Nice juxtaposishe

by Meg on April 4, 2007

Peep this redonk video mash-up of the movie "300" and defenseless kittens:

Hee!Hilarious find, Diana ;) Oh, and must he yell so loud? Yeah, yeah, we know you’re dining in hell, blah, blah, blah

{ 76 comments }

1 Susan 04.04.07 at 3:19 pm

wow… just wow

2 Jackie 04.04.07 at 3:20 pm

Hahahahha..it makes this film so much cuter!

*no kittens were harmed during the shoot of this movie*

3 Kerri 04.04.07 at 3:21 pm

So absurd. So absurdly amazing.

4 Kristen 04.04.07 at 3:22 pm

My husband wishes he could have seen this version of the movie.

5 Beth Patterson 04.04.07 at 3:22 pm

i hope that kitteh did not get smishsmashed by that falling microwave! YEOW! i love the siamese sommersault the bestest!

6 Pheas 04.04.07 at 3:23 pm

LOL! I hope you’re happy, Meg. I’ll have to stand the rest of the day because I just laughed off the body part I usually sit on.

Okay, it was worth it. Meer!

7 constance 04.04.07 at 3:25 pm

…If i’m to dine in hell, and have these kittens as company, I’m totally cool with that.

Though, I suppose that’d negate the purpose of “hell” but…eh.

8 Suzanne 04.04.07 at 3:31 pm

“dining in hell with kittehs” = being surrounded by kittehs in heat…with no relief in sight.

The clip was cute though.

9 BunFF 04.04.07 at 3:31 pm

Er…Um….M’kay….

Gerard Butler is Hawt! =D

10 chunkstyle 04.04.07 at 3:34 pm

Purrr-fection! Oh crap, did I just type that? OMG Kitties!1!

11 The Honourable Gladys Anstruther 04.04.07 at 3:36 pm

Anyways I am sure the kitties would win paws down.

12 vivian calloway 04.04.07 at 3:37 pm

omg! so funny so amazing i have never seen anything like it before! adorable! love it!

13 cutebabyfix.com 04.04.07 at 3:39 pm

I laughed so hard- I didn’t take it like they would be dining in Hell wif Kittehs, but that the Spartans (or whoever) would be no match for the curtain climbing, microwave knocking over kittehs. They would slay their armies with the deadly cute rays that burninate out of their tiny eyes. The one with the boot- extra deadly. The army of cute- Peace through superior cuteness power. Rock on Meg, you’re killing me.

14 sporky 04.04.07 at 3:50 pm

meh, i found the “PG” version much funnier. :) THEN WE SHALL HUG IN THE SHADE!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k

15 gwenchocolate 04.04.07 at 3:54 pm

Actually, I know of another mashup, which I had posted on my blog. It’s basically the PG version of 300, and includes things like cute cakes, ice cream, cute cartoon bees, and kittehs. Check it out…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k

16 Subhangi 04.04.07 at 3:55 pm

Kitties, 300, Nine Inch Nails. Mmmmmmmgood.

Hilarious mix, btw.

17 Lucy 04.04.07 at 3:56 pm

OMG sporky, thank you for that link, it officially killed me. FROSTING!!

18 truemirage 04.04.07 at 3:56 pm

Not fair! Made me spit my coffee all over my keyboard.

19 gwenchocolate 04.04.07 at 3:56 pm

Whoa, sporky, we had the same idea at the same time. i got stuck having to prove i’m not a spambot. heehee

20 BonzoGal 04.04.07 at 3:59 pm

Here’s a version by Joel Veitch of RatherGood.com- he has other hilarious videos of punk kittens, etc.

http://rathergood.com/300_kittens/

21 Claudia 04.04.07 at 4:01 pm

Too too funny! been such a crab lately and this made me feel lighter. Ya blood and guts and yells and KITTENS…

22 Suzanne 04.04.07 at 4:22 pm

Bonzo ~ rathergood.com is the best! Even a spongemonkey at the end!

23 Shannon 04.04.07 at 4:40 pm

I enjoyed this movie more than I thought I would, but this is still better! ;)

24 matt 04.04.07 at 4:42 pm

too many kittens, where are the bears, the tigers, the cubs and the walrus?

25 Lioness 04.04.07 at 4:49 pm

That was fabulous! Who would have thought of putting kitties in a action film. Too good, too funny!

