You must chill.

by Meg on June 25, 2007

[Places paw on knee]

Seriously, everything is going to be fine.

Would you please just calm down.

Okcalmdown

For crying our loud, Cre, what did you do!?

{ 43 comments }

1 nico 06.25.07 at 12:22 am

Thank you cutie pants.. I feel much better ^_^

2 Jen 06.25.07 at 12:26 am

Is it wrong that I want to lick him right betwixt his eyes?

[Hell no. You might regret it afterwards, but only a little. - Ed.]

[PLEH!]

3 Julie Raven 06.25.07 at 12:27 am

I totally need a kitty paw of calming right now D: *grabbie hands*

4 Metz 06.25.07 at 12:31 am

Those little needles have a much needed tranquilizer, ahhhh I feel MUCH better. Zzzzzzzz.

5 acelightning 06.25.07 at 12:39 am

I’ll just wipe your little ears clean before some Nuff goes into a rant about them, and *then* I’ll relax. C’mere and snuggle with me… aaaahhh, that’s *much* better… purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

6 fish eye no miko 06.25.07 at 12:41 am

Jen said: “Is it wrong that I want to lick him right betwixt his eyes?”

No. ^_^
Awww… Everyone needs a Calming Kitty.
^_^

7 rosie 06.25.07 at 12:44 am

calm down???? more like “wow, your nose looks deleecious. i shall eat, now.”

8 rosie 06.25.07 at 12:45 am

any1 else notice the ginormuous ears?? looks like kitty’s part fennec fox. yay fennecs!!!

9 robofunk 06.25.07 at 12:50 am

Reminds me of this flash music video.
http://www.youthofbritain.com/chillout/

10 Allison 06.25.07 at 12:57 am

Hee hee! Like in “Say Anything…”

“You must chill! You must chill! I have hidden your keys!”

…Okay, maybe that’s just me.

11 Lizzy 06.25.07 at 12:59 am

Can I borrow this kittums for a while? Pwease? 20 first-graders running around the zoo … the life of an intern… I will need a herd of Kitties of Calming.

… which would make an awesome RPG critter. Like a field of poppies, only way way snugglier!!!

12 metsakins 06.25.07 at 1:01 am

ears so cute look tasty

13 Annie 06.25.07 at 1:17 am

AHhhh Feel teh ohm of the kitty eyes. And breath deeply an drelax… There don’t you feel much better. Now all you need is a cuddle and my famous purr to send you right to dreamland.

14 donnalynnern 06.25.07 at 1:24 am

I wanna therapy session with this cutie pie. That face is way better than xanax.

15 R. Moore 06.25.07 at 1:39 am

Awesome. I want this kitten to clam me down when I get stressed out.

16 Brak_Silverbone 06.25.07 at 1:41 am

Pretty green eyes, and I bet there’s pink jellybean toes, too!

17 Brak_Silverbone 06.25.07 at 1:42 am

Oh, and look! CINNAMUM NOSE! Numnumnumnyum numnumnum!

18 Yitzysmommie 06.25.07 at 2:11 am

Gaze into my eyes, you are getting sssslllleeeeeepyyyyyyyy…
R.Moore, I too need to “clam down”.

19 Merri 06.25.07 at 2:52 am

I need a baby like this to take to work! Actually also for home, in the car, etc etc! She/he is too sweet!!!

20 Anne 06.25.07 at 2:58 am

Really cute, but I’ve got to be the one to say it: The kitteh needs its ears cleaned or to be checked for ear mites before I go nibblin onnum.

21 R. Moore 06.25.07 at 3:06 am

Ooh, hey, looky there.

Maybe I’ll get pearls :P

22 Aubrey 06.25.07 at 3:15 am

Kitteh is applying a-cute-puncture, and it is most apprciated.

23 fish eye no miko 06.25.07 at 5:17 am

Rosie, I see what you mean about the ears. “The better to listen to your problems with, dear”.
^_^

24 Zombie 06.25.07 at 6:15 am

Those look like the kind of ears that will pick up a can opener in the next county…

PS KITTEH!

