Don’t just stand there, pass the remote

by Meg on January 11, 2007

Paws up, check

Belly out, check

Remote accessible, check

Caught loafing around, CHIZZECK!

You_caught_muh

"Polly" caught looking like a potato with four toothpick legs sticking out of it by Jess H.

{ 105 comments }

1 greenighs 01.11.07 at 5:48 pm

And for pete’s sake, put on some PANTS!

2 liz 01.11.07 at 5:49 pm

5 toothpicks (tail-y!)

3 donya 01.11.07 at 5:50 pm

Look on face is “ohhh please don’t sit on me” as large butt moves in… :)

4 Mia 01.11.07 at 5:50 pm

That’s the coolest patchwork kittie I’ve ever seen!!

5 ShelleyTambo 01.11.07 at 5:52 pm

I can’t tell what’s going on with Polly’s left (her left) front paw–but I have a feeling in might be giving everyone the finger.

6 nermalkitty 01.11.07 at 5:52 pm

ok. i got 2 more couch kitties at my house – this one & my 2 must be the same kitties in that tv commercial about kitty litter – you know where the party animal has the lampshade on his head. there’s one in every bunch. i want to hug heem & lerve heem and call heem george – or georgetta …

7 nicola 01.11.07 at 5:54 pm

Polly looks like a giant furry kitty clothes peg. oooh. merchandising anyone?

were those legs starched??!

8 you guys r silly 01.11.07 at 5:54 pm

The HECK with “the remote” — Dive In There And *SMURGLE* The Living Daylights Outta That Fuzzy Belleh!!!!!

9 ali 01.11.07 at 5:59 pm

fuzzy kitteh bellies could bring about world peace.

yeah, i said it!

10 Theo 01.11.07 at 6:01 pm

Harleqitty.

11 A thinker 01.11.07 at 6:01 pm

LOL!

Cats are so strange. They think nothing of sitting in the most bizarre, boneless poses. With legs sticking out into empty space? No problem.

12 Rosie 01.11.07 at 6:03 pm

and thus, the design for the perfect stuffed animal ketteh is formed….

13 Jorden 01.11.07 at 6:11 pm

Awww!!! If that isn’t a SNORGLE TARGET I don’t know what is!

14 Aubrey 01.11.07 at 6:14 pm

I see it as the perfect seat for watching tv – avoid the feline spine, protect your purr-tebrae, and still be a couch paw-tato!

15 ShelleyTambo 01.11.07 at 6:15 pm

Hm. Looking at it again, I think she’s trying to reach the remote with her back paws.

16 NebraskaErin 01.11.07 at 6:16 pm

That kitteh is beggin’ for a belleh-snorgle. Beggin’. For. It.

17 caroline 01.11.07 at 6:19 pm

must…rub….. tortie belly..

18 Rosie 01.11.07 at 6:19 pm

just look at the guilty look on polly’s face there…

19 AuntieMame 01.11.07 at 6:19 pm

Hee! Sometimes kitties just aren’t very dignified, are they?

20 Teri 01.11.07 at 6:19 pm

There ought to be some kind of warning for pics like this. As in “Do not view photo while you have food or drink in your mouth”

21 nora 01.11.07 at 6:20 pm

oooh yep. Perfect marketing idea right there, a stuffed animal with a soft tummy you can snorgle! *frapppp*

22 BonzoGal 01.11.07 at 6:24 pm

Polly sez, “Dude! I was WATCHING that episode of ‘Deal or No Deal’- why’d you change the channel?!?!!”

23 layla42 01.11.07 at 6:24 pm

Belly! Heck with the TV, give me a good long snorgle with such a pretty kitty.

It’s amazing the poses sleepy kitties will get into. One of mine will start curled up in a little ball, then after a few good stretches, she’s flat on her back, paws out, and normally over her head.
Sometimes we find her in similar positions to this cutie!

24 A thinker 01.11.07 at 6:34 pm

Y’know, this would be a good stuffonmycat.com startup pose. You can imagine stacking all sorts of stuff on that belly, can’t you? And Kitty would be too lazy to move.

25 Lillith 01.11.07 at 6:43 pm

*SQUEEEE* Belleh!! My kitteh Polly is Tortie too. Sweet. The look on her face is killing me.

26 A thinker 01.11.07 at 6:48 pm

…Y’know, this would also make a good Photoshop. Kitty staring in astonishment at something strange on her belly. I can’t do it, I’m actually working. Any other Photochoppers out there with more time?

