Look! [whispers] a couch straddler…

by Meg on April 10, 2007

Hefty kitteh “Buddy” is a [ahem] a couch straddler and paw dangler.

Straddlin'

The sender-inner’s sister was kind enough to have a local artistCAPTURE the REDONKULOUSNESS by making a miniature version of “Buddy”too. Hee!

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Oooooof!

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Kate V., somehow I suspect you’re not the ONLY ONE with a couchstraddlerpawdangler. Nice work.

{ 3609 comments }

1 Tiffany 04.10.07 at 2:53 am

Holy cow, that’s a hefty kitty! Cute, though.

2 cranberry 04.10.07 at 2:57 am

haha, imagine the work it took to get up there… way to go, mr. buddy! he looks comfy and proud.

although i do have to say that is an unhealthy weight, and if you cur-tail (pun?) the food, it will probably increase buddy’s lifespan.

3 cranberry 04.10.07 at 2:58 am

erm, i didn’t mean starve him. just make sure he rolls around a little more, eh? :)

4 Catman Dude =^-.-^= 04.10.07 at 2:59 am

The furniture must be STEEL-FRAMED ones in order to not collapse from the poody’s weight. Fat moggy has got to lay off the catnip fries!

5 Peg of Tilling 04.10.07 at 3:00 am

*Squeeze* paw. *Squeeze* paw. *Squeeze* paw. *Squeeze* paw. Tug tail!

6 Deb! 04.10.07 at 3:02 am

He’s beautiful!

7 Rachael 04.10.07 at 3:19 am

Holy cow, is the little statue a bobble head? I NEEEEEEEED a bobble headed statue that looks like my cat!

8 Yitzysmommie 04.10.07 at 3:20 am

Buddy: “Does this couch make my butt look fat?”
YM: “Yes, dear, and all the more adorable”.
GREAT pix, and I lurves the sculpture – watta cool thing.

9 Lawrence 04.10.07 at 3:20 am

Peg of Tilling I agree with you. There’s only one thing to do in times & situations like these… Squeeze paw squeeze paw pull tail pull tail… and snorg side of tummy =D

10 Peg of Tilling 04.10.07 at 3:28 am

Mmm, I think a chin-skritch is called for too…

11 BellaPrints 04.10.07 at 3:52 am

Can’t resist… gotta tickle da toes! *tickle, tickle, tickle.* He he.

12 Steve's Mom 04.10.07 at 4:05 am

OMG that kitteh looks just like my baby Steve, only Steve is about 1/4 the size…

13 BunnyMa 04.10.07 at 4:06 am

Sad how overweight he is….I feel sorry for him.

14 HRH 04.10.07 at 4:50 am

Kowabunga !!!

That’s a lotta cat …

more to luv, tho

15 gaipan 04.10.07 at 4:50 am

My boyfriend’s cat Spooky is about that size and it’s all due to the food he needs to eat to reduce crystals in his urine.

So there is the chance that he’s on medicine that makes him so lovably Jabba the Hut like.

16 blair 04.10.07 at 5:12 am

every cat gets to be a FLOPPYCAT!

17 kim 04.10.07 at 5:29 am

why do people think its okay and cute to let their cats get that overweight?

18 jennidy 04.10.07 at 5:34 am

Maybe he’s not fat…maybe he’s just all spread out, or maybe that’s just a very tiny sofa…

19 christylee 04.10.07 at 5:43 am

So, this could be a new category, no?
Would you call it Sofa-Saddle? Cat-Saddle? Pet Saddle? Pet Straddle? Oh, the possibiliteeeeeessss.

20 trish 04.10.07 at 5:44 am

Oh that cat is hilarious! I love it! It’s so cute!!

21 AuntieMame 04.10.07 at 6:12 am

Another poster suggested a legitimate medical reason, too. Why do people always assume the worst?

I think the cat is flabulous!

The little figurine, though, looks a little too much like a tick for my blood. (My blood…BWAH! I kill myself!)

22 Ronni 04.10.07 at 6:13 am

Kate is definitely not the only one with a couch-straddling cat. I thought all cats did that! haha I guess not.. Mine does it all the time. He also drinks from the sink.

23 Martha in Washington 04.10.07 at 6:18 am

I sincerely hope that Buddy does NOT try to sleep on Kate’s chest at night. But then again… What A Way to Die!! ;)

24 Tessa, NYC 04.10.07 at 6:35 am

My male cat is a perfectly normal weight, but I once took a photo of him straddling a kitchen chair…and he looked absolutely huge. I think it has something to do with the camera angle. Okay, maybe not in Buddy’s case, but he’s definitely adorable.

25 Snorga 04.10.07 at 7:19 am

Man, some people take issue with everything. My kitties are the same way, just kinda floomping and smooshing out when they do that. It’s mostly fur.

Anyway, that art thing is just too cute for words!

26 Perf 04.10.07 at 7:31 am

I wanna give him a little kiss on the forehead.

As someone who has tried and failed to keep one of her kitties from getting fat, let me say his. Buddy’s people may not like his weight, may be trying to slim him down, and may still find him cuter than cute through it all!!

I’d rather snorgle a healthy belly, but even while my kitty’s fat she is snorg-worthy!

Ya know?

27 oaklandcat 04.10.07 at 7:37 am

Fat cats rule.

28 Megan 04.10.07 at 7:46 am

I love the one peenk toe…

29 darkshines 04.10.07 at 9:27 am

Our cat Fluffy was enormous, but it was all fur. She got wet once by falling into a water butt and got soaked, when she came running in I didn’t recognise her!

30 acelightning 04.10.07 at 9:45 am

Wow, that’s an awful lot of gloriously relaxed comfy-cat!

31 Rhonda 04.10.07 at 9:53 am

Buddy says…”im NOT fat..Im fluffy…LOL!!!!!!!

32 pistache268 04.10.07 at 9:59 am

Heeeeee fattyyyyyy

33 nana 04.10.07 at 10:40 am

My one kitty is dependent on cortisone for an auto immune disease, and she gets a good workout every day to keep weight at bay, and she still looks feisty :-) But I lurve her a lot. My two kitties are like Steve and Laurel :-) even from the character.

Proof of floofines:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/43126982@N00/431710728/

34 kk3 04.10.07 at 10:49 am

My kitty dangled like that all the time and, like Ronni’s cat, both my kitties drank from the sink exclusively (yes they had a water bowl). They would sit lined up on the bathroom counter waiting for me to turn on the water! Cats rule!

35 Lisa 04.10.07 at 11:21 am

Is it just me or is he a little… fat? He must be afwully soft thought.

36 Suzy's Mom 04.10.07 at 11:36 am

Is there some unwritten rule that all fat black & white kitties are named buddy. My sister’s cat buddy lived to be 17. Although she’ll tell you he was just big boned. ;) He was such a sweety!

37 Suzy's Mom 04.10.07 at 11:36 am

Is there some unwritten rule that all fat black & white kitties are named buddy. My sister’s cat buddy lived to be 17. Although she’ll tell you he was just big boned. ;) He was such a sweety!

38 Suzy's Mom 04.10.07 at 11:36 am

Is there some unwritten rule that all fat black & white kitties are named buddy. My sister’s cat buddy lived to be 17. Although she’ll tell you he was just big boned. ;) He was such a sweety!

39 Suzy's Mom 04.10.07 at 11:36 am

Is there some unwritten rule that all fat black & white kitties are named buddy. My sister’s cat buddy lived to be 17. Although she’ll tell you he was just big boned. ;) He was such a sweety!

40 Suzy's Mom 04.10.07 at 11:36 am

Is there some unwritten rule that all fat black & white kitties are named buddy. My sister’s cat buddy lived to be 17. Although she’ll tell you he was just big boned. ;) He was such a sweety!

41 Suzy's Mom 04.10.07 at 11:36 am

Is there some unwritten rule that all fat black & white kitties are named buddy. My sister’s cat buddy lived to be 17. Although she’ll tell you he was just big boned. ;) He was such a sweety!

42 Jasy Jammin :P 04.10.07 at 11:43 am

That is one gorgeous cat ! i got two of em, Bynx and Bandit. Bynx looks almost exactly the same as buddy, he’s a bit on the podgy side too lol but he lovely, Bandit we call ninja coz he sleek n black, Bynx does the sofa-straddling thing too lol… Bandit licks soap n also loves to sit half in a sink full of water, dont ask lol. :P

43 jen 04.10.07 at 11:55 am

i’ve heard of this species but i had never seen photographic evidence until now.

44 Snorgle Pup 04.10.07 at 11:56 am

I ustahava black & white kitty named Oreo. After she was fixed she chubbed out. Her belly hung down like udders. My moo kitty.

45 Kat 04.10.07 at 12:00 pm

Chill on the fat comments people – who cares????? He’s gorgeous and yummy and HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! I LOVE BUDDY!

46 girlnextdoortn 04.10.07 at 12:14 pm

My kitty is incredibly fat, and he’s been on a (veterinarian-supervised)diet for years. Doesn’t change his gi-normousness a bit, though.

47 jen 04.10.07 at 12:19 pm

i agree with Kat. enough with the fat comments. this kitty is healthy and happy, probably looks bigger than he really is because of the position and camera angles. i’ve seen unhealthy obese cats and this isnt one of them.

he’s beautiful. look at the spot on the end of his tail! eeep!

the artists rendition is a riot.

48 Susannah 04.10.07 at 12:20 pm

Ugh – I wish this site wouldn’t post pictures of overweight animals. I understand that sometimes there’s a medical reason of whatever, but it’s really not cute. It’s sad. Way to glorify unhealthy cats and bad pet owners.

49 StormCat 04.10.07 at 12:26 pm

I too have a big Kitty… We feed her the lite diet food, she gets lots of exercise with her sister and brother and I play with her with a feather duster… But she continues to stay around 17 pounds… BUT she’s healthy, as per her Kitty Vet, so I’m happy…

I used to have a Russian Blue who sat like this big boy does… It was her favorite position and I have many pics of her that way… I love that pose!!!

I’d love that little art work too, wonder where I can get one??

50 cutebabyfix.com 04.10.07 at 12:28 pm

An Antimacatsar! How useful. You could also drape him over a lamp to dim the light, or over the edge of the tub for a bathmat or the front of your car for a bug guard- The possibilities are endless. You could fling him around your shoulders in a jaunty way when it is chilleh…

51 StormCat 04.10.07 at 12:28 pm

I wanted to get some help from the folks of Cuteoverload…

My best friend lives in south central North Carolina and her kitty is missing… The kitty’s name is Mia (ironically enough it stands for Missing in Action), she’s a long hair and pure white… I’m asking for folks to send up a small prayer for Mia so that she can find her way home… Her Mommy misses her something awful and is very worried about her…

Thanks folks!!

52 ctotheatothet 04.10.07 at 12:30 pm

Fat kitteh is adorable! I get the impression that once he gets settled he will not budge from that couch for love nor money (nor snorgles nor poking).
Is it just me, or were the sculptures inspired by that nude pregnant Britney statue? http://www.stereogum.com/archives/002424.html

53 leah 04.10.07 at 12:31 pm

I also use too have a black and white cat his name was donnie eugene, he was so wonderful ,and yet such a pain but I loved him so much, he did not live past 7 yrs old rip donnie e.

54 fifi 04.10.07 at 12:31 pm

fat cats, fat cats. It is sad, b/c so unhealthy for them. I had my cat on a new diet w/ that m/d prescription diet food and she lost a whole pound! but I just found out that it was involved in the pet food recall, so we’ve had to shift her feed.

Here’s my two cents, tho’, in re photos of the cute cats: not only have I had my cat on lots of diets, but she’s even doing well and lost significant weight…but a photo of her would still look fat. And I know it’s my fault she got fat in the first place, but it happened while my other cat was seriously ill.

My point is: there can be a long complicated tale behind a fat cat photo!

actually my cat has a new problem: as she loses weight, she’s developing a big flopping belly skin in place of her belly. If she was a Real Housewife of Orang County she’d be heading in for a little surgery to tuck it back in!

55 leah 04.10.07 at 12:33 pm

Poeples live and let live, quit b****ing about evry thing, these are here for us to enjoy. You don’t like don’t post.

56 ctotheatothet 04.10.07 at 12:33 pm

Oops. I missed that last message.
:(
(sends love out to Mia)

57 fifi 04.10.07 at 12:33 pm

And another thing…
I think this cat is super cute. He has awesome markings, all marbley.
I think he looks like vanilla ice cream with fudge sauce melting on top…
he just needs a maraschino cherry…
yeah, i’m crazy!

58 Pheas 04.10.07 at 12:41 pm

The mixed pink and black jellybeans are keeeling me!

Two of my three kitties have udder-bellies, even though they are not overweight. I think it must be genetic for many cats.

59 bazu 04.10.07 at 12:53 pm

Buddy is a cutie! I love that they commissioned artwork in his honor- awwww.

Just want to add my two cents- some cats are pre-disposed to be overweight, and it’s very difficult to do anything about it. My two cats are sisters, but one of them is naturally very thin and the other fat. The fat one is on a strict prescription diet, and it doesn’t make much of a difference.

They’re the same age, the same gender, but not the same size-take a look
here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bzms/397849239/in/set-72157594548631318/

60 DKN 04.10.07 at 1:05 pm

Susannah says “Ugh – I wish this site wouldn’t post pictures of overweight animals. I understand that sometimes there’s a medical reason of whatever, but it’s really not cute. It’s sad. Way to glorify unhealthy cats and bad pet owners.”

BAD pet owners? Are you serial? Unhealthy – how do you know? How DARE you, dude. You don’t know this cat or this cat’s owner so WTF is up with the judgement calls, here?

People need to stop putting their own screwed up, twisted and likely AMERICAN BS weight standards onto a CAT that they don’t even know. God this pisses me off. This cat could live to 20 for all anyone knows.

OK. I feel better.

61 Tygress22 04.10.07 at 1:11 pm

I think this cat is absolutely adorable! :)

And DKN, just out of curiousity, what does “AMERICAN” have to do with any of this?

62 DKN 04.10.07 at 1:20 pm

Tygress22- I’m just mad and spouting off. But as an American who has lived in other cultures believe me when I say we are among the worst of those in the world when it comes to judging others simply by their weight. And when I see people put these sorts of standards on animals where it probably shouldn’t even apply it makes me mental.

To everyone – I apologize for my generalization.

63 Klawmama 04.10.07 at 1:31 pm

I’ve gotta’ know who that artist is! I want a bobble-head of my cats! Or even just a replica of Buddy – he’s sooooo cute! So what if he’s big boned!

64 n 04.10.07 at 1:43 pm

my cat Spooky (who is also overweight, and we’ve been working on it for years, but it’s difficult with another cat in the house, etc.) used to do this a lot. We called it “humping the couch”.

Buddy rocks. I rescued a black and white cat once, and named him Buddy, cause I would call him that while he was recovering from his various injuries. My cats didn’t get along with him, so I had to take him to a shelter, but i found a good no-kill shelter. While he was there, he made friends with a black-and-white kitten named Archie, and they were adopted together! It still makes me happy to think about.

65 Tygress22 04.10.07 at 1:48 pm

DKN – That’s cool :) I wasn’t offended or anything, like i said, i was just curious what you meant so i thought i would ask :)

I hate when people (*cough* Nuffs) automatically think the worst when they see a picture. It is just a split second, frozen in time and they feel the need to fill in the blanks with unfounded assumptions. Oh well, whatcanyado :) I guess i am just a glass-half-full kinda girl. I just ignore them and enjoy the cute! And as i’ve said before…cute is in the eye of the beholder! ;)

(sorry, i guess i just wanted to vent a little too..hehe)

66 miu 04.10.07 at 1:53 pm

A Cool Cat! Every home needs one. (OK, let’s make it two.)

67 DKN 04.10.07 at 1:57 pm

Tygress22 – I hear ya. I usually ignore them too but for some reason this AM seeing someone accused of being a bad pet owner pushed me over the edge. :)

68 pyrit 04.10.07 at 1:59 pm

Couch slouch.

69 Tiffany 04.10.07 at 2:05 pm

My cats are overweight (not quite this much, but still) and I put them on a diet….they got fatter!!! It’s hard to keep inside kitties in shape (other than round).

70 nycat 04.10.07 at 2:10 pm
71 Sheenanana 04.10.07 at 2:13 pm

DKN – I can tell that you’re totally serial! XD

Cute kitters, too.

72 Rumi 04.10.07 at 2:17 pm

As far as the extra kitty skin on the belly after a kitty loses weight — cats are supposed to have a fair amount of extra skin and stretch there, it’s what allows them to jump so well and high, and what lets a foot-long cat streeeeeeeeetch to about three feet long, lol. Just think of cats as slinkies!

73 Teri 04.10.07 at 2:21 pm

Those accusing a pet owner of being ‘bad’ because the pet in question is overweight…shut the hell up.

My girl is overweight in that you have to press in on her sides to feel her ribcage. She is also in perfect health. This as per the vet. *I* am *not* a ‘bad pet owner’ or an ‘irresponsible pet owner’. I do not over feed her, do not feed her garbage food. I play with her every day in a manner that gets her running around. You think you can do better? Well come on over and ‘cure’ her then.

So shut the hell up.

And Buddy and his effegy is perfectly adorable!

74 Redzilla 04.10.07 at 2:23 pm

Cutebabfix: you win for my big laugh of the morning. “An Antimacatsar!” Snort–been ages since I saw one of those.

It’s okay, Buddy, don’t listen to all those people hatin’ on your fat. From one boombalatty to another, I’m saying, being skinny won’t make you a better person, er, cat.

75 tallian 04.10.07 at 2:24 pm

I have part-ownership of a (saved from shelter) ragdoll kitteh, and apparently that breed is prone to fattness. Add in an older kitteh who has hypothyroidism in the same house, and boom! Monster sized kitteh. He’s adorable, though, fluffy and lovey!

76 elbowgeek 04.10.07 at 2:46 pm

That cat *is* a couch! Seriously, one cool kitty who probably makes for a very nice head rest ;-)

Good one!

77 Tiffany 04.10.07 at 2:54 pm

nycat:

Peppercorn looks just like one of my cats, Willie! Their faces are a little differently shaped, but markings look all the same.

78 ThreeCatNight 04.10.07 at 3:04 pm

Buddy’s a big boy, but he’s got the sweetest face. Positively makes my three look like midgets, even my big tom tabby, who’s about 14 pounds. Some animals, like some people, have a natural proclivity towards “largeness”, whether they eat loads of food or not. However, IMPO, a little less weight would be a healthier option for this boy.

79 Susannah 04.10.07 at 3:10 pm

DKN – As I said, I realize that sometimes there’s medical problems or whatever. I didn’t mean that the owner of THIS cat is necessarily a bad pet owner, but in general I think that people who let their pets get obese are bad pet owners, much like I think parents who let their children get obese are bad parents.

And I wish that people would stop thinking obese animals are cute. Think about it – would you be happy if you were obese? Probably not.

80 ShelleyTambo 04.10.07 at 3:10 pm

ctotheatothet, the Britney statue is EXACTLY what I thought of when I saw the kitteh bobblehead. And while I think that having a statue of your kit is a great idea, bobbleheads totally creep me out (as does the Britney statue).

81 cosmiquemuffin 04.10.07 at 3:22 pm

Susannah! OMG, you’re SO right. What a valuable public service you’re performing. I know now that everyone with an overweight pet was just BLIND to how bad they were being, and only needed your scolding to put them right.

Bless you!!!!!

82 Tygress22 04.10.07 at 3:24 pm

Susannah, a lot of people are overweight and happy. I am perfectly comfortable with myself. As long as someone is healthy, then who cares if they are larger. The same goes for animals. I do know what you mean about people that disregard the health issue for children/pets though. They depend on us to take care of them so we need to do that to be best of our ability but also, things aren’t always what they seem. That is why people shouldn’t judge, especially without knowing all the facts. (this isn’t accusatory
or anything, just making a statement)

83 luvthekitteh 04.10.07 at 3:29 pm

Love the hanging gardens of cat feet. Don’t all cats do this? All mine have. Once had a 16 pound kitteh, not an ounce of fat on him, just really big boned, double pawed cats really are!

84 luvthekitteh 04.10.07 at 3:31 pm

by the way, my black and white was named Heinekin, got him from a beer lover, obs.

85 Sayray 04.10.07 at 3:34 pm

I can’t believe this cute series of pictures sparked inflammatory comments about bad owners and unhealthy, overweight cats. Jeebus, a lot of people take themselves way too seriously.

86 Moosie 04.10.07 at 3:35 pm

I love Buddy’s “What are *you* lookin’ at” expression in the first picture! And love the muzzlepuff!

87 Jude 04.10.07 at 3:36 pm

Buddy is soooooooooo like my kitteh (Louis)! Slightly larger but very same markings. Same slightly bored expression too – what’s with that?

88 DumBunny 04.10.07 at 3:36 pm

To Leah:
My room mate’s name is Donie Eugene, and he’s a “fat cat” as well. No black and white spots, just a mustache.

89 Sneezy 04.10.07 at 4:07 pm

BWAH! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And I’m spent.

90 ceejoe 04.10.07 at 4:10 pm

lol – stop it – all of you – *stop bickering* – I *hate* bickering!

just go home and *luv* on your aminals… or go adopt another aminal… that should make you all happy

and Buddy rocks! I don’t remember who said it, but my biggest snort came from “couch humper.” :o )

91 Noelegy 04.10.07 at 4:18 pm

SnorglePup, I know what you mean about draggy post-fixed kitties. Vets call that condition “spay sway.” It’s not necessarily fat, just flab, sort of like a woman who’s had a C-section and doesn’t gain back the muscle tone (yes, Nuffs, I know that some do, but some don’t, okay?). My Gypsy, since gone to live with my ex-husband, nearly drags the floor, but she’s not overweight. You pick her up and you can feel she’s just floofy and selectively flabby.

Re: Buddy. GORGEOUS kitty, adorable pose, BEYOND adorable little bobblehead statue.

92 Noelegy 04.10.07 at 4:20 pm

All this debate over fat and NOBODY NOTICED THE TOES? The mixed toes? The pink and black jellybean toes on the back feet? Shame, shame.

93 luckynumbers 04.10.07 at 4:23 pm

That’s not cute, that’s sad. Should be classified as animal abuse, actually. Any pet owner who lets their pet get that way is insane. No animal is naturally born like that. Imagine how much pain and discomfort it must be in, and, if it’s not already, how much more pain it will be in once it becomes diabetic.

I have much respect for cuteoverload, but, c’mon, you put your ads up about the fight against seal-clubbing and that kind of thing, and then you find humor in this? This cat has a disease, people. Would you laugh at a cat who was diseased or crippled in some other way, or dying even?

Poor thing isn’t a circus show, people. He’s an animal.

94 _ 04.10.07 at 4:26 pm

That’s not cute, that’s sad. It should be in the Cute or Sad? category. Actually, it should be in the animal abuse category. Any pet owner who lets their pet get that way is insane. No animal is naturally born like that. Imagine how much pain and discomfort it must be in, and, if it’s not already, how much more pain it will be in once it becomes diabetic and gets arthritis and other problems.

I have much respect for cuteoverload, but, c’mon, you put your ads up about the fight against seal-clubbing and that kind of thing, and then you find humor in this? This cat has a disease. Would you laugh at a cat who was diseased or crippled in some other way, or dying even?

Poor thing isn’t a circus show, people. He’s an animal. Think.

95 Pheas 04.10.07 at 4:27 pm

Noelegy — I noticed! See above.

96 AliceTanzer 04.10.07 at 4:28 pm

luckynumbers –

Have you somehow glossed over ALL of the posts ahead of yours? The ones stating Perfectly Reasonable reasons for a cat to be overweight?

97 April 04.10.07 at 4:30 pm

I love bit fat kittehs!

98 _ 04.10.07 at 4:33 pm

Disregard the first comment. Tried to go back and edit but it had already posted.

Anyway, I wanted to add to the above poster who said that they’re comfortable being overweight. That is a lie. Ask anyone who has been overweight and has lost the weight and kept it off – they’ll say something like they would rather lose an arm or an eye than go back to being overweight. You are lying to yourself, and you know it. You’re just using that as a sugarcoated excuse not to do anything about it, or that you’ve tried and not succeeded, or that you haven’t really tried and you’ve chosen to just give up and live with it. You know you would be happier being fit and healthy. And by the way, anyone who is overweight is automatically classified as unhealthy. Being overweight in itself is a symptom of being unhealthy. And people who say that the ones making a fuss over this are taking themselves too seriously… well, how serious is death? Anyone who comes to this site has a sense of humor and a desire to find light and cuteness in animals, but a post like this needs to be taken seriously. My grandmother’s cat recently died from having been overweight for years and finally developing diabetes. What if it were your child? A lot of people think of their pets as their children. So, how serious is it if you’re pet/child is in risk of getting all kinds of diseases and/or dying? Think, people. Anyone who’s calling that too serious, is seriously f*cked in the head.

99 llism 04.10.07 at 4:35 pm

luckynumbers,

You don’t know this cat. You don’t know this cat’s situation, medical history, vet history, or anything of the like. You have no knowledge of whether or not his vet has given him a clean bill of health. You also know nothing of his homelife, his diet, or his activity level. You have access to approximately 1/356,789,432th of this cat’s life via these photos, and yet have the gall to call this animal abuse? Reserve your (kneejerk) judgment for a situation where you’re clear on the facts, and find a more constructive way to put your obvious passionate love of animals to good use.

100 _ 04.10.07 at 4:37 pm

AliceTanzer -

That is bullsh*t. There is no Perfectly Reasonable reason for a cat or any animal to be overweight. Stop and think for a second… do you ever see any stray cats or other wild animals overweight? No, because they hunt for their own food and eat it the way that nature intended for them to. They aren’t being fed contaminated pet food by a person. They aren’t being given cow’s milk which is designed for a 2000 lb. animal. They aren’t being given medicines for diseases that they shouldn’t have in the first place – medicines that are only making things worse for them by screwing with their metabolism and thyroid and other parts of their body.

Any of you who are saying that this is reasonable have no reasonable reasons to call yourselves animal rights activists or anything else to do with animal welfare.

101 _ 04.10.07 at 4:40 pm

llism -

I don’t have to know any of those things. I already have a pretty good idea of them just by looking at this cat, and if this cat’s vet gave him a clean bill of health then he shouldn’t be a vet, should he?

I’ve stated my case, no need to argue any further. I’m just saying, you don’t have to be a genius or veteranarian professional in order to see that this is not normal, and that it’s nonsense to try to “gloss over” it by saying that it is.

Salut.

102 Theo 04.10.07 at 4:43 pm

Hey anonymous underscore-character no-screen-name person above:

Oh and noes.

103 you guys r silly 04.10.07 at 4:46 pm

My calico, Toe, used to drape herself over the top of the tv set this way. She LOVED it there because of the tv’s warmth. So, alot of the time when we would watch tv, there would be Toe’s two legs hanging down in front of the picture. She would slep VERY SOUNDLY there, & eventually — one minute you’re watching tv just kind of ignoring the 2 legs hanging in front of the picture – then SUDDENLY an entire kitty BODY would DROP down past the picture! It always took her by surprise and she’d stand there, disoriented, for a couple of minutes, then lick herself off (like “what? … I MEANT to do that … what’s everybody looking at…”) and then she’d climb back up on top of the tv — soon she’d be dangling & dozin’ again…
&:o)
And also — Buddy looks like a sweetheart! — I’d LOVE to have a beefy kitty like heem to schmurgle! &:o)

104 Subhangi 04.10.07 at 4:46 pm

Awwwwww, Buddy, you are A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E. (And the bigga the betta. Holy camera angles!)

And that replica of yours is FABULOUS! Awwwwww.

105 anonymous underscore-character no-screen name person 04.10.07 at 4:46 pm

What do you mean by that, Theo?

106 Teri 04.10.07 at 4:50 pm

I swear, right about now if I were face to face with any of these people claiming animal abuse over the weight, they’d have some very painful and bloody noses.

Way to f-ing judge perfect strangers.

And way to make me furious and reduce me to tears at my desk at work because some wanker at the other end of a computer screen is calling *me* a bad pet owner, when I am NOT.

Thanks ever so much you thoughtless little bastards.

107 _ 04.10.07 at 4:50 pm

Too bad cats can’t talk. Maybe he could give us a perfectly reasonable reason as to why cats can be overweight.

108 Redzilla 04.10.07 at 4:52 pm

Hurt ‘em, Teho.

109 llism 04.10.07 at 4:54 pm

luckynumbers (now _),

Agreed. Stray cats and other wild animals aren’t overweight because they have to hunt for their food. However, many stray cats and other wild animals that live in cities are hit by cars. They are also at risk for all kinds of diseases, exposure to toxic chemicals/waste, contaminated food, contaminated water, and the like. Outdoors would certainly be healthier if we all lived in the country, but that just isn’t the case. I personally have indoor cats because I chose to rescue them from animal control rather than letting them be euthanized. So I should let them outside and run around when I live off of a busy road? I think not. So that means I “have no reasonable reason to call [myself an] animal rights activist or anything else to do with animal welfare”? Ridiculous. I would rather have a cat that’s a little pudgy than have one that’s roadkill or dying from kidney failure due to coolant ingestion.

Also, your statement about “anyone who is overweight is automatically classified as unhealthy” is preposterous. Weight is a number on a scale and doesn’t measure bone density, body fat percentage, or frame. My personal trainer would be considered “overweight” if she stepped on a scale, but her body fat percentage is under 10%.

Your sweeping generalizations are most amusing.

110 Tygress22 04.10.07 at 4:54 pm

He/she who judges yet posts anonymously-

How dare you presume to know what i think but that is all i am going to say about that. I don’t need to defend myself and especially not here.

Also, you said something about not seeing fat wild animals and such? They also don’t generally live to a nice, ripe old age.

Ok… No more feeding the Nuffs.

111 _ 04.10.07 at 4:54 pm

Teri -

So, you don’t want to be called an abuser, but you’d be willing to give me a very painful and bloody nose?

Look, I didn’t mean to be so harsh. But it is a serious matter. Most people are probably just unaware of the harm they’re really doing in most cases like this, or are just oblivious or lying to themselves for whatever “perfectly reasonable reasons”. Like I said, my grandmother’s cat died from being overweight and diabetic, and I’ve seen other cases similar to that. It’s not enough that it’s become an epidemic among people and children these days, but it’s starting to happen in pets too. It’s just something that I feel very strongly about, and I wish people could understand what they’re doing. If you’re not overweight, then imagine if you had to walk around with 10 – 20 or more lbs. of pressure on your back, weighing down your stomach and legs, all the time? You wouldn’t be happy, would you?

Sorry for upsetting you, but this upset me too.

112 Teri 04.10.07 at 4:55 pm

Genetics for a bloody start you *&^*&^%*%^%

Or would you be happier if I took my cat, who has known nothing but love, affection, security and safety for 11 years, baring the 3 months before she came to me, and take her to the humane society because her size is, to you, a clear indication that I am a horrible, thoughtless, evil human being?

113 Yitzysmommie 04.10.07 at 4:56 pm

Wow, who let the Nuffs in? Geezum Crow peoples, Buddy is a GORGEOUS puddy tat and not everything in this world has to have 10% body fat.
Nana – LOVE your werkin’-on-the-comp-shoulder-protector. Yitzy likes to drape on my chest, wherein I get nosefuls of Tuxedo floof and can only post with one finger. And ya’ll know which finger I’m usin’ at the ree-diculous masses of Nuffs on here today.

114 Redzilla 04.10.07 at 4:56 pm

“Ask anyone who has been overweight and has lost the weight and kept it off – they’ll say something like they would rather lose an arm or an eye than go back to being overweight.”

I wonder if the person who posted this would be willing to lose an arm or an eye to stop being a stupid jerk. Such a small price to pay.

115 Teri 04.10.07 at 4:57 pm

An abuser and a person in a fit of fustration and hurt and anger over being accused of something they are not are not the same thing.

You did more than upset me, and your apology is not accepted.

116 llism 04.10.07 at 4:58 pm

_,

“I don’t have to know any of those things. I already have a pretty good idea of them just by looking at this cat, and if this cat’s vet gave him a clean bill of health then he shouldn’t be a vet, should he?”

So you yourself are a vet? A vet tech? Anyone remotely qualified to make this kind of sweeping assumption based off just looking at a picture?

Or maybe you just work for Miss Cleo?

117 Theo 04.10.07 at 5:03 pm

re: “What do you mean by that, Theo?” (nice, very nice, touché…)
OK, I’ll answer because I don’t think you’re really a troll.

In general, whenever somebody climbs up onto their pet soapbox, especially in the context of a fluff/humor blog like Cute Overload, that somebody just ends up sounding foolish. Not always, but I’d say 99% of the time it’s true. You *can* see that, right? You might as well be getting all shrill about marshmallow rights at a campfire.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m NOT saying “shut up”. By all means, rant all you like; it tends to drive readership here and I’m all for that. But dude. Right now I’m laughing at you, not with you.

Maybe, just MAYBE, the sky ISN’T falling on the big couch kitty, y’know?

118 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:04 pm

llism (and any one else who’s battling me against this):

What you’re saying is half-true. We don’t live in an ideal world, and if you live in a city, then it’s fine to have indoor pets. I’m not against having indoor pets. What I am against is the food people feed to their pets. This whole contamination outbreak is bad, but the food was already bad anyway. I’ve researched this kind of thing quite a bit, and, in order to manufacture and distribute typical pet food as cheaply as possible, they use diseased animals and the worst possible quality vegetables and other things, fillers and chemicals, and none of this is good for your pet. Then if people feed their pet scraps from their own food, that makes it even worse. Cats are designed as carnivores who are supposed to kill and eat their food raw. That’s not to say that you have to let your cats out and let them go kill their own food. But there is something called the BARF diet that advocates feeding pets in the way that they were most closely designed to eat. They sell raw pet food now I think that’s already ground up with the right the amount of nutrients and everything. People who have put their pets on this food have seen really miraculous transformations – diseases gone, weight lost, their fur is healthier and shinier, and they don’t smell as bad (that’s always a plus).

The same thing that’s going on with sick and overweight humans is happening with sick and overweight pets. The more processed and chemically altered the food is, the worse.

But I won’t go any further into the whole debate over weight and health, as people have all kinds of different ideas about that. But I would suggest thinking about how it’s naturally supposed to be, and try to get closer to that if you can.

