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by Meg on March 13, 2007

Kittehs these days.

Going straight to hayle.

Don't look directly AT THEM!

Michelle L., just look at these kittehs.

Jeeshe.

{ 139 comments }

1 Sarah 03.13.07 at 1:31 pm

Awwwwww! Purrfect yin/yang kitties!

2 jenna_sais_quoi 03.13.07 at 1:36 pm

hahaha…

Note to self- kissing kittehs on the top of the head may be a bad idea!

3 Daisycat 03.13.07 at 1:38 pm

This may get interesting…

4 Tigger 03.13.07 at 1:39 pm

I’m with Sarah – my first thought was “They look like ying/yang kitties!” :)

5 jaypo 03.13.07 at 1:43 pm

That’s what I thought too–Yin/Yang kittehs!

6 jen 03.13.07 at 1:43 pm

its the perfect yin yang symbol!!!

what cute kittehs!!!

7 sydney 03.13.07 at 1:49 pm

I agree Yin Yan. Just wait it’s gonna get nasty here in a little while.

8 sassypants123 03.13.07 at 1:51 pm

These kittehs must have stuffy sniffers. Peeee-u!

9 caroline 03.13.07 at 1:55 pm

Little yin yang kitties.. cute!

10 punkpie 03.13.07 at 1:59 pm

hahahahahahaha! love it.

11 ali 03.13.07 at 2:01 pm

whoa! so NSFW! SCANDAL!

12 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.13.07 at 2:01 pm

Oh, Puh-LEEEZE! That picture is SO OBVIOUSLY: Staged / Photoshopped / an oil painting / computer-generated / stuffed animals / performance art / kitty porn / a diagram from incomprehensible Japanese stereo instructions / my last three nightmares / a streetlamp …

13 Noel 03.13.07 at 2:02 pm

This kitteh Ying Yang symbol is an omen of kitteh-world peace, of kittehs coming together as one, of an end of alienation of felininity and feline discrimination, and of kittehs completely losing their sense of smell during the process of kitteh evolution.

I wonder if this should be in a new Cute Or Smelly category?

14 kittymomma333 03.13.07 at 2:05 pm

Brown-nosing kittehs!

They’re pew-fect!

15 Noelegy 03.13.07 at 2:06 pm

It’s kitty porn! Don’t Look, Ethel!

16 Theo 03.13.07 at 2:10 pm

So hey Meg, are we going to get that Yin Yang Kitties T-shirt soon?
Maybe can we use this pic instead?
[snicker]

17 jenn 03.13.07 at 2:14 pm

So wrong and yet….so right :)

18 Theo 03.13.07 at 2:14 pm

Other Mike — a few you forgot:
– apostasy
– an emergency landing with only one wing, two wheels & half an engine
– a Ben & Jerry’s “swirl” flavor that was originally meant as a joke but ended up on the market as one of the more popular flavors (let’s see… Chunky Monkey? no… Chubby Hubby? nuh-uh… maybe $#!tty Kitty?)

19 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.13.07 at 2:18 pm

Teho: BAHAHAHAHAHA! I also forgot “satellite view of hurricane.”

20 Anais 03.13.07 at 2:21 pm

Some people just need to get their mind out of the guttter… yingyang purrfection I say!

21 A thinker 03.13.07 at 2:23 pm

NTMTOM & Teho: LOL!

Cats are so strange in their choice of sleeping position. It’s also a bit like the recent crotch-sleeping dog:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/02/i_guess_this_is.html

22 Mimi 03.13.07 at 2:25 pm

hee heee can’t wait for the nuffs to begin! *sits back to watch*

23 kbo 03.13.07 at 2:28 pm

what symmetry! geez, we get excited if our kittehs sleep within a foot of each other!

24 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.13.07 at 2:29 pm

Ya know, in an emergency, you could probably use those guys as a spare tire, too …

25 blair 03.13.07 at 2:33 pm

and who here hasn’t enjoyed a leisurely butt-snuggle from time to time?