27 chacha 01.11.07 at 6:53 pm

The pose, of course, is priceless … but gots to love the perfectly bisected grey/orange forehead and the butterscotch/grey plaid cataloons.

28 Abrupt 01.11.07 at 6:57 pm

This animal looks like it has a rich fantasy life.

29 stilljes 01.11.07 at 7:00 pm

That’s not a cat. It’s a sock monkey.

30 Jorden 01.11.07 at 7:00 pm

I’m on ur couch, stretching my ‘picks.

31 Elisha B. 01.11.07 at 7:25 pm

See mom, I told ya I’ve grown. I can almost reach the table!!

32 RevWaldo 01.11.07 at 7:26 pm

“Help me! I’ve been ’shopped!”

33 pyrit 01.11.07 at 7:31 pm

greenighs – Your comment should have had a warning first. I can hardly type this. Thanks!

34 Theo 01.11.07 at 7:31 pm

Riiiight, RevWaldo. Suuuuure.

35 pyrit 01.11.07 at 7:34 pm

Still laughing. hanging on for life here.

36 Fish Eye no Miko 01.11.07 at 7:42 pm

Poor kitty looks mortified. “No, don’t take a picture of me in this po-DAMMIT!”

37 Tammy 01.11.07 at 7:52 pm

omg this made me LOL reminds me of my sisters cat and his antics!

38 Melissa 01.11.07 at 8:05 pm

I SWEAR I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A CO PIC BEFORE!!!!! THAT IS THE BEST!!!!!

39 Jessica 01.11.07 at 8:17 pm

I want to dive into that belly! *snoooooorg!*

40 lauowolf 01.11.07 at 8:28 pm

Does this couch make me look fat?

41 Theo 01.11.07 at 8:32 pm

YES. Yes, it does.

42 Aubrey 01.11.07 at 8:41 pm

Then if it does, fetch…THE COMFY CHAIR!

43 lauowolf 01.11.07 at 8:42 pm

Aww, she’s not really plump.
It’s the horizontal stripes that do that.

44 Theo 01.11.07 at 9:24 pm

…stripes??

45 lurkertype 01.11.07 at 9:24 pm

FURBERT ON THE TORTIE BELLEH!

I lofs how torties often have that perfect left/right division of the colors.

What a looooonnnnggg kitty Polly is!

46 Rosie 01.11.07 at 9:29 pm

“whaddya mean i’m doing it wrong? you ever tried begging while laying down? it doesn’t work, so GIVE ME THE GODDAM FISH!!!!!”

47 annoying little twerp 01.11.07 at 9:36 pm

I have a blue cream tortie too!
*melts*

48 greenighs 01.11.07 at 10:22 pm

Pyrit: More on animals needing pants!

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/07/debauchery_frid_1.html
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/06/oh_for_the_love.html
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/08/if_this_bun_wer.html

And I’ll be damned if I could find that wonderful hamster in pants pic that some talented cutologist shopped for us … please, someone link?

49 Yitzysmommie 01.11.07 at 10:23 pm

I’m with Melissa – this pic make me guffaw!
**MUST** **SNORGLE** KITTEH BELLEH!!!

50 lauowolf 01.11.07 at 10:24 pm

Yes stripes.
Look at her leggings — little orange stripes.
(Like many torties (well, mine anyway) she looks like an orange stripey cat with an unconvincing dye job.)

51 Kim H. 01.11.07 at 10:30 pm

For another chubby kitty from my part of the world, go to http://www.kptv.com/news/10717499/detail.html and read the story. I so want this cat!!!

52 Aubrey 01.11.07 at 10:38 pm

pyrit! greenighs! Sing the praises of pants!

http://www.d.umn.edu/~molson2/mst3k/pants.html

53 Alexis 01.11.07 at 10:39 pm

I would be so tempted to snorgle the torteh belleh. But if she’s anything like my tortie (and given the chunkiness and the apparent laziness, she is), I would very quickly have a face full of scratches and bites…

54 Alexis 01.11.07 at 10:41 pm

Yay Aubrey! Wheee!! MST3K reference! I love the pants song. There is a hilarious outtake of Joel forgetting the words and singing “Sh*t!” instead of “pants!”.

Then there is the “Pants-Up Song”…

55 Beauregard 01.11.07 at 10:45 pm

Ah gaahd! LOL! I Lurve ballet toes.

56 lauowolf 01.11.07 at 10:52 pm

And she’s turned out at the hip!
Good ballet technique, Polly.
Now we just need to get her feet on the floor.

