Weirdest submishe…evar!

by Meg on March 27, 2007

Sender-inner Jessica L. writes: “Okay, here’s a strange one for you. But every time I look at these pictures I think how cute it is, so I thought I’d send it on in.  It is a turkey made out of a pine cone who has clearly befriended a sprouted onion. Seriously, check it out. Or maybe I’m just strange.”

[shifty eyes] Thanks… [looks over shoulder]

too weird for words

Yeah, it’s strange. But in a good butter duck or tree sweater way.

{ 92 comments }

1 Namida 03.27.07 at 1:22 pm

I can only say: wtf?
But the pinecone-turkey is kind of cute…

2 thepetmuseum 03.27.07 at 1:22 pm

Yet a wall of glass divides them, for evar. Seriously, this IS weirdly cute.

3 Ash 03.27.07 at 1:23 pm

bizarre…. Haha! Cute because of the thought that went into it, though.

4 ceejoe 03.27.07 at 1:23 pm

lol, glad I’m not the weirdest…

5 Yitzysmommie 03.27.07 at 1:24 pm

Methinks someone was smokin’ too much herb…..

6 ceejoe 03.27.07 at 1:32 pm

just had to make another comment after looking at it some more…
(also, I *do* think it’s cute!)…
that pinecone turkey would last about 5 seconds in my house – it would quickly become a cat toy – *nothing* is sacred with 10 kittehs in teh house…

7 No Cigar 03.27.07 at 1:33 pm

I bet there’s lotsa people outh there (myself included) who wonder why the prosh pics they’ve submitted of their kitties and/or puppies aren’t up here instead.

8 ceejoe 03.27.07 at 1:34 pm

bwahaahaha…. ok, one more comment… I just noticed the category – interspecies snorgling!
hahahaha….
ok, *gotta* get back to work now!

9 DKN 03.27.07 at 1:34 pm

Wow, a sprouted onion in a jar….? Is someone trying to get rid of a wart of something? Haha!

Nice pine cone turkey!

10 Mello 03.27.07 at 1:38 pm

I DONT SEE ANY PUPPIES.

11 Peg of Tilling 03.27.07 at 1:39 pm

The Classico jar lid just sorta makes the whole tableau come together for me. I don’t know why.

12 Tor 03.27.07 at 1:44 pm

I especially like the evocative winter landscape in the background–so very tragic is their luv.

13 DKN 03.27.07 at 1:51 pm

Haha Tor!

You see, ’nuffs. Some of us find cuteness and beauty in the little things in life…and some of those things aren’t necessarily breathing and that’s OK. I’ve submitted things and none of them have been posted. This doesn’t bother me – for one day I know that Meg will decide it’s time to show the world the amazing video I found and I can certainly wait.

Good one, Meg.

14 all day long 03.27.07 at 1:51 pm

That is freakin awesome! I love it when plant-like thingies can get along! Whe can’t the whole world be like this pine cone turkey and sprouted onion? Everyone take note.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL! :o )

15 For the love of jauntiness 03.27.07 at 1:52 pm

Um…

16 pyrit 03.27.07 at 2:00 pm

Cracking uh-HUP!

The onion is all, “I has a force field.” (ICHC)

(Oh there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth methinks from Peeps wondering why their cute pics weren’t posted. Awww. It’ll be OK.)

17 lainey 03.27.07 at 2:02 pm

Probably the most non-cute thing posted here ever. But thanks for trying.

18 blair 03.27.07 at 2:05 pm

slow cute day

19 Suzanne 03.27.07 at 2:09 pm

Okay, is it just me or does the onion have a slight turkey like appearance? Look towards the back of the jar…it’s got a tiered effect like a turkey’s tail. So is it interspecies snorgling or…evolution in process????

On second thought…maybe it’s two onions in a jar?

Still a cute pic though.

20 Mimi 03.27.07 at 2:16 pm

Peg–exactly my thoughts! The Classico lid is just so…classic! :)

21 stina 03.27.07 at 2:16 pm

I’m with you, ceejoe — the “interspecies snorgling” category is what makes this post for me. :)

22 Christine 03.27.07 at 2:17 pm

I don’t get it…in the photo you can barely tell what’s going on. It’s really the reader’s description that’s funny.