And the other poster – the reason why some strays don’t live to be very long is for the same reason – too much city life and traffic and polution and things caused by humans. If it were an ideal world, animals would be able to thrive, as would humans.

119 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:04 pm

llism (and any one else who’s battling me against this):

What you’re saying is half-true. We don’t live in an ideal world, and if you live in a city, then it’s fine to have indoor pets. I’m not against having indoor pets. What I am against is the food people feed to their pets. This whole contamination outbreak is bad, but the food was already bad anyway. I’ve researched this kind of thing quite a bit, and, in order to manufacture and distribute typical pet food as cheaply as possible, they use diseased animals and the worst possible quality vegetables and other things, fillers and chemicals, and none of this is good for your pet. Then if people feed their pet scraps from their own food, that makes it even worse. Cats are designed as carnivores who are supposed to kill and eat their food raw. That’s not to say that you have to let your cats out and let them go kill their own food. But there is something called the BARF diet that advocates feeding pets in the way that they were most closely designed to eat. They sell raw pet food now I think that’s already ground up with the right the amount of nutrients and everything. People who have put their pets on this food have seen really miraculous transformations – diseases gone, weight lost, their fur is healthier and shinier, and they don’t smell as bad (that’s always a plus).

The same thing that’s going on with sick and overweight humans is happening with sick and overweight pets. The more processed and chemically altered the food is, the worse.

But I won’t go any further into the whole debate over weight and health, as people have all kinds of different ideas about that. But I would suggest thinking about how it’s naturally supposed to be, and try to get closer to that if you can.

And the other poster – the reason why some strays don’t live to be very long is for the same reason – too much city life and traffic and polution and things caused by humans. If it were an ideal world, animals would be able to thrive, as would humans.

120 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:04 pm

llism (and any one else who’s battling me against this):

What you’re saying is half-true. We don’t live in an ideal world, and if you live in a city, then it’s fine to have indoor pets. I’m not against having indoor pets. What I am against is the food people feed to their pets. This whole contamination outbreak is bad, but the food was already bad anyway. I’ve researched this kind of thing quite a bit, and, in order to manufacture and distribute typical pet food as cheaply as possible, they use diseased animals and the worst possible quality vegetables and other things, fillers and chemicals, and none of this is good for your pet. Then if people feed their pet scraps from their own food, that makes it even worse. Cats are designed as carnivores who are supposed to kill and eat their food raw. That’s not to say that you have to let your cats out and let them go kill their own food. But there is something called the BARF diet that advocates feeding pets in the way that they were most closely designed to eat. They sell raw pet food now I think that’s already ground up with the right the amount of nutrients and everything. People who have put their pets on this food have seen really miraculous transformations – diseases gone, weight lost, their fur is healthier and shinier, and they don’t smell as bad (that’s always a plus).

The same thing that’s going on with sick and overweight humans is happening with sick and overweight pets. The more processed and chemically altered the food is, the worse.

But I won’t go any further into the whole debate over weight and health, as people have all kinds of different ideas about that. But I would suggest thinking about how it’s naturally supposed to be, and try to get closer to that if you can.

And the other poster – the reason why some strays don’t live to be very long is for the same reason – too much city life and traffic and polution and things caused by humans. If it were an ideal world, animals would be able to thrive, as would humans.

121 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:04 pm

llism (and any one else who’s battling me against this):

What you’re saying is half-true. We don’t live in an ideal world, and if you live in a city, then it’s fine to have indoor pets. I’m not against having indoor pets. What I am against is the food people feed to their pets. This whole contamination outbreak is bad, but the food was already bad anyway. I’ve researched this kind of thing quite a bit, and, in order to manufacture and distribute typical pet food as cheaply as possible, they use diseased animals and the worst possible quality vegetables and other things, fillers and chemicals, and none of this is good for your pet. Then if people feed their pet scraps from their own food, that makes it even worse. Cats are designed as carnivores who are supposed to kill and eat their food raw. That’s not to say that you have to let your cats out and let them go kill their own food. But there is something called the BARF diet that advocates feeding pets in the way that they were most closely designed to eat. They sell raw pet food now I think that’s already ground up with the right the amount of nutrients and everything. People who have put their pets on this food have seen really miraculous transformations – diseases gone, weight lost, their fur is healthier and shinier, and they don’t smell as bad (that’s always a plus).

The same thing that’s going on with sick and overweight humans is happening with sick and overweight pets. The more processed and chemically altered the food is, the worse.

But I won’t go any further into the whole debate over weight and health, as people have all kinds of different ideas about that. But I would suggest thinking about how it’s naturally supposed to be, and try to get closer to that if you can.

And the other poster – the reason why some strays don’t live to be very long is for the same reason – too much city life and traffic and polution and things caused by humans. If it were an ideal world, animals would be able to thrive, as would humans.

122 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:04 pm

llism (and any one else who’s battling me against this):

What you’re saying is half-true. We don’t live in an ideal world, and if you live in a city, then it’s fine to have indoor pets. I’m not against having indoor pets. What I am against is the food people feed to their pets. This whole contamination outbreak is bad, but the food was already bad anyway. I’ve researched this kind of thing quite a bit, and, in order to manufacture and distribute typical pet food as cheaply as possible, they use diseased animals and the worst possible quality vegetables and other things, fillers and chemicals, and none of this is good for your pet. Then if people feed their pet scraps from their own food, that makes it even worse. Cats are designed as carnivores who are supposed to kill and eat their food raw. That’s not to say that you have to let your cats out and let them go kill their own food. But there is something called the BARF diet that advocates feeding pets in the way that they were most closely designed to eat. They sell raw pet food now I think that’s already ground up with the right the amount of nutrients and everything. People who have put their pets on this food have seen really miraculous transformations – diseases gone, weight lost, their fur is healthier and shinier, and they don’t smell as bad (that’s always a plus).

The same thing that’s going on with sick and overweight humans is happening with sick and overweight pets. The more processed and chemically altered the food is, the worse.

But I won’t go any further into the whole debate over weight and health, as people have all kinds of different ideas about that. But I would suggest thinking about how it’s naturally supposed to be, and try to get closer to that if you can.

And the other poster – the reason why some strays don’t live to be very long is for the same reason – too much city life and traffic and polution and things caused by humans. If it were an ideal world, animals would be able to thrive, as would humans.

123 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:04 pm

llism (and any one else who’s battling me against this):

What you’re saying is half-true. We don’t live in an ideal world, and if you live in a city, then it’s fine to have indoor pets. I’m not against having indoor pets. What I am against is the food people feed to their pets. This whole contamination outbreak is bad, but the food was already bad anyway. I’ve researched this kind of thing quite a bit, and, in order to manufacture and distribute typical pet food as cheaply as possible, they use diseased animals and the worst possible quality vegetables and other things, fillers and chemicals, and none of this is good for your pet. Then if people feed their pet scraps from their own food, that makes it even worse. Cats are designed as carnivores who are supposed to kill and eat their food raw. That’s not to say that you have to let your cats out and let them go kill their own food. But there is something called the BARF diet that advocates feeding pets in the way that they were most closely designed to eat. They sell raw pet food now I think that’s already ground up with the right the amount of nutrients and everything. People who have put their pets on this food have seen really miraculous transformations – diseases gone, weight lost, their fur is healthier and shinier, and they don’t smell as bad (that’s always a plus).

The same thing that’s going on with sick and overweight humans is happening with sick and overweight pets. The more processed and chemically altered the food is, the worse.

But I won’t go any further into the whole debate over weight and health, as people have all kinds of different ideas about that. But I would suggest thinking about how it’s naturally supposed to be, and try to get closer to that if you can.

And the other poster – the reason why some strays don’t live to be very long is for the same reason – too much city life and traffic and polution and things caused by humans. If it were an ideal world, animals would be able to thrive, as would humans.

124 gloom raider 04.10.07 at 5:05 pm

Of course, that’s the real issue, isn’t it? It’s not fat or thin, tall or short, small noses or whatever–we want everything, including people and now pets, to be functionally optimal. Sick animal? You don’t fit the shape we think is healthy right now? Well, what did you do WRONG?? And heaven forfend we should really think that living creatures have a right to exist in all shapes and sizes–if we do that, it’ll just ENCOURAGE them!

Er…cute cat, though! You know, cute…like the website name?

125 one of the erins 04.10.07 at 5:06 pm

Ok… Luckynumbers… you’re wasting your breath. Having grown up in the country, I have seen more than my share of wild animals, and while I have not seen one that is overweight, I *have* seen many species where some are BIGGER than others. Sometimes, depending on fur and body flexibility, when they lie down, their torsos *squish* until they LOOK wide. Even squirrels straddling branches this way.

And by the way, all points bulletin to nuffs everywhere, but especially to you: when you swear, scold, and taunt people, they never listen. EVER. They defend themselves. If you want people to listen to you, BE KIND.

126 Mary 04.10.07 at 5:07 pm

I had two cats, one that became very very thin as he aged. I was told to give him whatever he would eat. (no not junk food but well made pet food). While keeping his weight up, my other cat, who shared his meals, got kind of pudgy. So what? Should I have put them both on a diet and let my boy starve? I think not.

127 C.M. 04.10.07 at 5:07 pm

Such a stupid and thoughtless little troll.

128 jen 04.10.07 at 5:08 pm

hey peeps

can’t we all just get along, puhhleez?

:)

129 Mary 04.10.07 at 5:08 pm

oh and I almost forgot, love the kitteh, the bobblehead replica and the mixed jelly bean toes. YUM

130 Theo 04.10.07 at 5:08 pm

…’scuse me… but… “BARF diet”!??? Sorry, I seem to be having a sudden attack of the WTFs.

131 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:10 pm

I’m not a vet, but I’ve researched health for quite some time, and it ain’t that different from animal health.

Genetics is not that relevant, especially to being overweight. People use that as an excuse all the time. My parents and grandparents were mostly all overweight, and I was as a child because I was fed the same things that they were eating, so of course I gained weight. But I became a vegan around the age of 14, and lost a considerable amount of weight. It wasn’t until a little later that I swayed off of the vegan path and had some health problems and was put on medications that screwed with my hormones and thyroid that I gained weight again. I’m losing it again now because I’m not on any medications and because I’m eating right, the way nature intended. And I believe that would be the same case for animals, regardless of “genetics”.

132 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:10 pm

I’m not a vet, but I’ve researched health for quite some time, and it ain’t that different from animal health.

Genetics is not that relevant, especially to being overweight. People use that as an excuse all the time. My parents and grandparents were mostly all overweight, and I was as a child because I was fed the same things that they were eating, so of course I gained weight. But I became a vegan around the age of 14, and lost a considerable amount of weight. It wasn’t until a little later that I swayed off of the vegan path and had some health problems and was put on medications that screwed with my hormones and thyroid that I gained weight again. I’m losing it again now because I’m not on any medications and because I’m eating right, the way nature intended. And I believe that would be the same case for animals, regardless of “genetics”.

133 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:10 pm

I’m not a vet, but I’ve researched health for quite some time, and it ain’t that different from animal health.

Genetics is not that relevant, especially to being overweight. People use that as an excuse all the time. My parents and grandparents were mostly all overweight, and I was as a child because I was fed the same things that they were eating, so of course I gained weight. But I became a vegan around the age of 14, and lost a considerable amount of weight. It wasn’t until a little later that I swayed off of the vegan path and had some health problems and was put on medications that screwed with my hormones and thyroid that I gained weight again. I’m losing it again now because I’m not on any medications and because I’m eating right, the way nature intended. And I believe that would be the same case for animals, regardless of “genetics”.

134 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:10 pm

I’m not a vet, but I’ve researched health for quite some time, and it ain’t that different from animal health.

Genetics is not that relevant, especially to being overweight. People use that as an excuse all the time. My parents and grandparents were mostly all overweight, and I was as a child because I was fed the same things that they were eating, so of course I gained weight. But I became a vegan around the age of 14, and lost a considerable amount of weight. It wasn’t until a little later that I swayed off of the vegan path and had some health problems and was put on medications that screwed with my hormones and thyroid that I gained weight again. I’m losing it again now because I’m not on any medications and because I’m eating right, the way nature intended. And I believe that would be the same case for animals, regardless of “genetics”.

135 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:10 pm

I’m not a vet, but I’ve researched health for quite some time, and it ain’t that different from animal health.

Genetics is not that relevant, especially to being overweight. People use that as an excuse all the time. My parents and grandparents were mostly all overweight, and I was as a child because I was fed the same things that they were eating, so of course I gained weight. But I became a vegan around the age of 14, and lost a considerable amount of weight. It wasn’t until a little later that I swayed off of the vegan path and had some health problems and was put on medications that screwed with my hormones and thyroid that I gained weight again. I’m losing it again now because I’m not on any medications and because I’m eating right, the way nature intended. And I believe that would be the same case for animals, regardless of “genetics”.

136 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:10 pm

I’m not a vet, but I’ve researched health for quite some time, and it ain’t that different from animal health.

Genetics is not that relevant, especially to being overweight. People use that as an excuse all the time. My parents and grandparents were mostly all overweight, and I was as a child because I was fed the same things that they were eating, so of course I gained weight. But I became a vegan around the age of 14, and lost a considerable amount of weight. It wasn’t until a little later that I swayed off of the vegan path and had some health problems and was put on medications that screwed with my hormones and thyroid that I gained weight again. I’m losing it again now because I’m not on any medications and because I’m eating right, the way nature intended. And I believe that would be the same case for animals, regardless of “genetics”.

137 Kiri 04.10.07 at 5:13 pm

Ah… the nuff is a BARF salesman in disguise.

138 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:14 pm

Okay, I will be kind. And I don’t care if my apology is accepted or not. It’s a situation that I feel very strongly about, and I know that not many people are going to back me up on it. I’m pretty sure that even if I was being kind, I would have still gotten attacked and called an idiot and jerk or whatever else I skimmed over up there.

Anyway. I’m done. My opinions have been stated, and anyone who disagrees can continue to state theirs. But I choose to look to the light instead of the dark, and hopefully someone will eventually see that the things I’ve said might just make sense.

Thanks.

And I still love you, cuteoverload.

139 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:14 pm

Okay, I will be kind. And I don’t care if my apology is accepted or not. It’s a situation that I feel very strongly about, and I know that not many people are going to back me up on it. I’m pretty sure that even if I was being kind, I would have still gotten attacked and called an idiot and jerk or whatever else I skimmed over up there.

Anyway. I’m done. My opinions have been stated, and anyone who disagrees can continue to state theirs. But I choose to look to the light instead of the dark, and hopefully someone will eventually see that the things I’ve said might just make sense.

Thanks.

And I still love you, cuteoverload.

140 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:14 pm

Okay, I will be kind. And I don’t care if my apology is accepted or not. It’s a situation that I feel very strongly about, and I know that not many people are going to back me up on it. I’m pretty sure that even if I was being kind, I would have still gotten attacked and called an idiot and jerk or whatever else I skimmed over up there.

Anyway. I’m done. My opinions have been stated, and anyone who disagrees can continue to state theirs. But I choose to look to the light instead of the dark, and hopefully someone will eventually see that the things I’ve said might just make sense.

Thanks.

And I still love you, cuteoverload.

141 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:14 pm

Okay, I will be kind. And I don’t care if my apology is accepted or not. It’s a situation that I feel very strongly about, and I know that not many people are going to back me up on it. I’m pretty sure that even if I was being kind, I would have still gotten attacked and called an idiot and jerk or whatever else I skimmed over up there.

Anyway. I’m done. My opinions have been stated, and anyone who disagrees can continue to state theirs. But I choose to look to the light instead of the dark, and hopefully someone will eventually see that the things I’ve said might just make sense.

Thanks.

And I still love you, cuteoverload.

142 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:14 pm

Okay, I will be kind. And I don’t care if my apology is accepted or not. It’s a situation that I feel very strongly about, and I know that not many people are going to back me up on it. I’m pretty sure that even if I was being kind, I would have still gotten attacked and called an idiot and jerk or whatever else I skimmed over up there.

Anyway. I’m done. My opinions have been stated, and anyone who disagrees can continue to state theirs. But I choose to look to the light instead of the dark, and hopefully someone will eventually see that the things I’ve said might just make sense.

Thanks.

And I still love you, cuteoverload.

143 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:14 pm

Okay, I will be kind. And I don’t care if my apology is accepted or not. It’s a situation that I feel very strongly about, and I know that not many people are going to back me up on it. I’m pretty sure that even if I was being kind, I would have still gotten attacked and called an idiot and jerk or whatever else I skimmed over up there.

Anyway. I’m done. My opinions have been stated, and anyone who disagrees can continue to state theirs. But I choose to look to the light instead of the dark, and hopefully someone will eventually see that the things I’ve said might just make sense.

Thanks.

And I still love you, cuteoverload.

144 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:15 pm

Nope, not a BARF salesman. Just an advocate. I don’t even have pets of my own, I’ve just witnessed a lot of sad situations.

So yeah, again, I’m done.

Thanks.

145 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:15 pm

Nope, not a BARF salesman. Just an advocate. I don’t even have pets of my own, I’ve just witnessed a lot of sad situations.

So yeah, again, I’m done.

Thanks.

146 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:15 pm

Nope, not a BARF salesman. Just an advocate. I don’t even have pets of my own, I’ve just witnessed a lot of sad situations.

So yeah, again, I’m done.

Thanks.

147 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:15 pm

Nope, not a BARF salesman. Just an advocate. I don’t even have pets of my own, I’ve just witnessed a lot of sad situations.

So yeah, again, I’m done.

Thanks.

148 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:15 pm

Nope, not a BARF salesman. Just an advocate. I don’t even have pets of my own, I’ve just witnessed a lot of sad situations.

So yeah, again, I’m done.

Thanks.

149 Aren't we all anonymous? 04.10.07 at 5:15 pm

Nope, not a BARF salesman. Just an advocate. I don’t even have pets of my own, I’ve just witnessed a lot of sad situations.

So yeah, again, I’m done.

Thanks.

150 Yitzysmommie 04.10.07 at 5:16 pm

Nicely said, Teho.
Howz the kitten snorgling business these days?

151 one of the erins 04.10.07 at 5:17 pm

And yes, in the fray I also forgot to mention, I loooove the pink and black jellybean toesies, that kills me every time! Adorable cat, Teri. And seriously, thank you for sending in your pictures. Don’t let this discourage you. I really seriously don’t understand where all the commentroversy came from.

152 Teri 04.10.07 at 5:20 pm

lol…one of the erins…that’s not my baby up there and I didn’t send in those pics.

I just took personal offence at the generalization that if a person’s cat is overweight, then that person is automatically a bad pet owner and an animal abuser. And I continue to take personal offence at that. I’m still very upset, angry and hurt over it.

Because my cat is well loved, safe and *gasp* perfectly healthy. And I am not a bad or abusive pet owner, no matter the spewings of that person who thinks their ever so much smarter and better than the rest of us.

153 s. 04.10.07 at 5:23 pm

Teri-

I am truly sorry, whether you choose to accept it or not. You had a strong reaction to my comments – I had a strong reaction to this post. I don’t think I’m smarter or better than anyone, I just get bothered by things like this. Despite any of it, though, I know that love is the most important thing about having a pet, and if you love your pet, then you’re a good pet owner. So, I am sorry for my hurtful comments.

154 Theo 04.10.07 at 5:27 pm

http://www.barfworld.com/
http://www.njboxers.com/faqs.htm
Unbelievable… it’s for real. Worst acronym EVER.

“Hi, I’m Theo! Would you like to try my new exercise program? I call it Labor And Recreation Daily, or for short…”

155 Rayhne 04.10.07 at 5:30 pm

My Jester did this all the time. I’ll have to see if I have any pictures.

156 Tygress22 04.10.07 at 5:32 pm

hehe…you crack me up, Theo :)

I’m a long time lurker and don’t post much but i really love you guys! *sniffle* ;)

157 llism 04.10.07 at 5:32 pm

Aren’t we all anonymous,

“I’m pretty sure that even if I was being kind, I would have still gotten attacked and called an idiot and jerk or whatever else I skimmed over up there.”

Not true. If you had stated a well-formed, thoughtful opinion rather than acting dictatorial with your ideas, had actually listened to what other people said, and hadn’t offended everyone by making sweeping generalizations and assuming that you knew everything about everyone else’s situation, you would have found people much more receptive to your point of view. This community is all about constructive discussions; we’re NOT about people breaking their soapboxes over our heads and bullying us just because they’re discussing something they feel strongly about. We’re ALL passionate about animals or else we wouln’t frequent this site.

Argument is an art. If you want someone to come around to your way of thinking, it’s best not to start by giving them the finger.

158 you guys r silly 04.10.07 at 5:34 pm

Plus — in the midst of all the fat stupidity, I (and everyone else…ahem…) forgot to mention that they would think positive thoughts for fuzzy MIA to find her way safely home again. (Stormcat’s earlier comment…)
I hope MIA’s safely home by now.

159 Perf 04.10.07 at 5:43 pm

Usually I just watch the sparks fly, but I have to get in on this one. Anyone who recommends BARF needs their head examined. Plenty of dogs and cats have died from bone shards ripping their insides. Plenty of nasty parasites are passed along through that unreliable food supply you describe (and yes, I know what “animal digest” is in processed pet food, and that so-called natural pet foods don’t contain the remains of shelter animals — just farmed animals. But the farmed animal supply is sufficiently problematic in this country as to render raw meat quite risky. Use your computer skills to Google “BARF diet” and read about people whose dear pets have died from it. Ask your vet why she doesn’t recommend BARF (and no, it’s no just because Hill’s pays American vets a fortune). For someone who clearly wants to be an iconoclast, you’ve readily swallowed propaganda. And you don’t even feed BARF? You’re just relying on others’ tales? Oh, my.

Look, I’m sure you mean well, but any time I see anyone touting BARF as a miracle solution, I get nervous that someone else will unwittingly harm their pooch or kitty.

160 s. 04.10.07 at 5:44 pm

Theo-

Good point. You’re a funny guy. I probably shouldn’t have used that term. Maybe just stated it as a raw, natural pet food diet, or something. It beats the hell out of contaminated food. And if anyone wants to say anything about raw animal food being contaminated, well, whatever brands were included in the contamination outbreak were processed and heated so high that anything contamination should have been destroyed… but it wasn’t.

llism-

Yes, you’re right. I did it the wrong way out of anger and getting upset. Still, I’ve been in situations before where I’ve stated a well-thought out opinion after having done years of research and been through my own personal battles with weight and illness and witnessed and read about countless other individual situations, all with a pretty common denominator. And even then, it seems to be something that people either don’t want to hear or don’t want to believe, so they either attack me or ridicule what I’m saying or just don’t listen at all. I’m used to it by now. But yes, you’re right.

So, I apologize to everyone for the way in which I presented my opinions, but I will continue to stand by them.

161 Carol Halsey 04.10.07 at 5:48 pm

Check out the Oregon Humane Society about “Goliath”, the very large cat that made headlines awhile back. They said that in spite of his size, he was only a little overweight, not obese (in a feline sort of way)!
My daughter has two black cats – brothers- one is slim and trim, the other looks like Buddy, and has the best purr in the world!

162 s. 04.10.07 at 5:49 pm

Perf-

I’ve read a lot on the diet, and I have yet to see any cases of pet deaths from it. If you can send me some links, I’d appreciate it.

I’m just backing up what has worked for me, and I think what could work for everyone, humans and pets. And that is getting as close as possible to the way we were all naturally designed to eat. We weren’t naturally designed to eat chemicals and all the other shit that’s put in our food and our pets’ food. If a person tries to do that or tries to do that for their pet, and contamination still exists, then it lies in the fault of mankind. Pesticides and growth hormones and antibiotics in farm animals. Purity is a rare thing to find these days.

163 newmoonpie 04.10.07 at 5:55 pm

Well, I wasn’t going to say anything, but as long as Theo brought it up, I think it’s HIGH TIME we all discussed a sorely overlooked topic: marshmallow rights…

(Oh, and my cats seem to be on the BARF diet themselves, but it’s usually the result of them gnawing the houseplants, or licking themselves… blehhhhhhh…)

164 s. 04.10.07 at 5:59 pm

People seem to be accusing me of not knowing anything about certain situations and just generalizing my opinions and being an ass. Well, to those of you who are doing the same thing in terms of the raw natural diet for pets, and to Perf, here’s some info that you might want to read:

http://www.workingdogs.com/vcbarf.htm

It discusses the pros and cons of it, and Dr. Billinghurst, the creater of the BARF diet, and a veterinary surgeon, by the way, gives a lot of information on it with scientific data to back it up.

165 Heather S. 04.10.07 at 6:06 pm

I’m sorry, I have to chime in here and say I to have a “fat cat” and she has been that way ever since she was spayed. She eats ONE can (the little palm sized peel top kind) ONE time a day.
Ok so that being said, basiclly my cat has had a hystorectomy… have you ever seen a woman with one? 9 times out of 10 their stomachs protrude. THEY aren’t fat, but they have a pooch. FOR THAT FACT, my cat has had a litter of kittens… have you ever seen a woman who has had more than one child??? Certainly you wouldn’t have the NERVE to say a woman who has had more than one child, whose body is stretched out, and no matter what diet she tries the skin is still stretched, and who has also had her uterus removed, that SHE is fat? HUH?
Point here folks is that you don’t know the whole story as to WHY this cat is bigger than YOU think he should be. You saying that his/her owner MUST be a bad pet owner, is the same as saying all jews are good with money or all mexicans are sleepy. *southpark pun intended* No people shouldn’t over feed their animals, yes they should get exercise but you don’t know that THIS cat gets overfed or under exercised so shut the hell up.

166 ebee 04.10.07 at 6:08 pm

YAAAAAWWWWNNNNN….

These Nuffers are making me tired. I’m going to take a nap. Will somebody let me know when the cookies and pudding are passed? Nite-nite.

z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z

167 musicchick2 04.10.07 at 6:08 pm

I haven’t read the other comments but it appears there’s another nuff war / commentroversy going on? Over THESE kitty photos? Please people….. gaze again at the floofilicious kitteh stradling the couch. My Pooh does the exact same thing and is about as “full-figured” as Buddy! heh heh

168 musicchick2 04.10.07 at 6:10 pm

Well, after looking at the photo again, I think Buddy wins in the heavyweight cat-egory. Sorry I ever doubted ya’ Bud!

169 s. 04.10.07 at 6:13 pm

Heather S.-

I agree, a hysterectomy can make a person (or an animal) gain weight. But I am personally not for hysterectomies in humans or animals unless you have a very particular situation where it is very necessary. When you have a hysterectomy, it completely throws your hormones off-balance and when that happens, especially with women (or female cats), it can make you gain weight. This happened to me when I had to be put on Prednisone – it did a lot of damange to my hormones and thyroid and I put on weight because of it. I never said that weight gain is purely the result of overfeeding your pet. But weight gain in pets is the result of some kind of human interference. Did you really NEED to spay your cat? Did she have a serious problem with her uterus, or did you just not want her to have anymore litters? Couldn’t you have just gotten any male cats neutered? It’s not as much of a dramatic thing with males.

170 DKN 04.10.07 at 6:14 pm

My mom did the BARF diet for our golden for a few months and he loved it. But it petered off…I’m not sure why she stopped it so I won’t comment on that. But anyway, yes, it’s totally legit and is pretty much the only way to guarantee that no artificial anything is getting into your pet’s food. It’s best to use free range meat.

Anyway, I just think that when it comes to looking at a site like this, jumping to a conclusion on an animal’s experience is always a mistake – I think that’s what Theo was getting at earlier.

171 pillow 04.10.07 at 6:15 pm

NUUUUUUUUU! My kitty beats it! He’s a “healthy” 17 pounds, and I still insist he’s not fat. He’s always been a friggin’ huge kitty.

He’s a cuddler too. Nothing beats being woken up at 2 in the morning cause your Fluffmonger Bowling Ball decided to take a nap on your chest. :p

172 Everbound Venvel 04.10.07 at 6:16 pm

THANK YOU, Heather S., owner of Buddy. As any one with common sense can figure out, pregnancy stretches the abdominal muscles out of their original shape. Add a hysterectomy, which involves cutting through the abdominal muscles, and it’s going to be hard to get that girlish figure back. Anyone who has had a hysterectomy or c-section should know this. Female cats almost always have floppy bellies after spaying. That said, these picture also involve foreshortening, and I think that Buddy is a very beautiful, content-looking cat. So please, no more gloom & doom.

173 pillow 04.10.07 at 6:17 pm

On a side note….LOOK AT THAT LIL’ DIPSTICK WHITE SPOT ON HIS TAIL! ROFFLE! I lurve it! <3

174 newmoonpie 04.10.07 at 6:19 pm

ebee – wait, there’s cookies?? and PUDDING?

175 DKN 04.10.07 at 6:21 pm

S. _ whoever – Yes you NEED to spay/neuter your cat. There is evidence that fixed cats and dogs live longer. Just like cats and dogs with good diets live longer. that being said – AGAIN – the issue here is that we should not assume anything about the situations the animals are in when they are posted on this site. Meg, surely, knows how to use discretion when it comes to submissions. Also – when it comes to humans getting hysterectomies as opposed to cats, you simply cannot compare the two.

176 pillow 04.10.07 at 6:25 pm

No pudding. Just Mochi.

(see how I did that thar?)

177 s. 04.10.07 at 6:25 pm

Oh, yeah, and Heather S.:

I have known women who have had more than one child and have had that protruding stomach, but I have also known women who have had more than one child and have had a completely flat stomach – some even after a few days following birth. Those women with the flat stomachs ate healthy natural diets, without chemicals and processed foods and milk.

178 newmoonpie 04.10.07 at 6:26 pm

Oh. Deal’s off if there’s no pudding.

179 mleiv 04.10.07 at 6:26 pm

I’ve just got to say that I love the way cats are put together. They are like giant pillowcases with four tiny paws at the corners. They can be stretched out like kites (like Buddy here) or curled up into impossibly tiny balls, or stretch up at huge length to peek over a counter.

I love all animals and snuggle every dog I meet, but the cats – oh the CATS! – they are just the most fabulous fluffy sacks of purr on the whole planet.

180 pillow 04.10.07 at 6:27 pm
181 s. 04.10.07 at 6:29 pm

DKN-

I would appreciate it if you would give me a link or some kind of resource to the evidence that fixed cats and dogs live longer. I’m not saying that I don’t believe you – I’d just like to see it backed up.

And yes, I think you can compare the two. No shit that humans and cats are different, but they are both mammals, and if the symptoms of having a hysterectomy are pretty much the same in both humans and cats, then why can’t it be compared? And by the way, don’t just tell me that – tell it to Heather S. who began the comparison in the first place.

Take any illness or condition – the symptoms are usually the same in humans and animals. So, I guess, given what you’re telling me, then it’s safe to say that if more women had hysterectomies and more men got snipped, we would all live longer? LOL.

182 pillow 04.10.07 at 6:29 pm

Aww, Moonie, why would ya need pudding? Ya already got pie!

183 estarla 04.10.07 at 6:30 pm

OH my goodness that is sooo funny. And cute, in his/her own way. ;)

184 Sharon 04.10.07 at 6:31 pm

That’s a really big cat… also beautiful! How much does he weight?

185 pillow 04.10.07 at 6:34 pm

S, humans are NOT cats. to compare the two is laughable.

Anyone who argues that cats should not be spayed is just…RAWR! Words can’t even describe!

Oh, by the way you want your proof, here’s your proof:

http://www.kittenrescue.org/spayneuter.htm

It doesn’t say they’re GUARANTEED to live longer, but it DOES reduce the chance of getting ovarian cancer, which has known to be a problem in female kitties, especially pure breeds. So THAR. Yarrr.

186 Teri 04.10.07 at 6:34 pm

Gee, then I guess we’ve been lied too all these years about getting out pets spayed/netured and therefore we are all being evil when we do it.

187 Perf 04.10.07 at 6:36 pm

I have also read a lot about BARF. Most of the pro-BARF things I have seen are individual testimonials…”my cat loved it,” “my dog looks great,” and so on. Now I’m all for that kind of thing. But there are also testimonials about the situations that don’t work out so well. And there are plenty of them, too.

But these are all anecdotes. We can string together anecdotes all day and not find out much that helps us make decisions. I mean, there are plenty of people who could testify that they’ve been using cocaine for years without it interfering with their lives…but that doesn’t make them good predictors of what cocaine addiction does to the average person, right?

I’m a social scientist, and I want evidence, not anecdotes. So I look for controlled studies, and this is what I find:

From the Journal of the American Veterinary Association:
http://www.avma.org/onlnews/javma/jan05/050115ww.asp

From the University of Guelph (In case you’re not Canadian — it’s a reliable source!) Veterinary School newsletter:
http://www.uoguelph.ca/News6-2/ANwsl6-2.pdf

From the journal Better Nutrition:
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_mOFKA/is_6_67/ai_n13788104

Yes, some meat is cleaner than other meat…and you’re right that the worst meat of all (are tumors “meat”?) go into most commercial pet food. But one study I read (sorry, I couldn’t find it online quickly…I’ll keep looking) found that 8 of 10 samples from raw meat diets contained Salmonella. I’ve also seen reports of E. coli, as you’ll see in the links above.

Some people may have success with BARF. Some people also have great success with regular commercial diets. But the risks of BARF are too high for me to trust my beloved kitties with deadly diseases. BARF is contaminated to the same degree as traditional foods, it’s just contaminated with different things. My cats eat meat that may have hideous hormones. BARF kitties eat meat that may have live parasites, and bones that may rip their intestines.

I’ve seen cats live healthily to nearly 20 on high-quality conventional food, and that’s the way I’m betting.

By the way, if you want testimonials about dogs dying from BARF, I’m pretty sure you can find one at
http://www.secondchanceranch.org/training/raw_meat/index.html
but I haven’t checked that link for sure.

188 Simonsmom 04.10.07 at 6:38 pm

I’m a long-time lurker and first-time commenter — just finally couldn’t help myself. I love Buddy — he reminds me so much of Simon, my tuxedo kitty. He weighs 27 pounds and is diabetic and he was that way when came to live with me. I took him off the tuna and he eats weight maintenance dry cat food along with my other four cats. But like a lot of big guys, he has a heart of gold. He’s just big ole Uncle Simon to all the other smaller cats, and he spends lots of time cuddling and licking them. They like to lie around kneading each other and purring. To get him to lose more weight, I’d have to lock him away from all the others. What kind of life would that be? Maybe he won’t live as long as most kitties, but he’s happy. He’s a great cat and we have a happy household. So yes, I’m sad about Simon’s health, but ya know, we’re doing the best we can.

