I am as seeriouss as zee heart attacke.

Mes mecs, pull up your chaises and leesten to moi.

I have just returned from le tabac, [takes puff of unfiltered Gauloise] and have heard zat zee Champeeon cheep bocce ball tournemant—eet weel happen as scheduled at fourteen hundred hours today.

Zut alors, WE WILL WEEN THEES TIME! [rubs lucky bocce ball with paw]

Ready your boules, gentlemens!

Suaaaave

Allison G., you’re killin’ us. Serious. ;)

73 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Lotte Belice says:

    I love it when you do zee Freeiinch accente!

  2. brinnann says:

    He looks like a disapproving old gentleman! Wait, I thought only kittehs and bunnehs gave that disapproving look…

  3. katerpie says:

    Reminds me of my grandpa.

  4. Ben says:

    Third!! Exciting much.

  5. useta hada kitteh says:

    Lookit that! It’s Maurice Chevalier McPuggersons in person! er, in dogson!

  6. jaypo says:

    LOL!! what a mug on that pug!

  7. DKN says:

    I think this guy was driving my cab the other night…

  8. SixFootJen says:

    Yep. I lived in the south of France for a few months and this dude would hang out and play petanque. (They don’t call it “bocce” because, well, they’re not Italian!) He was a killer. Played with real finesse.

  9. In Awwwe says:

    Why do I imagine him flying a plane with the lil aviator goggles on???

    Oh oH Oh… Better yet …

    His owner on a motorcycle with him riding in the side conpartment!

  10. The Honourable Gladys Anstruther says:

    Ugly bastard

  11. Cranky says:

    The Pug is NOT amused. . .

  12. paula says:

    OMG – he reminds me of Pavarotti!!!

  13. layla42 says:

    Nah.
    He eez distingueeshed looking.

    What a cute puppers–looking awfully stylin’ in his hat and scarf!

  14. Linders says:

    Seriously, Meg, you need to create a book with the best pics and the best captions. I am almost positive it would be a top seller…

    Just a thought…

  15. Debi says:

    Hilarious! I love eet!

  16. Mel says:

    OMG! It’s the Dogfather.

  17. MelissaLovesPugs says:

    Love it! Of course, I love pugs so I may be biased.

  18. ceebs says:

    heheh…kinda reminds me of the little frawnsh dewd from Hogan’s Heroes. Louis LeBeau!
    or somethin’.

  19. Theo says:

    *****
    Five gold stars! (out of four)

  20. Dustbunny says:

    I zink zees chien is le reincarnation of Sartre. He’s experiencing le ennui and having le crisis existentielle.

  21. Redzilla says:

    Maybe it’s just me, but I hear this pug talking in a Jack Nicholson voice.

  22. Mimi says:

    Hahahahahahaha! OMG I love how pugs look all dressed up!!

  23. Jenny says:

    pugs = aliens

  24. FrancoFile says:

    Zut alors! We are playing ze petanque, not zis stupeed Italian bocce zing!

  25. A thinker says:

    All he needs is a pair of oversized goggles and he would make ze pairfect aviator (or early-twentieth-century motorist).

  26. kittikin says:

    “Come with me to the Casbah!”

  27. Subhangi says:

    Redzilla – Exactly what I was thinking. That’s mos’ def’ Nicholson.

    He’s *also* sorta Brando-esque.

  28. Sniper says:

    Linders, I had exactly the same thought when I read this post. I would absolutely buy a CO book, or maybe a Cute O’The Day calendar with captions. Think about it, Meg!

  29. Freya says:

    He looks like Pavarotti

  30. kiki says:

    Hee!

  31. Yubi Shines says:

    He looks more disgruntled than disapproving.

  32. Theo says:

    Freya — or possibly Chef Paul Prudhomme, y’know, from New Orleans?
    http://www.nndb.com/people/214/000024142/

  33. Noel (VERY bocce ball lovin') says:

    OMG!!! A BOCCE BALL PLAYIN’ PUPPEH!!! I WANT TO PLAY WITH HIM IN A BOCCE BALL TOURNAMENT!!! I LOOOOOOOOOVE BOCCE BALL!!! LAST TIME I PLAYED BOCCE BALL, I SERIOUSLY CREAMED THE OPPONENTS!!! SSSSQQQQQQQWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BOOOOOCCCCEEEE BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!

  34. Noel says:

    He looks like he could seriously cream me at games of checkers and chess….as well as Bocce Ball.

    Oh, man, don’t get me started on Bocce Ball. That sport is BIG TIME here. We have Bocce Ball all over the place in this city.

    Chess playing puppers. He’d seriously diminish my already low rating. LOL

  35. Persephone says:

    Naw, he’s totally Jacques Prevert: http://www.lemensuel.net/IMG/jpg/ET080614-Web.jpg

  36. Lex - Be says:

    Woaw, excellent picture! Great look, and great dog. Hats up to the stylist and the dog!

    And I was agreably surprised by the french words, even more the “zut” one. Meg, do you speak some french? :-D

    *waves* woohoo ;p

  37. Noel says:

    Persephone:

    LOL!!! You kill me! LOL!!!

  38. Alexis says:

    Wait – you’re kidding, right? Bocce + CO = my complete life. Much of my time online is spent involved with one or the other.

