You know how some times you want to scream and so you have to STUFF YOUR FIST in your MOUTH so you don’t embarrass yourself?
Meet "Bumble" the Japanese (natch) Chin pup.
Fer crying out loud, People.
Say owner Anessa W., "She sleeps like it’s her job." I bet.
Ta-ay-ay-ken. Taken!
Hear moi?
Now, back away slowleh, and I’ll put my paws down. Slowly…
SLOWLY!!! [swipe]
Hannah S.—stop with the peenk toes. Serious.
Will you please check out the white guy on his back, schnozzle up, paws up, acting as a pillow for everyone else? Puh-lease. He’s all singing in a Enrique Eglesias voice: "I will be your pillow Behbeh!"
Shelly B., nice extra touch of yin-yang bunnery too.
Those clever, clever Farkers have FARKED US AGAIN!
Seems the Mr. Burns Hedgehog caught their eye for a Photoshop contest.
C.O. <3 Fark
Here is my Fark submission:
With apologies to Matt Groening, natch. And, um, Roger Daltrey.
JUST KEEP MY MUZZLEPOUCH DRY you insisting-on-bathing-me IDIOTS! I can’t believe I put up with such treatment [paws dangle] This is just humiliating. Will you puh-lease check out my dripping pawsitude? that’s right, I said dripping pawsitude.
At least my muzzlepouche is dry. I have some dignity left.
Tomas R. Are you proud of yourself?
Mornin’ Bitches!
My coffee ready yet? [blinks eye capsules]
"Right away, Sir!"- Amanda B.
Mathematically perfect, Sir Blanco here serves up the perfect 90-degree angles. He’s available for math classes and architecture gigs.
Holy Protractors, Tomas R.!
…A bear-like puppeh is hiding, low to the ground, from CTU agent Jack Bauer…
Only to be CAUGHT!
[Jack Bauer voice] Tell me what you know, Bear-like PUPPEH! TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!!! YOUR PAWS UP WON’T STOP ME FROM GETTING THE INFORMATION I NEED!
Yun W., nice EAR TO HEAD RATIO, OMG
DON’T BOTHER ME while I’m climb-bink! [paw fists up]
Getting Strong Nooooow!!! [Rocky theme music]
Ehn Ehn Ehn!
Meanwhile, his lazy girlfriend on the stairs is all: "Pass the bon bons"
Thees pair of stairclimbers brot to you by Janice G. 
"Mean vs Cute: While the mean internet was working itself into a frenzy over BritneyShears‘s haircut, the cute internet was all about Nora, the piano-playing cat. In one weekend, half amillion people watchedher on YouTube as she played something halfway between Philip Glass andfree jazz. She’s now been watched more than 1.5 million times."
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