It’s so sad when kittehs can’t afford more than one basket

Abject poverty, People.

Kittehs SHARING a basket.

Pathetic—they’re busting at the seams, and there isn’t a SINGLE thing we can do about it. [sigh]

Poor things, they don't know any better...

No—just—don’t look—it will only make you depressed


[shaking head] I know—I know. Tough times, we’re living in. Tough. Times.


Eleanor R., we wish you the best in providing for your kittehs—I’m sure everything will work out OK.


Ahn. [Head tilt]





By the way, the proper way to do the head tilt is: 1. Head tilted at approx 4 degrees left, and 2. Mouth slightly opened 3. Dazed look on face. Not bad, Sandy…

Special on aisle 7: sleeping puppies in tubs

[heard over microphone] "sleeping pups on aisle seven, next to the bath caulk and bull nose tiles. Get ’em while they last, limited time only, one per customer"


Load up the cart, Jessica F.! (‘Ivana" pup is dreaming about the ‘I shall leeck you‘ category of this site.)

And now, a pit bull snarfling baby chicks

You know? Why the heck not. Can’t a pit bull lick some chicks if he/she wants to?

I know it’s bad for the pit bull image, but…

Tastes like chick-kons, Amy C….

// UPDATE — and thanks for filming this, TexasGirly1979! //

Those damn kids

I tell them not to MESS AROUND and now I can’t find them—dammit—Kiiiiiiiiiids!


This leaning tower of (poisonous?) Piza has got to be ‘shopped, Nyx M., but I care not!!!


Moses: Where’s Cheeps? Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeps! [calls out into the grass]


Moses: "Cheeeeeeeps! Oh, Cheeeepers!"
Cheeps: "OOF!—get off moi! zees eenstant!"


Moses: I really don’t get it. I"m on time and everything. [Looks around] I better place an ad on Craig’s list Missed Connections…


Hannah W.—Awwesthum.

Smallest of puppitudes

Four miniscule eenches tall, People. Check him out. He’s leading the pack of smallest pups in the Guinness Book…

Tineh Bebeh


Tineh Bebeh!Video of the Bebeh

Way to send this one in, everyone…


Baaaaad news, Bears.

We just lost a member of the Cute Overload family. Ms. Lucy 2.0, of HamsterTracker fame, has passed away. 😦

Lucy brot great joy to all those who followed her whopping 485,033.25 meter run on her treadmill. each meter and fraction thereof was lovingly tallied by Mathijs, her owner.

Let’s all have a paws up moment for dear Lucy, and Mathijs, we wish you swift, running, happy Lucys in your dreams…Baroooooo!


Here is my favorite Lucy memory, when Mathijs made served her a "micro cheeseburger" while "Cookin’ for Lucy" series…[sniff]

I got a date with Richard Branson

Let’s get this thing going. Branson and I are taking this basket around the world. Allll I need to do is attach the enormous Macy’s Day Parade bone-shaped balloon and we’re Audi 5000.

MUSH! [paw up]


Oh dear, the sender-inner’s name is nowhere to be found at the moment, but I shall update post-haste!

Mr. Wrinkles McSmooshersons, Esquire the Third

Ladies, there is not enough Botox in the WORLD to solve mah problems. The name is McSmooshersons. Wrinkles..McSmooshersons.

Try not to soft-kronche my nose roll.


Sway W….You rocketh.