pink gutulence

Will you please check out the gutulence on this mini-piglet.

Oh, and lady? Loooooooooove the pink outfit! w00t!

Sue-weeeeeeet find, Colette B. ;)

Comments

  1. Sooooo-eet!!

  2. nutmeg says:

    Looooooooooooooves piggies!!!! If I could hide one of these in my dormroom i most definitely would. Might be a little difficult when he got to 600+ lbs though….

  3. Cutest piglet ever! I love it’s fat little tummy.

  4. Courtney says:

    That’s an itty-bitty piglet!

    I also enjoy the matching pink outfit. :)

  5. BenPanced says:

    OMFGWTFBBQHTML!!!!!11!!eleventy-one!!1!1

    The piggy’s SMILING!

    *diez adn iz ded*

  6. Toooo cute. I sent it to my nine year old. She goes GA GA over pigs. Love it!

  7. Catsquatch says:

    Its just so, so, so….

    PINK!!!!!

  8. oaklandcat says:

    Little squee-let!
    I love how the video is called “sincerest form of flattery.”

  9. I wanna piggy-let as a pet…as long as he stays a wittle piggy-let

  10. brinnann says:

    It’s a bebeh pot belleh peeg! Even when they grow up, their awkwardness makes them look cute. Thankfully, pot-bellies (don’t know the ‘technical’ name) don’t get quite as big as regular pigs.

  11. So pink! So tiny! It’s a kitten-sized piggie. It’s a piggen! A pitten!

  12. OaklandCat — ;)
    That was me.

  13. i never really thought pigs were cute until now…

  14. emfole says:

    ADORABLE!! shame on people for murdering and eating the flesh of these beautiful creatures of God

  15. Amanda says:

    WUV HEEEM!! Except I didn’t hear any anerable piggy noises…just some mysteriously annoying squawking…? I’m the kind of person that was in fits of tears & qte-gibbering watching the live-action “Charlotte’s Web” movie ;-p

  16. LOVE the pinkie matchie poo!
    how adorable it THAT!
    liz

  17. emfole– I’m sure all of us here only eat ugly creatures of satan, like nutria, snakehead fish, and kittens.

    [don't forget trolls... - Ed.]

  18. Damn you peeps! It’s ‘piddy/piddies/pidlets’. Get your cutese correct!

  19. CatFreak says:

    [sarcasm]

    How horrible you all are, thinking that piglet’s belly is *cute* when it’s just *fat*!! You guys call yourselves *animal lovers*, and yet, you are not properly horrified by a pet who is not built like a 14-year-old supermodel or baby giraffe!

    Overweight in pets, especially young ones, is a serious problem!!

    You’re all irresponsible! Irresponsible, I tell you!
    Only *I* am aesthetically and morally qualified to have pets!!!

    - Bori

    [/sarcasm]

  20. Baby giraffes are SCARIES! :(
    http://www.giraffobia.com/

  21. dgerish says:

    Pork bellies are falling, because gravity works.

  22. Evangeline says:

    I’m so glad I’m vegetarian :)

  23. Pity they don’t stay that size, because they are close to being the Cutest Things on the Planet (second, of course, to Kitties, which trump all).

  24. luvinmalssomuch says:

    He’s a cute little pink piggy.

  25. AuntieMame says:

    I’m built like a 14-year-old supermodel giraffe! Maybe I should send my photo in to CO. 8^)

    Sweet piglet, but I refuse to feel guilty for being a carnivore.

  26. Oh, Teho! Who knew giraffes were so scary!

    psst – AuntieMame, don’t feel guilty at all. Pigs are omnivores. I have a few nasty and disgusting stories from farm living of what pigs won’t have a problem eating. One involves a cat. o_O

  27. [fingers in ears]
    NOT LISTENING.
    LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.

  28. I feel like I just launched a grenade…

    *dons protective gear just in case*

  29. Teho – my dad told me that particular story. I have had a healthy fear and respect for swine ever since. My BFF had pigs for 4-H and told me even worse ones. *shudders*

  30. Someone once said: “I like pigs best. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, but pigs look at us as equals.”

  31. Martha in Washington says:

    Pigs are cool. We had a HUGE pet pig, named Raggedy Ann when I was little. We used to ride on her. (I’m tellin’ ya, she was HUGE!) But I do love me a good mess o’BBQ.

  32. AuntieMame says:

    Eww…

  33. AuntieMame says:

    The “eww” is directed to AmyH’s farm stories. Not the bbq! Lurvs me some bbq!

  34. Unbearably cute :D But he needs some muds to dig and snurfle and roll around in…

  35. amandagrrl says:

    eeeee! I just wanna chomp on heem in a non-eating way.

  36. eikoleigh says:

    oh, that little piggie is so cute…and dang pink!

  37. mandykw says:

    This is so cute I want to die. I am soooo jealous of the pink lady, I want a teeny pink piglett!!

  38. Miss Bear says:

    I love how most of the sounds the witto piglet makes are done without any mouf movement.

