All this talk reminds me of the time my kitty tired to drag the enitre thanksgiving turkey off of the table.

Tried being the key word. It was about twice as big as he was and likley would’ve killed him if he succeeded…

Lenore — all I’m sayin’ is you’re bound to get bored of the Caramelizer eventually. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon…

…well dangit, now I’m thinking about how you might improve your resolution. Green laser?

Theo, are you suggesting that I come up with an automated solution the problem of cat spit on food? Or doling out lettuce to cats? I haven’t even automated the granular media distribution method for my 3D fabricator!!! How can I automate a solution to cats?

But maybe someday I’ll tell you what my mom did about the cat footprints in the frosting the morning of the golden wedding anniversary party.

LOL! Don’t tell my mother (who would faint at the suggestion), but I did cut off the kitty-licked parts and serve the cheese. Dude…I paid good money for that cheese…and it tasted delicious (before and after it was kitty licked).

My husband tells an even better story about the time he had chicken pox. He was five or six at the time, and his grandmother was staying with him while he was sick (the ‘rents were at work). She popped him into a tub with epsom salts, or what ever it is you’re supposed to use to reduce the itching sensation. There was some commotion outside of the bathroom, she went to investigate and came back some little time later. She didn’t say what had happened.

Later that night, after the family had finished eating a delicious beef brisket, his grandma told the family that the dog, Polly, had filched the frozen brisket from where it was thawing on the counter, dragged it upstairs and under a bed. She got it away from the dog, rinsed it off, cooked it and served it.

After all, it was a good piece of beef and cooking it should have removed any germs, right?

Yes, calicooties

Cat cooties! LMAO!

I would definitely serve the cheese. Not out of cheapness, but who wants to run to a store right before guests are coming over? For me it would not be the first time I ate food a cat licked.

Cat cooties don’t scare us.

Yuk, germ-phobic much?

You people are grossing me out. Cat’s clean themselves with their tongues and you would serve something licked by that to your friend? Don’t be such a cheapskate and buy more cheese!!