23 Esther 03.27.07 at 2:18 pm

It does go with the new background (which I like)!

24 Pheas 03.27.07 at 2:20 pm

I’m glad they have each other, and I definitely see some turkitude in the onion. Perhaps that was the attraction.

I will admire the luh-vairs from afar, because while I appreciate their cute, I don’t find either to be personally snorglable!

25 Rob 03.27.07 at 2:25 pm

Yes you are stange….not cute at all

26 chet's momma 03.27.07 at 2:32 pm

cute knows no boundaries! and just think, perhaps they find each other snorglable! awww.

27 Dustbunny 03.27.07 at 2:33 pm

I for one find the onion apeeling. Wattle you do if you don’t like the pic — quit visiting CO??

28 anner 03.27.07 at 2:39 pm

i say, let the cuteologist who is in no way strange cast the first stone!

29 cutebabyfix.com 03.27.07 at 2:43 pm

Why the anger? Why must the onion be rejected and isolated by his orientation? It may not seem normal to others, but he was borned to love turkey. In fact I love turkey myself. Don’t worry, vidalia dahlink, one day you *will* come out of the jar!

30 Theo 03.27.07 at 2:43 pm

To Rob, Mello, No Cigar (etc)…
Wah, sniffle, boo hoo (hoo).

31 Daisycat 03.27.07 at 2:44 pm

I’m on ur lid, befriendin ur unyun.

32 cutebabyfix.com 03.27.07 at 2:45 pm

An its like my gran’ma usta say, there’s someone for everyone.

33 OC 03.27.07 at 2:47 pm

Give em some space!

34 Wow 03.27.07 at 2:48 pm

Theo – you’re generally a nice poster, but that last one was just jerky. I bet you/Meg/whoever get tons of cute pics. Too bad you’re making it seem like a joke for those who sent them in. Mocking the submitting public – rude, man. Rude.

35 Theo 03.27.07 at 2:51 pm

Wow — I calls ‘em like I sees ‘em. If you act rude to me (or Meg), then YOU have opened that door. Don’t act all surprised or offended when I waltz through.

Plenty of *other* comments here that are pleasant, civil, and witty.

36 AuntieMame 03.27.07 at 2:51 pm

It’s a good thing Meg explained that it’s an onion, because at first blush I was thinking it was a honking huge goldfish. With no water… 8^0

And to the whiners, maybe your pictures aren’t as cute as you think they are, and *that’s* why they haven’t been posted.

LOL at Dustbunny. Your onion pun brought tears to my eyes. I shallot attempt to make a better one.

37 lurkingsmirk 03.27.07 at 2:52 pm

Cuteoverload is for the celebration of all things cute…not your pet or your ego. Yay for mixing things up! I hope once the onion starts to wilt, the turkey won’t lose interest.

38 cutebabyfix.com 03.27.07 at 2:53 pm

Aww shucks everyone is just jealous. I would even go as far as to march in that pride thing with them, what is it? Oh yea, the Macy’s Turkey Parade!

39 pyrit 03.27.07 at 2:56 pm

Theo – Yummm, I loves me a bite o’ turkey jerky to chew on, mmmm.

40 Manda 03.27.07 at 3:01 pm

You know, there’s plenty of time and space for all things cute for those submitters who are crying foul. The quirky things are the best- they throw a little variety into the site. I love puppies madly, but if all I ever saw were puppies or kitties, it’d get old.

The funny little offbeat things that are found and sent in by readers are what keep me– and I’d wager many others– coming back!

41 Emily 03.27.07 at 3:03 pm

I also say, yay for mixing things up.

Kudos! VERY Cute.

42 lolgetoverit 03.27.07 at 3:07 pm

lol people! don’t get so worked up over one little picture =P i admit it’s a bit strange but come on, lighten up.. it’s just a pine cone turkey!!! it’s not like this is the last post EVER on this thing… i’m looking forward to more cuteness!!! =)

43 Eastie 03.27.07 at 3:09 pm

Love it! They *do* seem to look alike.

I second what Theo said:

To Rob, Mello, No Cigar (etc)…
Wah, sniffle, boo hoo (hoo).

Get over it, people!

44 Suzanne 03.27.07 at 3:12 pm

DustyBunny and AuntieMame…leeks see if we can’t get the nuffs to get along. Chives just about had enough of all the whining.

