Please! Put some pants on [Part II]

by Meg on April 23, 2007

This is really embarrassing. Passed out at the party sans pant-a-loons.

[Shaking head]

Can

Nice party, Sarah. Nice party.

{ 77 comments }

1 thedistractor 04.23.07 at 8:03 pm

How Rude!

2 Jackie from Michigan 04.23.07 at 8:03 pm

Drunken cute kitteh…and my first bleen!
Seriously, cat,you’re just asking to get pranked!

3 Jackie from Michigan 04.23.07 at 8:05 pm

Er…maybe not a bleen, but still that’s a cute cat. I hope the lady that cat is lying on doesn’t have to go to the bathroom anytime soon.

4 joodster 04.23.07 at 8:08 pm

He’s been hitting the nip pwetty hard. Kitteh nip, that is.

5 ThreeCatNight 04.23.07 at 8:09 pm

Just WHAT was in the milk?
(or catnip?)

6 Not That Mike The Other Mike 04.23.07 at 8:11 pm

The photo’s cropped to tightly for us to see, but we can assume that the young lady in the photo is named Paris, Lindsay or Britney.

PS: Jackie — you were saying something about getting pranked? Har.

7 DKN 04.23.07 at 8:11 pm

now that’s what I call a seat warmer!

8 Mary 04.23.07 at 8:20 pm

I love it when kittehs bare their tummies for a snorgle.. although the young lady lap-mistress might take offense at a snorgle headed in that direction.

9 Not That Mike The Other Mike 04.23.07 at 8:25 pm

Mary, perhaps the cat is there to guard against such unwanted attention. Yes, it’s another appearance of … CHASTITY KITTY!

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/09/too_many_joke_p.html#comment-22300373

10 Robbie 04.23.07 at 8:31 pm

Tsk, tsk, I can’t STAND a kitteh who can’t hold his licker! Who spiked his milk, I ask?

11 TheLoveOfIsis 04.23.07 at 8:32 pm

Boy, I tell you what – right about now, I’d LOVE to be passed out like that little kitteh righ’ thar. Cause after my neighbor decided to wake me up at 4am this morning to the sound of a CHAINSAW while he trimmed his tree, I could sure use a nap.

12 Kar 04.23.07 at 8:33 pm

Wait, I still don’t know what the heck a bleen is!

13 TheLoveOfIsis 04.23.07 at 8:36 pm

Oh and other Mike… if that’s a Chastity Kitty, it’s lyin’ down on the job, lol.

14 TheLoveOfIsis 04.23.07 at 8:37 pm

Kar: Bleen = Firstpost.

15 Snorga 04.23.07 at 8:40 pm

That kitty is soooo comfy.

16 Kar 04.23.07 at 8:43 pm

Thanks TheLoveOfIsis.

Not sure how bleen comes out of that one but hey, you learn something new every day.

17 Lone 04.23.07 at 8:53 pm

Leave it to Theo the ‘Mastamind’ for the bleen bit. No one knows, no one asks.

And the kitty, prime for a little Sharpie touchup, and such a nice belleh to scribble on!

18 Fuzzybutt 04.23.07 at 8:56 pm

Sooo cute! Looks like my katten Alice!

19 TheLoveOfIsis 04.23.07 at 8:56 pm

My cat loves to bare his belleh at me whenever I come within three feet of him. It’s the cutest thing, he’ll be totally upright, catch me coming towards him and he’ll do this gymnastics-worthy flip-flop onto his back, and meow at me for love. How can I resist a snorgle or two?

20 Yitzysmommie 04.23.07 at 8:59 pm

AAACCCKKK!
KITTY PORN!!

21 T3h Kitt3h 04.23.07 at 9:07 pm

I think this calls for a Cats ‘n’ Laps category!

22 larry 04.23.07 at 9:11 pm

Looks like Bill the Cat from the old Bloom County comic strip.

Thppftp!

23 Jorden 04.23.07 at 9:19 pm

Oh my God-SO cute! I love his/her little white hands!

24 Noelegy 04.23.07 at 9:39 pm

TheLoveofIsis, my Niko does that same thing. He’s a longhaired Siamese mix, and he just loooooves to roll over and display his tummy fluff. And it won’t do but that I comment on how adorable his tummy is today, and give him rubs and snorgles.

The photo is adorable. Such love and trust and lack of inhibition.

25 Teri 04.23.07 at 9:45 pm

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

Only a cat. Only a cat. *wipes tears of laughter*

26 Lizzy 04.23.07 at 9:46 pm

Must… contain… dirty… jokes!! Too cute this little fella is.

