Kitty Ortiz vs. Chuck Cattell

by Meg on May 15, 2007

A little score-settling in the six-sidedsteel cage match FROM HELL!

I must admit, I am the BIIIIGGEST sucker for sound effects… Good work, Aaron R.!

{ 61 comments }

1 Cheyenne 05.15.07 at 3:21 pm

Grrr…I can’t see the videos on my work computer!
=(

2 Eastie 05.15.07 at 3:28 pm

Me either, Cheyenne. :( Hopefully I’ll remember to check it out when I get home tonight.

3 SeaBreeze 05.15.07 at 3:30 pm

Ooo, that one bite wasn’t just below the belt, it was under the tail! Ouch!! Time for Mr Squirt Bottle?!!

Chey and Eastie, sometimes I have to go to YouTube itself to see the video.

4 Anais 05.15.07 at 3:30 pm

I looove the end… OMG so cute!

5 veg 05.15.07 at 3:30 pm

Nice work! Xtreme qteness

6 ebee 05.15.07 at 3:32 pm

Love the play-by-play…Kitty was clearly outweighed by Chuck but still managed to come out on top! Whoooooooo!!!!

7 Solange 05.15.07 at 3:34 pm

Love the parallelism with the UFC – but this one is MUCH cuter and fuzzier :)

8 DumBunny 05.15.07 at 3:36 pm

Some one spent a lot of time on this, it’s really well done and cute, of course. I’d like to see my cat doing something like that. Heck, I’d just like to see my cat, he’s been under the bed for the last week since we got him.

9 Tigger 05.15.07 at 3:36 pm

Very cute. Just like boys who are friends…they punch each other, but it doesn’t alter the friendship. :) I like how they worked it all out.

10 Marianne 05.15.07 at 3:37 pm

squee!!! such cute mewing and cuddling at the end.

11 brinnann 05.15.07 at 3:43 pm

I luv the UFC! This is too cute! Although I seriously doubt we’d see Tito & Chuck snorgling after their fight (that’d just be odd).

12 Solange 05.15.07 at 3:44 pm

Brinnann – now that would be something to see! LOL

13 snorgler 05.15.07 at 3:45 pm

OMG! If that’s Episode 2, I want to see Episode 1 and everything that follows! Very nicely done!

14 brinnann 05.15.07 at 3:46 pm

Solange, I’ll snorgle with Chuck, but I’d be kinda freaked out to see Tito do it.

15 luvinmalssomuch 05.15.07 at 3:47 pm

Some people have waaaay tooo much time on their hands.
Just a tad envious of that fact.

16 little miao 05.15.07 at 3:48 pm

wow, so exciting!

17 tesstricks 05.15.07 at 3:49 pm

lolololol.. I loved the aftermath. And when Ortiz climbed on top of the scratching post in VICTORY!

18 Alice Shortcake 05.15.07 at 3:52 pm

Just like pro wrestling except it’s not fixed!

19 Andrea|Nash 05.15.07 at 3:52 pm

Excellent! The little Tom dominates the tiny (what do you call female cat- a kitteness?)… but she comes back and shows us what true grit is! You go girl!

20 lola 05.15.07 at 3:57 pm

the fight seems almost sad and painful with the commentary and sound effects. whereas without, it would just be adorable kitties playing. and the end….awwwwwwwwww.
well done.

21 ceejoe 05.15.07 at 4:09 pm

I always say, there is nuthin in the world like kittens. Nuthin.

22 Annie 05.15.07 at 4:13 pm

Meg, Nicely Done. The pictures the sound effects the two stars of the movie and that oh soo marvelous ending. Watch out WWF.

23 Redzilla 05.15.07 at 4:16 pm

I think the cage match is giving One-Ear Kitteh a PTSD flashback to his bout with Mike Tyson.

24 Kate 05.15.07 at 4:18 pm

that’s better than the Puppy Bowl!

25 Denita TwoDragons 05.15.07 at 4:27 pm

I’m not usually into wrestling, but THIS is definitely a version of the sport that I’d GLADLY keep watching! ^__^

–TwoDragons

26 Liz 05.15.07 at 4:36 pm

The fight was actually exciting. Nice comeback Ortiz!! Sweet snorgling at the end too=)

27 Aunty-G 05.15.07 at 4:39 pm

There was never any doubt; Queen Tortie Always comes out on top. Luv that the human slave has learned the Kitteh shuffle.

28 Lizzie 05.15.07 at 4:43 pm

I must say, I prefered the Aftermath to the actual match. :) I was glad that Kitty Ortiz won. Chuck Cattel is a jerk. :P

29 astrogrrrl 05.15.07 at 4:44 pm

oooh, my cat has that same cat toy from the beginning of the video. For a while, I didn’t think he played with it until each morning when I woke up, I saw the toy in a different room than the night before.

and there’s nothing more endearing than little kitty meows =)

30 Catsquatch 05.15.07 at 5:29 pm

The Aftermath.

Playing kittens are always fun to watch, but it was the aftermath that got me.

31 Cheyenne 05.15.07 at 5:37 pm

Ohhh…now I really wanna see it. YouTube is blocked here at work too! You’d think they didn’t trust us here! I mean, what do they think we’d do? Waste our time at work watching cute videos?!? Geesh!
=P

32 elena 05.15.07 at 5:44 pm

That is too funny! Absolute genius.

