen, you stick out your hand so they glom thinking you are a bottle. Then you walk them to where they need to be. Sure, they get disappointed but they get over it.

When you show dairy cattle, the appropriate attire is all white. White pants and white shirts. At least that’s how you start show day. Cow sez:”Oh, white shirt! Let me stick my snotty, feed covered nose on it! Here! Here! and Here!”

27 R. Moore 06.01.07 at 7:05 pm

When I was very young indeed, my family went to visit my great aunt’s dairy farm. A cow gave birth while we were there (and the poor thing came out funny and needed more than a little help), and after the birth and initial bonding/nursing, the calf was put with other calves while the mother was tended to. My sister and I, about five and three at the time, went to see the babies. My sister held out her hand and the calf sucked on it. I was convinced they were going to bite off my fingers (wouldn’t believe they didn’t have teeth) and was grossed out by their slobber. Mom snaps a picture.
Fast forward 13+ years. My younger sister and all of my best friends go on a camping trip which I had to pull out of at the last moment for health reasons. To cheer me, my mother and much younger siblings try to make an outing everyday. One day we go to a petting zoo. There is a baby calf. I bravely stick my hand towards it and grimace as it licks my hand, smearing slobber and cud over it. Mom snaps a picture.
I bashfully tell of my triumph when my sister returns, and then berate her for leaving me for a week. I giggle at the pictures.

Still haven’t forgiven my sister, though.

28 ThreeCatNight 06.01.07 at 7:05 pm

Attack of the Giant Pink Cow Tongue!
Got hay, anyone?

29 brinnann 06.01.07 at 8:17 pm

Makes the term “cowlick” make much more sense. Can you imagine what that tongue would do to your hair?

30 Kathryn V. 06.01.07 at 8:51 pm

I LOVE THIS PICTURE! And the girl who took it!

31 Caitlin 06.02.07 at 1:54 am

ZOMG! Behbeh cow kisses are my favorite!

32 Lerrinus 06.02.07 at 2:44 am

Love a bebeh cow!

Get a little closer to the screen, pkeli! *slurrrp*

33 rabble 06.02.07 at 3:29 am

swoon…unbearable cuteness!!

i can imagine the smell, the moist widdle whiskers and nosey and i will sleep again wif a smile on my face :)

cow tongue was just what i needed today :)

34 karen 06.02.07 at 4:26 am

attack of the giant pink tongue!

35 Tor 06.02.07 at 4:45 am

Is that Hubba Bubba or Bubblelicious?

36 tenshihi 06.02.07 at 5:13 am

Cow lick.

37 Subhangi 06.02.07 at 5:54 am

Hehe. (S)he’s all “THPPPPPPPPP! Where be mah hay?”

38 rabble 06.02.07 at 12:49 pm

k i’ve been back like 20 times just for this kid, and i’m still finding unbearably cute things in this photo: the little reflection of light along her tongue, her eyelashes, her whiskers with little bits of stuffs stuck in them… i wish a little holstein heifer was here to greet me in person everydays when i come home :)

39 violetgreen 06.02.07 at 4:35 pm

Once watched a curious heifer sneak up behind a fly fisherman and slime him good all up the back of his (thankfully) waterproof jacket. Poor guy had to move to the other side of the stream. Funny to watch, tho.

40 Becca 06.02.07 at 9:41 pm

got milk

41 teresaa=] 06.21.07 at 11:35 pm

aww leeking ze camerrra

42 pupidog 07.06.07 at 4:06 am

ooops now i gotta clean up my comp monitor at office or i’ll be fired

43 kaly 07.23.07 at 8:27 pm

i think it is just adorable!!! now i want one because I now how cute they are.

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