25 G-retch 06.25.07 at 6:24 am

this is so needed at the moment. like i need someone like that right now

26 musicchick2 06.25.07 at 6:38 am

Aubrey, A-cute-puncture? You mean I coulda tried that wif my kitties all ‘dis time! Why d’int you TELL me?!?

Little kitteh, please climb into my lap and I will read you “Puss ‘n Boots” and we’ll both nod off to dreamland!

27 Aubrey 06.25.07 at 6:53 am

mc2, I think your kittehs need a PhSquee to practice any type of physical therapy.

28 Kat 06.25.07 at 12:05 pm

We adopted a kitty JUST like that one a month ago! His name is Flea. Very sweet and a purring machine!

29 Lizzums 06.25.07 at 1:11 pm

Alison, that played out in my head, too! :) I luv Lloyd Dobbler.

30 musicchick2 06.25.07 at 2:08 pm

Aubrey – Could be.. but I think Paws-ical Purrapists only need a B.S. O.T’s too. But SLP’s (Speech Purrapists) need a PhSquee. (I worked for a Purrapy company in the early 90’s). I was the Catecute-itive Assistant. But hedgehogs…. now THEY do full body massage, right?? Maybe THAT’s the ticket! http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/02/spiny_masseurs.html ;-)

31 ceejoe 06.25.07 at 3:56 pm

oooohhh… I feel leetle pinpricks on my knee…

got two more scratches on my tummy over the weekend from launching kittehs…
>^0.0^<

32 Theo 06.25.07 at 4:21 pm

The one problem with this post, in a vast and mighty SEA of pluses, is that I simply cannot believe that THIS kitten would be telling ME to chill. [snort] I remember Mr. Bounce when he was this size.

But maybe imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

33 Shannon Johnson 06.25.07 at 4:25 pm

Wow, pretty kitteh. I want him.

34 furbabies 06.25.07 at 6:23 pm

Kitty has ESP. Feeling the love.

35 Metz 06.25.07 at 6:31 pm

I’m telling you! All cats have tranquilizers automatically released when they make the happy paws.
zzzzzzzzz *ouch-snuggle-snuggle* zzzzzzzzz
*ouch-snuggle-snuggle* zzzzzzzzzz

36 Kar 06.25.07 at 6:38 pm

I have no idea why, but this kitty reminds me of this pic, http://www.kyndmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/1106/The_Doors_Jim_Morrison__1_.jpg

Probably the outstretched arm and that “I’m cute but I’m still dangerous” gleam in his eye.

37 ThreeCatNight 06.25.07 at 7:57 pm

When I first saw the ears, I thought that this was a fennec (desert fox), until I saw the rest of the picture, that is.
I can imagine him saying
(in a Bela Lugosi sort of voice):
“Look deep into my eyes. Deeper, deeper. You vill not be able to resist my power. Vait, I vill now climb all over you. I may even leeck you, but I vill not bite you because I am a vegetarian. Please vatch out for my claws; I do not vish to shed your precious blood. Ahh, I haf reached my destination, and you taste de-leeshus!”

38 ThreeCatNight 06.25.07 at 7:59 pm

That’s what I get for watching “Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (etc.)” for the umteenth time!

39 GC 06.25.07 at 9:17 pm

just beautiful!!!

40 rabble 06.25.07 at 10:32 pm

lol i want a PhSquee in Purr-apy :) i miss my massage purr-apists..

41 Aunty-G 06.26.07 at 12:31 am

A Marmy huff, ohhh yeah, totally chill out

42 Meghan 06.26.07 at 3:51 am

purrrr. i jus want luv yous! sit still!

43 KimberlyDi 06.26.07 at 9:57 pm

Seriously, this picture and caption has kept me sane through our end of fiscal year inventory. I have it printed out (in color) and taped to the cabinet. I read it hourly.

Thank you.

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