Here’s a picture I took of my coworker’s piglet*. He was the runt, and couldn’t compete with his siblings for a spot at the milk bar. My coworker bottle fed him every few hours so he wouldn’t die!** Check out the milk droplets on his schnozzle!***
* Um, "co-worker’s piglet"? Like AT THE OFFICE!?
** ‘wouldn’t die’ ?! OMG, he is so pathetically prosh!
*** "Check out the milk droplets on his schnozzle’!?!!? Who are you? you’re doing ME!!! [totaly cackling]