33 Eastie 05.15.07 at 5:45 pm

Cheyenne – Same here! They’ve got all the fun/cute stuff blocked. Boo!

34 cutebabyfix.com 05.15.07 at 5:47 pm

All that is missing is Tina and Max. Thunderdome time, baby!

35 BrianMPLS 05.15.07 at 5:56 pm

lol Redzilla! :)

36 beenclawed 05.15.07 at 6:21 pm

OMG is this cute! When the screen turned red while the kitty was thinking “call me an idiot ‘eh…” high lare e us! Six sides of steel THIS IS HELL!! too too funny! and the oh so pitiful mewing when they’re waiting for the food bowl… it never ends. My cat is so spoiled and every morning she’s like OH MY GOD WILL YOU PLEASE HURRY WITH MY TREATS?!?! Even though there’s food in her bowl and treats from last night before bed that she didn’t even bother to finish! lol

37 weensicka 05.15.07 at 7:24 pm

ahhahaha! I nearly peed myself watching this…thank god for headphones at work.

Now, I am kilt by teh cute!

38 Martha 05.15.07 at 7:36 pm

Hm. How many times CAN one die from CO… I figure I’m up to about 2,398 times, but this one killed me about 11 times all by itself.

39 musicchick2 05.15.07 at 7:41 pm

ADORABLE!!! Just plain ADORABLE!! Redonkable too, I might add. Love it!

40 Akagi_Ryu 05.15.07 at 7:51 pm

Oh… my…. god…
The match was perfect in cuteness and the adorableness factor, but the aftermath with the wittle kitten meowing action just killed me <3
I wub dees

41 mlle_x 05.15.07 at 8:18 pm

HUGGINS!!!!!

42 lurkertype 05.15.07 at 8:39 pm

At first I was upset about the larger boycat, but then the calico girl won and so yay!

And the mews at the end were teh qte.

I’m typing this around TK. He’s up to 11 lbs. even though he’s only 10 months old. He’s purring himself to sleep.

43 Celinda 05.15.07 at 8:41 pm

THAT was SO cute!!! My stomach is in knots over that video! AWE!

44 maymee 05.15.07 at 8:52 pm

Yay! I was rooting for Kitty! SO glad she won.

45 pat_the_bunny 05.15.07 at 9:27 pm

Luv this! Laughed and laughed! So clever.

46 my cat is a sphere 05.15.07 at 9:41 pm

the inane, chronically halting sports chatter was perfect.

the kittehs were perfect too, of course. total redonk.

47 Cara N. 05.15.07 at 10:25 pm

Better than WWE ANYday.

48 Brak_Silverbone 05.15.07 at 10:38 pm

These li’l fluffballs are WAY more fun to watch than the real thing!

49 DKN 05.15.07 at 10:52 pm

The instant replay is the best part. What a stitch!

50 Shannon Johnson 05.15.07 at 11:18 pm

Great sound effects! I love the kittehs. They are sooo cute!

51 Kar 05.15.07 at 11:54 pm

I was most impressed by that color commentary. Very professional emphasis/tonal quality.

Unfortunately better than what I’ve seen on some network-broadcast games on NBC.

I love, love, that “Aftermath.” Complete with most dinner snuggling.

52 Kar 05.16.07 at 12:06 am

*blinks*

They’re names are “Fuzzy Wuzzy” & “Hunny Bunny?”

Cute now, but in two years they’ll be yakking in your shoes when you use those names to call ‘em.

53 jen 05.16.07 at 1:42 am

omg, that was so funny. great effects all around.

after the ‘fight’, watching them getting ready to eat (god i love kitten tails. they’re so perky!), and the sleepy hug shot just made me melt!!!

great video!

54 A thinker 05.16.07 at 2:03 am

*sigh* I want a kitten.

No, make that two.

That was the moral of this video for me.

55 Cheyenne 05.16.07 at 3:05 am

I finally saw it…THEN MY HEAD ‘SPLODED FROM EXTREME CUTE!

56 Kitty Lover 05.16.07 at 3:45 am

oh, da cuteness, da cuteness! my head is about to ’splode!!

57 Ryan 05.16.07 at 7:52 am

Aaron Rift! Try doing a Google search on his father, Zoogz Rift – he’s a fantastic musician who is also an excellent candidate for http://www.not-very-cute-overload.com

58 Candace 05.16.07 at 8:00 pm

I watched it with the sound off and still thought it was adorable. I like that part where the gray and white kitty puts the gray kitty in a headlock around 1:07 on the film. And of course, the snorgling/honkshu at the end was the best part, made wonderful by th catwrestling preceding it.

59 AlfishKK 05.16.07 at 11:27 pm

Ha, isn’t it just like a boy to constantly tackle the girl… Reminds me of my boyfriend…

That was adorable, though, especially the sleeping kits at the end!

60 Mrelia 05.17.07 at 12:19 am

I watched this with an MP3 of that battle music from the original Star Trek. Purrrfect!

61 Jennie 05.17.07 at 5:36 pm

UFC meets kitties? I can now die in peace. The only reason I don’t like this video is because now it’s going to be so hard to hate Tito… I’ll keep thinking about cute kitties.

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