  39. OMG! That´s so cute… those small noises, and his little head…

  40. For what it’s worth – here’s a semi-non-ewww story (although I have more ewww stories than anyone wants to hear about any species of farm animal).
    My brother and his bride received a black pot-bellied pig for a wedding gift. For realz. Herman was allowed free roam of the farm and loved to eat with the cows. He became HUGE.

    One day when the vet was making rounds, my dad asked what Doc knew about pot bellies and if you could eat them.

    “Sure, you can eat them. But they taste like hell.”

    So Herman lived out the rest of days in peace, frolicking with the dogs and hangin’ with the Girls (aka The Cows).

    For the record – we wouldn’t have eaten Herman.

  41. Ya know, I was a vegetarian for seven years. I finally quit because of the way my fellow vegetarians treated human beings. Such contempt and self-righteousness, even for their own family and friends when it came to food, was just disgusting to me.

    This shaming of some people for eating some things is just plain rude and disrespectful.

    The truly enlightened, moral people don’t condemn, but forgive, and do so with humility.

    If we were really, truly moral beings, we would all be ashamed that we have eaten ANYTHING while others of our kind have starved.

  42. CatFreak–way to make my day. I was waiting for it, and I was all “hey, am I gonna hafta do this myself?” and I was like “nooo, CO peeps won’t let me down”, and then you didn’t and then I smiled all big and stuff :-) Excellent lofty tone!!!

  43. Oh, and I am flabergasted at how the piglet manages to look like it’s tottering on high-heeled hoofs!

  44. Noelegy says:

    I only saw one comment invoking shame on people who eat meat. The others were along the lines of “I’m glad I don’t.” Not necessarily a censure of those who do.

    I was a strict vegetarian for nearly 9 years, and during that time I was very careful NOT to be the preachy obnoxious type. If people wanted to ask me about my diet or my reasons for it, I was prepared to discuss it respectfully, but what other people ate was none of my business and I treated it accordingly. Because everyone knows a soapbox vegetarian, I wanted to be an example of something a little more positive.

    For reasons too lengthy to go into here, I’m no longer vegetarian. But looking at this little guy, I’m definitely glad I don’t eat pork.

  45. Oh noes, I am frying bacons right now.
    My cutebabydaddy walks by and says don’t fret, I’m sure the pig we’re eating was really ugleh.

  46. eenglish1 says:

    Sooo a friend pointed out to me that if, “you are what you eat” and cows only eat vegetable matter such as grass and grain…. you can still eat a hamburger and be a vegetarian.

    … because a cow, by this logic is a vegetable. Aaand depending on how much grain she eats a carb as well.

    Ergo, all meat bearing creatures are actually reworked vegetable matter…

  47. Piglette reminds me of T.P.E.!

    Love me some T.P.E. Never did get the answer on the perfectly manicured piglette nails, tho.

  48. mmmmmmm, bacon.

  49. Christine H says:

    I love the ear wiggle and little oinks!

  50. poor violet says:

    Oh Lordy! What a tiny pigleeeet! He’s barely taller than the skirting board!

  51. Leedle fat TUMMM-my (sing song). Youse gots a sweet leedle fat TUMM-my Ms. pigalette, and what looks like oh so soft little fuzz AAALLLL ovah your baahhh – dy! I would love to feel the fuzzilicious-ness against my cheek!

  52. AWWWWWWWWWW Thats why i dont eat pork lol

  53. The emperor is everywhere!

  54. R. Moore says:

    I eat meat. I eat pork. I adore animals. I have friends who are vegetarians.

    We all love the movie Snatch :P

  55. Lillith says:

    R.Moore we could tewtally be friends!

    That widdle piggeh is just so peenk, its killin’ me!

  56. Cassandra says:

    It simply doesn’t get better than piggies, they always have that “wheee!” look on their faces like they’re so happy, and it makes me happy. I loves me a wheee-face :D

  57. Look at its little baby face!!! I want piggies!

  58. Brinnannnn and AmyH, this one’s not a potbelly!

    When I worked at a petting zoo we used to raise potbellies and sell them at auction and I would always get really scared about letting my babies go because you never knew who was going to buy them. Sooooo my solution was to take chalkish/paintish stuff (didn’t hurt the pig) and write NOT MEAT on one side and PET ONLY on the other. It made me happy :-)

  59. Can’t say I could do the same when I sent of yorkshires like this little guy (very sad). I did manage to convince the farm to keep my favorite though. Her name was michelle and she gave kisses on command.

  60. I’m really happy that the delicious bacon I eat does not come from that, or I would have to stop. I’m hearing Invader Zim’s Gir going “Hi Piggie!”

  61. michellemybelle says:

    why isn’t the pigger’s tail curly? I must have the piggy so I can beep him on the nose and make his tail curly. too cute!

  62. Sniper says:

    Fashion do – always match one’s pig to one’s top.

  63. That’s soooome pig! Sorry couldn’t resist the Charlotte’s Web reference.

  64. Aubrey says:

    Belleh!

    I love me some pork bellies.