189 my cat is a sphere 04.10.07 at 6:38 pm

We have a really fat kitty, everything we have tried to unfat her doesn’t work.
Before we got her she was actually found by the humane society, starving to death because her little old lady owner had died. Even now, after years of plumpitude, if the food (yes, diet food) bowl is even half empty she freaks out and sits next to it and stares at it until we put food in. Or, if its actually empty she’ll start barfing up spit, as though she hasn’t eaten in so long that she has stomach acid (even though her last meal might have been 2 hours ago).
I do worry for her health, but food is her life, and I’m not going to make her miserable just so she can lose weight. We have tried food restriction and it just makes her terribly chronically anxious and unhappy.
Every creature is unique, and sometimes you just have to do the best you can to give them a happy life. Things can’t always be perfect. I’m sure anyone who posts or reads this site loves their creatures as much as I do. We all just do our best.
Ironically our other non-fat kitteh is the one with diabetes…

190 newmoonpie 04.10.07 at 6:39 pm

1. So Bob Barker really IS the antichrist… “Spay and neuter your pets! BWA-HA-HAAAaaaaaaaaa!”

2. Show me the rule that says I can’t have pudding AND pie… I want proof! (Totally unintentional pun, thar, with proof being in the pudding, and all.)

3. Dude. It is SO naptime. For everyone.

191 pillow 04.10.07 at 6:39 pm

I’m very happy. ^-^ In CA, there’s a bill in Sacramento that would make it mandatory to spay and neuter all pets before they hit 6 months old, with exceptions to specific screened cat breeders, I think. The law would apply to anyone who owned a cat, if you let it romp around outside unneutered (dunno how on earth the authorities would kep track), you can get fined. I think this is a spectacular idea.

192 Simonsmom 04.10.07 at 6:40 pm

And p.s. — I truly love Cute Overload — you’re exactly the right antidote for the too-serious world these days! Keep it up!

193 s. 04.10.07 at 6:43 pm

When I said proof, I meant like scientific data. Thanks.

And it’s not laughable to compare the basic body parts and functions of mammals or all animals. There are a lot of things that are different, but when it comes to what I was talking about – hysterectomies – they can be looked at as similar. It’s still a uterus and a reproductive system, human or animal. And by the way, the reproductive system is the very thing that links all mammals – so if you’re going to compare something, that’s the thing to compare. So, THAR.

And, actually, Teri, yes, we probably have been lied to. We’ve been lied to by a lot of things. Take for example, the pet food that was supposedly safe has now had contamination. And the government used to lie to us that tobacco wasn’t harmful, when they knew damned well that it was. We’ve been lied to about medicines and the whole medical industry and charities and foundations really using our money for a good purpose. You’re not evil, but you are naive if you think that you haven’t been lied to.

194 pillow 04.10.07 at 6:43 pm

HI MOM!

195 DKN 04.10.07 at 6:43 pm
196 Perf 04.10.07 at 6:44 pm

A couple of those links I posted aren’t working, even though I checked the sites just before posting. Sorry. I’m looking into it now…

197 DKN 04.10.07 at 6:45 pm

And S. – don’t try and tell me that the humane society et al doesn’t have scientific evidence to back themselves up.

198 s. 04.10.07 at 6:47 pm

Thanks, Perf, I’ll take a look at those.

I don’t deny that it probably didn’t work out so well for some pets. All pets are different, just as all humans are different. I’m guessing that most of the cause of the ones that didn’t work out was due to buying poor quality meats for their pets. I’m all for a raw vegan diet for humans, but of course it’s not all for humans, and it can vary from different percentages. And some people don’t understand that it’s better to get organic stuff than non-organic, or even if they do understand, they still get non-organic and they wonder why they’re still feeling shitty to a certain degree. So I do get it.

Thanks again for the links – glad somebody is actually providing backup to their statements.

199 BunFF 04.10.07 at 6:48 pm

***rolls eyes***

Even before i opened this, i could feel the heat of the “overweight/abused cat” nuffs…

Shoooo! Go Way!!!

He’s a beautiful contented puttin’ tat!

(Theo, belated congrats on the bebbies!!!)

200 newmoonpie 04.10.07 at 6:49 pm

Simonsmom: I have to say – and this is NOT a judgment – 27 lbs is danged impressive. He must be impossible to pick up. :) And good for you, for taking care of a special needs kitteh.

And “mycatisasphere” is the funniest name I’ve heard in the past few minutes. Just sayin’.

It absolutely sucks to think about the life animals have before they get rescued, what with the starving and abuse and abandonment.

(And to pre-empt the Nuffs, if you’re thinking about commenting on the CRUELLE MIStreatment of animals AHHFter they get rescued, by people who OHHBviously cram food down their pets’ throats using pogo sticks and funnels, just shh. Right there. Shh. Really now.)

201 Sara 04.10.07 at 6:49 pm

Buddy is adorable, he looks quite comfy and floofy!
His peoples have great attention to detail as well, not one bit of stray fluff on that couch, that is admirable!

My kitty Cleo has a bit of pudge during the summer when she slims down for chipmunk season. It’s pretty funny to watch her waddle as she’s going out to her hunting grounds :)

There’s nothin wrong with a big kitty, except when you hafta pull them out of places they don’t belong, teehee :)

202 s. 04.10.07 at 6:49 pm

Thanks too, DKN. Never said the humane society didn’t have scientific evidence. Just that one kittenrescue link didn’t really seem to be too scientific.

203 Perf 04.10.07 at 6:49 pm
204 s. 04.10.07 at 6:51 pm

newmoonpie-

You’re exaggerating a bit, I already stated that I never said overweight cats are the result of cramming food down your pets’ throats with pogo sticks, etc. Go back up and read before making your silly comments.

And I apparently I’m the only “Nuff” here.

205 Perf 04.10.07 at 6:53 pm

And here’s the right URL for the Guelph newsletter. The relevant article (on weak bones in puppies) is on p. 23.

http://ahl.uoguelph.ca/News6-2/ANwsl6-2.pdf

206 pillow 04.10.07 at 6:56 pm

CuteOverload needs an Ignore function, imo x_x

207 newmoonpie 04.10.07 at 6:56 pm

s: No, I’m exaggerating a LOT. I do that. Attempting a bit of levity. Clearly, it’s working. (Not.)

And I don’t recall reading anything about pogo sticks at all, by you, or anyone. I was just throwing it out there.

You’re the only “nuff” who stuck around to actually discuss anything… there were a few earlier who just nuffed and ran.

208 s. 04.10.07 at 6:58 pm

Thank you, Perf. Still reading those, but I just wanted to add also that a lot of people using that diet for their pets buy regular raw meat like they would by for themselves to cook. Usually this is just muscle meat with some fat. Carnivorous animals in nature like cats and dogs usually tend to go for the organs first, and don’t really eat much of the muscle tissue or other parts that could be contaminated. People make this honest mistake, which could be where some of the problems come from on the BARF diet.

209 s. 04.10.07 at 7:00 pm

newmoonpie-

I understand, and it did work. Thanks for your levity.

And thanks for the compliments. I’m not much of a runner.

210 layla42 04.10.07 at 7:06 pm

Crimony!
I had a feeling with the floofy-butt kitty there would be the “oh noes! fat cats bad! fat cats unhealthy!” crew.
But wow.

I’d go grab some popcorn and a beer to read the controversy a little closer, but it sounds like it’s getting a tad hostile. Or at least a little snotty.
Neither of which are cute.

211 newmoonpie 04.10.07 at 7:06 pm

Nothing wrong with debate. A lot of interesting links are coming out of this thread, and there’s nothing saying anybody has to agree with any/all of it. (Is there? Crap. I don’t think I signed anything.)

212 Sneezy 04.10.07 at 7:08 pm

Uhhh…I don’t get it. When cats (or any animal, for that matter) lay like this, all their stuffings get pushed out to the sides, making them look chubbsier than they are…

I didn’t look at this cat and gasp because he’s an overweight cat, I laughed at the redonkulousness of his posture and how he looks so completely comfterbuls.

I think the cat may have a little extra meat on his bones. But I don’t think he’s unhealthily so, nor do I think people need to be punished for letting their pets eat well.

And that’s my non-vetrinarianly-trained opinion.

213 pillow 04.10.07 at 7:11 pm

I tend to feed my babies a VERY large assortment of foods, one of which is a weekly “treat” of raw meat, but this is more so they can get the pure protein and get a taste for meat, something they were born to do. I also buy them wet food, which already incorporates the organs of an animal (anything that mentins “meal” such as chicken meal, will already have organs in it). They seem to prefer their dry food over it, but they get their wet meals about three to four times a week to keep up their health. Also, on occasion when it’s available I will request a liver or gizzard from the meat section of the supermarket to cook up for the bebbes. Every time I cook up some raw poultry, guess who gets the giblets? :p No wonder I’ve got such rotund kitties. :p Actually the orange one’s fine, but Mochi is…well, he’s aptly named. He’s very round, very squishy, and very very sweet. ^-^

214 simonsmom 04.10.07 at 7:13 pm

Thanks, Newmoonpie. Yes, Simon is hard to pick up. Once in awhile his little lovin’ heart just overflows and in an excess of affection, he suddenly jumps up on me, pins me down, and, purring madly, washes my face. There’s not much I can do about it (if I would want to). He’s the boss around here. So, here’s to sweet-tempered, big-lovin’ big boy cats everywhere!

215 Jenn Jordan 04.10.07 at 7:15 pm

I have a kitten named Simon too, simonsmom! He turns one next month.

216 pillow 04.10.07 at 7:15 pm

AWWWW! He sounds like the perfect loving kitty! You’re very blessed to have your Simon. ^-^

(getting back in track) I think Buddy should be nominated for Cat Of The Month on SO!

217 fifi 04.10.07 at 7:15 pm

omigoodnes…i feel kinda bad for the pet owner–I mean, I’d die of joy if my pet got on co, and then to have the comments turn on the evils of my pet abuse and then about how people are fat slobs becuase of eating chemicals and god knows what else!

so I feel the need to say–this was one cute cat. And you can be cute even if you have ‘issues’!

and thanks to everyone’s thoughts on the tummy drag…I’m proud of my kitty losin’ weight, and you are probably right that it’s partly from other stuff that she drags. She had kittens and then was spayed all before I got her, so I guess her bod’s just showing what it went through.
She’s beautiful even if she’s swingin’ low

218 pyrit 04.10.07 at 7:20 pm

When Buddy here, lays around the house, … he LAYS AROUND the house. Don’t forget it.
When Buddy purrs…it’s surround sound. Talkin’ Richter scale.
Buddy is twice the cat I’ll ever be. Go, Buddy.

219 newmoonpie 04.10.07 at 7:21 pm

Simonsmom: Snorgle that floofyboy for me! It sounds like he won’t mind. :)

Pillow: OHHHHH. Duh. Mochi is your KITTEHHHHHH. I am so slow on the uptake. (I’m all like, “wait, no pudding, but I can have a mocha instead? Well, I do like mochas… wait, what…?)

/duh

220 llism 04.10.07 at 7:26 pm

S,

“Carnivorous animals in nature like cats and dogs usually tend to go for the organs first, and don’t really eat much of the muscle tissue or other parts that could be contaminated.”

Sorry–you’re mistaken. Carinvores eat the whole mess: Meat, cartilage, fur/feathers, skin/hide, fats, marrow, blood, etc. They may eat the “good parts” first, but will usually come back for the other stuff later. Any bone splinters that are eaten, and not digested, become wrapped in the fur/hide of the prey animal and are passed through the digestive system. That’s why the BARF diet is so bad–the bone is ground up, but there isn’t that natural (albeit icky) protective barrier of fur/hide to coat it and protect the animal’s gut from getting perforated. These “packets” are either passed in scat, or, as in the case of owls, regurgiated.

221 Cathryn Bauer 04.10.07 at 7:26 pm

One of the many mysteries about cats is how they can be balanced on a relatively narrow space and yet look so comfortably that it’s like they’ve melted into it.

I want to cuddle Buddy! I want to scratch him between his ears! He looks like such a love.

222 pillow 04.10.07 at 7:28 pm

:p Them’s mah Mochers!

223 DumBunny 04.10.07 at 7:28 pm

Having had a hysterectomy, (because of cancer, unless you thing that wasn’t a good enough reason), and 3 additional adominal surgeries, I can tell you it has nothing to do with my weight. I eat to much and don’t get enough excersize.

Having said that, it is also because I come from a family of heavy people. Except for 1 of my 4 siblings, we are all overweight. That is why it is hard for me to take and keep the weight off. As far as having kids, I’ve had 4, I have a freind who I haven’t seen in years who had 9 kids the last time I saw her, and she was as skinny as a rail, almost an unhealth skinny. In humans, geines do make a BIG difference.

Now, as to our pets, the same can be true, litter mates raised in the same home one will be plump, and one slim, one will be a lay-about, the other bounce off the walls, age and gender also make a difference. I little extra weight is not going to hurt the average animal. (I was raised on a farm and do know something about which I speak.) We had an old Moma cat called Brownnose, and she was our barn mouser, and cought her own food, she was a BIG cat and would have made Buddy look tiny. She was 18lbs, and not an ounce of it was fat. So, I have to say, know the animal before making harsh statements.

On the other side, it is not good for any creator to be obece. And as animal owners we need to watch our animals health. But I would still rather see a Fat Cat with a good home then a skinny stray.

And as to your comment about fat people not being happy, I am 5′6″ tall and 230lbs, and I am happier in my life now then I ever was at the 135lbs I carried in my youth.

224 Helene 04.10.07 at 7:35 pm

AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH! Where are the new posts for today???? Theo!!! Post something!

225 ceejoe 04.10.07 at 7:37 pm

lol, I’m with Helene…
Theo! Save us!!!!
pleeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz

226 llism 04.10.07 at 7:38 pm
227 Helene 04.10.07 at 7:40 pm

Theo, your pick… I’ve been waiting for ever for my big break on The CO.

http://www.ratemykitten.com/pictures/helene23/

228 Melis 04.10.07 at 7:40 pm

Okay, #1: I am a (former) vet tech. Buddy is just fine.

#2: On the fat debate: like humans, cats are individuals, and the effect of fat on their bodies is different with regard to their health. I won’t debate what fat is or isn’t, but I will say this: *lack* of fat is no proof against any particular health problem.

#3: I consider the Nuffy comments to be hate language, and therefore *wildly* inappropriate for this forum.

#4: I think my beloved Inigo beat out Buddy for the big-belly championship, but I’ll let y’all decide for yourselves:

http://members.cox.net/mdase/photos/Melis%20&%20Inigo4.jpg

Somebody pass the puddin’!
M.

229 Melissa L. 04.10.07 at 7:42 pm

Adorable kitteh, who I feel an uncontrollable urge to snorgle!

But man, I hate self-righteous people. Especially self-righteous people who take their personal experiences to be universal.

230 Heather S. 04.10.07 at 7:45 pm

I agree! We need something else to take everyones minds away from this.
That reminds me of the pictures of the bunnies with something on their heads… saying something like “You’re a tard, now here’s a bunny with a pancake on it’s head”

231 Pheas 04.10.07 at 7:49 pm

>>I’ve just got to say that I love the way cats are put together. They are like giant pillowcases with four tiny paws at the corners. They can be stretched out like kites (like Buddy here) or curled up into impossibly tiny balls, or stretch up at huge length to peek over a counter.

>>I love all animals and snuggle every dog I meet, but the cats – oh the CATS! – they are just the most fabulous fluffy sacks of purr on the whole planet.

mleiv — that was just wonderful!

For the folks who talked about having one skinny cat and one fat cat, here’s something that worked in our household. At feeding time, Skinny Cat would go in the bathroom and be shut in to eat in peace without Fat Cat horning in on his dinner. Then Fat Cat’s portion could be controlled separately. After an hour or so, Skinny Cat could come out, and any leftovers could be put away. For cats used to free-feeding, that could spark some riots, but if there’s a concern for Fat Cat’s health, it’s an approach they might be persuaded to accept (just make sure they don’t know how to order pizza online).

232 Cyclo Kitty 04.10.07 at 7:50 pm

I love Buddy and his buddylicious couch poses! My cat Tiger was a big big cat – he weighed in at 16 lbs, stretched himself up on his bag legs and easilyb reached up past my waist. When he splashed himself on the top of the sofa he totally spilled over the sides. All Maine Coon, all gorgeous, all delightfully dim! The vet said he was a big breed and was in perfect health. He did have a wide fluffy belly, but apparently fixed cats have a tendency to sag a bit in the gut-teral area. Anyhoo, Tiggy was a sweet tempered and fun and goofy pal! He passed away a couple of years ago and our family misses him loads.

233 Helene 04.10.07 at 7:52 pm

*beep beep beep* (sound of a truck backing up coming to take Buddy away and make room for one of Helene’s kitties)

234 you guys r silly 04.10.07 at 7:54 pm

I hope I don’t regret putting my 2 cents in here.
One more good reason to spay:
s. :
Have you ever lived with a female cat when she’s in heat???
Try it sometime.
It ain’t pretty…(for the humans OR the cat…)

235 cokane 04.10.07 at 7:58 pm

This perching must be another calico quirk. My fat calico perches on the corner edge of the futon mattress. It looks precarious, but she’ll stay there for ages. Wierdo.

236 llism 04.10.07 at 8:00 pm

Melissa L,

“But man, I hate self-righteous people. Especially self-righteous people who take their personal experiences to be universal.”

THANK YOU. This is what I’ve been arguing against all day, but it’s akin to trying to have an intelligent discussion about sin with a fundamentalist Christian.

‘Nough of the nuffs. On to Teh Qte!

237 jess e. 04.10.07 at 8:00 pm

I have to throw in my 2 cents to the anonymous troll…
Your comparison of women getting hysterectomies and cats being spayed has another fatal flaw – cats are supposed to be spayed before sexual maturity, which means their ovaries etc. haven’t fully developed, making the surgery much less significant and quicker-healing.

Also, I had a sweet fat kitty who died of liver disease before she could get diabetes. So there. She used to sit under the bird-feeder like a giant furry rock until some silly little bird would land on the ground near her and then GLOMPH! Dinner for fatty. Good hunters, them fatties…
:)
I heart Buddy. Stay fat my friend!

238 s. 04.10.07 at 8:08 pm

So much that was said while I was gone. Well, I’m getting pretty tired of this too, but I will respond to a few final riduculous things that I think need to be responded to.

llism-

Where did you read this stuff about carnivorous animals? To my knowledge, carnivorous animals like cats and dogs go for the organ meats, while most of the other stuff that’s left is what vultures and other scavengers feed on.

DumBunny-

I will re-state that genetics has little to do with weight. Usually the reason why fat people seem to come from fat families is because the parents feed the same fattening things to their children that they eat themselves. It’s more of a food chain reaction than it is genetics. Also, if you were truly happy with your weight, you wouldn’t be putting your energy into commenting about all of this. That shows that you are focused on your weight. I’ve been focused on my weight for some time, and I know what a struggle it is, but I’m finally losing it and getting it back to normal. That doesn’t make me RIGHTEOUS, it just makes me a human being who knows what pain is. And I know that when I see the same problems elsewhere, in humans or animals, it’s nothing to be happy about.

Melis-

Congrats on your “vet tech” status – why weren’t you a real vet? Hell, who cares? Even if you were a real vet, you’d still probably be saying those kinds of ridiculous things. Animal or human, it is fact that excess weight causes all kinds of problems – cardiovascular problems, joint problems, breathing problems, inflammation, risk of heart attack, diabetes, etc., just to name a few. These are all obesity-related diseases, that can occur even in someone who isn’t overweight, but being overweight makes it that much more complicated and can lead to these problems at a more serious and accelerated rate than in someone who would otherwise be fit and healthy.

Again, I’m not a vet or a doctor or certified in any way with anything to do with health, but I have knowledge and resources and have done extensive research, as well as have had firsthand experience. Still, these are just my opinions and I get that no one will be agreeing with them any time soon.

So, thanks, and sorry again for the harshness, everyone.

239 s. 04.10.07 at 8:14 pm

By the way, llism, that last link you posted is talking about BIRDS, not cats or dogs.

And I try not to trust too much of what’s on wikipedia, as it can be written by anyone.

240 oaklandcat 04.10.07 at 8:20 pm

S-
or whatever name you are using now…you “choose to look to the light instead of the dark”???? I so beg to differ. You looked at these cute pix and chose to pick the darkest, most negative aspect and start RANTING about it.
I’m not perfect either. I have physical shortcomings and potential health problems. Does that mean I’m not allowed to be cute? I think not. Cats with health problems are cute too, and are still squee-worthy. If he’s on his deathbed from his dangerous weight problem, all the more reason to appreciate him while he’s still around…

p.s. Veganism is not the way humans are “naturally” supposed to eat, either.

241 AmyH 04.10.07 at 8:28 pm

*skipping all the commentroversy, have WAY more important things to get worked up about*

These pics are fantastic! What a precious pile o’ floof. He looks so comfortable and happy! What a loved kitty.

242 llism 04.10.07 at 8:32 pm

S,

The pellet factor with predatory birds and the scat factor with larger predatory animals (felines and canines) functions the same way–the bones that are ingested are wrapped in hair so they don’t damage the critter’s digestive tract.

This is an excellent resource for BARF diet issues:

http://www.dogpeople.org/BARF%20Myth.htm

Another link to owl pellets, if you’re interested:

http://www.carolina.com/owls/guide/pellets.asp

243 s. 04.10.07 at 8:32 pm

oaklandcat-

My name has been s. for quite some time now, thanks.

And yes, you’re right to some extent, it was pretty dark of me to just start ranting angrily. But if you’ll read all of the comments I’ve made up there, I’ve already admitted to my mistakes. I get that it was wrong to do it that way, alright? But I never attacked the CAT for being overweight. I was angry at owners who let their pets get that way. I am all for animals, of any shape or size, healthy or not healthy. I sympathize with ones that aren’t and support anyone who really supports the health of animals.

And don’t even get me started on your bullshit about how veganism is wrong, especially if all you’re going to do is just make that one statement and then not back it up with any reasoning. I’ve heard this already, so much, that it’s just not even worth it to fight back, but, in anticipation of your reasoning, I’ll go ahead and put mine out there:

I believe veganism is the natural way humans are supposed to eat because:

1. Humans do not have carnivorous teeth – not like other carnivorous animals such as cats and dogs. Our couple of teeth that are slightly pointy were, in my opinion, designed to crack nuts and things like that, primordially.

2. I don’t want to get into the whole Darwin thing, but there is only about a 2% difference in our DNA and the DNA of monkeys. Monkeys are vegans.

3. I believe that anything that appears to be unhealthy to the human body is not naturally designed for the human body, i.e. meat – frequent and excessive consumption of meat can cause constipation, cardiovascular problems, high blood pressure, body odor, etc.

4. No other animal in nature continues to drink milk after they are weaned in infancy. No other infant animal in nature drinks the milk of a different species unless it is orphaned and has to in order to survive. Humans who think it’s okay to drink cows’ milk do not realize that the milk of a cow is genetically designed (yes, GENETICALLY designed – all those people who are so conerned with genetics) – for an animal who gets to be about 2000 lbs. It is designed for a calf who grows very fast, at a much faster rate than humans.

So, all of the increasing problems with illness of pretty much every kind can in some way be blamed on diet. When you cut out what isn’t naturally designed for the human body, the human body functions the way it’s supposed to.

244 Teri 04.10.07 at 8:37 pm

I guess our Hunter Gatherer ancestors were right up the creek in trouble with their diet’s MEAT portion.

Humans are omnivores (sp?). This means we obtain nutrients from both animal and vegetable sources and yes, we can, if we make the choice, abstain from meat and animal products without undue effect on our health. This does not mean that Veganism is our natural state. I’ll go with what archeology has told me about the diet of our collective ancestors thanks ever so much.

245 s. 04.10.07 at 8:38 pm

oaklandcat-

And one important thing I forgot to mention that most anti-vegan/vegetarian people seem to bring up is the issue of protein. Vegans can get a perfectly healthy amount of protein from nuts and grains, and it’s actually healthier to get protein from vegetable sources than animal sources. Protein from animal sources clogs the digestive tract and can cause gout. And as for vitamin B12 or anything else that people mistakenly think only comes from meat – how do you think the cow got B12? Cows are vegan animals. Then anti-vegan people are going to tell me that I have to eat some beef or something to get B12. How do you think the cow got it?

So just don’t even waste your time trying to babble on about your bullshit. I’ve studied nutrition and specifically veganism for almost 10 years. I’ve looked at both sides of the issue. All you have is your side.

246 Maw 04.10.07 at 8:38 pm

To S.:

RE: “Monkeys are vegans.”

If by monkeys you include apes then you are incorrect:

http://www.psgb.org/BookReviews/TheHuntingApes1999.html

Chimpanzees hunt smaller monkeys for meat. And since we’re technically apes as well, that makes at least 2 ape species carnivores.

247 W 04.10.07 at 8:38 pm

As an owner of two 15 year old maine coon cats, I’ll take a fat cat over a dead cat any day.

We have had all sorts of medical tribulations. Both started around a very healthy 16 lbs. Both have been treated for congenital heart murmurs typical of coons (one is on atenolol for the rest of his life). The other developed a thyroid tumor, but we can’t remove it per the doctor, so he is on tapazole the rest of his life. He lost lots of weight, down to 11 lbs.

His brother developed serious diarrhea which our vets had a horrible time diagnosing. After nearly 8 months of B-vitamin shots (I hope I never have to give another one), thousands of dollars of tests, and no less than 12 different foods we discovered he was allergic to grains. A couple bouts of cystis later and he is around 10 lbs.

After changing their food to Innova Evo the thyroid kitty has ballooned to over 18lbs and looks like a puffball with all his bloody hair. He is really a chunky little monkey now, but I wish I could put any sort of weight on the other cat.

They are both happy and very active, and they look and act like kittens still… big coon kittens that is! I’m thankful for any additional days I can have with them.

SHAME on those of you who pass judgment on ANY image without knowing the story. I’ve worked up the costs on my two cats – we could have had new matching BMWs instead of healthy geriatric kitties. Those who judge owners or cats by their weight are no better than the same awful people who “recycle” their animals when they are no longer kittens, puppies, or bunnies.

Buddy is a cow-colored cutie! He looks content though unwilling to leave a favorite spot under ANY circumstances… I would not dare!

248 s. 04.10.07 at 8:40 pm

Teri-

That’s fine. I never said people were wrong or would be condemned if they didn’t switch over to a vegan diet. I’m just saying what works for me, and I am ready to defend myself against people like oaklandcat who want to attack me without providing backup.

249 AmyH 04.10.07 at 8:41 pm

Veganism is a political term – you make a choice to be a vegan.

Animals don’t have an agenda. They are herbivores (plant eaters only), carnivores (primarily meat eaters) and omnivores (both plant and meat).

I don’t care what people choose to eat, but at the very least know the terminology you are throwing around.

250 Teri 04.10.07 at 8:42 pm

You made reference to it being the human being’s natural diet. To which I disagree, based on archological findings connected with our early ancestors, who subsisted on a meat and vegetable diet.

251 s. 04.10.07 at 8:43 pm

One more thing – why the hell do people automatically think that anyone who thinks that overweight animals are unhealthy must automatically be an advocate for skinny shriveled starving or dead animals? WTF? Same thing with people. If you try to lose weight or don’t want to be fat and don’t advocate fat acceptance, then it must automatically mean that you are all pro-anorexia and all that. There is a middleground, people. It’s called health.

252 s. 04.10.07 at 8:46 pm

AmyH-

It’s more than just a political term for me, and my choice was not at all for political reasons. It was for health reasons. Thanks.

Teri-

By saying that it’s the natural human diet, I did not mean to imply that it had to work for everyone. It works for me, and I am the human being that I watch out for the most. People can live perfectly fine on a balanced diet of healthy lean meat and vegetables. Just stating what works for me.

253 oaklandcat 04.10.07 at 8:47 pm

S-
hmmm…”babble on about my bullshit”…. that would be you, sweetie.

My mistake for feeding the nuff.

254 ceejoe 04.10.07 at 8:48 pm

Ok, everybody get with me on this… Everybody *stop* talking to her!
Let’s just talk about how cute Buddy is, and Helene’s and Melis’s kittehs…
Cute! Cute! We’re here for Cute!

255 pillow 04.10.07 at 8:49 pm

Get off the flaming s. or GTFO *does the happy happy cuty fluffeh kitteh dance*

256 Teri 04.10.07 at 8:50 pm

Then change the term you used in describing it. You have chosen a Vegan diet, not the natural diet of a human being.

By calling a vegan diet the human’s natural diet, you are implying that eating meat is a relatively new aspect of our diet. This is false. What is relatively new to our diet is preservatives, growth hormone, pesticides and other chemicals put in our food by manufacturers.

Therefore a ‘natural’ diet for a human would be organic meat and vegetables. (being that these foods are minus, for the most part, the aforementioned chemicals)

Veganism is a diet of choice, either for health, religious or personal beliefs.

257 Jaye 04.10.07 at 8:52 pm

My father has many cats, all of them strays that he’s taken in and loved with all his heart. They are all fat. But I would *never* presume to say that he is a bad pet owner or that he’s shortened their lifespans.

Wthout his love and care, frankly,l most of those cats probably would’ve been dead long ago, of starvation, predation, or harsh northern Minnesota winters.

These animals were abandoned and unloved. In several cases they were feral cats that nobody else on earth would’ve had his endless patience to tame. Far from judging him for their obesity, I admire him for unconditionally loving creatures that other human beings had discarded like garbage.

Buddy is *adorable*, and obviously a lucky, much loved kitty.

258 s. 04.10.07 at 8:52 pm

oaklandcat-

You’re just pissed because you have nothing to say to back up your comment.

ceejoe-

Thank you. I would like to stop talking now as well. I’ve put way too much energy into this when I just wanted to make one simple comment – one that I do admit I should have been nicer about. Never meant to attack anyone about anything or bring my personal life into it to get more people riled up. I will stop now. I’ll be cute now.

.

259 AuntieMame 04.10.07 at 8:53 pm

I’ve been checking in every 30 minutes or so, and the post count on this thread keeps rising and rising. This must be how Noah felt when the flood waters kept on rising. I’m torn whether I should keep watching, in morbid fascination, or run for high ground.

I would add my 2¢ to the discussion, but there’s no point beating a dead horse.

I will only request, please, that people refrain from bashing anyone–Americans, Christians, whomever. I’ve met a lot of both (I AM both, as a matter of fact) and we aren’t all anything, any more than all fat cat owners are anything.

*Goes back to look at kitty slouching on the couch.* I hope the kitties I’m sitting for next week haven’t put on a lot of weight, ‘cos they’re both lapcats. Not that a couple of 8# cats matter when the two German Shorthaired Pointers decide they want to climb up, too…

260 Maw 04.10.07 at 8:56 pm

“By saying that it’s the natural human diet, I did not mean to imply that it had to work for everyone.”

By saying that a vegan diet is the natural human diet, which is highly doubtful in and of itself, you are saying that all other diets are not natural, or at least developed un-naturally, however that’s supposed to work. Since you further link good health to having a natural diet, viz “3. I believe that anything that appears to be unhealthy to the human body is not naturally designed for the human body…”, it goes to assume that we shouldn’t be eating a non-vegan diet if we want to stay healthy.

Just saying, that’s what the vox populi would hear in your posts…

In any event, cute kitty!

261 llism 04.10.07 at 8:56 pm

ceejoe,

Yes–Buddy is cute as hell, and I LOVE his racing stripes.

These are my boys, Monkey and Pickle (who, coincidentally, are a bit smaller since they’ve been switched to weight control food :-) :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/christyc/282933826/

The regal Monkey:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/christyc/282924347/

And then there’s Tank:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/christyc/282933832/

And Maggie:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/christyc/282935606/

I adore my kids! :-)

262 s. 04.10.07 at 8:57 pm

LAST COMMENT BY ME

Teri-

Okay, you’re right. I don’t even like calling myself a vegan because I know the kind of reaction so many people have to it. So, it won’t be mentioned anymore. And a diet of organic meat and vegetables is a lot better than a diet of preservatives and growth hormones and all of that.

Jaye-

Again, I never judged the cat. I love animals, regardless of their conditions. It’s just that I care as much if not more about how they might feel as how cute they look.

Okay, so, I REALLY AM DONE THIS TIME! My apologies to everyone that I offended or hurt – I am sincerely sorry…

263 you guys r silly 04.10.07 at 8:58 pm

I’m with you, ceejoe!

264 AmyH 04.10.07 at 8:59 pm

s. – I do hope that works for you. We all have to take responsibility for our health.

My overlying point was misidentification. Some people might consider it semantics, but it drives me batty to hear people use ‘vegetarian’ or ‘vegan’ when it comes to animals. Those terms are about choices, not about biology. Animals are not vegetarians, they are herbivores (or carnivores or omnivores). That was all. I’m a word nerd and I was raised by a herd of large, milk-producing ruminants.
*backs out of room slowly*

265 Connie 04.10.07 at 9:00 pm

Throw my tux cat Sam into the contest! 20.2 pounds at his last vet visit. The male vet (with large hands) was unable to get his hand around Sam’s skull to open his mouth. He said he’d never seen a cat with such a large head! I’m not sure if that’s a compliment….Anyway, yes, Sam is overweight, but he is a hefty boy to begin with.

266 AmyH 04.10.07 at 9:02 pm

Hey ceejoe – didn’t see your post ’till too late.

How about that hockey team? Go Green!

267 oaklandcat 04.10.07 at 9:03 pm

S-
peace and love! Lots of other folks backed me up. I didn’t provide evidence because this is a comment on a blog, for heaven’s sake. Your relentlessly negative comments just got to me after a while. Lighten up! Cute, fat, cat. Great owner.
Go grind your axes somewhere else.

268 Just Sayin 04.10.07 at 9:04 pm

ceejoe…

is this like high school when you mad at someone, everyone had to be mad at them? Pass…i grew up.