45 Redzilla 03.27.07 at 3:14 pm

I love how on-yon is positioned to look longingly toward Turkey.

Vidalia, Vidalia, wherefore are thou Vidalia?

Sadly, I think Turken is a bit of a playah. I bet when sparrows land on the window sill, he checks them out.

46 ceejoe 03.27.07 at 3:15 pm

hey it’s the internet – *everyone* can post their cute pics!
at flicker.com or at
http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/
Then point us CO fans there and we can all see!

47 anner 03.27.07 at 3:17 pm

Suzanne et al – perhaps we just need to get to the root of the problem. chute! can’t we all just get along?

48 pyrit 03.27.07 at 3:22 pm

“I shallot leek you.”

49 trin 03.27.07 at 3:22 pm

Yeah peeps! it’s the Internet, CO is not our only Cute Outlet, if we MUST release our own inner cuteness, flickr and the other spots let up put up our own.

Cats and even more ODD cute:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/trinlayk/

50 cavalaxis 03.27.07 at 3:27 pm

Awww. Their love is so doomed. It’s tragically cute.

51 Subhangi 03.27.07 at 3:30 pm

OMG ROFLOL!!! Sometimes a bit of surreal humour really works.

That pine-cone turkey *is* creative, though … but is that really an onion? I thought it was a some sort of prawn!

*looks sheepish*

52 Michelle 03.27.07 at 4:12 pm

Don’t fall in love with onions. They’ll only make you cry.

53 Peg of Tilling 03.27.07 at 4:14 pm

M. Turken: Come wiz me to ze Casbah!

Mlle. Onyon: Non, non, one day you weel fly away with your so-fine Classico jar lid and I weel only make you cry. We are doomed to love in vain!

M. Turken: Mais cherie– [sparrows land] –um, what?

Playa turken, Redz, I laughed so hard.

54 AmyH 03.27.07 at 5:18 pm

All of this talk of a doomed romance, the snow outside – it’s as if they are performing a tableau vivant of a Tolstoy novel.

Bravo!

55 oaklandcat 03.27.07 at 5:58 pm

Love it! But even more, the tree sweater made my day.
Daisycat- ROTFL

56 TAJ 03.27.07 at 6:18 pm

If CO was *just* cute pictures of puppies, bunnies and kitties, it probably wouldn’t be that popular. What really makes this site is Meg’s (and Teho’s) quirkiness. Only CO can make an opossum cute, or have a category like “cats and racks.”

Cute + Personality = CO

57 Theo 03.27.07 at 6:25 pm

TAJ — I’m not quirky, I’m ECCENTRIC.
;)

58 Lacey's Garden 03.27.07 at 6:27 pm

My doggies love pine cones. There are still pinecones in under the sofa from Christmas that the dogs love and the cat hides.

59 kayte 03.27.07 at 6:27 pm

That actually looks like a pining cone to me!

60 BrianMPLS 03.27.07 at 6:45 pm

YAAAY!!
I love when CO admits not all things cute have to be breathing!

I’ll have to show my stuffed friends this post, and the duck and tree.

61 BrianMPLS 03.27.07 at 6:47 pm

lol… I like how TAJ’s math shows that Personality equals Overload.

62 ceejoe 03.27.07 at 7:11 pm

Theo! I frequently call myself eccentric too!
…but somehow I’m not sure other people think it’s a good thing…

63 ali 03.27.07 at 7:17 pm

Daiseycat: I love it!

64 AuntieMame 03.27.07 at 7:48 pm

TAJ — I’m not quirky, I’m ECCENTRIC.
;)

Posted by: Theo | Mar 27, 2007 at 11:25 AM

It’s one of those irregular verbs. I’m an original thinker. You’re an eccentric. He’s ’round the twist.

65 lauowolf 03.27.07 at 7:53 pm

How did I miss the butter duck!
(And, clearly there is no butter duck to be seen.)

66 pyrit 03.27.07 at 8:05 pm

lauowolf – It’s not just a butter duck. It’s also a butter vulture. Say *that* 5 times fast. ;)

67 Paris Hilton 03.27.07 at 8:06 pm

I guess cuteoverload has finally run out of images and videos to steal from other sites, so now they’re posting this garbage.

