Look, I hear you, OK?
You read this silly website, and you’re convinced that all otters are evil, right?
You’ve heard that we lie on our backs in the water all day, hatching ridiculous [holds paws up, does invisible quote marks] "evil" schemes, pretending we’re friends, etc. Right? [Scratches head in disbelief]
[Sighs] I don’t know what to tell you. It’s simply [wipes eye nervously] not true.
All right? Otters are not always making evil plans—that’s… ridiculous!
Look, I’m glad we’re on the same page here. [Paws behind head in ‘we’re done’ motion]
I got shells to crack and really don’t want to try and convince you again, Erin E.