27 jen 04.23.07 at 9:51 pm

that cat has got to realize his drinking limit or he’ll find himself soon at alcoholics anonymews.

cute skirt, btw.

28 Suda Nim 04.23.07 at 10:14 pm

Not just pants. Kitty needs a 6-cup bikini. Or is it 8? Hard to count when one…gets….distracted…..by…fluff…..

29 Colleen 04.23.07 at 10:15 pm

My kitty Vinny falls asleep like that all the time. Unfortunately, he also has a nervous tick of overgrooming himself to the point that he “shaves” his entire belly bald. I was thisclose to naming him “Brazil”.

30 musicchick2 04.23.07 at 10:16 pm

Boneless bebeh! Baby better be careful, or he/she is gonna just slide right offa that lap onto the floah! So ti-ti!

31 Annie 04.23.07 at 10:48 pm

Hey Colleen, Take him to the vet to get checked out this may be an allergy. Our big white kitty was doing that only on his side and the vet gave him some medicine to relieve it. he grew most of his hair back and then I figured out what was irritating him and he got all his hair back

32 Aubrey 04.23.07 at 10:59 pm

Kitteh is sans cute-lottes.

(not really – that is one cute kitteh…maybe kitteh is just in breeches of etiquette)

33 cutebabyfix.com 04.23.07 at 11:08 pm

What a shame, look at that babeh all strung out. What a waste, oh the catanity…

34 Colleen 04.23.07 at 11:16 pm

Annie,

Thank you for your concern, that’s really sweet of you. Yes, he has allergies, and he’s on meds for it, but since he didn’t get started on them until he was nearly six (when we adopted him from the pound), the vet says it’s probably just an unbreakable habit at this point. So, he’s still bald down there, but much less bald than when we got him.

35 kasia 04.23.07 at 11:16 pm

i just watched a horrible, horrible programme on foxes in london called “meet the foxes” which i thought would be cute and enjoyable… but it wasn’t. it ended on evil people luring a pregnant fox and her mate into a garden and getting shot, one after the other. why? because the house owners thought it a nuisance, basically. that’s why.

i cried so much after that horrendous show…

thank you cute overload for putting a smile back on my face!! i really needed some pant-less kittens right now.

36 FEnM 04.23.07 at 11:18 pm

Great, just what I need on my b-day… kitty porn.

37 Tiffany 04.23.07 at 11:41 pm

Nice legs you two.

38 Carlisa 04.23.07 at 11:50 pm

Blame it on the puss. Some things NEVER change.

39 P. Erasmus 04.24.07 at 12:33 am

This headline ends on a preposition.

Please edit accordingly.

“Please on some pants put.”

40 Carlisa 04.24.07 at 12:56 am

FEnM—Happy B/D!!! May everything be “purring” for you, too! *winks!*

41 Kimmypage 04.24.07 at 1:18 am

Awwwwh, well, be fair..hims belly does look very very full. Perhaps he just had turkey..

kp ;)

42 Carlisa 04.24.07 at 1:19 am

Too much c*ntroversy. I’m outta here!

[tsk, Carlisa - Ed.]

43 Shannon Johnson 04.24.07 at 1:32 am

Hims so cute! He is really tired.

44 Carlisa 04.24.07 at 1:39 am

Jeeezz! Please don’t fooze me, P.E! LOL!

45 Michelle 04.24.07 at 1:40 am

Someone’s askings for a BELLYRUB.

46 Carlisa 04.24.07 at 2:17 am

Oops! I’ve been *bleened*?!… T? Did you do dat? That’s not right! I’m calling my Congress- dude-guy.. That suxs!

47 Carlisa 04.24.07 at 2:25 am

Well.. He said you need to stop *bleening*… or else!

48 Peg of Tilling 04.24.07 at 2:26 am

Don’t look Ethel! Too late.

Such a tummy!

49 A thinker 04.24.07 at 2:31 am

I DOOO love a kitty who’s so relaxed he can happily fall asleep on your lap, on his back. Such a smiley floppy cutie-pants.

50 A thinker 04.24.07 at 2:34 am

LOL, P.Erasmus. That is an insult up with which Meg shall not put.

51 Theo 04.24.07 at 2:50 am

NO MORE YODA PLS KTHXBYE

52 Merri 04.24.07 at 2:54 am

Talk about relaxed!! Pass the nip please kitten! I always marvel the way one of our cats..Chloe the Maine Coon mix..can fall asleep in absolutely any position. I wish I could do that!! This kitten is soo cute!