26 zeldapie 03.13.07 at 2:35 pm

My heavens! Goodness!

*Zpie fans herself, blushing

27 Tor 03.13.07 at 2:37 pm

Come now; we can’t see their tails, which means they are decorously folded over the areas in question which means the kitties are warming their schnozzes under each others’ haunches, which means…

oh my

28 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.13.07 at 2:38 pm

IT’S A DONUT!

29 SeaBreeze 03.13.07 at 2:40 pm

Purrrrfect yin-yang kittehs for sure!!

… who we definitely do NOT want to kees on top of der cute widdle headsies…. ew!

But, we CAN snorgle der soft widdle tumtumsies All Day Long!! Happyhappyjoyjoy!! =)

30 Snu Snu 03.13.07 at 2:41 pm

LMAO @ theo and the other mike

cant you see? they’re hypnotism-inducers…just spin em around a bit

31 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.13.07 at 2:44 pm

(gazing into twirling kitty hypno-spiral) yessss … massssster …

32 jaypo 03.13.07 at 2:44 pm

eeek, snu snu…now I’m dizzy!!

33 Cheryl S 03.13.07 at 2:46 pm

These kitties live in a cold house and are trying to keep themselves warm. It’s the feline-therm-o-stat. Measure the temp by the tightness of the curl (cold) or the long line of the sprawl (hot).
My sworn enemies even sleep next to each other on the radiator when the house is cold enough.

34 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.13.07 at 2:47 pm

OK, last one: This is an extremely rare photograph of two kitties simultaneously giving birth to one another.

35 Theo 03.13.07 at 2:53 pm

Kittouroboros.

36 Tor 03.13.07 at 2:56 pm

Theo–so THAT’s what happened to the tails…

37 TerrorBite 03.13.07 at 3:01 pm

So cute… and freaky… and funny…
Cats just have no conception of modesty. Still, it’s amusing to see them perfectly symmetrical.

It is win.

38 Tor 03.13.07 at 3:02 pm

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer
Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.

Wha..whaaat’s that slouching towards Bethlehem???

39 Tor 03.13.07 at 3:03 pm

Re: “slouching”

I mean, rolling at an increasingly rapid rate!

40 Christie 03.13.07 at 3:04 pm

hehehehe…Theo, that is too funny. My aunt once had a cat named Kitty-Witty (Witty is my aunt’s last name). Guess what the kitty’s nick-name was…

hehehehe

41 Yessy 03.13.07 at 3:04 pm

How do you know they are not doing that?

42 Kurt 03.13.07 at 3:05 pm

Not a good time to fart!!

43 Mrs. P. 03.13.07 at 3:05 pm

YES! Kittourobouros. Kitteh-ourobouros? Whatever. Hilarious, naughty, a bit stinky. POIFECT!

44 Yitzysmommie 03.13.07 at 3:06 pm

NTMTOM: OBVIOUSLY this is a pumpernickel swirl BAGEL, not a donut. Sheesh!
Teho & NTMTOM, thanks for the gigglies which started with the pic and continued heartily with yer commentz.

45 Laurie 03.13.07 at 3:08 pm

This comment if for the naive viewers – those kitties aren’t sleeping. My kitties (both female) used to vigorously engage in this behavior all the time despite the obvious discomfort of all.

46 Yitzysmommie 03.13.07 at 3:10 pm

Oh, I forgot – GREAT PICTURE! Thanks, sender-inner :-D

47 Raegan 03.13.07 at 3:27 pm

*Insert totally inappropriate comment here*

48 Theresa 03.13.07 at 3:29 pm

Will someone please think of the kittens?!!

49 violetgreen 03.13.07 at 3:34 pm

Baba! Helllbbb, Baba, we’re stug!

50 Subhangi 03.13.07 at 3:39 pm

Awwww.

And here’s kitty news from the home front: My cat gave birth to THREE NEW KITTIES on the 11th!!! w00tw00tw00t!!!!!

