Um, this squirrel could use a few pointers

First of all, NO ONE wears hats like that anymore. Duh. I should say that I approve of the sequins, tho.

And check out that eye chub. Don’t you just want to take only the (delicate-ist) of nibbles!?

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Tracy B., did you dress her up like this? [say in Monty Python Holy Grail voice]

62 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Eastie says:

    Oh, for Pete’s sake! Tewtally redonk! Bleen!

  2. Annie says:

    Ah a Queen among squirrels

  3. LuvsMeSomePuppies says:

    Norma Desmond meets Dr. Zhivago.

  4. MamaLana says:

    What a cutie!

  5. ali says:

    now this has gone TOO FAR! that squirrelio is like 4 seconds from world domination!

  6. RevWaldo says:

    I’m calling’ shopped ovah heah.

    Run the words “dressing up a squirrel” through your mind a few times before you disagree. You’d be screaming “NO NOT THE EYES!!” before you even got the hat out of it’s little box.

    Still would make a good Xmas card though.

  7. paula says:

    I just have one question? How in the hell did you get the squirrel into those clothes? It couldn’t have been easy……but it was worthwhile!!!

  8. metsakins says:

    OMG

    nuthin else

    just OMG

    (and I believe this squirrel needs to be stopped)

  9. ali says:

    metsakins – i’m with you. this thing is a danger to all humans. LET’S TAKE IT OUT!

    (brings in a ‘tocks bomb)

  10. Metz says:

    Dahlinks! Of COURSE it’s fake fur, I’d Nevah harm a fly. Now where’s the caviar? What??

  11. mariser says:

    LuvsMe,

    I get more of a Joan Collins vibe:
    http://www.ritzcamera.com/articles/images/joan.jpg

  12. Victorya says:

    Great, now I have the green acres song running through my head.

  13. Annie says:

    Okay I had to go find it. And I got it.
    Tonya from Dr. Zhivago.

    http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0059113/Ss/0059113/fcs_JY26_2_03.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0059113

    Don’t Believe me just go see.
    ;)

  14. beenclawed says:

    sad or cute? sad. hope it’s shopped. even if it totally adorable.

  15. LisaN says:

    I just laughed out loud when I saw this. The squirrel actually looks like she belongs in the totally redonk outfit!

    “Ice skaing anyone? Followed by gourmet hot cocoa by a fire?”

  16. ceejoe says:

    omg, the *nose*!!!

  17. Another Angela says:

    I recognize Sugar Bush Squirrel!
    http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/

  18. Julie says:

    I have that outfit. It’s on a Muffy Vanderbear. I have demonic ideas now.

  19. Geo says:

    “Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a window where it OUGHT to be!”

  20. ebee says:

    “Olivah? OLIVAH!! Vere didju put my glofs? Mistah Shifel vil be here any minute for my hotcakes!”

  21. pat_the_bunny says:

    Ohmigosh! Somebody turned Julie Christie into a squirrel!

    “Somewhere my love! . . .”

  22. ebee says:

    “…und Olivah, don’t be silly. I don’t look like a skvirl!”

  23. Theo says:

    Ebee wins today.

  24. Lunch Lady says:

    ok, love the eyechub n the tiny pink lip!

  25. Metz says:

    *bows to Ebee*

  26. Kiddo says:

    Oh my too cute. Must implode now.

  27. ebee says:

    Wow. You love me! You really love me!

  28. warrior rabbit says:

    RevWaldo,

    It’s not shopped. It’s by that woman who makes a living(?), if not a well-documented hobby, of dressing her pet squirrel.

  29. pat_the_bunny says:

    Another Angela: OMGOSH! I went to that site – poor little squirrelie! The pics are cute, this woman is way too obsessed with dressing up her squirrel way too much! She needs a new hobby. Sorry for the nuffs.

  30. ThreeCatNight says:

    “Now, if you absolutely MUST wear fur — take it from me, darling, make it FAKE! None of that Dennis Basso junk from QVC, either!”

    (I hope this squirrel doesn’t make Mr. Blackwell’s annual list!)

  31. JC says:

    Scroll down and check out “Searching for Osama”

    http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/642346.html

  32. Sweet Pea says:

    I blame the squirrel for not biting the human who dressed her up.
    You have two blade-like teeth jutting out of your mouth…USE THEM!!!!

