Mmmmm Hmmmm, yep. This pic was definitaly taken moments before a major GALGH!

[cue Copland's "Hoedown" and the mellow tones of Sam Elliot...]

“Kitten…it’s what’s for dinner.”

[bum bum bum!]

I have to sometime re-take chemistry (had to withdraw due to migraines) in college. The professor was incredibly boring, dull, and over my head. He quit, so there might be a vacancy at the college. AuntiMame, why don’t you be the college chemistry proff? You’re way more fun than he ever was!

Also, who says there can’t be invisible cats? I think I might have one, but I keep stepping on its tail because I can’t see it.

So, in other words, in the presence of a football field, a cat expands so much that it becomes invisible. That way it can get front-row seats without paying the huge ticket fee, and get all the popcorn, beer, hot dogs, pizza, and pop it wants. When it comes to football games like the Super Bowl, cat food is DEFINITELY out of the question!

In that case, the cat expands because it wants to. It wants to be invisible at a Super Bowl game.

Well it’s in cans.
And they are packed away, out of sight.
But since I have only to take the cheddar out of the fridge to bring my cheese-lovers on the run, I’m not ruling out anything.

I wish Auntiemame had been my science teacher at skool. It would all have made sense then. Love, love, LOVE the kitteh’s stripes. I want to lick ‘em (ptooey – spits out shed hairs)

lauowolf…

Could be the smell? Could it be that cats sense of smell gets saturated with the bulk stuff to the point that they don’t want it anymore?

Just curious?

AuntieM-

Thank you.
I’ve been mystified for years by the cat + bed phenomenon.

Now I just need to know why any feline food stuff, no matter how favored in the past must not be consumed if purchased in bulk.

It’s entirely voluntary, of course. Gas expands because it has to. A cat expands because it damn well wants to!

Also, a cat has only a certain mass, and the farther you stretch it, the thinner it gets. The reason you’ve never seen a cat the size of a football field is because at that extent of expansion, it’s invisible.

It’s the same property that explains why you can fit grown adults, any number of canines, or a combination of both, in a king-sized bed, but there is never room for even one adult plus a cat.

AuntiMame, If that hypothesis were really true, then a cat alone in a football field would expand to become the size of the entire said field. I’ve never seen a cat the size of a football field, although I’ve seen some pretty large cats.

Kh + beans -> Kh (g) + Mw

Kh = elemental Kitteh
Mw = elemental Meow

In this case, the catalyst is the spice and fiber content of the beans.