51 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.13.07 at 3:49 pm

Subhangi: Congrats! Was that the sound they made coming out? ;-)

(Oh, and this is absolutely, positively, the last one: Ladies and gentlemen, M.C. Escher’s cats! http://www.mcescher.com/Gallery/back-bmp/LW324.jpg)

52 jaypo 03.13.07 at 3:52 pm

Laurie, discomfort of all humans you mean…?!

And if I can be a silly old pedant about it, Ouroboros is the snake *eating* its own tail, not giving birth. But it works, right? [puts pointer down and erases chalkboard]

53 Jules 03.13.07 at 3:56 pm

Reminds me of a spin art project I did at summer camp!

54 Helene 03.13.07 at 3:59 pm

How can a family site like this post such filth is beyond me. Shame on you Meg!

55 Helene 03.13.07 at 4:00 pm

(I’m kidding obviously)

56 ask-god-a-question.com 03.13.07 at 4:00 pm

I wonder how they fell asleep in that yingang pattern. The scandal may belong to the person who took the photo.

57 Jorden 03.13.07 at 4:15 pm

Don’t let Kenneth Starr see this!

58 Andi 03.13.07 at 4:28 pm

hehe I like the “…OBVIOUSLY…a streetlamp…”

I giggle at weird things. I still laugh at the Edith/Archie chameleons, and I have a very short attention span.

59 Denita TwoDragons 03.13.07 at 4:44 pm

I…

Um…

…um, ever had a logjam of ideas suddenly invade your brain and suddenly freeze it up? Yeah, you know. Like that. Anyways, I just had the mental traffic jam of all time seeing this picture, as about a guhzillion raunchy jokes suddenly crammed the neural pathways like a herd of crazed rats fleeing a flooding sewer–and bottlenecking at my Christian attempts to be polite and modest…

Ack. Need coffee. And some good Scripture. And a cold shower…

;-)

–TwoDragons

60 BunFF 03.13.07 at 4:51 pm

Well, that’s one way to keep your nose warm….

(my first thought was Kitty Porn, but alas, Noelegy was much quicker than i)

61 Theo 03.13.07 at 4:57 pm

D2D — you have my COMPLETE sympathies. (And also Other Mike’s, I’m guessing.)

62 Subhangi 03.13.07 at 5:05 pm

The Other Mike:

Unfortunately, the kitties were born at my parents’ while I’m stuck at a college a thousand miles away … Gaaah.

But my guess would be “Meep!”

63 Rumi 03.13.07 at 5:09 pm

Now THAT is perfection!

And Tor, props on the Yeats reference!

64 Laurie 03.13.07 at 5:10 pm

Yes, Jaypo, I did mean the discomfort of the humans … altho’ whether it was based on squeamishness or envy is hard to say.

65 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.13.07 at 5:10 pm

D2D and Theo: This picture has turned into something of a Rorschach test; Depending on how much you see in it, you’re either: A) Well-adjusted, B) Borderline schizophrenic, C) Criminally insane, or D) Me.

66 Gillian 03.13.07 at 5:22 pm

How do you get cats to do that?! that’s like a once-in-a-lifetime image.

My cats sniff each others’ butts simultaneously like dogs.

That’s the closest we get to Kitteh Synergeh in my house.

67 baskinglizard 03.13.07 at 5:24 pm

NotThatMike:
Hahaha, a streetlamp… do you hang out on Fark as well?

68 Mello 03.13.07 at 5:45 pm

hott.

69 Redzilla 03.13.07 at 5:48 pm

The perfectly opposite back paw action can mean only one thing: M. C. Escher cats.

70 Casey 03.13.07 at 5:52 pm

is it wrong of me to notice that before my comment, there were 69 comments?

71 Edmund 03.13.07 at 5:53 pm

lol, first thing I thought of is also “A purrfect yin-yang!” but Escher is good too.

72 Mello 03.13.07 at 5:58 pm

LOL, Casey…

Awesome.

