I don’t care, just keep my muzzlepouche dry

by Meg on March 4, 2007

JUST KEEP MY MUZZLEPOUCH DRY you insisting-on-bathing-me IDIOTS! I can’t believe I put up with such treatment [paws dangle] This is just humiliating. Will you puh-lease check out my dripping pawsitude? that’s right, I said dripping pawsitude.

At least my muzzlepouche is dry. I have some dignity left.

Dry Muzzlepouche

Tomas R. Are you proud of yourself?

{ 78 comments }

1 Whitley 03.04.07 at 6:52 pm

aww, he looks so… resigned.

2 Amy 03.04.07 at 6:59 pm

looks like he fell into a bucket of white paint :P

3 onionpencil musashi 03.04.07 at 7:00 pm

all in all he’s taking it pretty well. at least he will get even more compliments after…

4 vita 03.04.07 at 7:01 pm

mmmm . . . I love kitties with vanilla frosting.

5 Katey 03.04.07 at 7:03 pm

omg they are abusing that poor animal!!!!11111

jk!

6 Linders 03.04.07 at 7:06 pm

hmm seems to me that owners wash their cats more than people think…. I might just be able to get a cat then! I’m actually happy about that! With allergy shots and regular kitty baths I can get a kitty!! Honestly my dog also *hates* baths just as much as a cat would…. But that’s what causes dander….

7 cranberry 03.04.07 at 7:11 pm

That’s not a real kitteh, it’s actually made out of cornstarch and water.

8 Violet's mama 03.04.07 at 7:13 pm

That could almost be the same kitty as th eone with the 90-degree tail! Almost. Mr. 90-degrees doesn’t seem to have the same muzzlepouche.

My Violet is also ALL white, and at our old house she would get in the pool with me. I’d be holding her, but she enjoyed it. I’d get her wet up to her neck. Then when she got out she’d be doing that funny shake-one-paw at a time thing.

Love the white kittehs!

9 Violet's mama 03.04.07 at 7:14 pm

Derrr…
Just realized Tomas R. is the sender inner for both…

10 Angela 03.04.07 at 7:20 pm

So creamy! So drippy! I wanna put kitty in my coffee or cereal.

11 magnus 03.04.07 at 7:25 pm

the miezekatzchen looks like made of sugar, dissolving.

double-sweet!

12 IHateToast 03.04.07 at 7:27 pm

like the cat was dipped in white chocolate.

13 Subhangi 03.04.07 at 7:30 pm

LOL he does not look pleased!

Look at that right front leg though – awesome muscle. Don’t mess with this fuzzball!

14 zosterops 03.04.07 at 7:34 pm

ohmy — wouldnt that take forever to dry?

and, as an afterthought, if its the same kitten as the 90 degree fluffness, do they pull it into shape while wet??

15 Ivy 03.04.07 at 7:36 pm

When did muzzlepuff become muzzlepouch?

16 regular user %$@ 03.04.07 at 7:38 pm

muzzlepouche is a dumb word

we need to switch back to muzzlepuff

then things can be right again. ahn.

17 zosterops 03.04.07 at 7:46 pm

am with you on the muzzlepuff crusade, regular ivy

18 pyrit 03.04.07 at 7:53 pm

Ivy, regular user %$@, zosterops – Check the CO Glossary. There are 3 versions of muzzlep____. CO Glossary is on your right screen under More!More!More! ‘S OK.

19 Jaye 03.04.07 at 7:54 pm

Muzzlepuff 4 Evah!

Muzzlepouch just ain’t workin’, Meg. Stick with your first cute-a-licious instincts and go back to muzzlepuff.

20 ogma 03.04.07 at 7:56 pm

Do kitties really need to be bathed? It just seems so cruel and unnecessary. Aren’t they very clean to begin with?

21 Merriwyth Calliope 03.04.07 at 7:57 pm

That is the most relaxed wet cat I’ve ever seen. Completely relaxed legs and even his whiskers are flooped (yes, flooped!)and his ears are neutral.

Still, I bet he wishes he was born a darker color. White shows everything!

22 SeaBreeze 03.04.07 at 7:57 pm

Drip-drying?

23 SeaBreeze 03.04.07 at 7:57 pm

Drip-drying?

24 Boy 03.04.07 at 8:06 pm

Ogma, no, cat’s are not clean. They’re just usually covered in cat-spit.

25 Helene 03.04.07 at 8:12 pm

Woot! May the commentroversy resume!!

26 Jen S. 03.04.07 at 8:25 pm

This cat seems to be long haired, and yes, they need baths. Otherwise, they often end up with terrible hairballs, or badly matted coats. It does them absolutely no harm. My Mom’s rescued Persians gets baths, and stay very beautiful because of it.

27 Sissy 03.04.07 at 8:32 pm

Kitten says, “Help me .. I’m melting!!”

28 R. Moore 03.04.07 at 8:40 pm

That’s how we used to bathe our pom/pap mix. We didn’t want her ears to get infected or for her to get too cold, so we’d wash up to her neck.

