Make mine with ketchup and mustard plz

Mmmmmm, hot Dachshund puppies heah! Get your hot puppies heah!

Deleecious [reaching for sauerkraut]

Comments

  1. cannot… deal… too… sweet…

    *slips into diabetic coma*

  2. I have melted down to a wee heap…

    *gurgles “Bleen….!*

  3. supa dupa cute

  4. Polly P says:

    Eeeee!! So many wiggling puppy tocks!

  5. exquisite mass buppage

    I once had the luck to be attacked by 13 Irish setter bups at once—all one litter!

  6. Margaret says:

    Barfing rainbows. What a terrific way to start a Monday! I love you guys!

  7. ceejoe says:

    Gotta share with de peeps!
    My county animal shelter had a huge 30-hour non-stop adopt-a-thon this past weekend, and it was awesome!
    45 dogs and 47 cats got adopted!
    YAY!!!YAY!!!YAY!!!
    and the best part is, most of them were adult animals!
    let’s hear it again:
    YAY!!!YAY!!!YAY!!!

  8. Yitzysmommie says:

    YAY, ceejoe!
    Is it me or were the north and south end of the puppers not coordinated? VERY Qte, an excellent start to Monday.

  9. Ohhhh, can’t you just eat em up? with relish!

  10. Evangeline's Mum in WI says:

    Wotta way ta start da day…I SO wants me some of those puppoids. In fact, I wants all of ‘em All that delicious sweetness and no calories… thank you for that one.

  11. Evangeline's Mum in WI says:

    Wotta way ta start da day…I SO wants me some of those puppoids. In fact, I wants all of ‘em All that delicious sweetness and no calories… thank you for that one.

  12. Evangeline's Mum in WI says:

    Wotta way ta start da day…I SO wants me some of those puppoids. In fact, I wants all of ‘em All that delicious sweetness and no calories… thank you for that one.

  13. Evangeline's Mum in WI says:

    Wotta way ta start da day…I SO wants me some of those puppoids. In fact, I wants all of ‘em All that delicious sweetness and no calories… thank you for that one.

  14. Evangeline's Mum in WI says:

    Wotta way ta start da day…I SO wants me some of those puppoids. In fact, I wants all of ‘em All that delicious sweetness and no calories… thank you for that one.

  15. Evangeline's Mum in WI says:

    Wotta way ta start da day…I SO wants me some of those puppoids. In fact, I wants all of ‘em All that delicious sweetness and no calories… thank you for that one.

  16. oh my god! at 1:32 one puppy is TOTALLY NAWMING ON ANOTHER PUPPY’S TAIL

  17. I love that new puppa smell :)

  18. ceejoe says:

    oh man! I just realized I’ve got puppy love ear worm! arrrrrgh!!!

  19. luvinmalssomuch says:

    Awwwwwww! :)

  20. Laurie says:

    That l’il pup at the end playing with the camera made me squeak out loud- now everyone in the office is watching it and the sounds of “awwwww” are running over the intercom!

  21. Aww -fat little puppy-bellies!

  22. OH SWEET GOODNESS *SPLODE*

    Those puppy-dog eyes, fat wobbly bottoms and wagging tails. Awwwwwwwww.

    Too much. Too much.

    *wipes away a tear*

  23. Golden Phoenix says:

    *joyful retching noises*

    I barfed a rainbow…

    Soooo much cutness! My body can’t handle it!

    *faints*

  24. AlfishKK says:

    Dig the puppy leg chub! This brings back my full 3D memories of puppy–you can almost taste them when you watch this!

  25. AWWWWWWWW!

    Cutsie, tutsie, frutsie PUPPIES!

    I needed that one!

    And the puppy playing with the camera in the end…utterly adorable!

  26. “Joyful retching noises”????

    [jawdrop]
    [puppybrows]
    [head slowly shaking]

  27. Theresa says:

    I like them with onion sauce!

  28. EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! The chubby leg rolls! The big, liquid eyes! The anerableness!

    I is killded! *thud*

    –TwoDragons

  29. TamTam says:

    OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I seriously, I mean…holy crap!! I really really cannot handle this kind of cuteness, makes me need to squeeze something really really really tight and then scream really loud “GAAH! SOOO CUTE!!”

  30. I liked the sneezy one. =) Everyone should check out cnn.com under videos- there is a pup and duckling that are best friends- SO cute.

  31. this film has got to be the most elevated piece of pure art i’ve ever seen. certianly it will be extremely successful at Cannes.