53 FEnM 04.24.07 at 3:48 am

Carlisa said: “FEnM—Happy B/D!!! May everything be ‘purring’ for you, too! *winks!*”

Thanks, Carlisa! ^_^

54 leah 04.24.07 at 4:18 am

How many cats attend aannomews??? this one is just passed out tired, Long day too many people in the house and as far as I am concerned he still has his pants on they not for everyone else but they are his !!!! love the front tocks down by the side, where is the cat with the naked barbie doll that cat has issues… LOLOLOLOLOLOL

55 Caitlin 04.24.07 at 4:29 am

Passed out at the party AND on a pretty girl’s lap. What bliss. :)

56 Carlisa 04.24.07 at 4:37 am

I’ve been a bad gerl tonite! Teho has *bleened* me and I probably deservered it—-NOT!—He can be kinda crabby at x’s but, what the heck, *snicker!* Did you have fun today? I hope so! Happy Birthdaaaay to yOU…. Happpy BIRTHDAyyyyy to YOU…HAAAAAAAAppppy birthday Dear FEnM….Haaaaapy birthdayyyyy toooo YOUUUUU! Many more!!!! :)

57 Andrea|Nash 04.24.07 at 4:56 am

Theo – maybe the thinker was referring to an amusing commentary by Winston Churchill on the grammatic rule of never ending a sentence with a preposition…

58 Miss Knotty 04.24.07 at 5:10 am

I realize this is TEWTALLY not the point of this pic, but that is a COMPLETELY cute skirt. Where did you get it, so I can shamelessly copy your flawless sense of style?

59 Subhangi 04.24.07 at 7:02 am

Oh man. That kitty’s S-L-O-S-H-E-D.

Pretty skirt on the girl, though!

60 Dale 04.24.07 at 7:04 am

I too would like a skirt with a built-in dangling comatose cat.

61 FEnM 04.24.07 at 7:17 am

Carlisa: I had a pretty good day, thanks! Oh, singing! Thanks! ^_^

62 Aubrey 04.24.07 at 9:03 am

If that kitteh was a Scottish Fold, could you call it a Snorran?

63 Ninjin 04.24.07 at 10:05 am

Aaaaw!! I wanna see that nose dot on a close-up!

64 MariaS 04.24.07 at 12:30 pm

Precious! Happy kitten snoozing! So much love!

65 chlyn 04.24.07 at 12:52 pm

I thought it was Little Edie of Grey Gardens.

66 Theo 04.24.07 at 12:54 pm

Sorry, Andrea N. Yoda profanes the memory of all statesmen.

(wish I knew a gender-inclusive version of “statesman”…)

67 Jennifer 04.24.07 at 1:44 pm

Very Cute! I am also digging that skirt. Super cute!

68 Miss Helen 04.24.07 at 1:56 pm

This is pretty much the funniest CO post ever! This morning, my puppeh was lying on the lounge next to me and I was scratching her little puppeh arm pits and she splayed out like the above kitteh and I shamelessly stole your joke!
So wasted! Animals these days! Sheesh!

69 A thinker 04.24.07 at 2:03 pm

Teho & Andrea N, indeed I was. And Teho, try “statespeople”. Doesn’t sound quite right, does it?

70 Theresa 04.24.07 at 2:27 pm

That was no party– that was a par-tay. ;)

BTW, the greatest of all comments on Yoda came from the New Yorker’s great movie critic, Anthony Lane. He wrote, “Break me a ****ing give.” :P

71 Annie 04.24.07 at 5:15 pm

ya know.. I love the pictures on CO but I must say the comments are just as good.
entertained I am, so much!!!

72 jimmmm 04.24.07 at 6:24 pm

Hey, my wife has that skirt!

73 o 04.24.07 at 8:00 pm

A classic case of the “I’m not as think as you drunk I am, Hon…”

74 Sabella 04.24.07 at 11:25 pm

My kitties bare their tummies at me, but I am not allowed to snorgle. I just get clawed for my trouble, but I must snorgle!

75 pyrit 04.25.07 at 1:57 am

Carlisa – Lo, you are saved child! The bleen has brought you up. Praise the mighty bleen for you are a sister, a righteous pillar of salt. Now go out and do good and do not acquaint thyself further with the bleen for the bleen is powerful stuff and not to be reckoned with. ;-p

76 Theo 04.25.07 at 2:29 pm

What the posser…?
;)

77 pyrit 04.25.07 at 5:35 pm

The Mighty Bleener hath spoken…kinda.

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