  65. Actually Eenglish, you know how Charlton Heston once said “Soylent Green is People!”? Well, that commercial cow feed is actually… cow meat byproducts, at least partially. And is how things such as mad cow disease is passed along, as well as other bugs.

    But as for this video, wow, I loooove that little piggie! Now, is he the one that went weeeeee all the way home?

  66. I shall call him Squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my Squishy.

  67. Ok, no one else is stunned by that lady’s pink outfit?

    Perfect piglet camoflauge.

  68. TP Phone Home!!! I just couldn’t reisit that one!

  69. Hibousoir says:

    How come everyone just LOOOOOVES pink gutulence on pigs but not on women? I don’t get it . . .

  70. hrh.squeak says:

    Gutulence may be my new favorite word. “I shall display extra gutulence after consuming quarts of blueberry-lemon sorbet.” (see lambie post)

  71. Jen: Ouch! Bad Squishy! Bad!

  72. PiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyPiggyOINK!

    Sooooo tiny and adorable!

    Emfole – WTF would you eat if you were in, say, Greenland? Yeah, yeah, you’ll go foraging for lichens in the 10-foot snow, won’t you?

    I’m a vegetarian simply because I want to be, and have friends who eat meat because they want to. I don’t have an issue with meat eating as long as the animal being consumed isn’t endangered. I feel ashamed every time some fellow vegetarian gets all high-and-mighty about their diet.

  73. oaklandcat says:

    “gutulence” has made me laugh all day long. The squee-let is cute and everything, but so often the caption is just… 100x cuter. Loooves Meg. Loves her.

  74. ‘Sooooo my solution was to take chalkish/paintish stuff (didn’t hurt the pig) and write NOT MEAT on one side and PET ONLY on the other.’

    Nutmeg…this is fantastic ^_^ Made me lol

  75. acelightning says:

    Wow, that’s the *tiniest* little piggy I’ve ever seen! I think her matching-pink-shirt-wearing human must be one of those Crazy Old Ladies With Weird Pets(*), because the screeching noise that kept drowning out the littly piggy oinks sounded like some sort of parrot.

    (*) related to Crazy Old Ladies With Way Too Many Cats

    (I’m a Crazy Old Lady myself, even though I just have one cat, and no other pets.)

  76. Well, Hibousoir, I never said I *wasn’t* a fan of that ;-) I actually do like it, and I’m not afraid to admit it, heh.

    And it’s delightful on this lil’ snuffler as well of course lol.

  77. little pink piggie with round piggy belly! squeeee!

  78. Oh my goodness He’s sooooo wittle. Now I want one. x3

  79. cute lil’ piggy

  80. too cute

  81. Theresa says:

    I suspect that the squawking noise came from an off-camera boid.

  82. I really wanted to hear that little puglet squeak. I was kind of disappointed not to hear it. BUT OH MY GOD LOOK AT HOW FRIGGEN TINY S/HE IS!!!

    it’s not natural. I can barely breathe from the cuteness!

  83. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  84. I can’t see it :(

    *sobbing*

  85. Avital says:

    OK, if THAT doesn’t make you a vegetarian…

  86. Shannon Johnson says:

    So cute. I want the Little piggy

  87. montana gramma says:

    As the late,great scientist Carl Sagan stated,”we are all made of the same stuff,star-dust”.So is the entire universe.The Oglala Souix,native americans,state “Mitaykuye oyaysin”,which translated means”we are related to all things”.If all things are composed of the same matter,then how in the world could it be “wrong” to comsume the same thing as ourselves?Stars live by burning their own bodies,they consume it until there is nothing left.Don’t believe me.Stand on the shoulders of giants and find out for your self.Physics #101 is now closed.

  88. montana gramma says:

    As the late,great scientist Carl Sagan stated,”we are all made of the same stuff,star-dust”.So is the entire universe.The Oglala Souix,native americans,state “Mitaykuye oyaysin”,which translated means”we are related to all things”.If all things are composed of the same matter,then how in the world could it be “wrong” to comsume the same thing as ourselves?Stars live by burning their own bodies,they consume it until there is nothing left.Don’t believe me.Stand on the shoulders of giants and find out for your self.Physics #101 is now closed.

  89. montana gramma says:

    Sorry about that double post,my assistant Makara was practising her mouse lessons during a short break I needed.Please Beeearrr with us.

  90. I wish George Orwell had picked a different animal for the bad guys in Animal Farm. ‘Cause these animals kill me every time. *g*

  91. too tiny to curl its tail!!!!!!!!!!

  92. I think it’s time for the word “pudgulence”—frankly, I’m surprised I havent seent it here yet.

    alternately, the addition of “-age” on ANYTHING adds to its reality.

    pudgage….piggage…puppage…kittage

  93. Brak_Silverbone says:

    This CAN’T be real. It’s got to be a toy. Where’s the shiny gold key you put into a hole in its back to wind it up?

  94. Genevieve says:

    Scientifically speaking, pigs are the 4th smartest animal. Smarter then dogs. Also, this is why I am a vegetarian. Who could eat such a cutie!??!!?

  95. What a happy little pig! I love his little smile! I swear he’s smiling :)

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