I needs me some buttresses—my head is leaning, People!
Come on! Hep me!
Kitteh "Chuck Norris" (I kid you not) needs an architect. STAT, Ljuba! 
// UPDATE — for you, kitling, I would move the whole world. – T. //
Attention, flying buttrri needed
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Love those hind leg paw pads!
The only reason it hasn’t fallen over is that it’s sort of holding itself up by the paw on it’s tail!
OOh she looks so cornfuzzled about the fallinks…
Pink Paddy Paws!
Timberrrrrrrrrrr!
The way to fix this is to scoop her up and put her in my lap!
If Chuck Norris isn’t the best name for a kitteh EVAR, I don’t know what is.
this will be one of many lessons for kitteh that Gravity is a Beatch!
I think that’s another kitty’s tale that he’s got his front paw on.
No way could his tail be that loooooong…
what do you think?
I never thought I’d say this but I wanna kiss Chuck Norris right on that little white spot between his eyes. =)
Dizzy, I am so Dizzy euhhh… I think I am going to be Sick.
I just love twirrling
EEEeee. . . Chuck Norris needs to drink some V8
I love the calm kitten face.. in the face of danger..calmmm kitten face
kitteh head so big!
omg, those little pink paw pads are so adorable…and the look of “what da…?” is precious on the kitty’s face.
Can i be the buttrrussessses. He’s soooooooooo cute.! I lurf him. I never seen a fluffier kitteh!
Pinky noses are the best, except for black noses, and brick-red noses . . .
OMG those toes! I LOOOOVE those toes. And I think Chuck Norris is a beautiful kitty name. ‘Course, I’m a fan.
I’ll hep you, kitten, but my “hep” will be of the sort that consists of picking you up entirely, not propping you back on your feet. Mmm, yummy.
I’d catch you, kitters, but I’m halfway to the floor myownself. Gzzzzzzzzz.
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leeetle kitteh, the only thing that heps this affliction is carrying you everywhere you want to go.
He’s all forehead, this sweet little leaning tower o’kitteh! I think he’s not worried because he knows that even if he does tip over all the way, he’s so wee that it’s a drop of what, an inch and a half? (more like 4 or 5 inches, but you see my point…). There would be no “kersplat”, just a soft and gentle “tump”.
Aww! If he wasn’t already named Chuck Norris, I’d suggest calling him Pisa. =)
Help, help! My head’s falling off!
*presents award for Best Use of the Word “Buttress” in a Humorous Context
*applauds*
Also, a small presentation for creating a whole new plural of the word “Buttress”… applause and w00ts.
Theo. Tilting the picture Made me Tilt my head even more. Hehehe.
Young Chuck is in urgent need of “Moggiprop”, the revolutionary new way to correct leaning and other feline posture problems…
Ohhhhhhh….I would pay MONEY to kiss it’s sweet widdle pink nosie. Agonnnneeeeeeeeee…….
…*bleen*
Chuck Norris doesn’t need support! He IS support! Don’t you see? This kitty is holding up that entire chair with his head!
GJ
http://www.60in3.com
There is exactly one thing that I love more than the fact that you used the word “buttress” in this post: the fact that you pluralized it “buttrii”. you RAWK.
I love when kittens have a super-serious expression on their faces, like the weight of the world is on their shoulders.
Teho: I can’t post on your blog bc I don’t have a sign-in, but I want to tell you that Kenya’s kitten blog represents all that is right, sweet and good in the world. I hope Mama Kenya gets adopted just as fast as her beautiful kittens do.
Prosh keeten cannot hold up his widdle head–it is too heavy with cuteness!
One of my cats would fall asleep while sitting up and start to fall like that and would wake up at just about the same angle as C. Norris.
I’m sure many of you have seen the Chuck Norris Rules-there are many places on the web that have them. But they are hilarious all over again reading them wif this kitteh in yer head.
Here is #9:
9. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually “Chuck Norris–more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris–robot in disguise,” and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided into two shows.
http://board.uscho.com/archive/index.php/t-53520.html
Holy hammiewiskaahs!! He/she looks SO pettable and soft!
Giant Kitteh advancing at 4 o’clock! Man the catnip!
Looks like he’ll lick you to death, boys!
He makes my eyes well up with tears from the cuteness. Awwwwwwww!
Yep, the “scoop and carry” system will work best for this lil guy. I volunteer!
Kate, your comment about the use of the word “buttress” reminded me of how I decided that Foreigner was one of my favorite bands because they used the word “tantamount” in a song.
Not a radio release, by the way.
I think Chuck Norris looks as though he either just emerged from beneath the chair, or is trying to back his li’l butt under it.
Okay, this lil’ guy has a fivehead. No wonder he’s toppling over.
Fight the gravity like your namesake, fuzzy kitten!
CUTE!!! Just watch how you handle ‘im! He might gitchoo with a roundhouse kick!
And I just noticed…front page SOMEONE USED KITLING!!!! YAY!!!! MILLION DOLLARS FOR ME!!….or are you gonna skritch the kitten?:P
omg… this little fellas name is chuck norris!! i love it!!!!!
Total fuzzy cuteness. I need more happy-ending cuteness after reading about poor baby Toto!!!
Oh my goodness. It’s the LEANING MINI-TOWER OF CUTENESS!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Ahem – Did anyone else pick out the anerable little stickin’-out-foot action Chuck Norris has goin’ on back there? Could little pink toes BE any cuter?? The answer is none. None cuter!
Frankly, I don’t think this kitteh’s butt-ri is flyin’ anyplace anytime soon. Looks pretty wedgied in there, to me.
that lil kitten looks so innocent6 and curious. I wonder what she/he had been up to!
“WOAH! WTF WHY AM I LEANING?!?!”
hehe
I lubb joo little kittay
he’s got his right leg wrapped around the leg of that unknown furnit, and he’s standing on his own rudder
it’s kinda like a pole dance
and who the heck can tell how he’s got his left paw spanged that way
clearly this is a kitteh caught in a mid-tease action shot
YAY, the kitten I posted made it to the page!
My friend Martin took the picture, he is the lucky owner. He and kitten both live in Norway.
TNX Martin for letting me post the leaning tower of cuteness
Teho! Re: “for you, kitling, I would move the whole world. – T. ”
Are you this cute in real life? Has all the Cuti-tude taken over and made you Cuteoverload as well? “KITLING?” Love it!
Love the whole darn world! Thx CO!!
aw what breed of cat? I really want one!
The kitten is half Norwegian Forestcat (Norsk Skogkatt), I think you call it Weegie for short in english. We own the mother, but we don’t know the father. Typical
This type of cat has a special type of pelt, very long and thick to survive those Norwegian winters, but it does not tangle unlike Persian cats.
Actually, my girlfriend Maren took the picture. I wasn’t even there…
I named him Chuck Norris because Chuck is the toughest man alive and our little kitty…is not even close.
In fact, the picture is taken to celebrate the first time the little wimp actually had the guts to come out from under the sofa.
Martin:
The name rocks. Why toughen the kitteh when you can give him a tough guy’s name? XD
Anywho, he’s adorable!
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