269 s. 04.10.07 at 9:05 pm

Okay, one more comment and then I’m done:

Since when am I a she? I thought I was a he earlier? I mean, I am a she, but when I first started commenting I think somebody referred to me as a he, probably because I seemed to be smart and well-read, right? And now all of a sudden I’m a she, probably because I said that I was a vegan? Come on people, break the molds.

AmyH-

Yes, I get what you’re saying now. I didn’t really see much a difference between the terminology before – I was just trying to state it in terms of diet, not of political choice. But yes, I get it.

270 pillow 04.10.07 at 9:07 pm

AMY’S BACK!!!! *glomp-nuzzlenuzzle*

271 s. 04.10.07 at 9:10 pm

oaklandcat-

I get that, way too much negative comments from me, way too much energy poured into this. I’m sorry. I am going now. I have no axes to grind.

salut, everyone… for real this time.

/\ /\
=^.^=

272 AuntieMame 04.10.07 at 9:12 pm

“I think somebody referred to me as a he, probably because I seemed to be smart and well-read, right?”

“And now all of a sudden I’m a she, probably because I said that I was a vegan?”

Where did anyone imply anything of the sort???

Sounds to me like we’re not the ones with molds that need to be broken…

273 AmyH 04.10.07 at 9:14 pm

I am FEELING the love! Thanks, Pillow! I haven’t been around these parts lately, but do check in from time to time.

And considering this pile o’ floof looks like my big, fat and happy (and healthy) old Elvis, I thought I’d see what everyone was saying. Hoo wee! What a day people are having. :-)

274 DumBunny 04.10.07 at 9:15 pm

S,

I am not focused on my weight, but it is clear you are and are progecting you phobias on to other things. If you want to be a vegan, go for it, but don’t expect everyone to agree. I once met a dry alcoholic who claimed that ANYONE who had EVER had even a sip of alcohol was an alaholic, even if they never had another drop in there life. Where I ask her if this ment that ever cathlic who had ever had communion was an alcoholic she said yes. Your thinging is alone the same lines. Everyone who is no at their “ideal” weigh is misserable and obsessed with their weight. Most people are like me, they no they need to loose weight, but they really don’t care enough to do anything about it. I’m fat, and I really don’t care if I am, because I like who I am, and from all the things you have said here, I’m not sure the same can be said about you.

I this it’s time for you to quite trying to force you oppinions on others, and to take a good hard look at yourself.

275 pillow 04.10.07 at 9:17 pm

YOUVE SAID THAT LIKE TEN TIES NOW JUST DROP IT! Yeeesh!

*snorgles her kitty* Yeeesh….the Fuzz Therapy…make all the badness goway….

276 pillow 04.10.07 at 9:18 pm

>.>;; Elvis….omg *dies* Best. Name. Evarrr.

277 DumBunny 04.10.07 at 9:19 pm

P.S. Sorry about the bad spelling, I was in a hurry, I’m off to the doctors so he can tell me I’m fat also.

P.P.S. He’s a cute cat and has some of the cutes little toes I’ve seen in a long time. the first thing I wanted to do was tickle those toes.

278 Theo 04.10.07 at 9:19 pm

S. –
Advise just letting ‘em get it all out. Having the last word ain’t all that.

279 floppycat 04.10.07 at 9:25 pm

254 comments!!! Dang. So, what’s the record on that anyway?

(I was almost afraid to post…)

280 AmyH 04.10.07 at 9:28 pm

floppyC – It’s a lot. And the record post is filled with far more vitriol than what you are looking at here.

Babies were involved. People hate babies even more than they hate fat cats.

If another post has surpassed the Post That Dares Not Speak Its Name, then I missed it.

281 chelonianmobile 04.10.07 at 9:35 pm

“Humans aren’t supposed to eat chemicals”?

Newsflash; amino acids, carbohydrates, vitamins, and water are necessary for life. Guess what? They are in fact CHEMICALS.

Please at least think your wording through.

Excuse my joining in the Nuffyness.

That cat’s cute.

282 floppycat 04.10.07 at 9:36 pm

AmyH – That’s a shame.

I LOVE these pictures though. Cats in comfy poses rock…well, any pets or animals in comfy, redonk poses like this one make me cheshire-cat grin.

283 Theo 04.10.07 at 9:39 pm

AmyH — you haven’t missed it.

284 AuntieMame 04.10.07 at 9:39 pm

“Having the last word ain’t all that.”

Yes, it is.

And caffeine is a chemical that is CRITICAL to life. =)

285 beenclawed 04.10.07 at 9:42 pm

what a tweetie pie Buddy is! “yeah this nice soft couch is as good a place as any to floompf… here goes… ahhhhhh” My cat only spreads out that much when it’s hot out. She’s my 10 lb. baby and she’s got the “spay sway.” But she gets told she’s soooooo preetttyyyy about 10 million times every day so she’s pretty vain. I thought she was looking a bit chubby but she just had a vet appt. a few weeks ago and her doc said she was just fine. A very healthy and happy guurrrllll. Purrs!

286 Theo 04.10.07 at 9:43 pm

No it’s NOT! Nyahh!! (AuntieM)

Wait, no, I don’t mean caffeine. Coffee goooooooood.

287 Arvay 04.10.07 at 9:49 pm

Holy crap! I used to enjoy digging into a good commentroversy, but it’s no fun anymore… At least this one seems to have some validity, but c’mon, people, do you honestly think you’re going to change anyone’s opinion by ranting on a blog whose purpose is entertainment, and NOT health or “how to care for pets”? People looking for that go to *serious* boards. This one is for fun. :)

I like fat kitty, though I, too, would put him on a diet. :) I would squish his toes, too. :)

288 Fleur 04.10.07 at 9:50 pm

I, too, have a large tuxedo kitty. She’s on my lap as I type, in fact. Sometimes my big girl will lie on her back, perfectly splayed out. Not exactly dignified, but darn funny.

289 AliceTanzer 04.10.07 at 9:52 pm

AutieM, Theo-
Zomg! I just bought an espresso machine!
Fantastic, I tell you! Fantastic!

290 suda nim 04.10.07 at 9:55 pm

Re chemicals, life and reflexive do-gooding:

Enjoy the controversy over dihydrogen monoxide:

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

(snickers to self and tiptoes away….)

291 AuntieMame 04.10.07 at 9:55 pm

Actually, coffee is nasty. Or, at least, *this* coffee is. Bitter. But I keep drinking it. :)

Espresso is a bit much for me, AliceT. I can’t even take two extra strength excedrins, otherwise I start climbing the walls.

292 Pheas 04.10.07 at 9:58 pm

Hey, I just realized it’s TOESday again! Yippee!

293 klawmama 04.10.07 at 10:04 pm

Glad I’ve seen that before Pseudo, or I might have been lured onto the bandwagon by that site.

294 Jupiter Star 04.10.07 at 10:08 pm

Luckynumbers/_/Aren’t We All Anonymous/S.: Somehow, you claiming to be the expert on pet health here because you’ve done research into animal health and veterinary procedures smacks of Tom Cruise claiming to be an expert on psychiarty and psychology. In terms of medical issues, including those involving animals, unless you’ve been to the proper school for it (not necessarily gotten a degree, but been to school), your knowledge is not the be all, end all on the subject.

Being overweight =/= fat. According to the BMI, I should not weight more than 121lbs, but I weight 149. According to a body fat analysis, my ideal weigth should be around 132-138lbs because of all the muscle I have, and according to all tests, even though I have a slightly higher percentage of body fat that would normally be considered healthy, I am in better shape than 72% of people my age and 0 risk of any obesity related illnesses as long as I continue to stay in shape. And genetics can play a role in things. I do the all natural diet thing and have been all of my life…it’s been 12 years since I’ve eaten any meat other than fish, anything that wasn’t low-fat and low-calorie but also natural, touched any sweet things other than fruit, or drank anything other than my own fruit juice, water, or milk. And guess what? Three years ago I was diagnosed with a GENETIC DISORDER that shut down my metabolism entirely, which is why even eating 1200 calories a day and exercising daily wasn’t stopping me from gaining weight. I started taking the medication, and while it’s still a struggle, I’ve put on muscle. Which is not unhealthy. My fat percentage has dropped but my weight in terms of numbers hasn’t. Homigosh, I’m so unhealthy! My parents must be abusing me!

There ARE reasons for animals to be overweight, too. And it is possible for them, just the same as humans, to be overweight but HEALTHY as well. For all we know, when he isn’t chillin’ oh so cutely on the couch there, Buddy runs around and climbs the furniture and gets just as much exercise as any other cat. Just because he’s big doesn’t mean he’s unhealthy or that his owners are abusing him. But, you know, if you think that letting your pet get a little cushier even if it doesn’t affect their health is a crime on par with starving them or beating them or using a choke chain just to make them be quiet, by all means, take up your concerns with the animal rights associations out there. I’m sure they’ll agree. It’s so obviously the exact same situation, after all.

*Headdesk*

295 AliceTanzer 04.10.07 at 10:08 pm

AuntieM –
Did you know that the darker the roast, the less caffeine in the coffee?
And that espresso actually has _less_ caffeine than regular drip coffee? That is, of course, taking into account serving size. If you drank a cup full of espresso like you drink a cup full of coffee, you’d be off the walls.
Oh, Yeah, the excedrin, Each pill has the caffeine content of a shot of espresso :)

296 s. 04.10.07 at 10:08 pm

I know I shouldn’t worry about having the last word, but…

DumBunny-

Why are you bothering to tell me to take a good look at myself, if I myself said in my comment to you that I have also been focused on my weight. But I am doing something about it.

And I’m not even going to bother scrolling back up to see who said what, but yeah, I remember something about chemicals. Amino acids, vitamins, all that are necessary for the human body, in their natural amounts. Chemicals like MSG, aspartame (in diet sodas), food colorings, artificial flavorings, etc. etc. are not necessary for the human body. Those are the chemicals I was talking about. So whoever the dumbass was that made that comment… use come common sense.

297 Jupiter Star 04.10.07 at 10:09 pm

Sorry about that. Those arguments really built up the annoyance factor for me. I’ll say nothing more on that particular subject.

Incidentally, since no one has said it yet; HOMIGOSHPUDDYTOCKSYAY!!!!!!!!!

298 Lola 04.10.07 at 10:09 pm

Wow- I can’t believe I actually read through all those comments!! I figured I would post one now that I’ve made it here to the bottom of the page.

The drama really spices up my day, but isn’t time for another post so that we can enjoy the QTE and finish the day with a little less trauma??

(Oh please, oh please, oh please?)

299 AliceTanzer 04.10.07 at 10:10 pm

I know allot of random food facts. ^^;

300 s. 04.10.07 at 10:11 pm

And yeah, I know I’m never going to have the last word, but I will have my last word. I won’t bother to read any thing else here, so you’ll be wasting your time responding to me. I’m tired of wasting my energy on this, I’m sorry that I did in the first place, and I would suggest everyone else who keeps throwing things at me to focus your energy elsewhere as well, on good things.

301 AuntieMame 04.10.07 at 10:11 pm

LOL, suda! I thought there was something suspicious about that site. It seemed a little overwrought and hysterical, even for the kind of wackos who usually get worked up over crap like that.

302 klawmama 04.10.07 at 10:14 pm

Stop it! Stop it! Stoooop it! All you veteranarians, health experts, dietitions, nutrionists, gym rats, etc… just stop it. We’ve agreed – Buddy’s big. Some cats are big. Some cats are not big. Get the eff over it. We’re done with that…
Now, has everyone seen “the kitty cat dance”???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP_tfVGKxdE

303 AuntieMame 04.10.07 at 10:16 pm

I didn’t know that, Alice. Interesting…

That would also explain why one excedrin on an empty stomach has the same effect. =)

304 Jupiter Star 04.10.07 at 10:19 pm

*Cracks up at the kitty dance* Oh wow…that’s almost as good as this kitty’s pinchable tocks…superspecialawesomeyay!

305 lurkertype 04.10.07 at 10:23 pm

What a big handsome floppy cowtuxie cat! When Buddy lies around the house, he lies around the house! And inspires lovely art. Smoochies on the multicolored toesies.

306 Arvay 04.10.07 at 10:27 pm

OK I couldn’t resist.

1) Melis — you should submit that as a Cat and Rack. :)

2) s.–I’ve been kind of agreeing with you (in a hand-waving sort of way), because I agree with your premise, but you could seriously learn some tact. But “Congrats on your “vet tech” status – why weren’t you a real vet?”–GEEZE, how rude can you be? Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get funding for an advanced degree? It took me a total of six years to get my master’s. But that’s beside the point. Vet techs, like human nurses, human dental technicians, x-ray technicians, and the like, also require extensive training, very little of which serves as prerequisites for vet or med school. It’s not like vet school lite, or The Scrapings Vet School For Vet School Dropouts. It’s a very challenging and worthy program of its own. I know, because I considered going at one point (but changed my mind to remain a physicist instead). I wonder how you have the gall to insult strangers (owner of fat cats, fat humans, vet techs) as you have been.

*inhales*

–AND–

3) “when I first started commenting I think somebody referred to me as a he, probably because I seemed to be smart and well-read”

WAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha! Only boys are smart! :)

307 Pheas 04.10.07 at 10:28 pm

OMG, “kitty cat dance” has totally redeemed my craptastic day. Thank you, anonymous dancing kitty and klawmama!

308 suda nim 04.10.07 at 10:31 pm

Arvay –

Re gender mixups:

Many years and pounds ago, I lived in San Francisco and owned a spectacular velvet-and-sequin “Hello Dolly” dress. I wore it to the Castro district one year for Halloween, with huge wig, feather boa, gloves, the whole schmear.

A guy who looked like he was a tourist from Akron came up very close to me, squinted, and said “Oh. You’re real.”

He was truly disappointed. He *so* wanted me to be a drag queen.

309 Arvay 04.10.07 at 10:32 pm

suda, that’s sort of like a Victor/Victoria premise then, eh? :)

310 suda nim 04.10.07 at 10:42 pm

Yep. I also did male drag for a while, for which I sometimes wore a very high-quality fake beard. And once again, I disappointed someone who was headed my way with great interest until he got close.

Seems I can’t win. Or at least those around me can’t. ;)

311 Teri 04.10.07 at 10:43 pm

Ya know, looking again at these pics has added a brand new pre-requisit for our new sofas.

Our current ones have pillowbacks, meaning Cujo and The Dude can’t hang out on them like Buddy (although Cujo makes a ‘hammock’ of the pillowback). So therefore, new sofas will allow my babies to sprawl out like this fella. As well as be of soft fabric, comfy filler and a colour that nicely compliments their eyes.

312 leah 04.10.07 at 10:46 pm

WILL SOMEONE AT CUTE OVERLOAD PUT UP A NEW POST SO THAT THIS LONG OVERDONE B.S. STOPS !!!!
I LOVE THIS SITE BUT TODAY I AM BEGINING TO WONDER IF ITS WORTH GETTING A LITTLE JOY FROM LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLES ANIMAILS IS WORTH THIS.
LIFE IS AN EXPERIANCE THAT WE HAVE BE GIVEN, PEOPLE REMEMBER THAT ALWAYS.
I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT PRAISE THIS SITE AND TELL PEOPLE ABOUT SO THEY CAN GET A LITTLE JOY OR STRESS BREAKER IN THERE DAY.

313 Arvay 04.10.07 at 10:47 pm

leah, please don’t shout! And if the comments bother you, don’t read the comments. You can just look at all the cute phots on the main page and click no further! :)

314 S. Weetie. 04.10.07 at 10:51 pm

Not to be the devil’s spawn or anything, but….

I kind of agree with S.

It is really sad when pets are obese. And it’s also really sad when people are obese.

I think we all need to make an effort to do our best to stay helthy for ourselves and for our families, and we need to be extra to take care of those who can’t take care of themselves- like our indoor pets and children. (And our children who sometimes act like indoor pets).

Not that you need to be a vegan, or feed your pets the BARF diet, but I’m sure everyone can try and do just one thing every day to try and make themselves more healthy.

Buddy does look a bit plump, but it might be fluff, or the way he’s laying, or perhaps a medical reason for some other health problem.

But you know what I REALLY have a problem with?? All those huge, pornographic boobie postings in the cats&racks category. I mean, I’m not a prude, but….

(And, yes, that last part was sarcastic, so everyone chuckle. Hehehe.)

315 s. 04.10.07 at 10:52 pm

Arvay-

They were being equally rude to me. And I don’t care how prestigous you think your career is or how hard it is to get there. I have self-taught myself things that people have to go to business school for 4 years or more to learn, and have learned things that they don’t even bother teaching doctors in medical school. With all of that extensive training, doctors never learn about disease prevention, self-healing, alternative medicine, natural treatments, any of those things. I have had really bad experiences with doctors, dentists. It doesn’t matter how long someone goes to school or what they did to get there – they are still a human being who makes a load of cash and will sometimes, oftentimes, do evil things to make more. I am not saying that every doctor/dentist/vet/etc. is greedy and cold-hearted, but I do not revere these people as a whole just because of the amount of time they spent in school. People spend a lot of time learning things outside of school, and no one ever seems to think that matters.

The whole he/she thing was a little out of line. I just thought it was a little funny how people seemed to see me as a he and then the moment I mention something about veganism, it’s like they associate it with being weak and frail, and, therefore, feminine.

Yeah, adios.

316 s. 04.10.07 at 10:55 pm

S. Weetie-

Thank you. That was what I meant to say originally. I didn’t mean to be all mean and throw veganism and BARF at everyone. We should all make an effort to be healthy, and, more importantly, make an effort to be friendly… and kind… and just love. That’s what I was missing up there in all of those comments.

I ain’t the devil…

317 Teri 04.10.07 at 10:57 pm

I guess folks should just chuck out the time and effort of obtaining a university education, degree/diploma then. Apparently it’s worthless in the face of research done on one’s own to understand things affecting one’s own life.

Seriously, methinks you’ll be plunking out yet another apology shortly. Cause just there you shortchanged a whole heck of a lot of time, effort, hard work and hard earned money from a LOT of people.

318 AuntieMame 04.10.07 at 10:57 pm

S. Weetie, you are not devil spawn. You made your point politely and rationally, without resorting to cheap insults. S. chose to be rude and spiteful. That’s why nobody is listening to her.

(And S., you said you were leaving about four hours ago. How ’bout you actually DO it this time, huh?)

319 suda nim 04.10.07 at 10:58 pm

I had jello today.

320 Teri 04.10.07 at 10:58 pm

My cat’s breath smells like cat food

321 Arvay 04.10.07 at 10:59 pm

s, you missed the point of what I was saying. But I won’t re-attempt because you are clearly looking to be insulted and won’t see otherwise.

And yes, you are rude, and tactless. And from your writing style, I took you for a high-school student. That’s why I put off responding to you for so long–I was giving you credit for having your heart in the right place, but forgiving what I took to be your inexperience in matters of human relationships. Clearly I was mistaken.

322 leah 04.10.07 at 10:59 pm

Arvey,

I will yell if it makes some people stop being a pain, this site I thought was for fun not to grip at everyone else. I am just amazed at how people are acting today.

323 Drama's Mama 04.10.07 at 10:59 pm

S.

I also have studied a ton of things on my own, and I have learned a ton- but people don’t take me seriously either just because I didn’t go to some fancy-pants school.

Like, I studied Astro-physics and I know how to create a jet propulsion system to launch a space ship, but I can’t get a job from NASA without some fancy degree from MIT.

I also used to make clay models of people from play-doh, and I would perform surgery on them according to the internet, but no one will hire me as their surgeon!

Also, I studied French on my own, and when I was in Paris and talking French, everyone looked at me like I was crazy and like they didn’t understand what I was saying just because I didn’t go to school for it!!

I totally agree with you.

324 Drama's Mama 04.10.07 at 10:59 pm

S.

I also have studied a ton of things on my own, and I have learned a ton- but people don’t take me seriously either just because I didn’t go to some fancy-pants school.

Like, I studied Astro-physics and I know how to create a jet propulsion system to launch a space ship, but I can’t get a job from NASA without some fancy degree from MIT.

I also used to make clay models of people from play-doh, and I would perform surgery on them according to the internet, but no one will hire me as their surgeon!

Also, I studied French on my own, and when I was in Paris and talking French, everyone looked at me like I was crazy and like they didn’t understand what I was saying just because I didn’t go to school for it!!

I totally agree with you.

325 Drama's Mama 04.10.07 at 10:59 pm

S.

I also have studied a ton of things on my own, and I have learned a ton- but people don’t take me seriously either just because I didn’t go to some fancy-pants school.

Like, I studied Astro-physics and I know how to create a jet propulsion system to launch a space ship, but I can’t get a job from NASA without some fancy degree from MIT.

I also used to make clay models of people from play-doh, and I would perform surgery on them according to the internet, but no one will hire me as their surgeon!

Also, I studied French on my own, and when I was in Paris and talking French, everyone looked at me like I was crazy and like they didn’t understand what I was saying just because I didn’t go to school for it!!

I totally agree with you.

326 Drama's Mama 04.10.07 at 10:59 pm

S.

I also have studied a ton of things on my own, and I have learned a ton- but people don’t take me seriously either just because I didn’t go to some fancy-pants school.

Like, I studied Astro-physics and I know how to create a jet propulsion system to launch a space ship, but I can’t get a job from NASA without some fancy degree from MIT.

I also used to make clay models of people from play-doh, and I would perform surgery on them according to the internet, but no one will hire me as their surgeon!

Also, I studied French on my own, and when I was in Paris and talking French, everyone looked at me like I was crazy and like they didn’t understand what I was saying just because I didn’t go to school for it!!

I totally agree with you.

327 Drama's Mama 04.10.07 at 10:59 pm

S.

I also have studied a ton of things on my own, and I have learned a ton- but people don’t take me seriously either just because I didn’t go to some fancy-pants school.

Like, I studied Astro-physics and I know how to create a jet propulsion system to launch a space ship, but I can’t get a job from NASA without some fancy degree from MIT.

I also used to make clay models of people from play-doh, and I would perform surgery on them according to the internet, but no one will hire me as their surgeon!

Also, I studied French on my own, and when I was in Paris and talking French, everyone looked at me like I was crazy and like they didn’t understand what I was saying just because I didn’t go to school for it!!

I totally agree with you.

328 Drama's Mama 04.10.07 at 10:59 pm

S.

I also have studied a ton of things on my own, and I have learned a ton- but people don’t take me seriously either just because I didn’t go to some fancy-pants school.

Like, I studied Astro-physics and I know how to create a jet propulsion system to launch a space ship, but I can’t get a job from NASA without some fancy degree from MIT.

I also used to make clay models of people from play-doh, and I would perform surgery on them according to the internet, but no one will hire me as their surgeon!

Also, I studied French on my own, and when I was in Paris and talking French, everyone looked at me like I was crazy and like they didn’t understand what I was saying just because I didn’t go to school for it!!

I totally agree with you.

329 s. 04.10.07 at 10:59 pm

Teri-

Why are you so all or nothing? I’m just saying that one person shouldn’t be more important than another just based on how much time they spend in school. I’d love to go to school, but I don’t have the money or the time at the moment. I don’t think I’m all hauty-tauty for learning things on my own. I’m just saying that it can be done. And just because I’m saying that it can be done, doesn’t mean I’m saying that it can’t not be done. Geez. Lighten up.

330 Arvay 04.10.07 at 11:01 pm

Is there any puddin Being passed around? Shall I make some?

Oo! Yesterday was National Chocolate-Bunnies-for-Half-Price Day! Have you all gotten yours? I got FOUR! :D

331 Teri 04.10.07 at 11:03 pm

How about you try lightening up first? All I’m doing is pointing out exactly where you are stating things that get people upset with you. Invalidating someone who was a Vet Tech and went to school for it and had a job in that field because you can learn the same things on one’s off time (but I might point out, not get the same job even remotely) is going to piss people off.

Time you figured that out. Like the whole reason I got peeved at you in the first place. Your generalization regarding owners of overweight pets.

332 Arvay 04.10.07 at 11:04 pm

“this site I thought was for fun not to grip at everyone else”

leah, I agree! But I lack the self-control to stay away from these commentroversies! They are so train-wreck fascinating! I also find that they help me get over some of my own prejudices, because sometimes I find that the biggest jerks, I actually agree with at heart, and that there are thoughtful, articulate arguments to the contrary.

333 s. 04.10.07 at 11:05 pm

Drama’s Mama-

Merci! And bravo to you :)

334 s. 04.10.07 at 11:06 pm

I’m really not a jerk. Promise. I’m cute.

335 Arvay 04.10.07 at 11:07 pm

Drama’s Mama–

“I also have studied a ton of things on my own, and I have learned a ton- but people don’t take me seriously either just because I didn’t go to some fancy-pants school.”

If you’ll do ctrl-f and find s’s first post on this particular topic, (s)he was implying that a vet tech is not as good as someone with a DVM. Now (s)he is all hot and bothered because apparently people only value fancy degrees and not self-learners. Ironic, isn’t it?

336 s. 04.10.07 at 11:11 pm

Teri-

I didn’t invalidate them because they were a vet tech. I was rude to them because they were to me (even though that’s not really a justified reason). I was mad not that they were a vet tech, but because they were a vet tech saying that it’s okay for animals to be obese.

I’m trying to drop it, Teri – why don’t you?

337 AuntieMame 04.10.07 at 11:12 pm

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t Drama’s Mama’s post intended to be ironic?

338 s. 04.10.07 at 11:13 pm

Arvay-

Again, what I told Teri, I didn’t really care whether or not they were a vet tech or a veteranarian. It was because they were supposedly a professional in the field of animal health and they STILL thought that it’s okay for animals to be fat.

DROP IT!

339 Teri 04.10.07 at 11:13 pm

*scrolls up*

Then actually drop it like you’ve been saying repeatedly.

Two wrongs don’t make a right btw.

340 Arvay 04.10.07 at 11:14 pm

AuntieMame, I think you’re right. That crossed my mind after I posted my response. She’s very clever, that one. :)

341 AmyH 04.10.07 at 11:14 pm

I love you, Arvay.

*Munchies discount chocolate bunny, settles in to watch commentroversies*

And jello is great. On a related note: When we talk about our vacations, Mom always says, “The food in China was really good, but I never saw any jello.” I really wish she wouldn’t say stuff like that in public.

342 Drama's Mama 04.10.07 at 11:15 pm

Just wanted to clarify that my comments on learning things on my own was sacastic…

I mean- play-doh equivalent to med school? And the reason Frenchies didn’t get my French was because I learned it incorrectly on my own…

It was a little obscure, but I was going for subtly hilarious…

Subtleness is also something I’ve studied on my own.

343 Drama's Mama 04.10.07 at 11:15 pm

Just wanted to clarify that my comments on learning things on my own was sacastic…

I mean- play-doh equivalent to med school? And the reason Frenchies didn’t get my French was because I learned it incorrectly on my own…

It was a little obscure, but I was going for subtly hilarious…

Subtleness is also something I’ve studied on my own.

344 Drama's Mama 04.10.07 at 11:15 pm

Just wanted to clarify that my comments on learning things on my own was sacastic…

I mean- play-doh equivalent to med school? And the reason Frenchies didn’t get my French was because I learned it incorrectly on my own…

It was a little obscure, but I was going for subtly hilarious…

Subtleness is also something I’ve studied on my own.

345 Drama's Mama 04.10.07 at 11:15 pm

Just wanted to clarify that my comments on learning things on my own was sacastic…

I mean- play-doh equivalent to med school? And the reason Frenchies didn’t get my French was because I learned it incorrectly on my own…

It was a little obscure, but I was going for subtly hilarious…

Subtleness is also something I’ve studied on my own.

346 Drama's Mama 04.10.07 at 11:15 pm

Just wanted to clarify that my comments on learning things on my own was sacastic…

I mean- play-doh equivalent to med school? And the reason Frenchies didn’t get my French was because I learned it incorrectly on my own…

It was a little obscure, but I was going for subtly hilarious…

Subtleness is also something I’ve studied on my own.

347 Drama's Mama 04.10.07 at 11:15 pm

Just wanted to clarify that my comments on learning things on my own was sacastic…

I mean- play-doh equivalent to med school? And the reason Frenchies didn’t get my French was because I learned it incorrectly on my own…

It was a little obscure, but I was going for subtly hilarious…

Subtleness is also something I’ve studied on my own.

348 Arvay 04.10.07 at 11:16 pm

NOOO Drama’s Mama! Don’t change on my imbecilic account! That was brilliant, brilliant! :)

349 s. 04.10.07 at 11:18 pm

Teri-

I’m aware that two wrongs don’t make a right. Did you not read the part about that not being a justified reason?

And by the way, if two wrongs don’t make a right, why are you still arguing with me?

350 DKN 04.10.07 at 11:18 pm

OK – i just want say before i go off to watch American Idol that “Drama’s Mama” just may be the funniest effing screen name i’ve seen on here. Play on playa.

351 Arvay 04.10.07 at 11:22 pm

AmyH, back atcha, babe. :)

What I miss most in China (where I have to go sometimes for work) is CHEESE! OMG on the way home I almost always gorge myself silly on cheese in Hong Kong!

352 AuntieMame 04.10.07 at 11:23 pm

“And by the way, if two wrongs don’t make a right, why are you still arguing with me?”

Because TERI isn’t the one misbehaving…

Repeating yourself endlessly and screaming at everyone to shut up isn’t how you win arguments, s. I suggest that you take your own advice and drop it.

And then leave, like you’ve been threatening to for half the day.

353 s. 04.10.07 at 11:24 pm

Oh yeah, I’m just now getting Drama’s Mama’s sarcasm, I think. But yeah, when I said that I’ve self-taught myself things that people have to go through 4 years of business school to learn – well, I do have my own business. And I’m no medical professional yet, but I will be. Sorry for the slow lightbulb going off – they probably wouldn’t hire me as an electrician, eh?

354 s. 04.10.07 at 11:26 pm

AuntiMame-

If I’m the one misbehaving and Teri (and yourself and others) are taking their time to also spend half the day here arguing with me, how is that not wrong? The only difference is I’ve admitted my wrongs, and I’m trying to make light of things now. You know, like my above lightbulb commment.

So yeah.

355 AmyH 04.10.07 at 11:27 pm

When we were little, my brother used to pick on me and pick on me and pick on me because I would always respond to it. I would get soo mad, yell and scream.

Then my mom told me, “All he is trying to do is get you to react. If you pay attention to him, he won’t ever stop.”

It sure felt good to have the power to walk away and regain control.

I’m jus’ saying.

356 AmyH 04.10.07 at 11:28 pm

Cheese? Love cheese. When I was in China, I missed chocolate. I popped into a grocery store and found some really waxy crap, but it was still chocolate.

As long as I have access to beer, I really don’t miss much of anything else. :-)

357 oaklandcat 04.10.07 at 11:30 pm

Let’s see how many times S. will say it’s his/her last comment.

358 Arvay 04.10.07 at 11:31 pm

Beer is all I drink in China. Well, and tea. They tell us not to drink the water. Imagine how sad I am, poor me, having to drink beer!

I recently learned that something like 2/3 of nonwhites are lactose intolerant. When I heard that I was like, WHA? Whuh… GAH! Holy COW, did I EVER dodge a bullet! For my ability to eat cheese alone, I consider myself the luckiest girl alive! (Well, along with the other 1/3 of us!)

359 Teri 04.10.07 at 11:32 pm

Arguing and pointing things out are two VERY different things.

Learn the difference.

360 s. 04.10.07 at 11:32 pm

You’re still here oakland? Thought you weren’t feeding the “Nuff”? Looks like you’re just feeding off it, huh?

361 Arvay 04.10.07 at 11:33 pm

oaklandcat, don’t forget the other part of the format–after “this is my last comment” it’s “And shut UP, all of youse!”

362 oaklandcat 04.10.07 at 11:34 pm

AmyH I just read your last few comments– you’re so right– I need a beer and a chubby kitty to purr at me.
OMGPONIES!1!!!11~!

363 AuntieMame 04.10.07 at 11:34 pm

I get it, s. We’re arguing with you. Therefore, we’re wrong.

Thanks for pointing that out…

364 almost vegetarian 04.10.07 at 11:35 pm

My vet had a poster entitled “Fat Cat Capsizing” that was a series of pictures of a fat cat slowly, erm, well, you know. This bundle of love reminded me of that. Cheers!

365 Teri 04.10.07 at 11:35 pm

Avary….I didn’t know that about lactose intolerance!

366 s. 04.10.07 at 11:36 pm

Someone said up there earlier that I’m rude and evil and all that, and that’s why no one is listening to me. Why the hell is everyone still talking to/about me?

367 Arvay 04.10.07 at 11:37 pm

Teri–I know! I know, OMG holy cow holy crap I still get spasmodic about it! Whenever I think about it, I feel like someone’s just pushed me from in front of a speeding train, just in time, all over again!

368 Teri 04.10.07 at 11:37 pm

Boredom? Enjoying sparring on difference of opinion?

Me, I get irked over broad generalizations and backtracking myself.

369 AmyH 04.10.07 at 11:39 pm

The more aged the cheese, the less lactose it has. Which could come in handy for people who didn’t know that. As for me, I’ll eat cottage cheese straight from the carton with only crackers or pita bread as my utensils.

Vietnam was the same – drink beer, not water. It was hard, but I sucked it up. :-)

370 s. 04.10.07 at 11:40 pm

Finally.

At any rate, I’m still sorry for the offensive/rude/hurtful comments and wish everyone a good day… be good to yourselves and each other.. .

371 Arvay 04.10.07 at 11:41 pm

“sucked it up”

You talented punster, you!

372 Teri 04.10.07 at 11:42 pm

Avary….lol! I suppose dodging a lactose intolerance condition like that would be like that.

373 AliceTanzer 04.10.07 at 11:43 pm

I have beer! but no cat ;_;

374 AuntieMame 04.10.07 at 11:43 pm

Starts stopwatch…

375 AliceTanzer 04.10.07 at 11:44 pm

s.
OMG!
Lastword

376 Teri 04.10.07 at 11:44 pm

Ah! I’m not the only one who eats cottage cheese like that! YAY!

377 AmyH 04.10.07 at 11:45 pm

Hee – AuntieM

I know a gal who is allergic to garlic. How sad is that?

Alice – Maybe if you drink enough beer and an imaginary kitty will show up.

378 AuntieMame 04.10.07 at 11:46 pm

Cottage cheese with fruit is also really good.