73 Helene 03.13.07 at 6:08 pm

Casey, so wrong… :-D

74 joools 03.13.07 at 6:08 pm

Help for the Slow Section… NFSW??
No Fair Sleeping Weirdly?
Not For Squeamish Weasels?

75 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.13.07 at 6:18 pm

Jools: NSFW stands for “Not Safe For Work,” as in “if you look at this on your office screen, say hello to Mr. Sex Harassment Lawsuit.”

76 jools 03.13.07 at 6:18 pm

oops… slow AND dyslexic… =P
Not Sufficient Funds Wanda?

77 Pheas 03.13.07 at 6:19 pm

joools — not safe for work

78 Hélène 03.13.07 at 6:20 pm

No Frenchie Shall Work it out

(feels left out)

79 joools 03.13.07 at 6:20 pm

thank you, NTMTOM and Pheas. now I can go back to work. ;-)

80 Aaron DeLay 03.13.07 at 6:27 pm

“…Florida today recovering from Hurricaine Kitteh after blustering cuteness knocked all of the vitrol out of the state. People have been seen actually hugging each other. Film at 11.”

81 Redzilla 03.13.07 at 6:34 pm

Luckily, Aaron, it was only a Cat 2 furricane.

82 ex-network geek 03.13.07 at 6:36 pm

Too funny. I laughed for like five minutes.

Not only like the Escher tilings (as the symmetrical legs suggest) but like the Escher drawing of hands drawing each other.

My cats sleep together cutely, but they’ve never achieved that level of symmetry. Or if they have, I didn’t have the camera handy.

83 ThreeCatNight 03.13.07 at 6:37 pm

Oh, those shameless kittehs!
When I once asked my vet why cats sniff each other’s behinds, he said, “Because they like to!” Well, duh!
I think it’s just a territorial thing. However, these two are perfectly comfortable with each other’s – a-hem – scent. Either that, or they’ve been rendered unconscious by bad cat hygiene.

84 Aaron DeLay 03.13.07 at 6:41 pm

Nice Redzilla.

It does beg the question…instead of blowing wind…would we have flying hairballs?

That paints a…disturbing picture.

85 sockmonstersarai 03.13.07 at 6:49 pm

So who takes care of the 2257 records for CO?

86 Theresa 03.13.07 at 7:30 pm

So this doesn’t go in “I shall leeck you”?

87 Mina 03.13.07 at 7:47 pm

My first thought was of yin-yang too, but then, the kitties waking up to the scent of eachothers butts! LOL

88 Jen 03.13.07 at 7:49 pm

LOL!

89 newmoonpie 03.13.07 at 7:52 pm

Other Mike: You’re right. I see it now. It’s totally a streetlamp.

90 KiraKira 03.13.07 at 8:00 pm

…okay, I get the “kitty ying-yang” but…I still don’t see anything else *sits and stares at pic for a while longer* nope, still don’t get it. Why are they going to “heyl”? and, Laurie: if they aren’t sleeping, what are they doing?

91 Jwlls 03.13.07 at 8:31 pm

Theo – Sh*tty-Kitty! ROTFLMAO!!! And, yes, this needs to be on a t-shirt. Where do I sign up?

This puts a whole new angle on “honk-shu”! More like, “honk-pew!”

92 lauowolf 03.13.07 at 8:42 pm

NTMTOM–
This is great!
I finally got the Sanyo receiver set up right.
Why didn’t they just send me this in the first place?

93 Noelegy 03.13.07 at 8:54 pm

One thing we keep forgetting is that kitties LIKE the scent of butt. So for these babies, it’s like falling asleep to gentle wafts of lavender or vanilla, I am muy sure.

My calico girl has always had a penchant for getting on the table, or chair arm, or desk, in front of me and presenting her butt to me. In one of my books about cat behavior, that was a question: why do cats do this? The answer was to the effect of how the cat is acknowledging you as alpha cat by granting you sniffing rights. :)

94 rpennefe 03.13.07 at 9:56 pm

W00T! I’m alpha cat! I’m alpha cat!