26 Paige 04.04.07 at 4:49 pm

I had to LOL @ how that video made zero sense and it was just angry men with cute kittehs.

27 bazu 04.04.07 at 4:55 pm

Those kittehs will show ‘em. Mwahahahhahaha. Or should I say, meowhahahaha

28 becca 04.04.07 at 5:03 pm

I loves it. Will have to show the husband who enjoyed that movie (you couldn’t pay me enuf to watch the original…but I might watch the kitty version!) lol

29 Sneezy 04.04.07 at 5:04 pm

Defenseless kittehs=CUTE.
Burly men hurling sharp objects at each other=NOT CUTE.

On a completely thread hijacking note, has anyone seen this movie? I’m afraid to, after the reviews I’ve read.

30 Leslie 04.04.07 at 5:04 pm

I believe the kitten parts of the video came from here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9GqeokzdBg

31 pyrit 04.04.07 at 5:19 pm

Bad guys: “$$!!#@ *!!&# $!$#!!”

Kittnz: “Ooh, gosh darn, well, aw heck, shoot, harumph, thpit-thpit!”

32 Jimbeaux 04.04.07 at 5:22 pm

OMG. Hee. I’m still laughing… Glad I’m at home, not at work… Hee! The little ‘mews’ totally make it!

33 cutebabyfix.com 04.04.07 at 5:29 pm

If we are going to talk about rathergood and warlike kittehs, (who will dominate soon) we need this:

http://www.vikingkittens.com/

Enjoy, friends. And Beware!

34 Brenda 04.04.07 at 5:44 pm

Loved this movie – hot men!! But the kitteh version is hilarious!!

35 Laura 04.04.07 at 5:48 pm

OMG, yer killin’ me! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

36 Merriwyth Calliope 04.04.07 at 5:54 pm

I’d still have to vote the PG version funnier, but perhaps not cuter. :D

The ‘raining 300 men’ version was definitely in the running though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi2t58CRmbU

37 sakuya 04.04.07 at 6:05 pm

Gerard Butler AND kittehs? totally winning combination. he makes me swoon, they make me squee. so what would that make, a squoon??

no matter, i almost laughed out loud in the dead-silent lobby of the science building here at school. thanks. really.

38 BrianMPLS 04.04.07 at 6:22 pm

lmao:

“MEW!”

39 belphebe 04.04.07 at 6:43 pm

Can someone define “PG version” for me? From the description in the comment, it sounds more like the “G” (general) or kid-friendly version. (cakes, cartoon bees, etc.) I thought PG meant Parental Guidance, and therefore possibly Not Safe for Work.

Oh well, I suppose I should wait until I get home to view youTube videos!

40 Hannah 04.04.07 at 6:55 pm

Ahahahahaha. I laughed out loud at that one and I had the misfortune to loudly snort doing so. All the ladies around the office looked over at me. I’d share with them but they wouldn’t understand XD

41 Opie_jeanne 04.04.07 at 7:29 pm

I can’t see the video when it plays, but I can hear it.

Is there a link to it on another site, such as YouTube?

Thanks,

Jeanne

42 R. Moore 04.04.07 at 7:58 pm

I want to see that version.

43 Leslie 04.04.07 at 8:00 pm

Very safe for work, don’t worry about clicking it. :)

44 Nule 04.04.07 at 8:15 pm

OK, that was really lame. There is a great video floating around of a PG version of the trailer, “This is CAKE TOWN!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k

45 Martha in Washington 04.04.07 at 8:17 pm

I loved the snippet at the very end with the kittie leeking the babeh! Too funny! Haven’t seen the movie and don’t intend to but loved the video. I’d let my 12yo son see that one.

46 fegli 04.04.07 at 8:20 pm

Oh my goodness… Gerard Butler WITH kittens? That would be far too much good-looking/cute.

47 layla42 04.04.07 at 8:37 pm

I absolutely LOVED the movie–Sneezy, if you like a good action flick, go see it.

I didn’t quite get the movie posted here–but I’ll have to watch it at home when I can hear the sound, maybe that will tie it together a bit.

48 lurkertype 04.04.07 at 9:26 pm

LOL! Bwa ha ha ha!

49 EricaE 04.04.07 at 9:29 pm

YAY!<3

50 Audrey 04.04.07 at 10:20 pm

I nearly cried for the kittens!