  32. I’ll take one on a potato roll with sauerkraut and deli mustard pleez.

    SO cute!
    *squee*

  33. ka9q's wife says:

    awwwwww i love the age progression in the movie. They start out so uncoordinated and end up almost grown. I want every one of them to move in with me.

  34. ka9q's wife says:

    awwwwww i love the age progression in the movie. They start out so uncoordinated and end up almost grown. I want every one of them to move in with me.

  35. ka9q's wife says:

    awwwwww i love the age progression in the movie. They start out so uncoordinated and end up almost grown. I want every one of them to move in with me.

  36. ka9q's wife says:

    awwwwww i love the age progression in the movie. They start out so uncoordinated and end up almost grown. I want every one of them to move in with me.

  37. ka9q's wife says:

    awwwwww i love the age progression in the movie. They start out so uncoordinated and end up almost grown. I want every one of them to move in with me.

  38. ka9q's wife says:

    awwwwww i love the age progression in the movie. They start out so uncoordinated and end up almost grown. I want every one of them to move in with me.

  39. Nice Christine says:

    I think this video has actually changed my life. I shan’t be be the same again.

  40. Nice Christine says:

    Oh, and ceejoe: Congrats!

    *bow*

  41. t.o.o. c.u.t.e!!

    (and the song takes me back, too! LOL)

  42. buh…

    *faints*

    *continues laughing while fainted*

  43. i want one with pepper on the nose so it keeps sneezing so cutably

  44. Thank you for making my day! Such cuteness is unbelievable!!

  45. So many puppies…. so much cuteness… equals perfection!

    Just to let you know… but puppy breath smells of TOAST… Utterly adorable….

  46. Tomi wrote: “I once had the luck to be attacked by 13 Irish setter bups at once—all one litter!”

    What a coincidence, I’ve had the exact same experience! Wonder if we’ve met the same puppies?

  47. mmmmm mmmm Pup-alicious.
    You know it had to be said!

    hehehe
    Hey CeeJo Congrats! and Yay for all the Kittys and doggies who got new homes.

  48. Suzy's Mom says:

    Ya, Puppies!
    Doxie puppies!
    Too cute!

  49. Suzy's Mom says:

    Ya, Puppies!
    Doxie puppies!
    Too cute!

  50. Suzy's Mom says:

    Ya, Puppies!
    Doxie puppies!
    Too cute!

  51. Suzy's Mom says:

    Ya, Puppies!
    Doxie puppies!
    Too cute!

  52. Suzy's Mom says:

    Ya, Puppies!
    Doxie puppies!
    Too cute!

  53. Suzy's Mom says:

    Ya, Puppies!
    Doxie puppies!
    Too cute!

  54. Martha says:

    *awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!*

    babywabysnabylabydaby little boobysnoobyloobies!!!

  55. My eyes hurt from all the crossing!!!! OMG!!!!!!111!!!

  56. doxycontin!

  57. Have you ever seen the farside cartoon where the mailman is walking around with a few Dachschunds attached to various parts of his body? The caption read something like “Bob falls into a Dachschund nest!”

    This picture reminded me of that. OMG! A Dachschund nest!!

    GJ
    http://www.60in3.com

  58. LOL, MeatCup. Very nice.

    (btw, I actually have a RECIPE for meatcups. They’re like little individual meatloaves.)

  59. I don´t want to have a Dachsund puppy, I want to BE a Dachsund puppy! Anyone know anything about species change operations?

  60. MommaMackie says:

    *snorgle*

    Doxycontin is a good one. I signed on with an aching back and assorted bruises from a slide down my stairs Saturday and I can testify that the very sight of these little darlings and the memory of the pups I’ve been gifted with in the past are definite, high powered pain killers. Addictive, too!

    *remembers long ago puppy breath, puppy gnawing and puppish wrestling matches…most of all, puppy kisses from good, dear, sweet friends long departed…*

    *sigh*

  61. so
    cute *lick-sluuurp*
    ok, how do you clean saliva offa the comp screen

  62. zeldapie says:

    I like how they can’t walk without wagging their tails. Sweetumpies!

  63. Peg of Tilling says:

    Sound of joyful retching: HHRRRaaaaaaawwwwwYAY!

    Puppy wars: “I chew your ear!” “No, I chew your ear!”