68 Sheenanana 03.27.07 at 8:12 pm

Aw, Cram it Paris. Jeez. It’s just one picture, people, get ovah yourselves! CO posts the pics, you have no right to beetch ’cause you don’t control it. Not your site. Nyah nyah!

I love the pinecone turkey! Do not deny their love!

69 commatose 03.27.07 at 8:17 pm

JEbus… ’nuffs AND trolls?? You guys get na-haaasty when you don’t get your recommended daily allowance of mainstream cute. Get a grip. Go visit the American Greetings site or something.

Frankly, if this site *only* posted flooftacular kittens precariously hanging from branches, with the words “HANG IN THERE, BABY” scrolled in a nauseating font at the top (with a heart dotting the “i,” for the love of Pete), I’d bet many CO regulars wouldn’t be. Regulars, that is.

Cute + Personality/Snark = CO

70 commatose 03.27.07 at 8:25 pm

oh, man. i just spit all over my desk, upon seeing the butter duckvulture. it’s so wrong… and yet, so right.

71 acelightning 03.27.07 at 9:16 pm

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?

72 Gryph 03.27.07 at 9:21 pm

What makes this picture for me is the way the onion appears to be pressed up to the glass as if trying to get closer to her twue wuv. Hee.

73 lori 03.27.07 at 10:49 pm

ok..i thought the onion was a cicada…and that’s not cute..and how is a pine cone cute???

74 melissa 03.28.07 at 12:02 am

I think it’s just stupid. Not cute. Sorry.

75 CCat 03.28.07 at 12:03 am

I like it. The onion and the pinecone… forever to be separated by a wall of glass… How utterly heartrending.

This is weirdly cute in an inexpressible way…

76 Laurie C 03.28.07 at 1:42 am

“Don’t fall in love with an onion, they’ll only make you cry.”

Brilliant, Michelle!

Hasn’t anyone else noticed? The jar is a Classico jar, too, I believe. Which means they’re already sharing. Awww.

77 Carlisa 03.28.07 at 2:03 am

rotflmao—–OMG! The comments are hilarious!

78 Laurie C 03.28.07 at 2:16 am

Correction — it may just be a Mason jar. Maybe they are doomed.

79 Tor 03.28.07 at 3:02 am

I have no pets at home, alas. Or so I thought. I can see 3 pine cone bebehs in my living room right now! Yay my fam is being represented on CO! Mwak!

80 lauowolf 03.28.07 at 6:06 am

But Pyrit, it’s a butter duck than vulture.

81 A thinker 03.28.07 at 4:04 pm

oooooooookay.

82 bunnyslave 03.28.07 at 4:41 pm

LOL Daisycat!!!

83 ask-god-a-question.com 03.28.07 at 5:06 pm

crafts are awesome

84 Jessica L. 03.28.07 at 5:14 pm

Just thought I should weigh-in as the “sender-inner”

I’m glad others can appreciate the cute that occurs in my apartment. Though I cannot take credit for their positioning; that was the genius of my roommate. I simply documented the awesome that ensued.

But I’m glad (some of) you enjoyed this as much as I did. Plus, everyone loves a good pun, and many good ones came out of this! :)

85 zosterops 03.28.07 at 8:08 pm

Jessica L.:
it’s a wonderful feeling knowing there’s like minded weirdness out there…

commatose said all there’s to say
and daisycat, brilliant!

86 zosterops 03.28.07 at 8:10 pm

talking about weirdness – is it only me who has to prove she’s human every single time before she’s allowed to post here…?

87 Theo 03.28.07 at 8:45 pm

Zosterops — nope. It’s systemic. But it *does* scare the spam away.

88 Noelegy 03.28.07 at 10:40 pm

Cute in a surreal way, althought at first glance I thought the onion was encased in ice!

89 Catsquatch 03.29.07 at 4:49 pm

“I know your breath smells like onions but I wanna kiss ya anyway dahlink!
Pssst, im working ona plan to break ya outta there, that jars makin ya look kinda green…..”

90 Wayne 04.08.07 at 2:19 am

Yep, you’re strange!

91 Sammi 06.01.07 at 3:03 am

How do U submit stuff???

92 erin 06.02.07 at 2:04 am

OMG. this is my favorite CO post yet. Sigh, It made a tear come out my eye.

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