  33. Annie says:

    Theo Noooooo! we can NOT have the squirrel be zsa zsa. I refuse. Nononon Not right. it is Tanya from Dr Zhivago. (Crosses arms and taps foot.)

  34. Mary (the first) says:

    OMG the squirrel’s website is a total crack-up. I do hope she enjoys it though.

  35. beenclawed says:

    OMG that website! Does somebody have too much time on their hands or what? Poor squirrel. He’s all “the blasted price I pay for some nuts!” Ah well, at least h/she was rescued!

  36. furbabies says:

    Check out that sweet little mouth and whiskers. Too much!

  37. Theresa says:

    “First of all, NO ONE wears hats like that anymore”

    Well, she rocks it. She could bring it back into style. Then no one could wear it like her! :P

  38. mb says:

    IMHO, ’tis the hat that makes the outfit entirely adorable!

  39. Maria says:

    ThreeCatsNight took the words outta my head!

    I was going to write, “That betta be fake fur!” ;D

    Probably not as funny the second time around.

  40. jen says:

    silly sequined squirrel sitting silently. say that 5 times fast.

  41. Martha in Washington says:

    I’m seeing Miss Bianca from “The Rescuers” aka Zsa Zsa. Definitely Zsa Zsa. (That’s fun to type-Zsa Zsa!)

  42. HRH says:

    ahemmm: NO ONE wears hats like that anymore …

    they do in Siberia …

    shall we call her SkwerllBeria ???

  43. Dog lover says:

    The Queen from Narnia!!

  44. Shannon Johnson says:

    That is so cool. How’d they get the squirrel to do that?

  45. jill-e-b says:

    Eye chub? I think I smell a new rule…

  46. Tor says:

    You are all wrong. That’s my grandmother in all her 40s finery.

  47. Another Angela says:

    I really prefer this pet squirrel in a simple handknit sweater. If only because it is vastly less political and I don’t have to imagine an overworked and overdressed Sugar Bush.
    http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27184850/

  48. musicchick2 says:

    Somehow I suspect that Ms. Squirrel seriously disapproves of all this silly dressing up and taking of photographs. Her visage shows no hint of a smile. Not even in her pleasingly plump peepers! Pshaw!

  49. musicchick2 says:
  50. Judew says:

    I can’t help it but I think it’s unbelievably stupid! I hope too, that it’s shopped!

    Whatevva!

  51. Jenny says:

    WHAT?! I would fully wear a hat like that. If I only knew where in the not-Siberia to get one (human sized, that is.)

  52. pat_the_bunny says:

    Re: the website, I don’t approve of using squirrels to make political statements, but that’s just me. =)

  53. pat_the_bunny says:

    Another Angela: thank you for sharing. What a great shot. I love the squirrel in sweater in a natural setting. Much more bohemian and artistic, but I suppose I’m getting too highbrow, here.

    I think “Lady Hyper Dress-Up” might need to pop a few Valium to get down to this rather minimalist but tasteful level.

    Nahhh!

  54. Pepe says:

    Haha, at first, I thought the only way to get a squirrel dressed up was if it was stuffed first!

  55. elizabells says:

    Wow. That’s very cute, but… she’s got some, uh, problems, methinks. Skwerl inspecting the gallows they hung Saddam on? That’s just like whoa. Nothing a little risperidone wouldn’t cure, but still…

  56. ka9q's wife says:

    squirrel is cute right wing propaganda is less so.

  57. Yitzysmommie says:

    Wow. SugarBushSquirrel, huh? I think I’d better keep my comments to myself lest I add myself to the list of ‘Nuffs…..
    YM wandering off muttering “Oy vey iz mir” under her breath.

  58. marsheeee says:

    It’s not Zsa Zsa. It’s her sister Eva who was on Green Acres. So there.

    Love the sequins.

  59. Flamenca Mama says:

    Very posh squirrel! The lady who takes these photos must have a lot of time on her hands…

  60. Mary says:

    No self respecting squirrel would allow that, so it must be ‘shopped. Right?

    Still cute tho’

  61. cassandra says:

    a Russian squirrel

  62. Rita85 says:

    This is what all the best dressed squirrel-ladies will be wearing when they hit the ski slopes come winter. This is just so very Posh. Gotta luv it!