    I’m actually the captain of a bocce team in a bar league here in NYC; we are the champions of the league (sorry, just have to brag a bit…). Anyway, this is all very exciting.

    Though, indeed, the French would call it petanque or boules. Zee pug, hee ees tres disapprovink.

  39. Noel says:

    Alexis:

    A fellow Bocce Ball player! I never thought I’d see the day! When I talk to most people about Bocce, they’re all, “What’s Bocce Ball?”

    I got invited to join a league, but I had to turn down the invite due to very poor health.

    Long story, but my very first time ever playing was on a tournament that lacked a player, and I was there watching the tourney, and I was begged to jump in, and so I suddenly stepped in. I was very good for my first time ever.

    As soon as I get to feeling a bit better, I will join a league here.

    Right now, I am focussed on getting well and getting in shape.

    But, I LOVE Bocce! It is an addicting and FUN game!

    I want my own Bocce Ball set someday!

  40. Alexis says:

    Noel:

    Hope you feel better soon! As for your own set, we found cheap, decent sets online (try ebay or sporting goods stores).

    And yes, it is a highly addictive game that you can easily play as a newbie. Trust me, I am about as athletically challenged as it comes, and I’m able to be a decent player.

    As soon as the weather gets better here we’ll start playing outside (instead of in a bar, though that has its advantages as well). I have to test out the new petanque set I got for Christmas!

    Now back to your regularly scheduled cuteness…

  41. Anna says:

    Looks like Jack Nicholson

  42. R. Moore says:

    My friends and I are partial to croquet, but only because we love how amusing it is to sip tea and wear skirts and suits and play a game while jumping up and down and swearing intermittently. And again, it is pretty easy to just jump into, so long as you have an even playing field. Sadly, my SO always sets up for us, so we have the most nonsensical games ever. Very Lewis Carrol.

  43. Noelegy says:

    Frawnsch-speakers, what does “zut alors” mean? I see this phrase often, but don’t understand it.

  44. JenJen says:

    Zut is kind of like “shoot!” or “darn!” Alors is sort of like “so then” and is really just added for emphasis.

  45. leah says:

    Who is famous that has a great French accent that would be wonderful to voice over this pug’s words. Wonderful pic

  46. DKN says:

    My fave use of “zut alors” is in The Little Mermaid when the chef discovers Sabastian has gotten away from him and his pot of boiling lobster death “Zut alors! I haf MEESED one!”.

    Well, it was funny at the time, at least.

  47. ki says:

    Jack Nicholson? much cuter!

  48. Sari says:

    He looks like Pavarotti.

  49. Linders says:

    Yea, a calendar would be great!!! A book n a calendar. See, there is a million dollar idea there Meg =)

  50. thepetmuseum says:

    le AIEE! He looks so Gallically worldweary!

  51. Diana says:

    Did Hercule Poirot ever wear a hat? This could be the dog version of him, even though he’s Belgian not French.

  52. lamech says:

    Holy Minnie Pearl, Peter Lorre has been reincarnated as a pug!

  53. Suda Nim says:

    I dunno. I’m thinking visually, Jacques Prevert, as above, but voice-wise, Maurice Chevalier.

    “Zank hevins, for little pugs….”

  54. Helene says:

    Alright, us Frenchees don’t say ze time zat way. No hundreds forr us. Eef eets 14h00, zen eets “quatorze heures”! Fourteen hours.

  55. Will says:

    I loove eet whenn MegAn doze zee Franch eksennt! Eet EEs soo … hmmm; jenesaisQUOI! -pwt. -voila!

  56. Will says:

    Toubille … or, note toubille…
    -Zat EES! ze quweschioneuw! …

  57. pugmamatimestwo says:

    Puggles are so cute when they’re sleeeepy! That’s about the only time you could get that costume to stay on :P

  58. pyrit says:

    Zut Alors, Meg, zut alors. ;-)

  59. Ned says:

    So distinguished. Only a patched tweed jacket and a pipe would make a finer gentleman!

  60. Tizzylish says:

    Oh, he looks like all the little old men in Bella, Italy! I would powerwalk everymorning and see them with their disapproving glares and their little canes! Oh, the cuteness!

  61. Sparkiy says:

    OMG! It’s Samuel L Jackson! (the hat people, the hat)

  62. frosm says:

    That Pug looks more Italian to me!

  63. Elizabeth says:

    Hahahaha! Le plus cutest!

  64. Jennifer says:

    Awww, the little french puggie. I bet he has a name like Pierre or Jaques.

  65. AlbertaGirl says:

    This is how I imagine Hercule Poirot would look. Is it just me?

  66. Telma says:

    Reminds me of Jack Nicholson

  67. Dréa says:

    Wow! Congrats on using “mec” in a sentence! It’s such a cool word. Also, this is the funniest thing that I think that I have ever seen. Well, maybe not but it’s close.

  68. Villeline says:

    I thought he looked like Orson Wells (who was never cute).

  69. angela says:

    Looks like many of the elderly men that go through my check out lane every time I have work!

  70. Jagdrox says:

    Yo rocky…

  71. Nicole says:

    Haha: Pug for Life!

  72. Theo says:

    LOL @ both Jagdrox’s & Nicole’s comments

  73. neb says:

    It IS Jack Nicholson!! That was my first thought when I saw this picture!