You must chill.

[Places paw on knee]

Seriously, everything is going to be fine.

Would you please just calm down.

Okcalmdown

For crying our loud, Cre, what did you do!?

43 comments … read them below or add one

  1. nico says:

    Thank you cutie pants.. I feel much better ^_^

  2. Jen says:

    Is it wrong that I want to lick him right betwixt his eyes?

    [Hell no. You might regret it afterwards, but only a little. - Ed.]

    [PLEH!]

  3. Julie Raven says:

    I totally need a kitty paw of calming right now D: *grabbie hands*

  4. Metz says:

    Those little needles have a much needed tranquilizer, ahhhh I feel MUCH better. Zzzzzzzz.

  5. acelightning says:

    I’ll just wipe your little ears clean before some Nuff goes into a rant about them, and *then* I’ll relax. C’mere and snuggle with me… aaaahhh, that’s *much* better… purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

  6. fish eye no miko says:

    Jen said: “Is it wrong that I want to lick him right betwixt his eyes?”

    No. ^_^
    Awww… Everyone needs a Calming Kitty.
    ^_^

  7. rosie says:

    calm down???? more like “wow, your nose looks deleecious. i shall eat, now.”

  8. rosie says:

    any1 else notice the ginormuous ears?? looks like kitty’s part fennec fox. yay fennecs!!!

  9. robofunk says:

    Reminds me of this flash music video.
    http://www.youthofbritain.com/chillout/

  10. Allison says:

    Hee hee! Like in “Say Anything…”

    “You must chill! You must chill! I have hidden your keys!”

    …Okay, maybe that’s just me.

  11. Lizzy says:

    Can I borrow this kittums for a while? Pwease? 20 first-graders running around the zoo … the life of an intern… I will need a herd of Kitties of Calming.

    … which would make an awesome RPG critter. Like a field of poppies, only way way snugglier!!!

  12. metsakins says:

    ears so cute look tasty

  13. Annie says:

    AHhhh Feel teh ohm of the kitty eyes. And breath deeply an drelax… There don’t you feel much better. Now all you need is a cuddle and my famous purr to send you right to dreamland.

  14. donnalynnern says:

    I wanna therapy session with this cutie pie. That face is way better than xanax.

  15. R. Moore says:

    Awesome. I want this kitten to clam me down when I get stressed out.

  16. Brak_Silverbone says:

    Pretty green eyes, and I bet there’s pink jellybean toes, too!

  17. Brak_Silverbone says:

    Oh, and look! CINNAMUM NOSE! Numnumnumnyum numnumnum!

  18. Yitzysmommie says:

    Gaze into my eyes, you are getting sssslllleeeeeepyyyyyyyy…
    R.Moore, I too need to “clam down”.

  19. Merri says:

    I need a baby like this to take to work! Actually also for home, in the car, etc etc! She/he is too sweet!!!

  20. Anne says:

    Really cute, but I’ve got to be the one to say it: The kitteh needs its ears cleaned or to be checked for ear mites before I go nibblin onnum.

  21. R. Moore says:

    Ooh, hey, looky there.

    Maybe I’ll get pearls :P

  22. Aubrey says:

    Kitteh is applying a-cute-puncture, and it is most apprciated.

  23. fish eye no miko says:

    Rosie, I see what you mean about the ears. “The better to listen to your problems with, dear”.
    ^_^

  24. Zombie says:

    Those look like the kind of ears that will pick up a can opener in the next county…

    PS KITTEH!

  25. G-retch says:

    this is so needed at the moment. like i need someone like that right now

  26. musicchick2 says:

    Aubrey, A-cute-puncture? You mean I coulda tried that wif my kitties all ‘dis time! Why d’int you TELL me?!?

    Little kitteh, please climb into my lap and I will read you “Puss ‘n Boots” and we’ll both nod off to dreamland!

  27. Aubrey says:

    mc2, I think your kittehs need a PhSquee to practice any type of physical therapy.

  28. Kat says:

    We adopted a kitty JUST like that one a month ago! His name is Flea. Very sweet and a purring machine!

  29. Lizzums says:

    Alison, that played out in my head, too! :) I luv Lloyd Dobbler.

  30. musicchick2 says:

    Aubrey – Could be.. but I think Paws-ical Purrapists only need a B.S. O.T’s too. But SLP’s (Speech Purrapists) need a PhSquee. (I worked for a Purrapy company in the early 90′s). I was the Catecute-itive Assistant. But hedgehogs…. now THEY do full body massage, right?? Maybe THAT’s the ticket! http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/02/spiny_masseurs.html ;-)

  31. ceejoe says:

    oooohhh… I feel leetle pinpricks on my knee…

    got two more scratches on my tummy over the weekend from launching kittehs…
    >^0.0^<

  32. Theo says:

    The one problem with this post, in a vast and mighty SEA of pluses, is that I simply cannot believe that THIS kitten would be telling ME to chill. [snort] I remember Mr. Bounce when he was this size.

    But maybe imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

  33. Shannon Johnson says:

    Wow, pretty kitteh. I want him.

  34. furbabies says:

    Kitty has ESP. Feeling the love.

  35. Metz says:

    I’m telling you! All cats have tranquilizers automatically released when they make the happy paws.
    zzzzzzzzz *ouch-snuggle-snuggle* zzzzzzzzz
    *ouch-snuggle-snuggle* zzzzzzzzzz

  36. Kar says:

    I have no idea why, but this kitty reminds me of this pic, http://www.kyndmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/1106/The_Doors_Jim_Morrison__1_.jpg

    Probably the outstretched arm and that “I’m cute but I’m still dangerous” gleam in his eye.

  37. ThreeCatNight says:

    When I first saw the ears, I thought that this was a fennec (desert fox), until I saw the rest of the picture, that is.
    I can imagine him saying
    (in a Bela Lugosi sort of voice):
    “Look deep into my eyes. Deeper, deeper. You vill not be able to resist my power. Vait, I vill now climb all over you. I may even leeck you, but I vill not bite you because I am a vegetarian. Please vatch out for my claws; I do not vish to shed your precious blood. Ahh, I haf reached my destination, and you taste de-leeshus!”

  38. ThreeCatNight says:

    That’s what I get for watching “Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (etc.)” for the umteenth time!

  39. GC says:

    just beautiful!!!

  40. rabble says:

    lol i want a PhSquee in Purr-apy :) i miss my massage purr-apists..

  41. Aunty-G says:

    A Marmy huff, ohhh yeah, totally chill out

  42. Meghan says:

    purrrr. i jus want luv yous! sit still!

  43. KimberlyDi says:

    Seriously, this picture and caption has kept me sane through our end of fiscal year inventory. I have it printed out (in color) and taped to the cabinet. I read it hourly.

    Thank you.