51 sporky 04.04.07 at 11:23 pm

Nule… you’re a bit late with that link. Heheh, gwen, great minds think alike. And remember… BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

52 lisa 04.05.07 at 12:04 am

just wanted to thank you i needed a laugh. This was priceles. thanks again

53 eikoleigh 04.05.07 at 12:46 am

Random but funny….

54 fatal_fluffy 04.05.07 at 1:58 am

sporky: you beat me to it! That spoof made me almost wet myself.

THIS IS CAKE TOWN!

55 Aubrey 04.05.07 at 2:21 am

OK. OK. Just calm down.

(takes a drink of water)

The kittie version and the PG version both made me laugh like a complete and blithering idiot.

56 skippy 04.05.07 at 2:31 am

reDONKulous! i love silly stuff like this.

57 thepetmuseum 04.05.07 at 3:03 am

I saw “300″ and all I have to say is HA! BWAH HA HA HAAAA!! Love it. MEW!

58 leah 04.05.07 at 3:46 am

you killed anither one over here, blonk to the floor rught out of my chair. terrific version.

59 AuntieMame 04.05.07 at 4:20 am

IMO, the only really funny one was the one Meg posted, although Raining 300 Men was amusing, too. The PG version didn’t have any cute animals, and the rest was just random cartoon figures.

60 hollibobolli 04.05.07 at 4:23 am

Great – my 3-year-old thought they were slicing up the kittens. I think we better go back to the happy coma hamster.

61 francesca 04.05.07 at 5:03 am

that was very cute, my husband and I loved the somersaulting action by mr siamese.

62 Juniper Jupiter 04.05.07 at 5:41 am

Okay…you just turned a testosterone-loaded badass mofo bloodbath movie(which fricking rocked) into mushpot madness…kudos!!

63 Juniper Jupiter 04.05.07 at 5:43 am

Oh, by the way, Gerard Butler was absolutely *dreamy* in this movie…pardon me while I melt…

64 Lizzie_the_kitty_lover 04.05.07 at 6:19 am

Awww!! That kitten is cute. I liked it when the Scottish Fold was scared because of the knight-type thing coming towards the camera :P . Poor kitty!! I just wanna cuddle and comfort him(her?)!!

65 Aelfwyn 04.05.07 at 2:53 pm

Priceless! Am still giggling. Fluffy kittehs 2, testosterone-crazed hulks 0. Ahh, happy day.

66 Alice Shortcake 04.05.07 at 5:17 pm

A vast improvement on the original. So many action flicks are ruined by the complete absence of kittens from the cast.

67 Vicki 04.05.07 at 5:20 pm

This was freaking hilarious!! I was laughing out loud. I had to send the link to a bunch of people. :)

68 alosha 04.05.07 at 5:28 pm

this was the funniest, meg:

“Oh, and must he yell so loud? Yeah, yeah, we know you’re dining in hell, blah, blah, blah”

LOL

69 Perosha 04.06.07 at 3:04 am

I think we should combine all the parody videos into one: “It’s Raining 300 Kittens in Caketown.” THAT sounds like a blockbuster film!

70 Cat Feral 04.07.07 at 4:16 pm

My money’s on the cats! Go, kitties, go! (the PG 300 was good too!) This is a great way to start a Saturday morning! :-D

71 nae-nae 04.09.07 at 8:27 am

dat da cutest ting i eva seen my gosh also hard core wit da *tonite we dine in hell* nd i hope da kitteh didnt get squisheded by dat microwave hw did u teach da kittehs 2 do all dat stuff!?!?!?!? :-0

72 Andréa 04.10.07 at 10:33 am

Oh geez! RIDICULOUS. Congrats to whomever made this. You are clearly a genius.

73 Cat Feral 04.18.07 at 5:14 am

I just re-watched the “300 – PG Version.” I notice that, for all the editting out violence and adding cake and hearts – the one guy still kicked the other guy into the pit, after giving him cake on a sword blade! They should have found a way to make that look harmless. (Or was this meant to be a dramatization of “Cake or Death”?

The “300 Kitties” is still best.

74 Christian 05.02.07 at 8:57 am

This is how the star of 300 beaten

75 Diana 06.09.07 at 1:04 pm

I laughed so hard through this I had to watch it ten times to get to see it all!

76 metsakins 06.09.07 at 1:48 pm

wow each one of those videos was great. viking cats so bizarre that I laughed out loud. but all priceless.

ROFL

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