I thank God every day that I’m not lactose intolerant. I think I’d starve if I couldn’t eat cheese.

379 Teri 04.10.07 at 11:48 pm

Cottage Cheese with pears is the absolute best!

380 AliceTanzer 04.10.07 at 11:49 pm

AmyH – Sadly, I’m diabetic and that many beers will probably kill me. I could, on the other hand, break into my aunts house and steal her rather large lazy tuxcat.
Who, btw, is in fact fat because he’s sick. And he’s not sick because he’s fat, he’s sick because he got into a fight with a neighborcat and got an infection that hurt his kidneys, and yeah.

381 oaklandcat 04.10.07 at 11:50 pm

I have beer, and cheese, and kitties at home. Yay! Life is good.

If only Buddy knew what commentroversy he’d caused… he would open one eye, smirk at us, and go back to his nap on his comfy perch.

382 Arvay 04.10.07 at 11:52 pm

Damn now I’m hungry. Think it’s worth a trip to the supermarket for a cheese fix now, when I’m two hours to the end of my workday?

BTW, this guy whose blog I’ve been reading offers occasional cheese reviews. His rating system is hilarious:
http://www.minortweaks.com/archives/cheeseratings.html

I like that the mediocre rating is described as “Well, it’s cheese.” :)

383 AmyH 04.10.07 at 11:56 pm

That guy is a hoot! Thanks for sharing. Love the cheese rating system. Will post post haste on own blog.

384 tiffany 04.10.07 at 11:58 pm

Wow, poor tubby kitty sparked a lot of controversy.

385 Colleen 04.11.07 at 12:01 am

Oh my dood-neth people! Can we just agree to disagree (cause no one’s mind’s gettin’ changed) and focus on the snorgaliciousness? I mean 300+ comments and the poor kitteh’s the subject of all too few of ‘em.

386 NiteOwl 04.11.07 at 12:07 am

OMG, did S. just quote Jerry Springer? How appropo!

Also, I’m going to steal some of S.’s rationalities–like verbally sucker punching people, apologizing for it and then doing it AGAIN. That works with physical violence, too, doesn’t it? “Oh my gosh, baby, I didn’t mean to hit you. It’ll never happen again. I’ll be cute now . . . until you piss me off again.”

Or blaming other people for my own behavior–that’s goooood!

“But they kept ARGUING with me even after I said I was done! I HAD to respond!”

I wish my cats were fat enough to lay on my couch like this–maybe then they’d stop scratching it to bits!

387 alivicwil 04.11.07 at 12:08 am

I just wanted to say that I have a Jack Russell x Maltese who sits on the back of the couch and dangles his paws, too.

Anyone else have a dog that does that?

388 Allison 04.11.07 at 12:20 am

http://www.tubcat.com = lots of fat cats.

389 s. 04.11.07 at 12:22 am

NiteOwl-

You’re exactly right, and if I took a minute to bitch at myself that’s probably exactly what I would have said.

390 s. 04.11.07 at 12:24 am

Except for the physical violence part, ’cause I ain’t like that. I really am cute. Meow.

391 AuntieMame 04.11.07 at 12:34 am

*clicks off stopwatch*

42 minutes, peeps.

392 s. 04.11.07 at 12:36 am

At least I wasn’t attacking.

No need for your stopwatch anymore, I’m gone.

393 HRH 04.11.07 at 12:39 am

s.

have you ever heard of screen-hogs ???

if not, look in the mirror

394 Theo 04.11.07 at 12:39 am

S. — I’ll believe THAT when I no longer see it.

I’m-a upload some new kitten video over at my Vox soon, if folks are still jonesing…
;)

395 Snorgle Pup 04.11.07 at 12:40 am

Sadly looks down at own “spay sway”. Runs to bathroom to start my own barf diet.
Quick, pass me a fat cat and a puddin.

396 s. 04.11.07 at 12:42 am

Okay, just one more.

I wish I had a stopwatch for how many of you have been here all day too, refreshing the page and waiting for another response from me, so that you can think of a clever response in return. Come on, I’m not the only pathetic one.

Yeah, I never wanted to be a screen-hog. Is there any way that I can get these comments deleted? Who’s the moderator or whatever? Can you delete all of my shit?

397 Theo 04.11.07 at 12:43 am

LOL!
S. — that’d be me. And, no.

398 alivicwil 04.11.07 at 12:43 am

We always tease our Puddy when he climbs onto the back of the couch, and tell him he thinks he’s a kitty.

399 s. 04.11.07 at 12:44 am

Why not? Were they that entertaining?

400 Jupiter Star 04.11.07 at 12:50 am

Awww, I’m almost mad that S. came back and didn’t jump on me for my comment to him/her/them/it. Meh.

I’m going to start taking hypnotic shots everytime S. posts their “last post” on here. Seriously. I’ll be drunk enough to pass out and forget about finals within the hour or less!

401 HRH 04.11.07 at 12:51 am

Theo’s into RATINGS, s,

that’s why …

he’s sitting back, chillin’ out and laffing his (fat?) ass off

402 Jupiter Star 04.11.07 at 12:51 am

Oh, wow, just while I was writing that comments! *Downs two* Anyone to join in? This bids to be fun!

403 s. 04.11.07 at 12:53 am

It’s probably because you had already said things that other people had said and I’d already covered all of that. You were a little late.

Just be careful not to drown in your own barf. Ouch…

404 CCat 04.11.07 at 12:55 am

WOAH! Looks like I just witnessed my first Commentroversy.

Anyway, this B&W kitty just lolling around is too funny- but the bobblehead model is just too much (in a awesome way)!

405 oaklandcat 04.11.07 at 12:55 am

I’m in ur living room, straddling ur couch.

(I’m pathetic too. Not because I’ve been refreshing all day. I do that because this is FAR more entertaining than my job. No, I’m pathetic because after the whole day, this is the best I got.)

406 alivicwil 04.11.07 at 12:55 am

so – no one else has a dog that does what this pictured cat does?

407 Jupiter Star 04.11.07 at 12:56 am

Mmm, BARF…but you said BARF was healthy!

(To all of you who had valid arguments on here and were nice and rational with them…sorry. I had to use that!)

408 s. 04.11.07 at 12:56 am

haha oakland. That’s better than anything I’ve got.

409 Tiffany 04.11.07 at 12:56 am

Niteowl,

sorry to tell you fat kitties scratch couches too…even brand new ones….that you’ve only had for like 5 days…;o(

410 amaretto_bunny 04.11.07 at 12:57 am

alivicwil-

I’ve been visiting the site for a while, but this is my first comment. I have a Min Pin that likes to curl up on the back of the couch. It’s a pillow-back couch, so she’s able to get pretty comfertuhbuls up there. She’s been doing it for a really long time, and when my mom and step-dad rescued a stray boxer a couple of years ago, she started imitating our Min Pin by jumping up and settling down on the back of the couch. It’s so funny seeing this 55 lb. boxer curled up on the back of one side of the couch and a little 12 lb. Min Pin on the other side. ^_^

411 s. 04.11.07 at 12:58 am

Jupiter-

That was my attempt at making light of my arguments and everyone else’s. Other people seemed to be making good jokes out of the barf thing, so I thought I’d take a crack at it.

412 Jupiter Star 04.11.07 at 12:59 am

Amaretto_bunny: I bet! That sounds SO cute! Don’t suppose you have any pictures?

413 alivicwil 04.11.07 at 12:59 am

oh no, Tiffany!

We’ve always had dogs.
Now that I’m living in an apartment, I think a kitty might be the way to go – but I’m worried about the scratching.

414 SeaBreeze 04.11.07 at 12:59 am

There’s just more of him to love. =)

And squirt with the water bottle if he starts tearing up the couch. ;)

415 Tiffany 04.11.07 at 1:00 am

amaretto:

Seriously? The boxer gets up on the back of the couch? That’s too funny, you need to post a picture.

416 Jupiter Star 04.11.07 at 1:00 am

S.: Exactly. And I joined in.

417 Theo 04.11.07 at 1:01 am

My ass is NOT fat.
Hrumpf.

418 Tiffany 04.11.07 at 1:02 am

aliv:

Actually, check out http://www.softclaws.com or http://www.softpaws.com. I’ve just put some on in the past few days and SO FAR they’re working and the cats don’t mind them a bit (they hated them for the first day, though).

419 oaklandcat 04.11.07 at 1:02 am

amaretto bunny, what an adorable story! What is a Min Pin? I’ve never heard that term before.

420 guineapiggin9 04.11.07 at 1:03 am

phat kat
:)

421 Tiffany 04.11.07 at 1:04 am

oak:

Minpin stands for mini pinscher….they’re tiny little dogs that look like doberman pinschers….they’re cute, but a little yappy.

422 alivicwil 04.11.07 at 1:04 am

Amaretto_bunny – our Puddy is about 16 pounds. He started by climbing onto the back of the couch that sits against the wall. Then, he started sitting on the back of the free-standing armchairs. He’s pretty good – hasn’t overbalanced yet (unlike his klutzy owner!).

Our 25 pound Cairn Terrier x Poodle can’t get up to the back of the couch. (Whe he was a pup, many years ago, I had to teach him to jump onto the couch, by running through the kitchen calling him, then jumping onto the couch myself. Took a while with his little legs, but he got it in the end!)

423 alivicwil 04.11.07 at 1:07 am

Tiffany – those coloured softclaws are awesome!
(They need to come in football team colours)

424 Stella 04.11.07 at 1:11 am

it’s sad that even on cuteoverload we can’t have world peace =(

i don’t like fat and fat related diseases, but that’s one happy kitty who doesn’t have to deal with social pressures and will still live longer on that couch than it would on the streets. so leave it alone please, and learn some simple pleasures (like couch straddling) from it. =D

425 HRH 04.11.07 at 1:12 am

“My ass is NOT fat,” Hrumpfs Theo …

how come ???

everybody else’s is, according to many nuffers

426 NotANuff 04.11.07 at 1:15 am

Here’s the real controversy:

Why haven’t there been any new pics posted for today?!?!

Let’s put this fat cat behind us and bring on some more cute, please!!!

427 s. 04.11.07 at 1:17 am

Got it, Stella. Thank you.

428 Tiffany 04.11.07 at 1:17 am

It may have been explained earlier, but I AM NOT reading all these posts. What’s a Nuff?

429 katherine 04.11.07 at 1:17 am

My kitty looks just like that kitty. Like I had to do a double take when the picture loaded. She is indeed obese and is on a vet supervised diet but we have 4 other cats so she steals food. hell, she’ll steal dog food if she gets hungry enough.
My dog is on the BARF diet :) It’s pretty nasty. He gets all excited when he hears one of the cats heaving.
I don’t think Arvay knows this, but I love her.

430 Kita 04.11.07 at 1:19 am

This is the first commentroversy I’ve ever read the whole way through! I feel like I passed a test or something. :)

Having done so, I ijust wanted to say that I really, honestly did laugh out loud when “_” posted this comment, about a quarter of the way down the page: “There is no Perfectly Reasonable reason for a cat or any animal to be overweight.” She then asked for a list of reasons, obviously expecting no one to come up with any.

About 3/4 of the posts above her had been discussing valid medical reasons why a cat might be chubby.

lol!

Anyway, I LOVE it when cats sprawl out on their tummies like that. My cat does that on the recliner, right behind my head, when I’m sitting in it. I guess it’s her way of letting me know I’M living in HER house, y’know?

And Buddy’s toes are mind-numbingly cute.

431 amaretto_bunny 04.11.07 at 1:20 am

I wish I had a picture of both of them on the couch at the same time. Oh well, here’s the ones I have.

This is Shyla, our Miniature Pinscher:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a39/coreyslilbunny/Shyla.jpg

Here’s another of her sleeping:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a39/coreyslilbunny/So-Sleepy.jpg

And here’s Adrienne, our Boxer:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a39/coreyslilbunny/Sleepy-Sleepy.jpg

432 Drama's Mama 04.11.07 at 1:20 am

We’re on the verge of 400 comments- and I think we can all agree that many comments is enough to break the scales!

Our comments need to go on a diet! I would recommend the SPEW diet-

S-queezable
P-rosh
E-dorable (Yes, E-dorable, deal with it)
W-ildlife

433 Drama's Mama 04.11.07 at 1:20 am

We’re on the verge of 400 comments- and I think we can all agree that many comments is enough to break the scales!

Our comments need to go on a diet! I would recommend the SPEW diet-

S-queezable
P-rosh
E-dorable (Yes, E-dorable, deal with it)
W-ildlife

434 Drama's Mama 04.11.07 at 1:20 am

We’re on the verge of 400 comments- and I think we can all agree that many comments is enough to break the scales!

Our comments need to go on a diet! I would recommend the SPEW diet-

S-queezable
P-rosh
E-dorable (Yes, E-dorable, deal with it)
W-ildlife

435 Drama's Mama 04.11.07 at 1:20 am

We’re on the verge of 400 comments- and I think we can all agree that many comments is enough to break the scales!

Our comments need to go on a diet! I would recommend the SPEW diet-

S-queezable
P-rosh
E-dorable (Yes, E-dorable, deal with it)
W-ildlife

436 Drama's Mama 04.11.07 at 1:20 am

We’re on the verge of 400 comments- and I think we can all agree that many comments is enough to break the scales!

Our comments need to go on a diet! I would recommend the SPEW diet-

S-queezable
P-rosh
E-dorable (Yes, E-dorable, deal with it)
W-ildlife

437 Drama's Mama 04.11.07 at 1:20 am

We’re on the verge of 400 comments- and I think we can all agree that many comments is enough to break the scales!

Our comments need to go on a diet! I would recommend the SPEW diet-

S-queezable
P-rosh
E-dorable (Yes, E-dorable, deal with it)
W-ildlife

438 alivicwil 04.11.07 at 1:24 am

very cute, Amaretto_bunny!
Thanks for sharing :)

439 s. 04.11.07 at 1:26 am

Kita-

You sure you read through all my comments? I said a lot more funnier stuff than that.

Good one Drama’s.

440 Jupiter Star 04.11.07 at 1:27 am

Ah yes, the SPEW diet. The healthies and most natural diet out there for humans and snurgly little animals alike! ^_^. (Thanks, Drama’s Mama!)

441 Arvay 04.11.07 at 1:27 am

katherine–awww… Dunno how I earned the love, but thanks. You just made me feel like how I felt when I first met my Milliebun. After years of lagomorphic abuse from Mr. Grumphus Bumfus Bunn B. Doofus, she nuzzled her nose into my neck and I thought, “Reeeeeaaaally? This, for meeeeee?” :)

442 s. 04.11.07 at 1:31 am

Yes, please post a new photo…

443 Tiffany 04.11.07 at 1:35 am

Very cute amaretto…that might be the first red minpin I’ve ever seen….LOVE HER!

444 Tiffany 04.11.07 at 1:36 am

Really though, what’s a nuff? I understand generally the types of folks it refers to, but where does it come from?

445 nutmeg 04.11.07 at 1:36 am

Love the min pin. My chihuahua perches like that, but only when I’m sitting in the chair. Come to think of it, she actually kind sits on my shoulder and leans against the back of the chair. Okay, so my chihuahua is officially a parrot.

446 Tiffany 04.11.07 at 1:39 am

Referring to Nutmeg:

Someone’s owned. =)

447 nutmeg 04.11.07 at 1:40 am

You can find out what a nuff/nuffingham is in the Official C.O. Glossary:

http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm

448 Susie 04.11.07 at 1:41 am

Duude.

I hope I never see this many comments again on cuteoverload.

He looks so soft. I want to blow all the fuzz sticking out at the bottom of his bellay. Mmmm yummy tummy snorgle.

Who wants PUDDIN?

Tears the top off a puddin cup. Throws it directly in Theo’s EAR. IN THE EAR!!!!!!!!

449 Arvay 04.11.07 at 1:41 am

nutmeg! Are you the nutmeg of the blue-eyed bunbun? If so, I’m glad you haven’t been appalled away from us! :) Hope your two bunnies are doing well. :)

…”appalled away from us”? Is that an okay grammatical construct? Hmmm *scratches head*

450 nutmeg 04.11.07 at 1:43 am

Yeah, I know I am. And my bunnies have more living space than I do in my bedroom and I sleep in the fetal position so all four of my dogs can fit on the bed (one boxer, one shepherd/greyhound, one shih-tzu, and one chihuahua).
All of my pets own me, and that’s the way I like it.

451 nutmeg 04.11.07 at 1:44 am

Yes I am the proud owner of Mickey and Audrey, and it would take a lot more than some ill-tempered nuffers to end my allegiance to C.O.

452 Theo 04.11.07 at 1:45 am

Ewwwwww.
I need 29 Q-Tips plskthxbye.

453 Theo 04.11.07 at 1:47 am

Nutmeg — each entry in the Glossary has its own URL… click the one you want, then copy THAT link from the address bar. Like this:
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Nuff

454 nutmeg 04.11.07 at 1:48 am

I always wondered how people did that….

455 amaretto_bunny 04.11.07 at 1:54 am

Tiffany-

I haven’t really seen too many red Min Pins either. I miss her, and my two other doggies so much (Adrienne and our old girl, Ripley(boxer/cocker spaniel mix)…she will be 11 this year)! I live in town with my husband, and my mom and step-dad took my puppies and moved out to the country. They live about an hour away, so it’s not too bad, but they were living in a tiny little trailer that wasn’t convenient for company. They finally built a good-sized house out there, so hopefully I will get to visit more often.

456 oaklandcat 04.11.07 at 1:55 am

didn’t there used to be a link to the glossary on the main page? I couldn’t find it. Am I *ahem* blind?

457 Tor 04.11.07 at 1:55 am

Wow, it has been a long day. [stretch, crick, yawn]

Think I’ll sit back and check out the Qte….

[!...?...!!!!...!!?!?!?!; pant, pant..whew!]

Um, I think the kitty is cute. I want to pet it. I like that they toy version seems to be modeled on the pic of the red chair with globe. Wow, that Barf diet sounds like a lot of work and has a gross name. Fat is controversial. I like cheese. And pudding. Maybe too much? S’ok, so did my near and far ancestors. Kitty!!! Miao, purr, purr.

Ok, I’m done.
[briskly claps off the dust from the commentostorm]
On to the next post…

458 Shannon Johnson 04.11.07 at 2:04 am

That’s the way my cat Rudy used to sit on the back of my dad’s chair. He was so funny

459 musicchick2 04.11.07 at 2:05 am

To _ person, whomever you are. Who are you to decide that everyone & every animal who is overweight is that way because they’re lazy or stupid or abused?

I have very severe rheumatoid arthritis, to the point that now I have to use a walker to get around. And I’m only 50! For YEARS the Dr’s had me on a steroid drug called Prednisone, which was prescribed for pain. One of the KNOWN side effects is weight gain. I can tell you from personal experience that even with dieting I did not begin to really lose weight until I went off of that drug. And then I dropped a LOT really pretty fast. I am NOT advocating anyone quit their medications. I’m just saying that you would have categorized me as big dumb and lazy, but I was fat FROM THE MEDICATION. Get your head out of your ass, please. Don’t make statements that you obviously can’t back up with scientific data. I can’t say that I am happier now being thin and on narcotic pain meds vs fat & on drugs that made me that way.

Same thing with cats. LOTS of reasons they’re fat. I switched my guys to the Senior weight control cat food several months ago and if they’ve lost any weight, you can’t tell by looking.

460 Theo 04.11.07 at 2:12 am

Easy there MC2 — you may have some catching up to do… (long comment thread)

461 Sneezy 04.11.07 at 2:28 am

What the bloody hell…

S. has said ‘this is my last post’ and ‘I’m not reading anymore’ about 20 times now…I’m just wondering when we’ll get to the REAL last post. Self control probs much? Sigh.

462 Snorga 04.11.07 at 2:39 am

This is truly amazing. Over 400 comments. I haven’t seen such commentraversy since Cats’n Racks. Heather S. stated the facts quite well, I just have to say that it always seems to be the people least in touch with reality who take offense at it–the people without pets who want to criticize everyone else’s pets (and their owners); and the people whose racks have long since sagged to their ankles who want to cry and moan that someone else has a visible rack.

Meg and Theo, you guys have a great site. It’s a shame that pure cuteness doesn’t get the attention that cuteness with controversy does. That is an adorable, comfy, happy kitty, whose state of health no one can discern from three such photographs.

Lastly, I wonder why this adorable kitty has somehow led to so much argument, but none for “Sir Puddles”? He was pretty big, he just was in a different position and looked angry instead of comfy.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/10/i_know_cats_lik.html

463 Tiffany 04.11.07 at 2:45 am

Yeah, Snorga! And no one even congratulated me on my first “first post,” which I previously alluded to, but is now gone (for some reason). =(

464 s. 04.11.07 at 2:57 am

Thanks, Theo. musichick, if you had read more carefully, you would have seen that I myself was on Prednisone, so I know all about that side effect. And I am very much past this whole debate and this whole day, so let’s all just calm down and sleep sweet.

And Sneezy, my last post was going to be my last post, but I didn’t know there’d be another person still stuck on my ranting. It’s over now. Don’t care ’bout last words anymore.

465 Teri 04.11.07 at 3:09 am

I like cheese.

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

Best. Fat. Cat. Ever.

466 floppycat 04.11.07 at 3:12 am

psst, hey guys…there’s a new picture posted.
you can leave now…

467 Suda Nim 04.11.07 at 3:30 am

I’d quibble with the definition of the second photo of that MinPin as “sleeping.” I’d say that’s more of a a photo of a MinPin saying “Get that camera out of my face or never put on your shoes in security again.”

468 R. Moore 04.11.07 at 3:43 am

My GOSH what drama in comments. No need to shout so, people! Let CO be a happy place of peaceful communication, a haven from the weary world we live in.

Besides, stress is bad for your heart.

469 soxfan 04.11.07 at 3:51 am

I haven’t read all the comments, at least up to this one, but I gotta argue this -
————————
Oh, by the way you want your proof, here’s your proof:

http://www.kittenrescue.org/spayneuter.htm

It doesn’t say they’re GUARANTEED to live longer, but it DOES reduce the chance of getting ovarian cancer, which has known to be a problem in female kitties, especially pure breeds. So THAR. Yarrr.

Posted by: pillow
———————
I can’t speak for kitties, and I’m sure you’re right pillow, but in male dogs there is growing evidence that neutering actually increases a certain kind of cancer more than it decreases another kind of cancer. I haven’t saved any kind of proof but I’m sure anyone interested can google it. Also, not neutering them allows them to develop physically to their best advantage. This of course only really matters for actual working dogs, sporting dogs, agility dogs, and of course show dogs. Also, if there’s any question of keeping the dog from breeding, um, indiscriminately, by all means neuter. It’s all a matter of weighing the pros and cons.

I have lots more to say about all this stuff. I’m pro feeding raw, and totally anti PETA, which is really the same thing as “animal rights.” (Don’t even get me started about breed-specific legislation!) Any questions about that, just look up some of the quotes from Ingrid Newkirk, head of PETA.

Sorry all, I wouldn’t normally bring all this stuff here, I know it’s really not appropriate for Meg’s blog, but it’s just that kind of comment section. People interested in all these arguments will read them, and those that just want the fun comments will just skip it, I imagine. Either way it’s all good. :o )

470 acelightning 04.11.07 at 4:13 am

Holy Bast – 400-and-some comments! Quick, I need some non-controversial, adorable, “look-at-how-cute-I-am!” bunnies and kittens. And maybe a baby moose.

471 Sabella 04.11.07 at 4:23 am

LuckyNumbers, aka S, aka whatever…

So you don’t agree with spaying? That’s completely and utterly REDICULOUS. No spaying = more kittens. More kittens that will have a harder time finding a home, or living on the street starving for what they can catch. More kittens that will be euthanized. More kittens that possibly won’t find anyone to love them. You disgust me. Seriously.

472 trish 04.11.07 at 5:26 am

I haven’t read all of the comments, but I’ve read a lot of them. In any event, I think the person who submitted this photo deserves an apology. I think it’s horrible that the submitter was attacked as a bad owner and actually had to come back on and post a comment in her defense. That’s ridiculous! She was only trying to provide us with our daily dose of cuteness and instead she was attacked! I only hope this doesn’t prevent her from submitting any photos in the future. And seriously, next time a nuff pops up, just ignore them because they’re clearly just trying to rain on the parade that is cuteoverload. I just find this whole thing so sad, and that poor kitty didn’t get all the posts he deserves because most of the posts weren’t even about him! Anyway, I think this kitty is adorable and I wish I could snorgle him! So cute, so cute.

473 caroline 04.11.07 at 5:42 am

He is adorable!… That’s what Cuteoverload is all about.. I want to hug the stuffing out of this sweet kitty…
I love the white tipped tail!

474 amaretto_bunny 04.11.07 at 6:12 am

Suda Nim,

Lol! I’m pretty sure she was sleeping just before we took that pic, but she sensed that someone was sneaking up on her and was all, “Hmm?”

475 lauowolf 04.11.07 at 6:55 am

Beautiful kitty.
I have such a soft spot for tuxedo cats.
My couch wants one of these.
And, damn, I want to pounce his tail.
But 400 odd (some *very* odd) posts?
Gad!
I’m off to find the puddin.

476 jenn 04.11.07 at 1:06 pm

oh, my cat Mozart is a fat cat and a couch-straddler as well. however, the vet says he’s just fine and doesn’t need a diet because he’s really a LARGE cat (almost Maine coon size). maybe Buddy is just as big. as long as he’s happy, taken to the vet for his health, and taken care of, then i don’t see what the big fuss is about.
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ANOREXIC KITTEHS!

477 jen 04.11.07 at 1:20 pm

i cant believe this listing has over 400 comments. too bad that so many of them are negative. i hope CO doesnt feel underappreciated, and i hope the kitty’s owner isn’t torn up about it. my kitty made it on CO last week and i would have been so, so sad if a bunch of ’nuffs rained on my parade.
thanks, CO.
buddy is a beautiful kitteh.

478 Helene 04.11.07 at 1:28 pm

LOL @ the BARF diet!!! Seems my kitteh is on it as he left me a lil’ surprise all over my bed yesterday…

As for buddy… looks like someone dipped his tail in white paint!! (sing-song)

479 cutebabyfix.com 04.11.07 at 1:31 pm

Wow, I woke up this morning, did that blog checkin thing- and no one even got my antimacatsar joke because of all the nuffin. (Except for Redzilla, thank you darlink.) What an exciting night you all have been having. So let me get this straight:
Fat=bad
barf=good
puddin=delishous
Theo=hilarious
s=crazy
cat=redonkulous
cheese=depends
CO=teh Qte

There. That should sum it up all the late comin peeps.

480 Helene 04.11.07 at 1:42 pm

cutebaby, where were you yesterday night? This seems to have happened in between my last CO check (perhaps at 4pm ET) and my first CO check at home at around 6.30 pm… It was RUSH HOUR on Teh Qte!!!

481 cutebabyfix.com 04.11.07 at 2:09 pm

Where was I between 4 and 6? Well, let’s see I gots 4 kids, some of em little yet, a dog, two cats, two bunns, and a hardworkin man who have this annoying habit of deciding they are “Starving” between the hours aformentioned. But I guess that would get me in trouble now, cause I gots the chubbiest babies in town. I haven’t bothered to have their teeth analyzed to make sure they aren’t carnivores. As far as I ken tell, the baby naturally loves bacon and hates spinach. Go figure.

482 Helene 04.11.07 at 2:24 pm

cutebaby,

OMG that bun bun pic on your site is too much!!! OMG here’s another one! SQEEEEEE!!

Now geez, you gotta tell those 4 kids and hubby that you’re on CO between 4 and 6!! That’s when all the action is!

483 Li 04.11.07 at 2:50 pm

Wow, I’m with the owner.I really feel like kicking the asses of the people making fat comments.

I have four cats. Two (a sister and brother) are fat, one is normal sized, one is downright scrawny (you can see his ribs). They all have equal access to the food bowls and they’re all active (spend hours pouncing on each other and running around).

Different animals react differently to food and environment, just like humans, and the reason why is largely genetic (notice the two fat kitties are siblings). It has nothing to do with being a bad owner.

So everyone who has a problem with these pics needs to shut the hell up and keep their eating disorders to themselves.

484 newmoonpie 04.11.07 at 2:59 pm

good LORD, people. I go home, do some sleeping, and come back to THIS?? you could power a small country with the angst in this thread.

and yes. i’d love to see a boxer sleeping on the back of the sofa cushions. my cats do the dangle all the time, but my dog never does.

pudding!

485 Theo 04.11.07 at 3:41 pm

Pudding!???
…Marshmallow Banana!

486 cfhistorian 04.11.07 at 3:44 pm

Cute kitty…my parents have 4 Jack Russell terriers and they do this, too! *schemes to get pictures the next time she visits*

487 klawmama 04.11.07 at 3:44 pm

I have been perusing the comments that took place all night and there’s one that really stuck out because it was soooo sad.
AMY H – you really know a girl who’s allergic to garlic? Poor, poor thing. Is there no cure??? Maybe she’s a vampire?

488 Helene 04.11.07 at 3:45 pm

Theo!!!! There you are! Where’s my big CO debut, hmmmm?? (taps foot)

489 klawmama 04.11.07 at 3:51 pm

I’m putting this back up because I love it and want to share. I posted it soooooooo many comments ago, but it was kind of lost in the mix.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpA2tMrQ4RU

: )

490 Theo 04.11.07 at 3:52 pm

Helene — don’t look at me, I haven’t misplaced it.

491 ariella 04.11.07 at 3:54 pm

First, very sweet cat.
Second, someone mentioned a link between neutering and weight gain in cats. Maybe no one is still interested in this topic, but I found a paper from 2001 that had some info on that. Sorry the abstract is kind of long. (By the way, this is just information that I thought was interesting, not an attempt to take any sides on any issues that may or may not have come up recently).

J Small Anim Pract. 2001 Sep;42(9):433-8.The effects of ovariohysterectomy on bodyweight, composition and condition score were evaluated in 49 cats that were fed ad libitum and 11 cats that had their food allowances controlled with the aim of maintaining a stable bodyweight. In cats fed ad libitum, bodyweight increased by an average of 31 per cent in the 12 months following ovariohysterectomy compared with 3.1 per cent over the 12 months before surgery, and this was largely due to increased body fat content. There was no difference in weight gain between cats fed dry or canned foods, but weight gain was inversely related to age and bodyweight at the time of neutering. Mean bodyweight increased by 7.5 per cent in the controlled feeding group, compared with 3.6 per cent over the 12 months before surgery, and individual bodyweights were maintained to within 10 per cent of pre-neutering values in nine cats. The other two cats experienced substantial weight gain (+20 per cent and +36 per cent), despite being fed only 40 kcal/kg/day. There were no significant changes in body composition of cats with controlled dietary allowances and their condition scores were significantly lower than those of cats fed ad libitum. The results confirm a link between ovariohysterectomy and the development of obesity in cats with free access to food, and indicate that substantial reductions in energy intake are required to prevent weight gain in such cats.

492 AmyH 04.11.07 at 4:08 pm

klawmama – I’ve seen her out and about in daylight hours, so no, she’s not a vampire. It is horribly sad. Almost as sad as being allergic to chocolate (the horror!) but perhaps worse because garlic is in so much yummy food.

493 eikoleigh 04.11.07 at 4:19 pm

lol. These pics are funny. That is one fat kitty….

494 E. Collison 04.11.07 at 4:30 pm

*I* *love* *cheese.*

Commentroversies? [yawns, rolls over and goes back to sleep]

Also, this seems to be a seasonal phenom. About this time last year, AnimalMommy did her thing on another thread.

Like Gilda Radner said, it’s always *something.* ;)

495 Keli W 04.11.07 at 4:31 pm

First time poster long time lurker. This could be my cat, she looks almost just like her from behind. My cat started gaining weight in a big way after we got her spade and I’m kinda at a loss what to do about it. I have 2 cats and my 2nd cat is very old (almost 20 years) and underweight so I don’t want to start feeding them diet food. And I hate the idea of forcing her on a diet even though i know that would be in her best interest. I just don’t like the thought of her going hungry. Anyone have any suggestions what to do when you have an overweight cat and an underweight cat in the same house?

Aside from that – very snorgly kitty!

496 cutebabyfix.com 04.11.07 at 4:43 pm

My kids are allergic to garlic, chocolate AND pie. Which is why we have so many animals, because there has to be SOME joy. I keep a secret shoebox full of all the forbidden foods for my self, because otherwise I *would* die…mmmmm puddin.

497 cutebabyfix.com 04.11.07 at 4:45 pm

And I’m not sure but I think one of them may be a vampire, yes.

498 klawmama 04.11.07 at 4:46 pm

They’re allergic to pie? All pie? How do they formulate the area of a circle??? (*bad* joke).

Honestly though, allergic to garlic & chocolate? Did you piss off some gypsies a long time ago or something?

499 Helene 04.11.07 at 4:47 pm

Keli,

Here’s what I did when I had a kitten and an adult cat and didn’t want the adult to eat the fattening kitten food. I took a big box, taped it shut and cut opening just big enough for the kitten to get in. The bowl was inside. To refill, I had to use a 1-cup mesuring cup and reach in :)

It’s fun because you can also cut tiny holes to let the light in, and to play “shredded fingers” with the kitten.

I would make the hole bigger as the kitten grew until it was big enough for both cats. That meant it was time for adult food for both of them!

500 klawmama 04.11.07 at 4:59 pm

Keli – I had to separate my cats for a while too and I fed one of them in the bathroom. This obviously doesn’t work for grazers, but when you have a set feeding time it’s perfect!

501 lauowolf 04.11.07 at 5:03 pm

I LOVED antimicatsir.
It’s just
I only got to this post at the 400+ stage and was too overwhelmed to react.

So put out cereal and milk (think of it as people kibble) at 4:00, and let them fend for themselves — there are such things as priorities!

502 one of the erins 04.11.07 at 5:52 pm

Sorry about my mistaken sender-inner identity earlier. I guess I need to read better.

Also, I have always said that everyone should have snacktime and naptime as adults, just like in kindergarten (or preschool?)… but let’s add the pet of your choice to snorgle too.

503 Keli 04.11.07 at 6:50 pm

Thanks for the tips! I think separate feeding rooms and different foods are going to be the way to go.