Though, the best part was after toweling her off when she turned into a giant fluff ball.

29 Teri 03.04.07 at 8:42 pm

omega….there are many different reasons to bathe a cat. Human’s allergies, a skin condition, kitteh got into something that if they cleaned themselves the normal way would kill them or make them horribly sick.

Very few cats like it, some adore it, some put up with it. But it’s not cruel and it is necessary from time to time.

30 Ivy 03.04.07 at 8:50 pm

I have a calico and my grandma always wanted to know how she kept her white bits so clean.

31 ali 03.04.07 at 8:55 pm

Peoples, can’t give with em, can’t live without them. I sure a can of tuna made it all better ;P

32 Cat 03.04.07 at 8:58 pm

I never understood how bathing cats was cruel. Well, cruel to teh cat, anyway. Just once, it would be nice to hear why it’s so cruel. Looking sad and pathetic isn’t good enough- I can look sad and pathetic when wet, but that doesn’t exempt me from getting caught in the rain or occasionally thrown into a swimming pool fully clothed.

33 Christy 03.04.07 at 9:03 pm

Awesome. I love the kitty GLARE OF DEATH. Her wet fur looks like plaster!

34 pookiepuff 03.04.07 at 9:17 pm

I love these perfectly white kittehs that have been posted recently! I think I want one!

35 Mish 03.04.07 at 9:20 pm

i cant believe i recoginized the dry kitty was the wet kitty also!

36 thecat 03.04.07 at 9:40 pm

thecat is not pleased

37 e-beth 03.04.07 at 9:45 pm

Her wet fur does look like a different substance. Being into art, it almost looks like she’s carved out of white marble-especially the paws.

38 Noel 03.04.07 at 10:11 pm

Boy,

You’re right.

If I could simply lick myself clean, covering my entire body with human spit, and call it being truly clean, then a cat is, by its very nature, clean.

Trust me here. You would NOT want me to go around all the time covered in my own spit and never take a bath.

Same goes for any other animal.

39 lurkertype 03.04.07 at 10:14 pm

This kitteh is beautiful no matter what he/she’s made of.

Another vote for muzzlepuff.

You look up “resignation” in the dictionary and it should be this photo.

40 jen 03.04.07 at 10:27 pm

this kitteh is saying “me no likey.”

looks like he’s been dipped in white chocolate. (i prefer my cats dipped in dark chocolate. the high cocoa count has more health benefits)

i’m so glad they spared his smooshy muzzlepuffness.

41 Regina 03.04.07 at 10:35 pm

Nope, sorry, no dignity left.

42 AuntieMame 03.04.07 at 10:46 pm

Heh! I have a suspicion that this kitteh has the disgruntled look down pat, whether he’s wet or dry.

He looks a little like papier maché when he’s drippin’, doesn’t he?

43 acelightning 03.04.07 at 11:54 pm

That cat must be thinking to himself, “The moment you’re not paying attention, human… SHRED!”

44 oaklandcat 03.04.07 at 11:57 pm

i think a ‘muzzlepouche’ is just an exceptionally large muzzlepuff. All the better to snorgle you with, my dear…

45 Snorga 03.05.07 at 12:05 am

I’m joining the crusade here; muzzlepuff is WAY better. Meggie-Moo, you’re not going to change “snorgleing” are you? ;-)

46 layla42 03.05.07 at 1:18 am

Now *that’s* what I call passive resistance.

I’m sure that Kitty was given prime treats and snorgles and was purrin’ like mad once he was all warm n’ dry!
Pretty man!

47 pyrit 03.05.07 at 1:38 am

Well if you bring a snowball into the house it *is* going to melt.

48 jaypo 03.05.07 at 2:28 am

As the inventor of “muzzlepuff” I have to put my dollar on it:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/04/buddy_the_king_.html

(Search muzzlepuff or jaypo on page…)

49 jaypo 03.05.07 at 2:29 am

Darlink milky kitteh, btw!

50 Brak_Silverbone 03.05.07 at 2:30 am

Judging from Mister Soggy McSoggerson’s facial expression, the person or persons responsible for the bath is going to be very, very sorry at some indeterminate point in the future…

I just added a completely white (short-haired) cat to my own cat-herd. Me with the nearly-all-black wardrobe… *sigh*

51 Bob Pedersen 03.05.07 at 2:37 am

As the former owner of a beautiful white purebred (may his fuzzy memory live forever), I can tell you that MY white cat, anyway, was subject to what I liked to call “waxy yellow buildup.” He’d just look…*unpleasant* after a while. A bath with some bluing shampoo did wonders.

On another issue: of COURSE ‘muzzlepouch’ is a dumb word! Isn’t that part of the POINT?????

52 jaypo 03.05.07 at 2:37 am

LOL, Brak! There’re some pretty good clothes brushes out there…!

53 jaypo 03.05.07 at 2:40 am

Anyone else having to “verify your comment” before posting? Or does Typepad just find me suspicious tonight?