  64. Meg. “Nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog.” mmkay?

    http://wvhotdogs.com/FAQ.html#bookmark16

  65. I’ve had a longhaired dachshund puppy long, long ago and she was too sweet. The squeaking really takes me back, she was just like the puppy at the end of the video (attack camera, hop back, check if attack worked, attack again, run, check…)
    Totally want to chew a puppy ear.

  66. MamaDawn says:

    Donny Donny Donny sigh.

  67. Shannon Johnson says:

    OOH puppies!!!!!!!!! I have a mini dachsund and chihuaha mix back home. His name is Toby.

  68. Theo, I tip my imaginary hat to you for having that recipe.

  69. I lurve the silky earsies! And fighting over mom!

  70. I remember when my little Ella’ Weenie was that tiny! This was one of the greatest videos I’ve seen on cuteoverload.

  71. MeatCup — it’s super easy… think “Any Meatloaf Recipe At All” + “Nonstick Muffin Tins”
    (then, don’t forget, shorten the baking time)

  72. I’ll take my Dachshund with mustard and onions — AND HOLD THE OSMOND!

    (Damn YouTubers, gots’ta be adding a soundtrack to everything … grumble, grumble)

  73. soooooo cute! and CeeJoe, YAY!

  74. I have two finals today that I was stressing about. Now I don’t even care. HOORAY!

  75. The pups rock. The song does not.

    And the one at the end is my favorite. =)

  76. Martha in Washington says:

    Dave (and Harry)-I SO agree about the ketchup thing. Mustard and relish are THE BEST toppings. I just have to convince my 12yo of this now. Also on the DVD of “The Rookie” with Dennis Quaid (YUM!) there is a coach giving baseball tips and his last tip is the proper way to eat a hot dog and, you guessed it, it’s with mustard and relish!

  77. Teughcats says:

    NTMTOM -
    So I should be glad that the sound on my computer is nonfunctional for some unknown and apparently unfixable reason and all the videos are silent? I’ve been thinking I was missing out on little mews and barks but maybe it’s better that way.

  78. Teughcats: Trouble is, the video contained BOTH puppy mews and barks, AND “Puppy Love” by The Osmonds, which is sort of a human version of mewing.

    I think a lot of us here would have enjoyed it more with just the puppy sounds.

  79. Teughcats, the song they play is Puppy Love by the Osmonds.
    So if you are about my age and a female you will go ohh! how cute to put that there. Unless you hate the osmonds or that song Otherwise it is a cute combo.

  80. Mike must be a boy
    Heheheh
    Or like me and never had a crush on Donny OSmond.

  81. Christine says:

    Muchy Puppy!

  82. Leetle cocktail wieners!

    I want one. I will name him “Otter.” Don’t they look like little otters?

  83. Brings me back to the days when I had dacshie puppehs! They are the sweetest.

  84. Lovelylisa_4 says:

    How elegant was mummy! So proud of her beautiful pups.

  85. MamaDawn says:

    And then there are those of us who adore (past and present tense) Donny and still lead (sort of) normal lives full of puppy love (and kitty love and hammie love…)

  86. aaah!! Too much!! That little pup at the end, playing with the camera! Just too much…

  87. Colleen says:

    Oh GAWD! At first I found the song annoying, then I realized it was protecting me from the full impact of the cuteness of the head-imploding puppy squeakage—never thought I’d be grateful for Donny Osmond!

  88. We had dachsund puppies (2 litters in 4 years) when I was a kid. We put them in coffee mugs, snorgled them constantly and begged to keep them all. If only CO had been around then…

  89. OMG!
    I
    can’t
    breathe

    Too much cuteness going on there! To each other, they snorgle, pounce, cuddle, kronshe and WADDLE!

  90. The writhing mass of puppies is what I required to get through this day.

  91. Whitley says:

    question:
    how did the camera-person survive it? Even softened by a computer screen and the osmonds, i nearly died. Twice. I can’t IMAGINE the cute-coma i’d be in if i had been there…

  92. AuntieMame says:

    I love Donny Osmond! He’s a caricature, and he knows it, and he totally cracks me up.

    I always hated hotdogs when I was a kid, and I finally figured out it was because I loathe mustard and pickles. Ketchup for me, thanks!

    For more weenies, you’ve gotta check out http://www.showusyourweiner.com !

  93. oh my god the very last puppy is the BEST! toooo moiche!!!