504 musicchick2 04.11.07 at 8:10 pm

s – I apologize. I guess I didn’t read that closely. Thanks for acknowledging that sometimes overweight is due to outside circumstances.

505 Theo 04.11.07 at 8:19 pm

Semi-related…
Paula Scher has diagrammed the progression of what we call “commentroversy” here on Teh Qte™, and you can practically trace it step by step through this thread:
http://www.nowpublic.com/paula_scher_diagrams_the_blog

506 guineapiggin9 04.11.07 at 8:22 pm

Guys, you must admit that a FAT cat is way way way better than a FLAT cat!!! (cuz if it was flat it would b dead…LOL)

507 klawmama 04.11.07 at 8:25 pm

That’s a great diagram! I love it when someone puts their creativity behind something so silly and turns it into art : )

508 Theo 04.11.07 at 8:29 pm
509 you guys r silly 04.11.07 at 8:45 pm

hee-hee…
I heart that picture of Flat Kenya… &:o)

510 August 04.11.07 at 9:27 pm

Ah, cats are so good at luxuriating. =)

511 cutebabyfix.com 04.11.07 at 9:56 pm

Klawmama-
Yes, pretty much all pie. I don’t remember any gypsies, but my husband was pretty wild in college- I blame him. He did date a girl named Ingrid- maybe she did it. Ironically, the kid with the most allergies is a genius and is currently memorizing the digits of pi. For fun. She can do double digits. She is the spooky one that is prolly a vampire.

512 lauowolf 04.11.07 at 10:52 pm

So who is the genius who makes full-sized individualized bobble-headed cat?????
We’re only wondering if this comes under the heading of worshiping of idols.

513 s. 04.11.07 at 11:24 pm

musicchick- No problem.

514 ~*bria*~ 04.11.07 at 11:28 pm

this is hil-arious!!and super cute!!!

515 AmyH 04.11.07 at 11:42 pm

That blog diagram is a hoot. Wow. It’s so true. I’m glad I started during the lighthearted section at the end.

516 Mary 04.12.07 at 12:11 am

Wow – 479 comments and still going. I couldn’t read them all but I’m glad I saw the one about the blog diagram. What a hoot!

And Buddy is still tempting me to hit my forehead on the glass with an attempted snorgle.. I will resist.

517 Mary 04.12.07 at 12:12 am

OMG AmyH and I both said “what a hoot” at the same time!

518 Mary 04.12.07 at 12:14 am

Hmm not at the same time. I apparently accidentally plagiarized. So sorry! But I do stand by the statement.. what a hoot!:)

519 Boo Boo da Bad Cat 04.12.07 at 12:31 am

I think this is what Domino would look like if she ate Dat Fat Cat.

Cannibowlism izn’t cute, tho.

520 Alexis 04.12.07 at 1:47 am

My cat’s name is Buddy too! Yaaayyyyy!!!!!!

521 Hafren 04.12.07 at 7:55 am

Poor cat.

522 acelightning 04.12.07 at 8:58 am

I’m violently allergic to garlic and onions (and anything else in that family, like scallions, leeks, shallots, chives, etc.). Also tomatoes, all olive products, almost the entire family of cabbage vegetables (including broccoli), mushrooms, vinegar, fish and seafood, and strawberries. This makes dining in restaurants complicated, and eating airline food almost impossible.

523 cutebabyfix.com 04.12.07 at 1:24 pm

That is quite a list acelightning, but you can’t beat me. In fact, I doubt any one could beat me at this game. My kids and Husband are allergic to all gluten which is wheat, rye, oats, and barley, all dairy products, corn, millet, potatoes, pork, tuna, apples, grapes, bananas, cabbages, lettuce, garlic, tomatoes, all nuts, sunflower seeds, chocolate, broccoli, watermelon, soy products, strawberries, and a bunch of different things like colorings and pretty much artificial anything. I probably forgot some stuff, this is just the list off the top of my head. I double dog dare anyone to beat that! For those of you who will now worry about our weight because there is not enough food to eat, don’t worry, we all pretty much look like buddy.

524 Kate 04.12.07 at 2:25 pm

Ok, I’m this cat’s mom. I haven’t read all bajillion posts, but I will say this:

1) The couch straddling makes him look 10lbs heavier – he’s only 13 lbs! NOT obese.

2) I used to be a vet tech. Thats how I got him…from a client whose boyfriend had allergies. He’s been the same size pretty much his whole life (working at a vet, he got special weight-control attention) and is on special, controlled food.

3) This is a positive website. Be nice and enjoy these angels on earth.Thanks to Meg for celebrating them here!

525 A thinker 04.12.07 at 3:20 pm

Hmm. I’m guessing with the amount of comments, there’s some kind of Commentroversy going on.

I’m not even going to look at it. I’m just going to say:

I heart Buddy. He is easily the most awesome cat I have seen in a long time. I would like to hug him.

526 Kate 04.12.07 at 3:45 pm

Thank you :)

(to both “A thinker” and all of the supportive, nice people here!)

527 lou lou 04.12.07 at 4:16 pm

I am incredibly amazed at the judgmental people that are posting on this site. You must be so unhappy considering you think it’s necessary to make negative comments about an adorable animal you’ve never seen in person AND the owner who could very well be the kindest person you’ll ever know. Too bad you fill your life and others with such negativity. So sorry for you.

Thanks for sharing Buddy’s adorable shot with all of us! Squeezes to both of you.

528 Helene 04.12.07 at 6:49 pm

Pssst Kate, it’s the camera that adds 10 pounds, not the couch!! ;-D

529 Boo Boo da Bad Cat 04.12.07 at 7:19 pm

He’s not fat…he’s husky.

I think the bobblehead kitty is too awesome for words-your sister is so cool to have it made for you.

My Fat Cat only weighs 14lbs, but whenever anyone sees her, they’re all “Dang, that’s the fattest cat I’ve ever seen!”

She bit a vet tech the other day, right after the girl called her fat. :P

The vet just told her it served her right for insulting the customer…heehee!

She was stomped as a kitten, and her insides were really messed up, so her stomach bulges. With her super thick coat, she looks like a furry beach ball on little stick legs.

They didn’t think she’d make it past kittenhood, but she just turned twelve.

530 Li 04.12.07 at 7:29 pm

Kate, sorry you had to read all this garbage. Buddy is lucky to have such a loving mommy.

531 Helene 04.12.07 at 11:25 pm

I wonder what is the record for commentroversy on this site? Even the puffer fish didn’t get that many posts…

532 foxsoxfurver 04.12.07 at 11:59 pm

HOLY CRAP!! 0: that cat has some serious obisity issuses.

533 Alazar 04.13.07 at 1:01 am

I think the record is about a thousand with the baby biting the kitty’s tail. Buddy probably made the top 5, though. He’s the shiznit.

534 Helene 04.13.07 at 3:45 pm

You’re right, it was the baby-biter! I didn’t read much of it, but enough to see one comment where the lady said to discipline the child to show him to respect animals. Discipline a tiny baby that won’t understand why you do it? LOL! Amazing!

535 Karen in Toronto 04.13.07 at 4:30 pm

498.

I have a shoulderstraddler/ head-in-towelstraddler (aka Handsome Stranger).

536 Theo 04.13.07 at 4:38 pm

I wonder who will get Comment #500?…
(no, I’m not going to cheap out & go for it)

537 Teri 04.13.07 at 4:56 pm

500th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(that THAT ‘firsters’! HA!)

538 Theo 04.13.07 at 5:35 pm

[schnickerment]

539 cutebabyfix.com 04.13.07 at 6:19 pm

So- according to the chart that Theo posted, what happens to a blog thread that goes through all the phases, but keeps going? Does it just start over, or does it evolve, turning into something totally new? We could find out….(C’mon peeps it’s a challenge)

540 cutebabyfix.com 04.13.07 at 6:21 pm

Maybe it is like at a party where if it goes too late, everybody gets to that slap happy stage where everything is funny. That would be cool.

541 jaypo 04.13.07 at 7:37 pm

Holy shlamoly. Go away, come back. 503 comments. Methinks, Hmmmmmm, fat kitty, lotsa nuffers.

I was right!! Mr. Theo, do I get a prize, pleeze? And willya look at that teensy tiny scrollbar over there——->>

542 SKG 04.13.07 at 9:46 pm

Is s still here? The reason the cow can get great stuff like protein and B12 from grass is that she has a rumen. Do you have a rumen?

543 Theo 04.13.07 at 10:22 pm

Jaypo — umm… prize?
I suppose I’ve got plenty of bleen here…?

544 mickej 04.14.07 at 12:13 am

OMG that is a FAT but CUTE cat!

545 cutebabyfix.com 04.14.07 at 2:47 am

This thread is (Bee Gees Voices)Ehn Ehn Ehn Ehn Stayin Alive!

546 Barbara 04.14.07 at 1:10 pm

MY cat Handsome, a black & white we nicknamed Bubsy, was chubby from the time we neutered him until he developed cancer. All these people yelling about cat abuse would probably have been enraged with me if I hadn’t neutered him. Being neutered is not natural either, but many many cats gain a substantial amount of weight after that. Chill out. Unless you want all cats to be feral, there’s going to be chubby cats.

RIP Handsome, we miss you.

547 Shandawg 04.14.07 at 4:49 pm

This is my very first visit to this site and I looooooove the cutie kitty pics!! but at the risk of stirring up the pot again (and i really don’t mean to, but i just can’t leave this alone!) “s” said : “I didn’t mean to be all mean and throw veganism and BARF at everyone.”

I am soooooo glad I wasn’t here when “BARF was being thrown at people!! ewwwwww!=-)

548 cutebabyfix.com 04.14.07 at 7:41 pm

I seem to remember someone threw puddin in Theos ear. Puddin is way better than BARF.

549 Kate 04.14.07 at 8:46 pm

Congrats, Teri, on the 500th comment! Is there a blog term for such an accomplishment?

550 Theo 04.14.07 at 9:37 pm

Amen, CBF.

551 Teri 04.15.07 at 1:05 am

I’ve no idea if there is a special term for it. I’ve never managed such a milestone before.

So, let’s make up a term! Make it fitting for the CO Glossary too. Make it something we can all aspire to!

552 Kate 04.15.07 at 3:33 am

Shnikes. I’ll brainstorm…Theo would be better at this.

553 cutebabyfix.com 04.16.07 at 2:33 pm

I dunno about the 500 comments thang but I have decided to aspire to be the last poster on this thread. Some people are all “woot” when they are the first poster, but I am gonna be last. Dead last. And I have some OCD people, so don’t even think you can outlast me. I’m tenacious:)

554 Theo 04.16.07 at 3:11 pm

Best o’luck, there, CBF.

And as far as a word for scoring Comment #500… how about “500th”? And then there’s the exceedingly rare “1,000th” of course…

555 Helene 04.16.07 at 5:20 pm

*I* shall have the last word here.

556 cutebabyfix.com 04.16.07 at 6:11 pm

*sticks out tongue at Helene*
Nah nah nah nah nah you can’t outpost me cause I’m reeeeally obnoxious.

557 Helene 04.16.07 at 6:31 pm

Oh yeah? Well… THERE!

558 Theo 04.16.07 at 6:35 pm

Just so y’all know.
It’s Meg & me what has access to the “close comments” button for these CO posts here.
Carry on.
;)

559 Helene 04.16.07 at 7:00 pm

Then it’s a race!!!

560 Kate 04.17.07 at 3:26 am

LAST!

561 Helene 04.17.07 at 1:13 pm

Oh no you don’t!

562 cosmiquemuffin 04.17.07 at 1:31 pm

It is *I* who am last in this commentroversy!

Hahahahahahahahahhaaaaa!

*whew*

563 Helene 04.17.07 at 1:45 pm

Nope.

564 cutebabyfix.com 04.17.07 at 7:49 pm

HA! You thought you all beat me, but you didn’t. It was just a clever ruse to make you all overconfident. I’m last. I know I will be cause all the kids always picked me last for everything…

565 Helene 04.17.07 at 7:51 pm

You wish.

566 Theo 04.17.07 at 8:38 pm

LEAST!!!
[snicker]

567 cutebabyfix.com 04.17.07 at 8:55 pm

*raspberries*

568 Helene 04.17.07 at 11:37 pm

*strawberry fields forever*

569 pyrit 04.18.07 at 1:42 am

*sour grapes*

570 Theo 04.18.07 at 2:05 am

*crème brûlée*
(you know, as a nice canvas for all this fresh seasonal fruit)

571 Helene 04.18.07 at 1:25 pm

blueberries!!!

572 cutebabyfix.com 04.18.07 at 4:29 pm

mmm creme brulee. I am totally on a diet tho. I ken only eat meat now, because I am hoping ketosis will set in before I have to wear a swimsuit.
Sorry animals:(

last

573 cutebabyfix.com 04.18.07 at 4:33 pm

Aww, dang, I just realized this might bait the troll. I didn’t even think about that until I hit post. fwiw, I tried being a vegetarian. It made me get really fat, and gave me migraines. So there.

574 Helene 04.18.07 at 5:15 pm

Yeah yeah bla bla bla. You’re only rambling on to post something, but I’m still here posting away!!

;-D

575 Theo 04.18.07 at 7:23 pm

Pot, meet kettle…

576 Helene 04.18.07 at 7:45 pm

Theo, you use a kettle for that?

577 cutebabyfix.com 04.18.07 at 10:57 pm

Yay, I get to be kettle! Which is all witchy and mysterious, but pot is just y’know, illegal and for Losers. And at least I’m makin an effort here,trying to post *something*

So here’s my stump speech for Theo and Meg:

I believe that you should choose me to be the last poster here, on Buddy’s thread because I feel the time has come for all Americans who have red blood flowing in their veins to embrace the principles of Cuteness, Pie , and Pudding. If chosen, I promise to fight Nuffinghams with what ever force is necessary, nothing is off the table. Like our Forefathers, I believe in Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of bunnies who are hopping away from you. Fellow Cuteologists, I know these days seem bleak, but if we band together in the spirit of Buddy, we will all be much more comfortabuhls, and less likely to say Ehn. Amen.

578 pyrit 04.18.07 at 11:00 pm

Prickly pear.

579 Helene 04.18.07 at 11:38 pm

Your lips are moving but all I hear is bla bla bla.

;-)

As a real French speaking Canadian, I believe onlee *I* can trewly combine zee Outrrageoous Frawnsh Occents and ze cute.

580 pyrit 04.18.07 at 11:41 pm

Eau, rillay? Zen, vy deed yeau not zay, “bleu berets!”? Hmmm, non?

581 cutebabyfix.com 04.19.07 at 12:41 am

Uh..
Fraunch Dressing…
Fraunch fries…
Fraunch Toast….
and PERU!

(First person to get the reference is tewtelly awesome…)

582 Kate 04.19.07 at 1:52 am

Yeah, I don’t get the reference. But my mom thinks I’m tewtelly awesome. haha

Empire Berries!
(yummy jam…good for eating AND throwing at http://berriesinajar.com/ )

583 pyrit 04.19.07 at 2:04 am

I cheated by looking it up, Monique, I mean, cutebabyfix. There, I didn’t give it away.
~Bleenberry.~

584 anner 04.19.07 at 2:16 am

no need for me to look it up…BETTER OFF DEAD!

585 Theo 04.19.07 at 2:39 am

Pyrit — sounds yummy! On a posser roll?

586 Helene 04.19.07 at 3:28 am

Pyrit, eets becauze eets not “blue berets” but “bleuets”! Or “myrtilles”…

587 cutebabyfix.com 04.19.07 at 11:21 am

It’s got raisins- you like raisins…

588 pyrit 04.19.07 at 12:11 pm

(chuckleberry)
You Peeps are peachy.

589 cutebabyfix.com 04.19.07 at 1:12 pm

I gave my buns some banana and I think I heard them go squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

last.

590 Helene 04.19.07 at 2:25 pm

Your mahder was a hamster and your fader smeltte ov elle-there-bear-izes.

591 cutebabyfix.com 04.19.07 at 4:07 pm

You got me there. Yer Dead on.
But that’s why I love CO so much- Hamster Genes. I was wondering when my huge buckteeth would give it away.

592 Helene 04.19.07 at 4:57 pm

Can you name the reference?

593 Theo 04.19.07 at 5:06 pm

MP & Holy Grail of course…

594 cutebabyfix.com 04.19.07 at 5:20 pm

What is this the Spanish Inquisition? If you are relying on fear and surprise to get last post your going to have to work a little harder than that.

595 Theo 04.19.07 at 5:23 pm

…and a fanatical devotion to Teh Qte. (THREE!)

596 cutebabyfix.com 04.19.07 at 6:01 pm

Three? Three what? Three posts left? Ok.

597 cutebabyfix.com 04.19.07 at 6:02 pm

I am

598 cutebabyfix.com 04.19.07 at 6:03 pm

last

599 Helene 04.19.07 at 6:03 pm

Une…

600 Helene 04.19.07 at 6:03 pm

Deux…

601 Helene 04.19.07 at 6:05 pm

Trois!!!

602 cutebabyfix.com 04.19.07 at 6:05 pm

Last

603 cutebabyfix.com 04.19.07 at 6:06 pm

ded last

604 Helene 04.19.07 at 6:07 pm

last

605 Helene 04.19.07 at 6:07 pm

last

606 Helene 04.19.07 at 6:10 pm

Je suis la dernière!!!

607 cutebabyfix.com 04.19.07 at 6:11 pm

Wow you are an awesome opponent Helene. I unfortunately have a life, so I have to go for now.

*I’ll be back* (said in my best Guhvuhnuh of Caleefohneea voice)

608 Helene 04.19.07 at 6:13 pm

Are you saying I don’t have a life?

609 Theo 04.19.07 at 6:25 pm

CBF — the THREE! thing was just part of the MP “Spanish Inquisition” sketch. I got it slightly wrong, though… the “fanatical devotion” bit would’ve made it FOUR! whereas THREE! came after Fear, Surprise, and Ruthless Efficiency. Ah well.
;)
http://people.csail.mit.edu/paulfitz/spanish/script.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO68fUMWx3g

610 pyrit 04.19.07 at 6:39 pm

Tootie fruity, Oh Cutie.

611 Helene 04.19.07 at 6:47 pm

I’m still here, lurking in the shadows…

612 Theo 04.19.07 at 6:53 pm

Doesn’t “lurking” mean “reading but not commenting”?
Y’know, just to be technical.

Song, sung, blue,
Weepin’ like a willow…

613 Helene 04.19.07 at 7:13 pm

It means I’m working a bit, then check if there are new comments…

Dum dum dum… Another bites the dust!

614 pyrit 04.19.07 at 7:33 pm

I tried to sneak one in there when the new (rainbow) post went up.
Desperado,
why don’t you come to your senses?

615 Theo 04.19.07 at 7:38 pm

For the record, my lyrical snippet wasn’t a non sequitur. Check the meter against Helene’s comment, immediately preceding. [tsk]

616 Helene 04.19.07 at 7:58 pm

I don’t get it.

617 Theo 04.19.07 at 8:03 pm
618 pyrit 04.19.07 at 8:12 pm

Theee-Oh is, such a funny singer!
Theee-Oh is, not much of a swinger!
But when he can
He’s the man
Who will sing the blue-ue-ues
Then he sings a little more,
After drinkin’ some brews…

619 Theo 04.19.07 at 8:16 pm

heh, Pyrit… the “brew” today was from here:
http://www.cariboucoffee.com/menu/coffee.asp

620 pyrit 04.19.07 at 8:16 pm

Helene’s still here,
Lurking in the shadows.
Helene’s still a dear,
Even when she’s bad-oh.
She’s got style
She perserveres
Despite all that has passed,
Yet I feel she’ll post again
‘Cause she wants to be last!

621 cutebabyfix.com 04.19.07 at 8:30 pm

No- I’m saying I don’t have a life- the autistic teenager is home from school, and autism waits for no man. Or blog…

622 Theo 04.19.07 at 8:30 pm

+1 to Pyrit for the obscure hidden track. (Can you do one for “Fall At Your Feet”?)

623 cutebabyfix.com 04.19.07 at 8:37 pm

Oh and Theo, I knew that, about “three” It was all a lame move on my part to get you to call this race so I don’t have to concede this battle to Helene who obviously has the fanatical devotion and ruthless efficiency down pat.
I however, am merely a humble servant of the cute, who ekes out my spare minutes for the greater good of lastness.

And you have to admit this is pretty hilarious. I have 8, no make that 9, million things to do today, and all I can do is hit refresh. The internets are a taxing master.

624 Theo 04.19.07 at 8:44 pm

LOL.
I have no intention of calling this “race”. And yes, teh funnys has us.

625 cutebabyfix.com 04.19.07 at 8:55 pm

Oh I get it – It’s a conspiracy, and Theo has decided he wants all the glory for himself. *shifty eyes, wrings hands* I must be last… must…*Mutters incoherently*

626 pyrit 04.19.07 at 9:01 pm

Theo – Sure I can! Whoops!
Splat.

627 Theo 04.19.07 at 9:06 pm

LOL! Again!
Pyrit silly.

628 Helene 04.19.07 at 9:51 pm

Dayum you guys, close to 20 posts just during the time it took me to commute home!

629 Kate Vietze 04.20.07 at 12:48 am

What does the v stand 4 in kate.v cause i was just looking through abd it was kinda freaky when i saw kate.v cause my name is kate .v

630 cutebabyfix.com 04.20.07 at 12:28 pm

It is a beautiful morning everyone. And we do well to honor the vastness that is Buddy by posting continuously on his thread. Biting babies will be as naught to the thread that is Buddy. The sun is shining, the grass is green, I am privileged to live in the home of the brave and the land of the Free, and Buddy is snorgling his sofa. It doesn’t get any better than this.

631 pyrit 04.20.07 at 4:53 pm

Nice try, cutebabyfix. ;-)
’scuse me, my turn.
And the first shall be last and the last shall be first, and I shall be the first to be last.

632 Theo 04.20.07 at 4:56 pm

Just keep sayin’ it ’til you believe it. If that helps.

633 pyrit 04.20.07 at 5:32 pm

I do believe in posts,
I do believe in posts,
I do, I do, I do believe in posts.

634 cutebabyfix.com 04.20.07 at 5:54 pm

posting- it’s the gift that keeps on giving.

635 Helene 04.20.07 at 6:09 pm

Hey guys, missed me?

636 cutebabyfix.com 04.20.07 at 7:47 pm

I think that the quality of the post should have some bearing on who posts last, don’t you? Just posting “Last” does not seem worthy of Buddy. Although quantity is and attribute that Buddy embodies, I also feel he is a quality cat, and deserves the best we have to offer.

637 cutebabyfix.com 04.20.07 at 8:28 pm

In the spirit of quality, I offer The first in a series of “famous cats”.

For your enjoyment: The first scene of MacBeth, by the Bard himself.

SCENE I. A desert place.

Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches

First Witch

When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

Second Witch

When the hurlyburly’s done,
When the battle’s lost and won.

Third Witch

That will be ere the set of sun.

First Witch

Where the place?

Second Witch

Upon the heath.

Third Witch

There to meet with Macbeth.

First Witch

I come, Graymalkin!

Second Witch

Paddock calls.

Third Witch

Anon.

ALL

Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Hover through the fog and filthy air.

Exeunt

638 Helene 04.21.07 at 1:01 am

*beep!*

639 cutebabyfix.com 04.21.07 at 4:14 pm

I don’t really think you could beep Graymalkin and live.

640 cutebabyfix.com 04.21.07 at 4:18 pm

Did you know that before he was known as “The King,” they called Elvis Presley “The Hillbilly Cat”?

mee yow.

641 pyrit 04.21.07 at 4:29 pm

That settles it then, Helene, cutebabyfix and I *are* the 3 witches of Macbeth?
Full of potions, and rhymed speech. Slightly ridiculous. Supernatural. Casting omens?
“Double, double, toil and trouble.
Fire burn and cauldron bubble”

642 cutebabyfix.com 04.21.07 at 6:21 pm

Kewl. Only I get to be Granny Weatherwax.

643 pyrit 04.22.07 at 1:45 am

I want to be Witch Hazel!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_Hazel_%28Looney_Tunes%29

Like my hair?

644 Helene 04.22.07 at 3:29 pm

“I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!”

Source?

645 Theo 04.22.07 at 4:26 pm

Helene — don’t think you’re going to stump anybody with Princess Bride, ’round here.

646 cutebabyfix.com 04.22.07 at 7:09 pm

The book of the Princess Bride is much better than the movie, but nobody has ever read it. Except me. I think I must be very odd, because no one ever gets my references.

By the way, In the first Tom and Jerry cartoon, Tom was not Tom. They called him Jasper. Just so you know.

647 Theo 04.22.07 at 8:25 pm

CBF — both the Goldman book AND the Reiner movie, in this household.
;)

648 cutebabyfix.com 04.22.07 at 11:59 pm

yay Theo! I am always saying things like, in the history of posting, this post takes them all…
did you ever send in to the author for the secret bottom of the ravine bits? I liked the movie Wesley, but he was just slightly smarmier than the book one, who is the perfect man. I’m sure guys every where love hearing how women are holding them to this totally fictional standard.
And all of the history of Fezzik and Inigo- how can the movie even compare? The end where the 6 fingered man gets it is kind of creepy in the movie, but in the book I always cry because I’m sappy like that.
But the best part of the whole book is how you find out about his cold wife and fat kid and how life is not fair. When I was in 5th grade that was very comforting to find out- because I always thought only my life sucked- it turns out everyone’s does!

649 cutebabyfix.com 04.23.07 at 12:29 pm

In the first episode of the Brady Bunch, the girls had a cat named Fluffy, who was never seen again in any other episode. I’m assuming their evil new step dad made them get rid of it. Dang, I loved that show.
Greg was so hot.
Marsha Marsha Marsha!

650 cutebabyfix.com 04.23.07 at 12:31 pm

*walks into thread, hears her footsteps echo* Am I alone in here? Could that mean I’m Last?

651 Helene 04.23.07 at 1:40 pm

It’s my birthday today, so as a gift to me, I shall be last here!!! Happy birthday to ME!!! 33!

652 Theo 04.23.07 at 3:22 pm

CBF — (re: private ravine scene) no, never did. But we can fill in the blanks.

You’re right about book vs. movie with the character development, but there’s been bigger gaps with other stories, notably “Dune”.

653 Helene 04.23.07 at 3:33 pm

Gee Theo, thanks for the birthday wishes! :-p

654 Theo 04.23.07 at 3:52 pm

OK then, Helene — happy birthday!
[...then quickly closes the comments]
[snicker!]
[jus' kiddingks]

655 Helene 04.23.07 at 5:33 pm

Don’t you DARE!!!

And thank you. :)

[Oh, I'd dare. I WOULD DARE. - Ed.]
;)

656 Helene 04.23.07 at 6:24 pm

OMG you didn’t!!!! That’s it. You owe me a kitty. I’ll take the one with the striped tail. No the gray one. No the black one. Can I have the mommy too?

657 cutebabyfix.com 04.23.07 at 6:32 pm

Yes, very much the same with Dune, but the book is very serious, whilst the movie is so unintentionally hilarious, and of course there is Sting in all of his youthful glory. It was weird, I went to a Sting concert last year, and he looked like my grandpa.
Your new site is very awesome Theo, my husband has been drooling over all the wordpressy goodness.

Happy Birthday, Helene- but I am two years older so if age goes before beauty, I am Last.

658 Theo 04.23.07 at 7:11 pm

CBF — my new site? Eh wot??
If you’re talking about ICanHasCheezburger (are you?) that’s not mine… I’m just a fan (and occasional content submitter). More “info” here:
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/about/

659 cutebabyfix.com 04.23.07 at 7:16 pm

Ha! I thought it was yers!

660 Helene 04.23.07 at 7:24 pm

Pfffft to you CBF. I’m the age of the Christ, doesn’t that count for something? Act your age, not your shoe size. So since I’m the youngster here, I’m allowed to be a big baby and keep posting, but YOU should be more mature and beyond that sort of childish pursuits. Tsk tsk.

Theo, I still want that kitty. Ignoring me won’t make me go away.

661 Theo 04.23.07 at 7:30 pm

Not my kitties, y’know. We’re just the foster family.

662 cutebabyfix.com 04.23.07 at 8:10 pm

Actually Helene, that is a lot funnier than you know. I was a real serious kid, and people would tease me that I have been 40 since the day I was born. Now that I am skidding towards 40, my husband swears I am aging backwards. Like Mork from Ork. Go figure;)

last. ppplllbbbt.

663 Helene 04.24.07 at 12:16 am

Theo, you mean the mommy isn’t yours?

CBF, pppplllllbbbbttttttt (drool splashing everywhere)

664 cutebabyfix.com 04.24.07 at 11:15 am

Morning, Peeps. Here’s a cat factiod for this ayem:
Pepper was a gray alley cat who became the 1st cat movie star when she wandered onto a set; disappeared soon after the death of her fave costar, a great Dane named Teddy. She appeared in many Charlie Chaplain films, which is awesome, because Charlie Chaplain was a genius. I showed my kids some clips from his old movies and they were cracking up. It is hard to phase the jaded kids of today, but Charlie’s still got it.

coo coo cachoo.

665 Jaye 04.24.07 at 12:28 pm

“The book of the Princess Bride is much better than the movie, but nobody has ever read it. Except me.”

Heh. CBF, I read it long before there was a movie. All the author’s supposed travails in tracking down a copy of the rare book…only to find out his kid thinks it’s BORING.

666 Helene 04.24.07 at 1:09 pm

I never read that book. But I’m French so it doesn’t count.

667 klawmama 04.25.07 at 1:38 am

FYI – sometimes people com back to old threads just to join back in on all the fun. I want to be a part of your little game. : )
*last*

668 pyrit 04.25.07 at 1:44 am

The pot’s still simmering. All these cooks keep stopping by, lifting the lid, and adding another ingredient…..

669 cutebabyfix.com 04.25.07 at 11:13 am

Yes, but we must focus people, we’re here for Buddy, that’s all that matters.

(last)

670 Helene 04.25.07 at 1:21 pm

I’m not here for buddy, I’m here to crush your spirits.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

671 pyrit 04.25.07 at 1:32 pm

(quickly hides the rum, fake smile at Helene)

672 Helene 04.25.07 at 1:58 pm

I don’t care, I’m still winning.

673 Theo 04.25.07 at 2:14 pm

…but winning *what*?

674 Helene 04.25.07 at 2:35 pm

ABSOLUTE AND TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All your asses belong to me. Wait. Never mind.

675 pyrit 04.25.07 at 2:38 pm

(nudges Theo, shush!);-)
Yes, yes, Helene, you are winning, oh you are in the lead, oh my, how will we ever compete against Helene? I might as well give up I guess. SIGH.

676 Helene 04.25.07 at 2:55 pm

Thank you for your cooperation and swift recognition of my superiority. You obviously know what’s good for you. Bow to ze Frawnch Canadian!

677 pyrit 04.25.07 at 4:01 pm

…………sniff……….belch.

678 Helene 04.25.07 at 5:14 pm

How DARE you question my infinite superiority!! Bow I say!

679 pyrit 04.25.07 at 5:41 pm

“Parleley, parlelellylelooo, par le nee, partner, par… snip, parsley…
Parley?”

680 Helene 04.25.07 at 6:29 pm

Parley vous français?

681 pyrit 04.25.07 at 6:38 pm

“Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of “Parley”.”

Captain Jack Sparrow: “That would be the French.”

682 Helene 04.25.07 at 6:43 pm

Don’t blame me, it was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-grandparents!

683 pyrit 04.25.07 at 8:13 pm

Well still, I am not bowing.
Have you got a flag?

684 Theo 04.25.07 at 8:18 pm

My flag boy and your flag boy
Sitting by the fire
My flag boy said to your flag boy
Gonna set your flag on fire
(talkin bout)
Hey now (hey now)
Hey now (hey now)
Aiko aiko annee (whoa-oh-oh)
Ja ca mo fee na a na ne
Ja ca mo fee na ne

685 pyrit 04.25.07 at 8:30 pm

My Grandma and your Grandma sitting by the fire,
My Grandma says to your Grandma,
I can set your flag on fiyah,
Talkin’ ’bout Hey now, (boomboomboom) Hey now, (boomboomboom) Iko Iko wane, chakamo feena, ah nah nay, chakamo feena nay.(sic – sp.? phonetical.)

686 Theo 04.25.07 at 8:35 pm

Phonetical, hypothetical, and completely THEOretical, boyee!

687 Helene 04.25.07 at 8:37 pm

Look at my king all dressed in red
Iko, Iko, Anay
I betcha five dollars he’ll kill you dead
Ja ca mo fee na ne
Talkin’ ’bout Hey now, Hey now
Hey now, Hey now
Iko Iko Anay
Jacamo feeno ana ne
Jacamo fee na ne

688 Helene 04.25.07 at 8:38 pm
689 pyrit 04.25.07 at 8:45 pm

Look at that guy all dressed in green,
Iko Iko kowanne, He’s not a man, he’s a lovin’ machine,
Chakamo fee nah nay,
Chakamo fee nah nay,
Chakamo fee nah nay,
Chakamo fee nah nay.

Years ago I searched all over for the meaning of those words. Try asking your local librarian and see what reaction you get. Oh well.

690 pyrit 04.25.07 at 9:01 pm

And what a nice flag it is yes, yes, very nice. Ooh, not one but four fleur des lis. Nice.
Still, …not bowing.

691 cutebabyfix.com 04.25.07 at 9:08 pm

really? I’m a bit Fraunch on my grandmudders side, but mostly I’m of Scottish and British decent. Line of Stewart. Royalty actually. But I don’t care about any of that because I’m an American and dang proud. The last shall be first and the first shall be LAST.

692 Theo 04.25.07 at 9:08 pm

[segue to:]
GIT UP! (get on up)
GIT UP! (get on up)
Stay on the scene…

693 Theo 04.25.07 at 9:11 pm

[or:]
Chaka Khan
Chaka Khan
Chaka Khan Chaka Khan

Chaka Khan lemme rock you
Lemme rock you Chaka Khan…

694 cutebabyfix.com 04.25.07 at 9:15 pm

LOL! I Loff Chaka Kahn! No lie- my first trip to the record store when I was 11, I got Chaka, Madonna’s like a virgin, and Thompson Twins, hold me now 45s. I heart the 80s! I am listening to mike and the mechanics right now!