I think I need to go home now, if obtaining that bit of information has just made my day.

But it is really something, knowing that my little tortie princess thinks that I’m alpha cat.

95 acelightning 03.13.07 at 10:10 pm

Perfect! Obscene Escher-yin/yang cats! Although they’re too beautifully relaxed to be “obscene”…

96 Judy 03.13.07 at 10:35 pm

OK—I totally see the yin yang. That’s the first (non-x-rated) thing that came to mind. I even get the hurricane view, a bagel/donut. Even one of these ;black and white’ cookies. But a streetlamp? WHERE?! I dun see it! ADOOOOORABLE PIC!

97 AuntieMame 03.13.07 at 10:48 pm

I think the streetlamp was just a random comment thrown in for the heck of it.

Lemon curry?!?

98 lauowolf 03.13.07 at 10:49 pm

The stripes match!

99 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.13.07 at 10:50 pm

Judy: “Streetlamp” is an running joke from Fark.com, another website. C.O. and Fark seem to share a lot of readers, so I took a calculated risk that many would get the reference.

100 Denita TwoDragons 03.13.07 at 11:05 pm

Actually, this is a new prototype of a biologically-created super-collider that’s being secretly tested at Fermilab. Following the shelving of the Superconducting Supercollider in Waxahatchie, TX, the engineers realized that a smaller, more organic solution was necessary. Basically, the Cat Flatulence Microparticles will exit the Butt Eject Nozzles, immediately traveling into the adjacent Nose Entry Ports, and becoming accelerated as they travel from the Entry Ports to the Butt Ports on the other end. They’ll continue to accelerate as each hapless cat does its best to get rid of the offending farts, until a scientist slips a sturdy cheeseboard between their Nose-Butt Interface Slots, causing the resulting microparticles to slam into the cheeseboard, making all sorts of neat curlicues all over the surface as the atoms are smashed into their component bits. Tentatively named the PMFSSC, short for Pull My Finger Superconducting Supercollider, scientists suspect that it may further answer such questions as what happened before the Big Bang, the nature of quantum physics, and why such a small animal is capable of producing such awful-smelling poots.

–TwoDragons

101 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.13.07 at 11:08 pm

Thread over — D2D win(d)s.

102 Susan 03.13.07 at 11:21 pm

I feel the need to go out to my Zen garden. Peace, out.

103 ittybittykitty 03.13.07 at 11:52 pm

NSFW??

North South Fur West?

104 Theo 03.14.07 at 1:07 am

Denita — you are in SANE. Buaaaahhhahahahaaaa.
Other Mike — I thought “streetlamp” was a non sequitur too… hence “apostasy”
IttyBittyKitty — yes, that would seem to cover all points of this particular compass. That would make them… Circumnavigatos.

105 Theo 03.14.07 at 1:16 am

I really should mention, Other Mike, your wacky-ass mind churns out fine thread fodder. Rorschach the monkey!

106 John 03.14.07 at 1:22 am

Wow, totally an MC Escher print.

107 lazyj 03.14.07 at 1:26 am

“Going straight to hayle”….i just can’t take it anymore…. .Meg’s unbelievably clever comments & creative spellings to make the pronounciations come out right when you read it and are absolutely going to kill me!!!

108 vita 03.14.07 at 1:34 am

My (very proper) vet refers to this behavior as “intimate co-grooming”. Hee!

109 Emy 03.14.07 at 1:44 am

It looks like that Chinese thingy. The Ying Yang thingy!!! It does!!! lol :)

110 Jaredude 03.14.07 at 2:11 am

Yin and Yang kitties… cutest

111 mkbeecher 03.14.07 at 2:55 am

There is NOTHIN’ dirty about that — it’s all yin/yang and SO right — go kittehs!!!