54 Theo 03.05.07 at 2:41 am

Kitterling looks like he’s made of melting buttercream.
(Guess a lot of folks have said similar things, but by golly, he *does*)

Also — sorry, Meg, but I gotta stick with “muzzlepuff” too. The pouch thing? …chipmunks.

55 Julia2 03.05.07 at 4:18 am

AuntieMame- Thank you! You got it exactly; I was trying to figure out just what it was this looked like. Now I know why I was having flashbacks to girl scouts..

56 Yubi Shines 03.05.07 at 4:32 am

Kitten: “HAAATE! Death! Destruction! Rage! Pain! Hate!”

57 lauowolf 03.05.07 at 4:36 am

They’re trying the medieval beauty treatment — washing him in milk.

58 sydney 03.05.07 at 2:34 pm

No claws? I can’t believe this kitty is so calm. Must love baths. Sooo cute.

59 mleiv 03.05.07 at 4:42 pm

it’s funny, my black kitty has white skin and my tuxedo kitty has pink skin – it’s nice to see a totally color-coordinated kitty. White fur + white skin, very chic!

60 Evelina 03.05.07 at 4:54 pm

The cat is, of course, really, really cute.
BUT
there are two reasons why you shouldn’t give your cat a bath (if it’s not covered in floor polish etc.).
They don’t like it.
They don’t need it.

Keep your kitten purring! :)

61 Theo 03.05.07 at 4:56 pm

Evelina — I’m pretty sure this kitty got into the wedding-cake frosting. ;)

62 Teri 03.05.07 at 5:44 pm

Evelina…my cat doesn’t get covered in floor polish, but she DOES require baths. Exceedingly dry skin. Vet recommended.

Don’t go narrowing things down without taking EVERYTHING into account.

63 Chris B. 03.05.07 at 5:45 pm

Linders, if you start them at a early age, they tolerate being bathed very well. I have bad allergies to cats and get a weekly allergy shot. My kitty gets a bath every other week using baby shampoo. Be sure to warm the towels. Using baby shampoo keeps her fur so soft no dander sticks to her.

64 Linders 03.05.07 at 5:54 pm

Yep, it seems that way which is good to know. I’m actually quite happy to know that. I thought it was inhumane to wash a cat but if you think about it, it isn’t…. some cats get stinky. Their paws are in their litter box which has poop and pee. Even if the box is meticulously cleaned (I’m so getting oen of the automatic cleaning things, the idea of a kitty walking on a counter top with dirty feet makes me go GAH!!!!!) But the biggest reason for me not to get a cat is the allergies =( if I get shots and the kitty gets regular baths like my puppy dog does, I should be okay =) Actually, I think cats should get baths once n awhile….. and get uber-treat-tels once they are done =)

65 Theo 03.05.07 at 6:12 pm

“Oh noes! Cats don’t need baths!”
“OMGWTFBBQ! Yes they do!”

Not exactly the oldest story ever told, but dammit it ain’t NEW either.

http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Comment

66 Faekitty (Heather) 03.05.07 at 6:38 pm

WEEEEE!!!!!!!*Dives head first into the flame war of washing kitties vs. Not washing kitties*

Wash them thar dirty kitishes!!

(I LOVE being FROM Ohio.. muahahah!!)

67 Cheryl 03.05.07 at 7:07 pm

Aww. How cute. My kitty would not be that good.

68 Mary 03.06.07 at 1:17 am

muzzlepuff, please.

69 Jupiter Star 03.06.07 at 3:19 am

When I look at this kitty, all I can think of is paper machè!

70 Lisa B 03.06.07 at 6:25 am

I… can’t…. stand eeeeet! CUTE OR SAD | CUTE OR SAD!!

71 heidilynn 03.06.07 at 2:25 pm

(singing)
“Mama said there’d be days like this, there’d be days like this, my mama said….”

I’ve had day’s like that.

72 Vespers 03.06.07 at 10:00 pm

This is not a cat. It’s an incredibly cute homunculus (felimunculus?) synthesized alchemically out of vital spirits and glue.

73 Helene 03.07.07 at 5:12 pm

Cruel is holding food or water, kicking the cat, leaving them outside in a raging blizzard, locking them up in a small box,etc, anything causing suffering or pain. Bathing a cat is not cruel. The ‘pain’ may be a few moments’ loss of dignity, but cruel? I think not.

74 Susan 03.07.07 at 6:11 pm

I love ‘Cute-speak’ – ‘dripping pawsitude’ indeed!

75 Susan 03.07.07 at 6:12 pm

I notice his head isn’t wet – I guess that would be going too far.

76 Laura 04.04.07 at 4:41 am

sad…Cats hate water, so y do something to make them unhappy?

77 angie 05.12.07 at 5:50 am

many small children also hate baths, yet they smell and are bathed. cruel?

78 i luv candy* 06.27.07 at 11:31 pm

yes angie,~VERY~ cruel…

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