695 Theo 04.25.07 at 9:26 pm

Say it loud, say it clear…

696 cutebabyfix.com 04.25.07 at 9:33 pm

OMGorgonzola Theo, that was the song- are you psychotic or something?!?

697 cutebabyfix.com 04.25.07 at 9:35 pm

But now the itunes are cranking out the New Order goodness. And Alas I must depart and feed the starving hordes that infest my humble abode. Adieu Helene, until next time.

698 Theo 04.25.07 at 10:13 pm

CBF — psycho, maybe; psychic, no. That was the only M+M song that really got airplay.

699 cutebabyfix.com 04.26.07 at 1:44 am

Well, now we are easing into the Crowded House mix as all the babehs finally head to bed. And it is very apropriate:
Hey now hey now
don’t dream it’s over…

This is the thread that will not die. Evah.

700 Theo 04.26.07 at 1:56 am

…it just goes on and on, my friends
Some people started commenting, not knowing what it was…

701 cutebabyfix.com 04.26.07 at 11:27 am

Theo, starting a round of the song that never ends at our house is a hangin offense. It is right up there with the gem my son brought home from the school bus:
I know a song that gets on everbody’s nerves…

702 Theo 04.26.07 at 12:28 pm

…take one down, pass it around…

703 cutebabyfix.com 04.26.07 at 1:04 pm

Oh I’m not allowed to sing that one- I’m a Mormon, and we are very sober. My mom would go ballistic when we sang it as kids.
But how about “the cat came back, the very next day, oh the cat came back, we thought he was a gonner but the cat came back, just couldn’t stay awaaay, oh no, no no no noes…”

704 pyrit 04.26.07 at 5:34 pm

(not the same tune as 100 b
bottles of beer, more of a strollin’-along-the-lane kinda-do-do-do tune.)

100 green bottles, hanging on the wall
100 green bottles, hanging on the wall,
If one green bottle, should happen to fall,
There’ll be 99 green bottles, hanging on the wall….. (grin)

We made up our own versions:
-or-
100 little babies, just learning to crawl,
-or-
100 big daddies, kicking a soccer ball,
-or-
100 happy mommies, shopping at the mall,

(ehrm)

705 pyrit 04.26.07 at 5:35 pm

oopses, should be:
100 little babies, learning how to crawl. The “just” don’t cut it.

706 cutebabyfix.com 04.26.07 at 7:43 pm

100 pound Buddy, up there on the couch,
100 pound Buddy, Up there
Try to take him down, fall on the ground,
100 pound Buddy up there on the couch1!

707 Theo 04.26.07 at 7:54 pm

Heck, CBF, this is the internet. You can PRETEND to be whatever/whomever you like. For instance, sometimes I *pretend* to be this worldly tried-everything sort of person, re: booze & dope & whatnot… when the truth is I pretty much only like the music that lifestyle tends to be associated with; I have maybe one beer & one glass of wine a month, total. I could even pretend to be LDS, as long as you never ask me about my mission work. ;)

708 Theo 04.26.07 at 7:56 pm

(I’ve been to Utah, though. For real.)

709 Theo 04.26.07 at 8:03 pm

PS — I’ve added a QUICK LINK to this thread. Let’s see who can find it first. [snicker]

710 cutebabyfix.com 04.26.07 at 8:13 pm

Ya, well I was BORNED in Utah, and my ancestors drug themselves across the plains in covered wagons to git there. It’s kinda in my bones. I LOVE being LDS. (really!) But I pretend on the internets all right. I’m usually vewy sewious. For Reals:)

711 cutebabyfix.com 04.26.07 at 8:20 pm

LOL- I found your link- now everyone is going to want to be last! Thwarted!

712 cutebabyfix.com 04.26.07 at 8:23 pm

We seem to have no Helene tonite. I hope she’s ok, cause I gotta go. I’m having a very Harry Potter type of day:
“it’s not everyday your young man turns 11.” I can still remember when he was a new baby! But kids will grow up, I suppose…

713 pyrit 04.26.07 at 8:24 pm

I had 2 comments lined up next, depending upon relevancy of course.
1. How do you guys get to this thread? Click April? Sizzearch “couch”? Other?
Theo – yoo r da man. I vill find zay qvik linka – tanka.

2. ‘Round and ’round and ’round she goes, where she stops no BUDDY knows!
(I keel mesself!)

erm. No pretending by me here. I is.

CBF – thx. for singing along.

I been to Utah via Amtrak cross-country train trip years ago. My family physician is LDS.

714 pyrit 04.26.07 at 8:28 pm

Paws Up for OCOOTDOAUE !

715 Theo 04.26.07 at 8:37 pm

[to the tune of "O Tannenbaum"]

OCOOTDOAUE, OCOOTDOAUE
Let’s all pretend we’re Mormon now
OCOOTDOAUE, OCOOTDOAUE
Or maybe not, ’cause I don’t know how

Some of my best friends are trains…

716 brinnann 04.26.07 at 9:36 pm

This is the song that never ends;
It just goes on and on my friends;
Some people started singing it,
Not knowing what it was;
And they’ll keep on a-singing it,
Forever just because…

(btw, I’ve read the WHOLE commentroversy)

717 Helene 04.26.07 at 10:48 pm

OMG CBF, “I know a song that gets on everbody’s nerves…”?? I didn’t know there was an english version of this!!!

Moi je connais une chanson
Pour écoeurer le monde!
(repeat ad nauseam or until someone smashes your face off)

718 Helene 04.26.07 at 10:54 pm

Theo, you posted what where?

719 pyrit 04.26.07 at 11:16 pm

“It’s a small world after all.
It’s a small world after all.
It’s a small world after all.
It’s a small, bleen world.”

720 Kate 04.27.07 at 5:06 am

Wow. Just…wow.

All I can say is that Buddy totally deserves to be associated with such a long thread. I loff him. And he’s on my lap right now. (No, he’s not cutting off my circulation…he’s not actually that fat)

Last?

721 cutebabyfix.com 04.27.07 at 11:37 am

We should let Kate, Buddy’s mom be last.

oh noes this would make me last!

722 Helene 04.27.07 at 1:28 pm

No way, I’m crushing Kate’s spirits too!!

And seriously, why end this thread now? Didn’t we say we wanted to beat the kitten-eater baby? We got 300-or-so posts to go peeps!

723 Helene 04.27.07 at 1:31 pm

Woops, it’s 1215 posts, not 1015. So we got 530 posts to go. So let’s go, no slacking!

*cracks whip*

724 cutebabyfix.com 04.27.07 at 1:51 pm

owww.

725 Helene 04.27.07 at 1:56 pm

crybabyfix ;-P

726 Theo 04.27.07 at 2:30 pm

OK peeps, it’s Friday!
[tosses some ice cubes into a shaker]
[adds a sprig of catnip]
[pours in a jigger of chicken broth]
[shooka shooka shooka]
…who’s up for an early start?

727 Helene 04.27.07 at 3:05 pm

Pina Colada here… with a side of Cairo kitten.

728 Theo 04.27.07 at 4:36 pm

Sorry, we don’t have fosters on tap. Maybe you’d like one of these?
http://teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00d4142248436a47.html

729 Helene 04.27.07 at 5:11 pm

Ewwwwww, it’s been pre-licked! No thanks.

730 brinnann 04.27.07 at 5:21 pm

If we wanna keep this thread going for another 500 or so posts, I could restart the commentroversy…from an omnivore’s point of view. Think anonymous/_/luckynumber/s. is still hanging around in the wings?

731 brinnann 04.27.07 at 5:22 pm

btw, I luuuurrve pudgy animals.

732 brinnann 04.27.07 at 5:24 pm

Theo, strawberry margarita, w/patron, no salt, bebeh kittehs on the side (they might get cold if we actually put them in the drink).

733 Theo 04.27.07 at 5:29 pm

Brinn — coming right up! [urrp]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6569657.stm

734 brinnann 04.27.07 at 5:38 pm

Thanks, Theo! That just gave me reinforcement for my Wednesday nights @ the Chili’s bar. I’m not getting tipsy, I’m preventing cancer here.

735 brinnann 04.27.07 at 5:39 pm

Thanks, Theo! That just gave me reinforcement for my Wednesday nights @ the Chili’s bar. I’m not getting tipsy, I’m preventing cancer here.

736 brinnann 04.27.07 at 5:43 pm

Oops, I’ve got a Friday double up there.

737 pyrit 04.27.07 at 6:01 pm

You must’ve got a double shot, Brinnann.

738 Theo 04.27.07 at 6:05 pm

Twofer twofer!

739 Helene 04.27.07 at 6:11 pm

Hey no fair, *I* didn’t get my kitteh!

Double posting = cheating. Let’s stay true and honest to reach our goal.

740 Helene 04.27.07 at 6:16 pm

511 to go…

741 Laurie C 04.27.07 at 6:42 pm

Aha, I found the quicklink. One still needs to scroll way, way down, though.

742 Theo 04.27.07 at 6:49 pm

Helene — it ain’t science. The comment count has always been wonky. For instance, I’ve seen it “add” a new comment after I edit something (bleen out a swear, fix somebody’s URL, add something I forgot, etc.)

Anyway, how is a whole comment of “511 to go” any less of a cheat, hmmmm?
;)

743 Helene 04.27.07 at 7:14 pm

Theo, I was simply informing the population of the task at hand. I’m all about the people.

744 Helene 04.27.07 at 7:16 pm

Laurie, where? where?

I’m not even sure what a “quicklink” is, how different is it from a simple link? A double link? A double link dipped in chocolate with a cherry on top?

745 Theo 04.27.07 at 7:19 pm

Don’t overthink The Link.

746 Helene 04.27.07 at 7:25 pm

But whère ees eet??

747 Helene 04.27.07 at 7:54 pm

Oooooooooohhhh I found eet!

748 brinnann 04.27.07 at 8:12 pm

Oh! I’m so proud! I found eet too!

749 pyrit 04.27.07 at 9:01 pm

cuff link, chain link, golf link, satellite link, …

750 Theo 04.27.07 at 9:06 pm

Don’t forget sausage.
NEVER FORGET THE SAUSAGE.

751 pyrit 04.27.07 at 10:32 pm

My sentiments ‘xactly in my comment under Mr. Wrinkles McSmooshersons, Esquire the Third.

752 Helene 04.27.07 at 11:32 pm

beep beep

753 pyrit 04.28.07 at 3:26 am

Helene – Zo, awhat do you zink of zee veray Frawnsh accentsah on C.O.? Eh, theenk eet ovair, take yoair tiyem, naw rush eef you plez. Que sera, sera. Bon nuit.

754 Theo 04.28.07 at 3:56 am

…and don’t forget Poland, either.

755 pyrit 04.28.07 at 11:39 am

Polish sausage link?

756 cutebabyfix.com 04.28.07 at 1:57 pm

Dang- I leave this place for one day cuz it is my boy’s birthday, and all the peeps start finding the link! We went and saw Meet the Robinsons- and teho, I think we should NEVER underestimate the power of teh sausage for sheer physical bodily harm.
As for drinkies, I Like milk. Preferably whole, and not homogenized. And the kittehs dig it too.

757 pyrit 04.28.07 at 2:38 pm

cutebabyfix – Belated Happy 11th Birthday to your little man.

758 Helene 04.28.07 at 4:46 pm

I adore ze frawnch accènt!

759 mariser 04.28.07 at 5:12 pm

HAI YOU GUYZ

760 Theo 04.28.07 at 5:57 pm
761 Kate 04.28.07 at 6:24 pm

Theo – bleensicle…is that a catnip margarita for reals???

762 Theo 04.28.07 at 8:45 pm

Kate — did you check out the “source image” link?

763 Kate 04.29.07 at 12:31 am

Ahhh…I see. If anyone’s actually made a chicken broth and catnip-sicle, I’d love to hear about it…

764 Theo 04.29.07 at 2:48 am

Honestly, I *have* been considering it. Plenty o’cats around our place to try.

765 pyrit 04.29.07 at 4:08 am

HALLO YOU MARISER

766 cutebabyfix.com 04.29.07 at 12:39 pm

ewww- for the bleenscicle you could use the totally gross water from the tuna can. My cats would go crazy.

767 Kate 04.29.07 at 4:41 pm

Yeah, Bud would TOTALLY prefer tuna water. He dances around everytime I bring the can opener out.

This calls for an experiment…

768 cutebabyfix.com 04.30.07 at 12:54 pm

Kitteh Popsicle Surprise

1 cup gross tuna water
1 cup dead chicken juice
1 tblsp. catnip
1 tblsp. cream
1 cup day old fish heads

Puree in blender on high for one minute. Try not to gag. Freeze in dixie cups with a popsicle stick stuck in. Hold out to your cat with one hand whilst trying to take a picture of your kitteh with the other hand so you can get posted on CO. Cat looks at you with disapproval and stalks away tail in the air. Cat hates the popsicle. (This is the surprise.)

769 cutebabyfix.com 04.30.07 at 12:56 pm

oh-and Kate, honey? I think we *need* to see some video of Buddy dancin around for the tuna water, ‘kay?

770 pyrit 04.30.07 at 1:47 pm

I love the can opener dance! Tails up everybody! And! Ready! Paw over paw, meow-meow, rub head on stuff, and turn, now paw over paw, meow-meow, rub head on stuff, and turn and, UP, stretch up high, meow-meow, and down again, don’t forget that tail!, paw over paw, meow-meow. “Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!…”

771 Helene 04.30.07 at 2:14 pm

CBF, I hate your popsicle too! (spits out fish bone)

772 Theo 04.30.07 at 2:27 pm

CBF with the perfect punchline! Yeee HAW! (Haw ha ha ha haaawwww…)

And Pyrit — good flick. Nathan Lane, Robin Williams, and Moe (from Moe’s Tavern)

773 pyrit 04.30.07 at 2:40 pm

“Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads,
eat them up, yumm.”

774 brinnann 04.30.07 at 3:58 pm

I’m so glad to see everyone’s here after the weekend.

Pyrit: Fish heads sounds familiar. What’s it from?

775 Theo 04.30.07 at 4:00 pm

IT’S FROM FISH!

776 brinnann 04.30.07 at 4:46 pm

huh? I’m missin’ something here.

777 Theo 04.30.07 at 4:49 pm

Probably only a head, give or take. Nothing important.

778 pyrit 04.30.07 at 4:56 pm

Fish Heads is a song, erm, of sorts. Old Saturday Night Live material. There’s a You Tube vid of it, or you can read about it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_Heads
Earworm warning!

779 Theo 04.30.07 at 5:05 pm

Fish Heads was from SNL?? I thought it was only Dr. Demento.

780 pyrit 04.30.07 at 5:21 pm

Yeah, you’re probably right. I must have seen it on SNL.

781 Helene 04.30.07 at 6:58 pm

beep beep

782 brinnann 04.30.07 at 7:00 pm

Helene, who you beepin’ at?

783 pyrit 04.30.07 at 8:13 pm

First!

(sits back and waits)

784 Theo 04.30.07 at 8:15 pm

[lets Pyrit *keep* waiting]

785 brinnann 04.30.07 at 8:17 pm

Second!

(what are we waiting for?)

786 Theo 04.30.07 at 8:20 pm

FISH!!!

787 brinnann 04.30.07 at 8:20 pm

Sorry, Theo. I musta hit enter right after you did.

788 brinnann 04.30.07 at 8:21 pm

Are we making fishsicles? Aw, man, not again tonight.

789 Theo 04.30.07 at 8:22 pm

No problem. I was answering *you* anyways.
;)

790 Theo 04.30.07 at 8:22 pm

GAH! Out of order again!

791 pyrit 04.30.07 at 8:33 pm

Fickle!

792 brinnann 04.30.07 at 9:09 pm

fickle-sicle? huh? whu?

793 Theo 04.30.07 at 9:13 pm

Ish!

794 brinnann 04.30.07 at 9:24 pm

One fish;
Two fish;
Red fish;
Blue fish.

795 cutebabyfix.com 05.01.07 at 1:51 am

This one has a little star
This one can has a little car
What a lotta fish there are

796 cutebabyfix.com 05.01.07 at 1:59 am

Thanks for the earworms. No really! I just hadda sit through my boy’s 2nd grade concert where they were singing Home Home on the Range. It was very cute but I couldn’t get it outta mah hey-ed. I’d much rather be thinking:
You never see them drinking cappachino in italian restaurants with oriental women…Yeah!

797 cutebabyfix.com 05.01.07 at 2:01 am

And all this talk of fish made me think:
You get absolutely nothing!
You’re so stupid Weavah!

798 Kate 05.01.07 at 4:11 am

cbf – Yes. Yes, we need video of the tuna dance STAT.

But in the meantime, pyrit’s rendition was divine. Only Buddy adds the “flop and roll” which consists of falling on his side and using all his strength to roll on his back from side to side. Much like my old pup used to rub her back in goose poo in the backyard.

Ever done our favorite trick, the “belly buffet”??? When you flip your cat so he’s belly-up and you hold him up to your face and, essentially, have a snorgle fest?

799 Kate 05.01.07 at 4:32 am

Btw, happy 3-week thread-iversary everyone! Seems like only yesterday that…(I’ll leave this one open)

*takes deep breath* Ahhh…the good ole days.

800 BrianMPLS 05.01.07 at 6:11 am

Wow!
To think I missed all the fun just by skipping past a post I found uninteresting. Fat kitty – neh; seen dozens of ‘em. Quasi-sexual bobblehead cat decoration – bleh; one is too many seen!

So all that time ago I moved on to the next cuteness and never got to enjoy the commentroversy OR the later stream of semi-sequiters — my two favorite forms of (word-related) communication!

People, please! If you’re gonna be all weird or arguey, is it too much to ask to shoot me an email and get me in on it? =)

801 cutebabyfix.com 05.01.07 at 12:38 pm

Join on in BrianMPLS! As far as I ken tell, this party is just getting started- no threadjacking necessary. Although we seem to be mostly weird, less arguey. This thread has turned into almost the secret thread where all the cool kids hang out. wow. I don’t think I’ve EVER been cool before.

802 Theo 05.01.07 at 12:56 pm

SUPER secret, CBF. Shhh! Don’t tell the Chinese or Karl Rove or Billy Ray Cyrus or even MEG!

803 brinnann 05.01.07 at 1:03 pm

ohemgee! Meg doesn’t know?!?!

804 cutebabyfix.com 05.01.07 at 1:35 pm

oks I will just put the plans into this little r2 unit and run away to fix mah hair donuts…

805 agd 05.01.07 at 1:47 pm

first AND last!!! (pliiiiiiiiz, Theo)

806 brinnann 05.01.07 at 2:06 pm

agd, you can’t be last; we’ve only got 772 comments.

807 brinnann 05.01.07 at 2:15 pm

CBF, what are ‘hair donuts’?

808 brinnann 05.01.07 at 2:16 pm

Nvmd, I got it. I always thought they looked like honey-buns.

809 Theo 05.01.07 at 2:40 pm

CINNAMON ROLLS, people. Leia had CINNABON hair.

810 Helene 05.01.07 at 2:43 pm

I go beep beep when I got nothing but still want to contribute to the insanity.

811 brinnann 05.01.07 at 2:46 pm

Ahhh, it makes so much more sense now that you’ve cleared that up, Helene….

812 Theo 05.01.07 at 2:48 pm

“Baby you can drive my car
“And baby I love you
“BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP, YEAH!”

813 brinnann 05.01.07 at 2:49 pm

Beep beep;
Who’s got the keys to the jeep.
Vroom.

814 Helene 05.01.07 at 3:05 pm

I love you too Theo.

815 brinnann 05.01.07 at 3:18 pm

Hey, I want some luv!

816 Theo 05.01.07 at 3:36 pm

[ahem] No offense, but that was John and Paul talking, Helene.

817 Helene 05.01.07 at 4:15 pm

I love you Brinnann.

818 brinnann 05.01.07 at 4:32 pm

Awwww, thanks Helene. I feel all warm and fuzzy, almost as if I was snorgling flooffy Buddy’s belleh up there.

819 Theo 05.01.07 at 4:37 pm

JOHN AND PAUL
LOVE YOU ALL!

Love is all you need.

820 brinnann 05.01.07 at 4:39 pm

Actually, I could really use Buddy about now. It’s always cold in my office, and a nice, toasty kitteh on my lap would help out greatly.

821 pyrit 05.01.07 at 5:06 pm

“You’d think that people had enough of silly love songs, but I look around and I see it isn’t so,
woah no.”

822 cutebabyfix.com 05.01.07 at 5:09 pm

wow. Teho you are spooky. We did this babeh at 4 am this morning. No lie.

http://cutebabyfix.com/2007/05/01/baby-you-can-drive-my-car/

spooky.

823 Theo 05.01.07 at 5:15 pm

Huh. Well, maybe I *am* psychic. Cool.

(PS — fixed your link.)

824 cutebabyfix.com 05.01.07 at 5:20 pm

thx- I am not so good at the computery stuff I usually leave it all to the geek in charge here. My whole fambly are geeks, but I am the least geeky of them all, and it makes me ashamed:)

And Helene, if you go beep beep, I think that makes you r2d2- you’re our only hope!

825 Helene 05.01.07 at 5:21 pm

Brinnann, kittehs are also nice under bare feet, the soft fur between the toesies… Toasty… toasty toesies…

826 Helene 05.01.07 at 5:22 pm

beep beep

827 Theo 05.01.07 at 5:26 pm

By the way, CBF, that’s a really cute-but-mindbendery kid, there. Wooo wooo….

828 cutebabyfix.com 05.01.07 at 5:32 pm

Yes, a very weird submishe-
check this babeh-so prosh and also mind bendery:
http://cutebabyfix.com/2007/03/28/the-birthday-girl/

829 cutebabyfix.com 05.01.07 at 5:38 pm

I am C3BF, Human cyborg…

830 Helene 05.01.07 at 7:34 pm

Resistance is futile

831 cutebabyfix.com 05.01.07 at 9:04 pm

Resistance to cuteness? Resistance to Buddy?
I think resistance to Buddy would go like this: Buddy comes over, you resist him. By looking away. He does the tuna dance. You peek outta the corner of yer eye. You hold in the laughinks by biting your cheek. He comes over to the computer and WHOMP. Lays down on yer hands on the keyboard, crushing it all mercilessly. You give up and flomp yer hay-ed into his fur and snorgle obediently. Game over.

832 pyrit 05.01.07 at 9:32 pm

It is your destiny.

833 cutebabyfix.com 05.01.07 at 9:34 pm

More like my density!

834 Kate 05.01.07 at 9:55 pm

Wow, cbf…it’s like you live with us. Nice portrayal.

835 cutebabyfix.com 05.01.07 at 10:15 pm

Nah, my cats do this alla time. There will be no reading in our house because her royal highness Nairobi has deemed it absolutely necessary. All books will be sat upon with out mercy.

836 Kate 05.01.07 at 10:58 pm

Awesome. Nairobi needs a thread. (both blog and cotton versions)

837 miu 05.02.07 at 1:09 am

One Bleen to rule them all,
One Bleen to find them,
One Bleen to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them.

Bleen.

838 Theo 05.02.07 at 1:34 am

[sigh] …people get that wrong ALL THE TIME. Once more, that third line is:

“One Bleen to bring the war”

…Tolbleen doesn’t just repeat himself, ya bleening frist possers.

839 cutebabyfix.com 05.02.07 at 1:42 am

This Nairobi, her tortiness, giving you the old wax on, wax off.
http://cutebabyfix.com/images/ninjacat.jpg

She can has some sweet threads already Kate.

840 Annie 05.02.07 at 1:53 am

Cutebabyfix. I really like your webpage? site? blog? (ehn I get so confused now.. too many options)those mindbendy baby pictures are awesome.

841 Kate 05.02.07 at 2:58 am

Ninja cat is hilarious! Nice Japanglish? Is that what its called?

842 Theo 05.02.07 at 3:35 am

“Engrish”

843 cutebabyfix.com 05.02.07 at 1:05 pm

Thx Annie- we do what we can to educate people that babies are cute. Really.

As for Engrish, has you ever seen this?
http://www.engrish.com/
They have a sweet hammie background too.

844 Kate 05.02.07 at 4:29 pm

Yes! I actually went to that site about a month ago and allllllmost bought a “no staring at monkey” t-shirt. Hysterical.

845 brinnann 05.02.07 at 5:41 pm

This one takes Engrish a step further:

LOL-Kitteh as a Second Language (LKSL-101) in Five Easy Steps

846 brinnann 05.02.07 at 5:42 pm
847 Theo 05.02.07 at 5:58 pm

[contemplates ICHC from an acquisitions-and-mergers perspective]

OK, yes I’m kitting.

848 Helene 05.02.07 at 7:10 pm

OMG wau!! Dat beesings a kiti vary ful ov tewtul kutenis!! Bees wif da lukingz!! Omg him gotz da bowwagez on himz hed lyk WTF?!? OMG I tewtul wuntz to grabz dat kiti and fuzziez himz awl ovar … him sooooooo mooshy an fullz ov win!! Don werry lil kiti, I no eetz u! I luvz kitiz! I can has bunchiz ov dem! Mah kitiz luvz bowwagez too! YETH!! GIMME!! Kthxbai!

849 brinnann 05.02.07 at 7:11 pm

Theo, I don theenk ur kitting.

850 Helene 05.02.07 at 7:13 pm

Theo… ICHC??? Like wat teh fuk?

851 brinnann 05.02.07 at 7:17 pm

Helene, I hope you didn’t hurt yourself.

852 brinnann 05.02.07 at 7:18 pm

ICHC: I Can Has Cheezburger?

853 Theo 05.02.07 at 7:19 pm

TCMAM!*

.

.

.

*(“They Call Me… Acronym Man”)

854 Helene 05.02.07 at 7:22 pm

Brie, nah, I copy-pasted the example. But it did hurt my brains to read that with likezz.

Forgive my ignolence (ignorance/insolence), but… are you a boy or a girl? (omits comment about how one would check a kitten’s sex)

855 brinnann 05.02.07 at 7:22 pm

Are you sure that’s what they’re really calling you?

856 brinnann 05.02.07 at 7:24 pm

It’s okay, I’ve heard Brinn used for both. I’m a girl.

857 Theo 05.02.07 at 7:24 pm

Ooh — brie? Who has brie?? En croute?? I’ll get some pears! Anyone got a nice white zin?

858 brinnann 05.02.07 at 7:30 pm

Oooh, I luuurve me some white wine!

859 Helene 05.02.07 at 7:54 pm

*takes out the bleu, the port and dark chocolate*

860 brinnann 05.02.07 at 8:02 pm

bleu & dark chocolate?

861 cutebabyfix.com 05.02.07 at 8:06 pm

oooh the chocolate…I am on a diet, I *need* to lose about 2 million pounds:( So nothing but mung beans and celery for me I’m afraid.

862 brinnann 05.02.07 at 8:08 pm

“Diet” is a dirty word in my house.

863 brinnann 05.02.07 at 8:10 pm

But ya know dark chocolate is an excellent anti-oxidant, right? Good enough excuse for me.

864 Helene 05.02.07 at 8:13 pm

CBF, you can allow yourself one bite of dark chocolate, it’s good for you! Antioxydants and all!

Brie, sure, especially if it’s a Stilton. Amazing. The bitterness of the chocolate and of that of the cheese… the creaminess…

865 cutebabyfix.com 05.02.07 at 8:27 pm

dark chocolate is mah favorite. No nuts, no flavorings, no sugar really, no cheese, just dark dark chocolate. It should be unadulterated. It is kind of a problem, hence the diet…

866 cutebabyfix.com 05.02.07 at 8:28 pm

Whats everyone else’s poison?

867 brinnann 05.02.07 at 8:33 pm

Usually tonight would be margarita night (preferably strawberry margaritas), but I’ve got no money so it’ll be sammiches for me tonight. I guess tequila would be the only thing I could call ‘poison’ since I don’t have a favorite junkfood – almost anything will do.

868 Annie 05.02.07 at 8:53 pm

anything with chocolate and sugar. Must be dark chocolate. Oh and Margaritas. I love margaritas.

869 brinnann 05.02.07 at 9:06 pm

Sometimes chocolate, sometimes fruity, sometimes salty, sometimes tangy – though sweet usually needs to be balanced out with something salty.

870 cutebabyfix.com 05.02.07 at 10:08 pm

Coo Coo Cachoo.

871 Theo 05.02.07 at 10:50 pm

gesundheit

872 Kate 05.03.07 at 1:08 am

My non-alcoholic poison is italian sodas.

But if we’re going alcoholic, then gin-n-tonics or a Guinness.

873 cutebabyfix.com 05.03.07 at 1:21 am

OOOh when I was a little girl growing up in New Yawk, we would eat italian ice. Nostalgia…

874 pyrit 05.03.07 at 1:31 am

“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.”
I’ll drink to that.

875 Fred 05.03.07 at 6:14 am

Oh I see – the link. I though there was a bit of “The Emperor’s New clothes” going on here.

876 cutebabyfix.com 05.03.07 at 12:04 pm

Fred: oh we’re dressed alright, in real fancy clothes. You can see em right? *wink,wink*

877 Theo 05.03.07 at 12:16 pm

clothes?
[blinking]
[rubbing eyes]
i gots pjs…
[YAWWWWWWN]

878 cutebabyfix.com 05.03.07 at 1:24 pm

Wooeee, not me I’m all dressed up. Ditched the stay at home mom clothes and gots a suit on. Big IEP meetings at school today. I’m skeered, but Buddy is giving me some ballast to hold on to.

879 Kate 05.03.07 at 2:46 pm

Good morning from me and Bud. (looking behind me, I see this: http://kataboots.typepad.com/morningbud.jpg )

Someone loves his basket.

[gotta leave a little whitespace at the end of your URLs here... - Ed.]

880 Theo 05.03.07 at 2:51 pm

Did Buddy shrink???

881 brinnann 05.03.07 at 3:29 pm

All kittehs can shrink to any size when it comes to the matter of fitting where they want to.

882 Kate 05.03.07 at 3:55 pm

I told you guys he wasn’t that fat :)

Thanks for fixing the link – I actually realized that right after I posted…but that whole late for work thing, ya know…haha

883 Annie 05.03.07 at 5:22 pm

Oh Kate he is even more snorgable from the front. What a handsome Kitty. I have a big white tom and he also looks fatter in some posses. Stupid Nuffs.

884 Helene 05.03.07 at 5:35 pm

*poke poke*

My poison is poking people in the face when they least expect it. Very very bad for my health.

And digging my toes in cat belly fur… Mmmmm soft and warm…

885 brinnann 05.03.07 at 5:49 pm

I don’t think Sister would go for me digging my toes in her belly fur, though she is quite soft. She’s basically a short-hair mix, but her fur feels more like rabbit fur.

886 Helene 05.03.07 at 6:30 pm

My Matou is veree veree pa-she-ant!! I put my foot in, wiggle the toes, he starts waving his tail, I wiggle some more, he gives me a dirty look, I wiggle some more, he takes a blood sample.

887 cutebabyfix.com 05.03.07 at 10:56 pm

Thanks for the Buddy Pic!! I just had a very long unpleasant day, and I come here, and there is good old Buddy, saying it’s ok Babeh, come on in mah basket and get cozy. He has amazing eyes. Very eloquent. Is he a talker?

888 Kate 05.03.07 at 11:13 pm

Thanks! It’s nice to know others think your bebeh is handsome, too. :) I’m pretty much sold on that (deformed claws and all).

And, yes, oh my…he is a talker. Pretty much the Kathy Griffin of domestic short hairs. But I loff his jabberings cuz he tells me allll about his day when i get home from work.

You got a talker, too?

889 Kate 05.03.07 at 11:21 pm

Helene – love the toe-wiggling and blood sampling! Might have to try that one.

890 cutebabyfix.com 05.03.07 at 11:35 pm

Yes, I gots a talker. Miss Nairobi Ninja cat. Well, her full name is Obi Wan Nairobi. We went to the shelter, and she stuck her paw out of the bars and laid it on my shoulder and asked me to take her home so sweetly that it was love at first sight. I actually cried, and I am not soppy about animals, much more pragmatic. The boy who was picking a cat for his birfday was told unceremoniously that the supercilious tomcat he was looking at would not do, and we were taking Nairobi. It is something about the eyes, you can see the intelligence there in some animals. In others you look in their eyes and there is nuffin. Like our other cat, The Stupid Bup. She doesn’t have a single brain. Not one.

891 Fred 05.04.07 at 2:22 am

CBF – you don’t know how pleased I am that you cried when you got your cat! My husband and I are picking up our FIRST PUP EVER tonight!!!!! I’ve been crying for days. So embarrassing!!!

892 Kate 05.04.07 at 4:28 am

Oh my…I looooove stories about how a pet chose their owner!! They’re always so sweet! Thanks CBF! My friend, Heather, is perfectly matched with her shelter dog…with all the other wiggling, cute puppies, her dog just walked up to her, leaned against her leg and looked up. Stick a fork in her. She was done.

“Fred”: congratulations!!!! Breed? Name? Pics??

893 Fred 05.04.07 at 5:32 am

She’s a 6 month old Rhodesian Ridgeback named Kazi. She has an overbite so she kind of looks like someone strapped a pit bull nose on her. SO CUTE. Her previous owner returned her to the breeder underweight and without her second and third vaccinations – and who knows what worming ETC. I’m glad I never met them or I may have been forced to whack them over the head with my George Forman Grill!!!!!!

I will be taking hundreds of pics over the weekend, then I plan on diving into Blogsville – then I will link, link, link!!!!

I’m VERY over excited at the mo. 1 MORE HOUR TO GO!!!

894 Fred 05.04.07 at 5:41 am

ps. no, we aren’t going to pick up our pup at 11 at night – I’m in Oz. It’s 3:40 Friday afternoon

895 cutebabyfix.com 05.04.07 at 11:13 am

Sooo, we are all dyin in here- how is Kazi from Oz?

896 brinnann 05.04.07 at 1:15 pm

Wow, I wish it was already 3:40 Friday afternoon for me.

897 Helene 05.04.07 at 1:17 pm

I have a talker too! He’s a tuxedo as well, but he looks more like this cat :

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/04/this_just_in_th.html

He has the exact same face. And he’s super intelligent too! And veree verre patient!!

898 cutebabyfix.com 05.04.07 at 2:34 pm

I am concocting an eevil plan to breed a batch of hyperintelligent talking cats, no “I can has” anything, brainy ones who would rule this planet in peace.