    *plop*

  94. warrior rabbit says:

    We now interrupt this thread to ask: Have we seen this story about the cat riding the bus before? It doesn’t seem familar to me, but lately my memory has been fading…Anyhow, it’s cute.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=447527&in_page_id=1770&in_page_id=1770&expand=true

  95. WickedWendy says:

    Love the Donny Osmond! Too much!

  96. “Snouticles”.

    I’m not sure why, but that’s all I could think of, beyond “squeeeeee!”

  97. Brak_Silverbone says:

    I’ve been weiner-dogged to death!

  98. It was def the patented Dachsund Waddle that got me! I can almost here the bassoon music in the background. Love Dachsunds! And yay to adopting homeless pups and kits! (GRIN)

  99. unbelievable. The wiggle, the waggle, the snaggle, the wobble, the bobble.. the flip..the flop..it’s the 7 doxies!

  100. Make mine with dill relish and ketchup! Dachschunds are cut as itis, but as little puppersons, with the widdle beedy eyes nd teeny tails…?
    *poit*
    BLARGH I AM DED

  101. Make mine with dill relish and ketchup! Dachschunds are cut as it is, but as little puppersons, with the widdle beedy eyes nd teeny tails…?
    *poit*
    BLARGH I AM DED

  102. Chunky limbs! Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  103. Aubrey says:

    Weiner Waddle. Tail Kronching. Snuggling with Mom. Facing off with the camera.

    All while under the watch of the CBRC (Corps of the Benevolant Red Clogs).

  104. Hey they look like family! Kin to Cocoa and Fizz?
    Too much cuteness!

  105. warrior rabbit: That bus-riding cat is so cool! :D

  106. ZOMG. I’m in love! @_______@ *grabby hands at the puppies*

  107. shollia says:

    OMG I could practically smell the sweet smell of puppy breath at the beginning. Sigh… so cute. I so love dachsunds… they’re just the cutest lil dogs.
    And the one at the end… I WANT!!

  108. Gah! The sweet, adorable puppies are too much for me to stand. *feels faint*

    Want to cuddle the puppies. *hugs monitor*

  109. frankie says:

    I just can’t handle it!!!!
    That was an overload of cuteness! my head exploded,look at those short little legs on those puppehs!!!

  110. taloola says:

    ee-yummeeeee! i’m soooo hungaree for pup pups! nice ear chewing and snuggle-fluffs.

  111. omg, the faces! the feets! the tails!!!!! *melts into puddle*

  112. montana gramma says:

    you guys really crack-me up!!! Yes god knows I loved the “weinners” video. but your replies to such are worth their weight in in puppy-chow!! Keep up the excellent work kids…love, M.G.

  113. OMG!!! That one at the end pouncing at the camera, too cute. Want to snorgle until I die.

  114. I’m with lovelylisa- Doesn’t anyone else just want to put Mama’s ears on their face and rub it around? So curly and soft looking? The puppehs is dang cute, but the Mama looked…Knowing.

  115. Judy fur mamma of 3 says:

    This is sooooooooo nostalgic for me, I have a Long haired mini Daschund who will be 15 years old Sept 1, and she was just like that only tinier. When I got her at 9 weeks, she weighed 4 grams less than a pound, and the Vet had to weigh her on the bird scale, she was so tiny. Even though she is almost as large as the mother now, she and the Mamma dog are soooo beautiful. These are the cutest thing I have seen since 1992. I got her on a trip, and hid her in my purse (otherwise empty) to carry her around where ever I went the whole weekend until we got home.

  116. Fuzzybutt says:

    That turned my eyes into honey.

  117. cherie labori says:

    This makes my heart melt! :)

  118. anomalous4 says:

    oooOOOooo i shall EEEEEEEEEEEEEET you nummynummynums

  119. Noelegy says:

    What IS it about puppy breath? We just adopted a puppeh, 2 months old, from ASPCA (future CO submisches upcoming!). My sister, meeting him for the first time, said, “Aw, he’s still got puppy breath!”

    So hard to define, so cute a part of being a puppeh. Actually sometimes it reminds me of the scent of far-off skunks. Not unpleasantly, though.

  120. This calls for an ultimate SQUEEEEEEE!!! <3 Camera attacks! <3

  121. lil_cutey says:

    they r sooooo adorable! I like the bit when they all sit and play together! Those lil sausage dogs are so cute!

  122. velveteenrabbit says:

    could they have more perfect ballet turnout?

  123. OMG that music is sickening!

    /nuff

  124. lil_cutey says:

    yea that music iz kinda weird!

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