112 thepetmuseum 03.14.07 at 3:17 am

*snork*

113 Another Angela 03.14.07 at 3:28 am

AuntieMame, I caught the lemon curry reference ;) . I have two sheep named Lemon and Curry. NOT for eating. pets only.

114 Carlisa 03.14.07 at 4:05 am

wtf???! Do they have cans of tuna up their butts?

115 leah 03.14.07 at 4:54 am

What a great catnap shot, hey they don’t care why should we, I don’t. Its keeping them out of trouble and quite. Please do not disturb sing should be posted.

116 ClaudesMom 03.14.07 at 4:56 am

ooooohhhh! let’s just say these little kittehs had a hard day and need a little good kitteh loveeng.

117 Kate 03.14.07 at 5:25 am

Yin and Yang!

118 Kaity 03.14.07 at 10:55 am

Omg! That’s too cute/funny! My kitties (both male) walk around in circles while sniffing each other’s butts, but they’ve nevera ctually fell asleep doing it!

119 Carlisa 03.14.07 at 11:24 am

Kitties!seittiK

120 Kate 03.14.07 at 12:43 pm

We shall not judge the kittehs, lest we be judged.

121 Helene 03.14.07 at 3:15 pm

LOL Kate

122 beyonduplication 03.14.07 at 5:07 pm

very nice Fark references there… streetlight indeed! next we’ll be selling NSFW kitty T-shirts.

123 Evangeline 03.14.07 at 5:57 pm

Not-Mike, you are funny :)

124 bats 03.14.07 at 7:23 pm

Noelegy, is that a pretty substantiated thing about alpha cats and sniffing rights? I’m wondering because we just adopted a young female stray cat. She settled in very easily and the first night here, she got in bed with my husband and me, walked up between us, farted, and then snuggled down between us.
What’s that supposed to mean? :X

125 gena 03.14.07 at 7:48 pm

i am dying to find out what NSFW stands for. could some kind person please post the meaning? thank you. cute kits, btw. :}

126 Doubleclick 03.14.07 at 8:08 pm

DARKSIDED

I tried to submit this, and they weren’t interested at the time…

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b237/Doubleclick75/ski03.jpg

I’ve left it with the filename it had when I found it, “ski03.jpg”. Because that’s what’s significant about this picture. It looks like it’s skiing. Yeah.

127 anner 03.14.07 at 8:29 pm

gena – Not Safe For Work – an email subject line used to let people know they shouldn’t open a message at work lest they be caught looking at porn or something like that. in this case, it’s sort of toungue-in-cheek, since it’s just kittie porn!

128 anner 03.14.07 at 8:31 pm

Doubleclick – hilarious! my famale ratties engage in this kind of thing too. they also try to do it the “hetero” way, but don’t seem to notice the absence of the proper…ahem…equipment.

129 Marie 03.15.07 at 12:16 am

Sorry, total UGH! Seriously.

130 kittikin 03.15.07 at 1:06 am

Noelegy: Thank you for the Ray Stevens flashback! Whatever happened to him and that whole genre?

131 pyrit 03.15.07 at 1:22 am

“Beavis & Butthead”

132 gena 03.15.07 at 1:39 am

anner,
gracias. : )

133 Carlisa 03.15.07 at 11:57 am

pyrit—–LOL. You’re a riot! Maybe it’s “Beaver”

134 Alice Shortcake 03.15.07 at 12:45 pm

I just hope neither of these kitties is suffering from flatulence

135 pyrit 03.15.07 at 12:51 pm

Carlisa – I can always depend on you when it’s crotch time.

136 Mmelachat 03.15.07 at 5:07 pm

Nothing wrong with the feng sui with these two. Yin & yang in purrfect form.

137 Carlisa 03.15.07 at 7:18 pm

pyrit—– I have NO idea what you mean. (adjusts halo and floofs wings)

138 Theo 03.16.07 at 8:41 pm
139 Alice Shortcake 03.28.07 at 10:49 pm

You do realize that this is illegal in Alabama?

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