899 Norty 05.04.07 at 2:46 pm

hee hee… best thread ever.

900 brinnann 05.04.07 at 3:58 pm

it’s gettin kinda quiet in here…

901 Theo 05.04.07 at 4:26 pm

Today is one of those days where it would have been better just to stay home & have the kittens use me for tooth & claw practice. The end result would be the same, but it would’ve been a lot more fun getting there.

902 Annie 05.04.07 at 4:54 pm

Poor Teho…. I hope your day gets better. Just remember there are kittens at home to snorgle at the end of the day

903 brinnann 05.04.07 at 4:55 pm

Teho, bad day @ the office? I’m sorry. I’m just having a sleepy day at the office.

904 brinnann 05.04.07 at 5:00 pm

Hey, I’m gonna adopt a kitteh soon from our local Humane Society, and I’ve got a question:

Would it be a good idea to bring Sister with me to be sure they get along? I haven’t contacted them yet to see if it’s allowed, but I’ve been giving it a lot of thought.

905 Helene 05.04.07 at 5:00 pm

Poor Theo…

A few questions. Does Meg know about this thread and Teh Leenk©?

And… why does everyone spell your name Teho, is there an inside joke or nickname I should know about?

906 Helene 05.04.07 at 5:02 pm

Brie, bad idea. She’ll be overwhelmed and stressed. You can be almost sure she’ll react badly. Best that they meet when she is in her environment. My opinion anyway.

907 Kate 05.04.07 at 5:04 pm

Snorgles and licks to Teho. Via Buddy. Not me. :)

908 Annie 05.04.07 at 5:12 pm

brinnann, Best not to put them face to face for a couple of days after you bring the newest home either.

909 brinnann 05.04.07 at 5:14 pm

Helene, you partially answered your own question. You know how people tend to misspell “the” as “teh” on the internet? I’m pretty sure that’s where “Teho” came from.

910 brinnann 05.04.07 at 5:17 pm

If I don’t pick one I know she’ll get along with, how will I know which one to pick? I’ve pretty much settled on an adult cat, not just because they’re pretty much already self-sufficient (don’t think I’d have the time to raise a kitteh), but more so because I know it’s harder for shelters to adopt them out. Most people want a cutsie little baby to take home, so the older ones get left behind.

911 Helene 05.04.07 at 5:18 pm

Brie, I don’t know why, but I never mispell “the” But I always mispell “client” (cleint) at work!

Oh, and check out myu comment on here, because I’m soooooo clever!!! (or foul-mouthed)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/05/lets_check_in_o.html

912 Helene 05.04.07 at 5:21 pm

Brie, does your cat tend to be dominant? Scaredy-cat? Maybe your best bet is a cat that’s on the submissive side? I never had that problem, so I guess I’m lucky. I tend to think that unless you put 2 dominants or 2 males together, most cats will get along in due time. Or is that wishful thinking?

913 Theo 05.04.07 at 5:30 pm

FYI… “Teho” was a common (intentional) misspelling of my name, which stuck, and I used it when I started up my Vox page.

914 Helene 05.04.07 at 5:30 pm

What’s her name, Virginia Plain.

915 brinnann 05.04.07 at 5:32 pm

Sister is dominant when it comes to Honey, but that’s because Honey’s the scaredy-cat…um, dog. She adapted very quickly to Honey, though, when Sister first came to live with us. I guess if she can stand Honey, she’ll put up with about anything.

916 Teho 05.04.07 at 5:35 pm

I love you Helene!

917 Helene 05.04.07 at 5:36 pm

Thanks Teho!

918 Theo 05.04.07 at 5:38 pm

Funny. Somebody thinks they’re me.
They’re not.

(Cut it out, Helene.)

919 Helene 05.04.07 at 5:41 pm

Who? Where?

Alright :(

920 KaitouJuliet 05.04.07 at 5:45 pm

I see that even in the basket, Buddy is still a paw-dangler!

921 Annie 05.04.07 at 6:21 pm

brinnann, Here is my experience. I just brought my Mom’s two cats home to live with my current two darlings.
One of the new cats is a siamese(bossy, curious and thinks she should be top cat as she was at my Moms), the other is shy and quiet) Of my two darlings the male Darin is social and a lovable lug. The other one is a Female, her name is Magneto(YEs from the x-men She fits her name)Is the boss at our house. It has taken them one month to find an uneasy peace. They are all still jumpy. I do not go up and pet a sleeping cat. THey have to be awake when I pet them or I might have no hand left. This morning I had Darin, MAgneto and Little One (the Shy kitty all on my bed for about 15 minutes. There is still a lot of friction with the siamese(her name is Lilac) I think because she tries to push everyone else around.

922 brinnann 05.04.07 at 7:19 pm

Is it best that I get another female? Not sure why, but that’s my first inclination.

923 Helene 05.04.07 at 7:27 pm

Yes, you don’t want 2 males, even if they’re fixed.

924 brinnann 05.04.07 at 7:37 pm

But 2 females, both fixed, is okay?

925 Helene 05.04.07 at 7:48 pm

Yeah, because females are less territorial. Plus males would fight for the females, even when fixed, no? Anyway, that’s what my vet told me and I trust him because he teaches at the vet dept at Université de Montréal. And he’s on TV. And he writes a column in the newspaper. And he’s from France. And he has a mustache. And he allays says “Allez, courage!” to everyone after they leave his office (even if your pet is in good health, LOL). :-D

http://extranet.assemblee-afe.fr/IMG/gif/lubrina_f.gif

926 Kate 05.04.07 at 8:03 pm

Oh my god, I wish I had your vet.

Buddy has a new one (we recently relocated to California) and he doesn’t like her. In fact, during the one and only appt. we’ve had so far out here, he escaped the clutches of 2 beefy male vet assistants, flew through the heavy double doors as someone was walking through, and made it all the way to the waiting room to me. He was promptly snatched up by the aformentioned assistants and brought back to the room for his tests…legs stretched out, face all “harumpf” and whining just a little. Funny but so sad.

927 Helene 05.04.07 at 8:14 pm

LOL, come over, it’s only 3000 miles away. Hee az ehn outrrageoous Frawnsh occent.

928 brinnann 05.04.07 at 8:15 pm

Thanks for the help everyone; and thanks for the vet description, Helene! That one had me grinning from ear to ear.

Kate, since he’s only been to this vet once, have you considered trying another one near you? Thankfully, I love my vet. My aunt has used him for years to treat her larger animals (horses, goats, etc) and recommended him to me. When I first brought Honey to see him, he was almost 30 minutes out of the way, but I’d only had her home for a few days when she decided to get sick and the local vet was on vacation. Now that I’ve moved, he’s only 10 minutes away, so it looks like I made a good choice in keeping him after that.

929 Kate 05.04.07 at 9:23 pm

Yeah, I’m actually moving closer to my job so I will be finding a different vet for him. :) We’ll find someone good!

930 The Crapture 05.04.07 at 11:14 pm

wilford brimleycat ponders the diabeetus

931 Theo 05.05.07 at 12:22 am

I theenk I detects an excapee from dee Cheezburger circuses!

932 Annie 05.05.07 at 3:07 am

brinnann, I hope you find an awesome new kitty, Cause kittys are the best.

933 Norty 05.05.07 at 6:30 pm

/me shakes her head at Annie…. nah uh! bunnies.

934 Theo 05.05.07 at 6:49 pm
935 Annie 05.05.07 at 7:14 pm

Hahh I agree with Theo. The bebeh kitteys are getting so big and they are half siamese.( I am believing this is a plus since Lilac has come to live with me…. well except for all the stuff she knocks off onto the floor on purpose) Cute very cute. Thanks Theo.

Off course I do like bunnehs too.

936 echo 05.06.07 at 2:09 pm

Here’s looking at you, Buddy! Cheers!

You deserve at least 1 000 comments.

937 Norty 05.06.07 at 9:38 pm
938 Annie 05.06.07 at 9:52 pm

Norty, You crazey but the bunneh is verrrr cute! Congrats on your new rabbit and the cage may seem big now but bigger is always better. Who is Walter and what have you done with him?

939 Norty 05.06.07 at 10:31 pm

hee hee… Walter was the winningest name chosen for the bunneh.. but when he came home, he was very much a Phennius Fynn Findley… hanging on to the name for now… who knows what will happen/ who will follow me home ;)

still snickering about the Wilford Brimleycat….♥

940 Annie 05.07.07 at 12:24 am

yeah he is awesome did you see his other basket picture up there. He isn’t that fat actually. It’s up above where Theo askes Kate if Buddy shrunk.
Tee Hee he is adorable.

and hopefully Walter/Phennius doesn’t turn into a Penelope/Wanda. OR maybe that would be a good thing. I love his cutsy brown spots. Be sure you give him an occasional apple. Ours used to love those. Oh and nasturtiums apparently are particularly tasty. Have you been to the house rabit website too they are I think the best I saw when we had our Bunnys.

941 Kate 05.07.07 at 3:50 am

Thanks for keepin’ it real, Annie. Bud appreciates it! haha

And thanks to echo for his/her support :)

Norty – um, SO ca-yute! Looks like Fynn’s been sniffing around a fireplace! Love him.

942 Theo 05.07.07 at 3:25 pm

…IKO!!

(sorry, what were we saying?)

943 pyrit 05.07.07 at 3:42 pm

Theo, your mind must be going. Glad I don’t have that problem, knock on wood.
Oh, that must be the door, I’ll get it.

944 brinnann 05.07.07 at 3:42 pm

Dunno, but what is “IKO”?

945 brinnann 05.07.07 at 3:52 pm

I’m Knocked Out?
I Know One?
In Kansas OverTheRainbow?

946 Theo 05.07.07 at 3:53 pm
947 brinnann 05.07.07 at 3:55 pm

Yep, that part made no sense to me whatsoever.

948 pyrit 05.07.07 at 4:00 pm

Go to Wikipedia and search “Iko Iko”. It’s a song; a catchy, jaunty, edgy li’l song.

949 Helene 05.07.07 at 4:07 pm

beep beep!

I really have nothing to say.

950 pyrit 05.07.07 at 4:20 pm

Roadrunner, the coyote’s after you.
Roadrunner, if he catches you you’re through…

951 Annie 05.07.07 at 4:20 pm

Helene, Beep Beep indeed! I saw you were one of the people who posted on that little ditty up above.

:-D

952 Theo 05.07.07 at 5:20 pm

“Iko Iko” (annee)
“Beep Beep” (roadrunner)
“Naughty Naughty” (stupid 80s song)
“Shoop Shoop Shoop” (it’s in his kiss, that’s where it is)

953 Kate 05.07.07 at 6:23 pm

Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rollin’
Rawhide!!!

954 brinnann 05.07.07 at 6:38 pm

Awww, Kate! Was that really necessary?!? Aaagh, worst earworm ev-ar!

955 Kate 05.07.07 at 6:52 pm

“Exxxxcellent”
(touching fingertips together)

956 pyrit 05.07.07 at 8:29 pm

Chewin’ a wheat stalk, pulls brim down a bit, plants boots firmly in the dust, spits, shrugs, squints hard, uncoils and swings lasso ’round ‘n ’round overhead, takes aim and ropes Kate in. “Little lady, I’m afraid this here town aint big enough for you and the Blues Brothers.”

957 brinnann 05.07.07 at 8:50 pm

Pyrit, ever actually swung a lasso? Just bein’ curious. I grew up around that sort of thing (Dad used to calf rope and taught me how – but I only practiced on the dummy), so the comment just jumped out at me. It’s been a while, though.

958 Annie 05.07.07 at 9:07 pm

Ahh the smell of the dust devils. sage brush, and them doggies… Reminds me of….
Rolling Rolling Rolling,
Keep those doggies rolling
Rawhide…

Damn the earworm got me.

959 Theo 05.07.07 at 9:08 pm

oh crap oh crap I forgot…
“Manuh Manuh” (doot doo, doo doo doot)

960 pyrit 05.07.07 at 9:19 pm

’scuse me Theo, (pulls strip of duct tape), brinnann, nope, never rode the range or lassoed nuthin’. (tears duct tape) Only ropes I know are sailing ropes, or sheets, as they’re called on a boat. (plops duct tape on Theo’s mouf.)

961 Theo 05.07.07 at 9:29 pm

[can still type]
[inward snicker]

962 brinnann 05.07.07 at 9:29 pm

And I’m the opposite: I’ve never been sailing, but I bet I’d love it. The closest I’ve ever been is riding the ferry to Galveston Island (Southeast Texas, Gulf of Mexico, ya know, brown water).

963 Annie 05.07.07 at 9:32 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK9eADIfgTE

I don’t know if this works but Bwahahahaha

Opps Maybe I don’t wnat to do that if my mouth is gonna get duct taped.

Runs and Hides from Pyrit

964 brinnann 05.07.07 at 9:33 pm

Oh, look! It’s 4:30 here. Time to go home to the Honey and the Sister.

965 Theo 05.07.07 at 10:47 pm

Hey, I can sail too! [starts humming a little Christopher Cross]

966 Fred 05.08.07 at 2:32 am

For anyone interested, I mentions about getting my FIRST PUP EVER on Friday (or Thursday for all you non Aussies) Well, I JUST HAD THE BEST LONG WEEKEND END IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I’d like to say I didn’t cry like a big baby when I left for work this morning – but – I’m too honest. The Shame.

967 Kate 05.08.07 at 3:30 am

Manuh Manuh??? Just. Saw. For the First Time. And I will never forgive you, Teho and Annie. :) J/k, I friggin’ luv it.

It appears I’ve been lasso’ed and sitting here on Pyrit’s front porch for, oh, seven hours now. :::Promptly wiggles out, readjusts petticoats:::

I demand a mint julep and a proper escort home. No funny business.

968 Annie 05.08.07 at 4:46 am

Buddy’s Limrick

There once was a
couch stradling Cat

Who some people thought
dangerously fat.

But the fat was a fact
of his lying quite flat

and dangling his feet
off the couch back.

969 Annie 05.08.07 at 5:01 am

congrats on your new puppy Fred. They get really big. A friend of mine has one and it is the cutest big old dog. a pussycat(opps did I say that). Don’t forget to post pictures. How is She doing after the weekend home with you? has she been on her first walk with you yet.

970 Norty 05.08.07 at 12:23 pm

a new puppy????????????

squeeeeee!
thud.

971 Norty 05.08.07 at 12:24 pm

a new puppy????????????

squeeeeee!
thud.

972 Norty 05.08.07 at 12:25 pm

yes… two times … to the floor.

973 brinnann 05.08.07 at 12:44 pm

Good one, Annie.

Fred, I suggest pictures pronto before the puddin’ starts to fly.

974 Helene 05.08.07 at 2:02 pm

Nice limerick! did you know Asimov was a famous dirty limerick writer?

http://www.dickstodghill.com/isaacasimovslimerick.htm

975 cutebabyfix.com 05.08.07 at 3:29 pm

wow. I have had a busy and not so happy week end, (the compy asploded a bit) and I come back to the thread that does not end and find it vibrant and full of peeps. What wonders I have wrought by simply aspiring to be…

last.

976 Annie 05.08.07 at 4:09 pm

Helen, That Asimov limerick is amazing. It took me like part of yesterday to think about doing Buddy’s and then a good half hour to get it to rhyme and work out. The last line was the hardest. And here is Mr Isaak popping one out half drunk no less. On a napkin. I never realized what a prolific writer he was and on every subject. What a treasure. I am going to have to see if I can find some of his stuff to read The more obscure. After I read that link I searched for a list of his books and writings there must be thousands.

Opps sorry that kind of went on and on did’nt it.

On a lighter note Someone still needs to make Kate a mint Julep and escort her home now that she escaped from being tied up on the front porch.

977 cutebabyfix.com 05.08.07 at 4:28 pm

I imagine Kate whistling, and Buddy comes gallumphing up. She jumps on his back, and they ride off inta the sunset. Then she makes her own mint julep, and a bleensicle for the Budster.

978 cutebabyfix.com 05.08.07 at 4:38 pm

ok, so I clicked on the link for the limerick, and read the profile of the guy who posted it- turns out he is an 81 year old guy who fought in the battle of Normandy, a sports writer, sounds very tough. Under his interests? Hamsters. The man likes hamsters. Cute reigns.

979 Annie 05.08.07 at 4:45 pm

CBF.. That is too Prosh. I love it. I am going to go back and check that out.

Kate on the back of Buddy too funny.

Helen if you still are looking for some Commentroversy you may want to hit the Deer Picture today(no Pun intended) it is Vegitarian and Hunter land over there.

Let the Puding fight begin.

980 brinnann 05.08.07 at 5:10 pm

I didn’t wanna start a pudding fight there. I just wanted to point out the other side. Though I must admit I do realize (belatedly) that simply pointing something out is how commentroversies get started. I’ve just never been in the middle of one before and didn’t think it’d go there. So far, it’s not been too bad.

981 Helene 05.08.07 at 6:06 pm

Annie, you’ve no idea.

I read his biography, and one of my favorite stories in it was when Arthur C. Clarke sent a newpaper clipping about a man saying how his plane had almost crashed and he kept calm by reading a Arthur C Clarke novel. Arthur included a note saying “If he had been reading one of your novels, he would’ve fell asleep!” To which Asimov replied “Of course he was reading one of yours, so that if the plane had crashed, it would’ve come as a blessed relief!”

982 furbabies 05.08.07 at 7:01 pm

I like puddin, chocolate puddin.

983 brinnann 05.08.07 at 7:26 pm

Oooh, I have chocolate puddin mix at home. Gotsta make it tonight.

984 cutebabyfix.com 05.08.07 at 7:45 pm

Well, if we wants commentroversy, what we really need to talk about is tapioca, the kind wif the leetle balls. I have found it angers people.

985 brinnann 05.08.07 at 7:50 pm

Leetle balls of what?
**looks around slightly frightened of flying balls**

986 Annie 05.08.07 at 8:11 pm

Brinnann Not to worry I added my two cents in it too. I figured it was headed that way anyway and what difference if I also pointed out that most hunters are hunting for food. Not sport.
Then I ran away. I figured the fur would start to fly no matter what.

I’ll have to go over and Look a little later today.

Helen, sounds like there was some competetion going on between those two. They should teach more of this kind of stuff in school. It is way more interesting.

987 Annie 05.08.07 at 8:13 pm

Tapioka?? anger people???? WOw, who Knew. I must remember that in my next pudin fight!

It must be the little balls. Heheheh

988 pyrit 05.08.07 at 8:25 pm

(runs past in quite a hurry and is not sure but thinks a Rhodesian Ridgeback puppy is lapping tapioca pudding whilst 2 famous science fiction writers sip mint juleps during Annie’s limerick debut, applause!, as Kate and Theo ponder the uses of duct tape and rope. Pats Buddy and the fawn on their fuzzy heads, pat-pat, tosses a new computer to cutebabyfix, keeps running, manuh-manuh.)

989 Annie 05.08.07 at 8:33 pm

Heheheh.

990 brinnann 05.08.07 at 8:57 pm

I’m oh-so-glad my boss wasn’t standing nearby when I read your last comment, Pyrit.

991 furbabies 05.08.07 at 9:28 pm

I make yummy appitoca with the beeg round blobs. Almost as good as chocolate puddin.

992 brinnann 05.08.07 at 9:32 pm

Would someone pu-lease tell me what the blobs are? I don’t think I’ve ever had tapioca.

993 cutebabyfix.com 05.08.07 at 9:40 pm

Kewl. Thanks for the new lappy. In my mind’s eye it is all tricked out wif so much bits and bytes- and it runs on tapioca. Also, the case is candy apple red. It only has two channels, CO, and cutebabyfix.com. No more work. Just cute.

994 cutebabyfix.com 05.08.07 at 9:47 pm

Weel, the blobs are these tiny leetle globular white balls that feel not entirely unlike fish eyes in your mouth, but taste of teh pudding. I loff them, but others find the texture disturbing.

995 Annie 05.08.07 at 10:04 pm

Brinnann the balls or blobs as CBF said are the Tapioca itself they float in vanilla pudding goodness. Tapioca is seeds from a plant like rice only round and translucent. I Am like CBF I lurv it.
Mmmm mm Tapioca.

996 Theo 05.08.07 at 10:34 pm

Tapioca does NOT cause conniptions, unless delivered in bulk via trebuchet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trebuchet
Just trust me on this one.

997 furbabies 05.08.07 at 11:11 pm

Appitoca = fish eggs & glue.

998 furbabies 05.09.07 at 1:02 am

But delish vanilla custard fish eggs & glue!

999 Kate 05.09.07 at 1:46 am

Annie, the limrick is AWESOME! I have to print it and hang it somewhere in the apartment…with your permission :)

1000 Fred 05.09.07 at 2:22 am

I don’t know abut tapioca, but that Ridgeback pup was eating our lunch this morning. “Oops did we leave that on the bench?” She attempted to look sorry whist wagging her tail.

We took her to the park on the weekend, she is very good despite having no training. She just has an unfortunate habit of stopping right infront of you with no warning.

She escaped while I was at work yesterday. Luckily, she went to visit our neighbour across the road and sat under his pergola all day. So, some re-inforcing and a carton of beer for our neighbour later – and hopefully there will be no breakouts today!! I can’t post pics here at work but I hope to steal the computer from my husband tonight and do some.

Sorry to waffle on! (Tapioca and waffles maybe??? Caramel sauce?)

PS, she’s already 27 kilos (60ish pounds I think?) at 6 months – and underweight – you can see all her ribs poor baby.

1001 Annie 05.09.07 at 2:29 am

Kate, please do! I was hoping you and Buddy would like it.
Fred, She will fatten up in no time. Puppies do you know within the month I bet.

1002 Fred 05.09.07 at 2:35 am

And Annie, your limerick reminds me of Roald Dahl (My most favorite author in the cosmos) Bravo!

1003 Annie 05.09.07 at 2:40 am

Thanks you guys!

1004 cutebabyfix.com 05.09.07 at 12:33 pm

Theo-fetchez la vache!
Cause we already GOT one…

1005 cutebabyfix.com 05.09.07 at 12:39 pm

Hey Fred-
my kids do that thing where they stop right in front of you with no warning, and then you trip on them, and accidentally kick them in the teeth, and then they cry and blame you and say things like I don’t love you anymore Mom. If you figure out how to get puppy to stop doing this, could you let me know?

1006 Helene 05.09.07 at 2:35 pm

CBF, cats also do that of course! Except they actually run to get into or legs, or to drop on the floor and roll on their back right where you were just about to step. “MEEEOOOOOOOOOWW! That was my tail!”

1007 Annie 05.09.07 at 3:49 pm

Theo you could deliver my Tapioca pudding via Trebucket, any time. Tapioka in Mass Quantity is really a great Idea.

1008 Annie 05.09.07 at 3:54 pm

My favorite (Not) Cat kid and dog thing they do is when you are cooking in the kitchen and they lay down or stand right behind you, so when you step back to do anything you trip and then it is all Mrewwwww or Arrr-Arr-arrr or Mooooommmmmm! Sometimes they are all behind underfoot at the same time.

1009 Annie 05.09.07 at 4:09 pm

For anyone like me who has to go look everything up because they have an enquiring mind here is a link for the Fetchez La Vache!…
http://www.everything2.org/index.pl?node_id=792420

I havent watched this movie in years and had forgotten the scene.
I think I am renting it for the weekend IT was the funniest movie ever

1010 brinnann 05.09.07 at 5:19 pm

Thanks, Annie. I was wondering about the Frawnsch, but was too lazy to look it up myself. I just feel lazy today in general: Honey & Sister both got baths last night so I’m a bit tired.

1011 brinnann 05.09.07 at 5:22 pm

PS: Buddy’s up to 972 comments.

1012 Helene 05.09.07 at 5:36 pm

Annie, thanks for the link! I also checked out “The strange fixation on cows by the French” and it was hilarious. (http://www.everything2.org/index.pl?node_id=1325857 ) I already knew most of it’s uses, but I didn’t know it could mean “cool”. It’s not as much in use here(http://www.bonjourquebec.com/ ) as in France. We mostly use it as an insult.

There also an hilarious little thing about “freedom fries” aka the stupidest example of susceptibility I have ever seen. Like the French care. We don’t call them “frites françaises”, but just “frites”! So the “Français moyen” probably didn’t even know about freedom fries. (like the war in Iraq had more to do with freedom than oil anyway)

I wonder if this will start a commentroversy? Nah, all the Nuffs are gone, it’s just us cool kids.

1013 Helene 05.09.07 at 5:38 pm

Wow Brie, that’s exercise! Chapeau! (hat’s off to you)

1014 Annie 05.09.07 at 5:40 pm

973 Now. Two baths in one night! I am impressed. I forget. Dogs or cats. We all know it aint bunnies because you should never bath a bunny “Snicker”.

That http://www.stuffonmycat.com/
web site is funny. Because we all know it is irresistable to pile stuff on the little darlings when they are sleeping.

I was laughing when you said you were lazy today cause I have a real bad case of fuzz brain today.

Nothing computes!!!

1015 Helene 05.09.07 at 5:43 pm

I love SOMC. Q the cat is my hero! (he’s the white cat with the wipped cream and a cherry on top! — try the search to find him)

1016 Annie 05.09.07 at 5:49 pm

Hi Helene, That Freedom fries was the stupidest thing ever. I LMAO when I first heard it. Like the french even care what we do.

Opps… Gets down off soap box with sheepish grin on face

1017 oaklandcat 05.09.07 at 5:56 pm

HI! *new kid big smile*
Thought I’d do my part to break the 1000 comment barrier. Plus work just isn’t doing it for me today…
So, over the weekend I went on a first date with someone and I was pretty lukewarm UNTIL I found out he has a kitteh who’s going to give birth any second now! (He found her when she was already knocked up). So, I figure I should stick around for at least, say, 8 weeks or so :P
Some people date men for their money. I date men for their kittens. Is this wrong?

1018 brinnann 05.09.07 at 5:58 pm

Sister is the cat, who behaved quite well (not a single scratch from her). Honey is the 60 lb dog who ran around the house like a nut when she realized what was about to happen. Once I get her in the water she calms down, but I have to bodily lift her and heft her over the edge of the tub.

1019 brinnann 05.09.07 at 5:59 pm

oaklandcat, if you can stand him for the next 8 weeks, he’s probably a keeper anyway. The kittehs just provide more incentive.

1020 Helene 05.09.07 at 6:01 pm

Oakland, that’s HILARIOUS! All’s fair in love and kittehs.

1021 Annie 05.09.07 at 6:01 pm

Hey I found him his title is 12/10: Q the cat delivers the goods once again. Very Cute.

I love how the cats are all “oh God my stupid human is doing it again. You would think the human would evolve beyond this like we cats. Lower intellegence is soooo entertained by small things.”

1022 brinnann 05.09.07 at 6:01 pm

Since I’m already babbling, I have at least one daily visit to Stuff on My Cat. Today I found a new site: http://www.amazingcatcollection.com/

1023 oaklandcat 05.09.07 at 6:04 pm

good point, brinnan!

He already scored major points in my book by taking in a pregnant foundling.

1024 Annie 05.09.07 at 6:09 pm

OAklandcat I see nothing wrong in dating for the Kittehs. I would. But I am hopelessly in love with Kittehs.

Brinnann. I can just see the dog runnig around just out of reach of you. Like in those cartoons. Too funny. Did she go roll on the carpet afterwards.

1025 brinnann 05.09.07 at 6:11 pm

I know whatcha mean. There’s a profile on myspace for a kitten named Don Juan. This guy found him on the road, only a few days old, and nursed him to health and has been raising him since. There’s pics of the guy, and he’s kind of attractive, but he unfortunately lives in England. That’s a long drive and an even longer boat ride from here, otherwise I’d have hit on him.

1026 oaklandcat 05.09.07 at 6:22 pm

Don Juan- cute! I’m sure he’s a chick magnet, all right…

1027 Helene 05.09.07 at 6:25 pm

Might as well post the direct link for Q : http://stuffonmycat.com/index.php?itemid=608

There are other posts of him, you can find them by searching “Q”. I love how he doesn’t seem to mind at all. My cat Poupoune is frightned by the sound a plastic or garbage bag makes when you shake it open. Go figure. I can just picture the panic the sound of a can of whipped cream would cause. Like an instant little tornado of claws à la Tasmanian Devil. Then hiding for hours under the bed, eyes wide open with sheer terror. Wimp.

1028 cutebabyfix.com 05.09.07 at 7:21 pm

LOL I checked the link on Q- Only no one has mentioned the two tone yeems that he has going. He weel have his sweet revenge, and it will include deadly little gadgets that are quite hidden in this ordinary wristwatch. (Cue Bond theme)

And Oaklandcat, if a man is sweet on animals, I generally find he also likes children, and is good to his mother. Yes, you may keep him.

1029 cutebabyfix.com 05.09.07 at 7:26 pm

Here is a gratuitous song as an ode to the Budster, who is a big boy, and deserves 2,000 comments:
Let’s do it for the Budster,
The red, white, and the blue,
Let’s do it for the Budster,
Oaklandcat, your mother will approve.
He’ll be a CO hero,
And sit the couch the whole nite through,
Let’s do it for the Budster,
And the Red, White, and THE BLUE.

Posting for Buddy is very Patriotic.

1030 Annie 05.09.07 at 7:36 pm

CBF I so love it. We should all sing it throughout the day.

Well except Maybe Helene who might object as she is from Canada.

1031 oaklandcat 05.09.07 at 7:37 pm

My mother doesn’t actually like animals much– can you believe it???

1032 brinnann 05.09.07 at 7:41 pm

All of these limericks are making me feel inadequate and thoroughly uncreative at the moment. And for some reason, as I read the first line of CBF’s I heard “Let’s Hear it for the Boys” from Footloose, then line two made me think of red, white, & blue-clad cheerleaders with poofy little pompoms.

1033 brinnann 05.09.07 at 7:43 pm

Oaklandcat, then I guess it’s a good thing we do, as we already approve of Mr. Kitteh-Lover.

1034 cutebabyfix.com 05.09.07 at 7:45 pm

Well, Helene can add a bit about big maple leaves or something. LOL my husband is always going on and on (jokingly) about how Canada is our biggest threat and we should nuke em. He is suspicious of Mounties. He thinks they are in on a conspiracy.

1035 Helene 05.09.07 at 7:46 pm

Yes I object, but I will post anyway. Yay for Canada! Boo to the USA!!! Canadians rule!!!

(hides and watches the commentroversy start)

1036 Helene 05.09.07 at 7:48 pm

CBF, your hubby has no idea. BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!

1037 cutebabyfix.com 05.09.07 at 7:52 pm

Aww, sheesh, Helene. That is so cute. Patriotism swells in the hearts of all who love teh cute. And you guys’ve got that health care system which is nice. I heart Canada, but I find it disturbing how when you are driving and the lane just ends with out warning, and you nearly crash every five minutes. Did you guys just run outta asphalt or something?

1038 oaklandcat 05.09.07 at 7:53 pm

I love all you peeps! Oh, and the cute animals too.

1039 brinnann 05.09.07 at 7:56 pm

Oh, it’s a good thing I’ve never been to Canada (though I’d love to have that health care system as well). I’m sure I’d be #1 on the wrecked-car list. Besides, I have a hard enough time dealing with winter down here (anything below 65 is too cold).

1040 cutebabyfix.com 05.09.07 at 8:02 pm

Wanna hear something hilarious? The peeps on the cute puppy page out front are all like yay! 115 COMMENTS, GO PUPPY PUPPY GO! They gots nothing on Buddy. I can hear buddy breakin it down:
Can’t touch this (gettin his MC Hammer pants on…)

1041 brinnann 05.09.07 at 8:09 pm

Puppy tocks ain’t got a chance against the couch-straddler/paw-dangler/basket-squisher-inner Buddy!

1042 cutebabyfix.com 05.09.07 at 8:12 pm

Just a kwestion, how is it that you are checkin how many comments there are? When I try to look it says there are 96?

1043 brinnann 05.09.07 at 8:16 pm

I go to April archives, scroll waaaaaaaaaaaaaay down (I think this one is from the 10th or the 11th).

1044 cutebabyfix.com 05.09.07 at 8:18 pm

Huh- I did that, it says 96. I guess my compy will asplode if it tries to count the Buddy comments.

1045 Helene 05.09.07 at 8:18 pm

CBF, I have no idea what you mean by lanes ending without warning. Perhaps you haven’t heard of that nifty thing we like to call road signs, hehehe ;-D

As for crashing every five minutes, well, I can’t speak for the ROC (rest of Canada), but in Quebec, we drive like maniacs, latin blood oblige.

1046 Helene 05.09.07 at 8:20 pm

Or go to the kittens category and scroll down. 1009 comments this one included.

1047 cutebabyfix.com 05.09.07 at 8:20 pm

Last time we were in Toronto, there were no road signs. Maybe you got some by now? Prolly they are all in Frawnch, and I am limited to “Ou est la salle de bain silver plate?”

1048 Theo 05.09.07 at 8:23 pm

Where the heck are you looking, CBF? I see 1005 (and this one will bump it up to 1006).

Bear in mind, that count isn’t definitive. It gets confused by edits, just for example.

1049 Helene 05.09.07 at 8:23 pm

Montreal rules, Toronto drools. That’s prolly why.

La salle de bain est au fond du corridor.

1050 Theo 05.09.07 at 8:24 pm

Whoa, OK, lots of new comments between the time I started mine, and clicked Post!

1051 oaklandcat 05.09.07 at 8:28 pm

Hey! Did anyone notice that this is Buddy-post’s one month anniversary today?
Perfect day to break 1000 comments!!

1052 cutebabyfix.com 05.09.07 at 8:29 pm

So Teho- Who gets the prize for 1000? they should get something, doncha think? An unlimited supply of digital hampsters?

1053 brinnann 05.09.07 at 8:31 pm

Ou est la salle de bain silver plate?

La salle de bain est au fond du corridor.

Translate, por favor. I took Espanol in high school.

1054 brinnann 05.09.07 at 8:35 pm

I think oaklandcat was 1000, ‘cuz I posted that there were 972, which made mine 973:

“I love all you peeps! Oh, and the cute animals too.

Posted by: oaklandcat | May 09, 2007 at 12:53 PM”

1055 brinnann 05.09.07 at 8:38 pm

And anyone checked the “Recent Comments” lately? All but one is from our thread.

1056 oaklandcat