57 acelightning 01.11.07 at 10:54 pm

Love the guilty expression on her face… “Uh, no, I’m not slacking off… I was just checking The Weather Channel…”

58 Rachel 01.11.07 at 11:04 pm

How about the Real Life Garfield the Cat:

http://www.funnyanimalvideos.com/cat-videos/couch-potato-cat

59 Theo 01.11.07 at 11:10 pm

Lauo — I think those are paisleys, but the fur makes it hard to be certain.

60 lauowolf 01.11.07 at 11:15 pm

Theo-
I think the paisley is on the stripes.
Very trendy kit.

61 Jessarakitty 01.11.07 at 11:23 pm

Am I the only one (besides Pyrit)to interpret Greenighs’ comment to mean that the PHOTOGRAPHER needs pants? Kitty is quite modestly, even stylishly, clad. But the expression on the catface plus G’s comment had me making uncouth sounds at my desk, EVERY time I went back to CO. And today we had an Assistant Secretary of the Department of Defense on our floor for a Very Important Something or other. But I still gurgled.

62 Aubrey 01.11.07 at 11:27 pm

Alexis, from ‘Daddy-O’ – of course! C’mon peeps, hike your pants up!

http://www.d.umn.edu/~molson2/mst3k/hikepant.html

63 Theo 01.11.07 at 11:34 pm

Jessara — I think Pete needs pants. For his own sake.

64 Jessarakitty 01.11.07 at 11:37 pm

Well, him too, of course.

65 lauowolf 01.11.07 at 11:39 pm

Hike, Hike, Hike up your pants!
(They help keep in your gut,
Help to cover up your butt,
Hey pants.)

66 lurkertype 01.12.07 at 12:02 am

Yeah, Alexis, mine was only a virtual tortie furbert.

HRTortie would have all teeth and claws into me if I tried a tum snorgle. She’s small and floofy, but NOT sweet.

Oh, Jessara, if only the Asst. Sec. DOD could have seen Cute Overload! Then we maybe could have been on the way to world peace through kitty pix!

67 Fable 01.12.07 at 12:05 am

Ig you say maybe it means that World peace is still a possibility:)

68 Jessarakitty 01.12.07 at 12:13 am

If all the Cuteologists in all the world watched it for half a year, do you suppose (the LT said) that they could make it clear? (extra points for spotting the quote)

69 GeorgiaGirl 01.12.07 at 12:29 am

“The Walrus and The Carpenter”…

“If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose,” the Walrus said,
“That they could get it clear?”
“I doubt it,” said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.

70 crazyauntvicki 01.12.07 at 1:32 am

Hey,
I’m a Georgiagirl,too.
And I would have to take the chance of losing my face ’cause I’d have to blow on that beawee..

71 pyrit 01.12.07 at 2:40 am

(panting) Aw, I’m late and missed all the fun. I had to wait a long time at the ER. greenighs, I’m sending you the bill. My insurance wont cover, “laughing one’s *pants* off.”

72 Alexis 01.12.07 at 2:45 am

Aubrey, thanks for leading me to that site… My favorite MST3K song continues to be “Gamera”:

Gamera, Gamera!
Gamera is really neat!
Gamera is full of meat!
We’ve been eating Gamera!

73 Alexis 01.12.07 at 2:51 am

(Also, Crow’s “Ode to Estelle”)

74 Aubrey 01.12.07 at 3:11 am

‘Gamera’, featuring kids in little pants.

Again with the pants!

75 Aubrey 01.12.07 at 3:17 am

pyrit, maybe we can pass the hat around. Insurance companies will only re-cuff your claims and in-crease your rates. You won’t be able to iron out your differences.

76 Carlisa 01.12.07 at 3:20 am

A thinker—-I was thinking the same thing, but w/o the background to where it looks like the cat is standing. Have it stalking through a town like a giant–King Kong Kat or something.

Awesome colors on this cat. Nice!

77 pyrit 01.12.07 at 3:30 am

Thanks, Aubrey, I have a friend, a tailor, who is a pirate of pins pants.

78 Aubrey 01.12.07 at 3:48 am

pyrit, I always provide the pinafore the pants.

79 A thinker 01.12.07 at 3:48 am

Carlisa–yes! I envisioned your idea and it made me LOL. I also thought of ’shopping Kitty into a bobsled–but alas, I have wasted far too much time today already.

80 pyrit 01.12.07 at 3:55 am

Aubrey – Ah that’sa good, youa hava the pin. Do not dropera eet.

81 pyrit 01.12.07 at 4:09 am

AHHHH! I just noticed the chair! That’s my chair. That is a Hickory Hill Chair-and-a-Half. I have the same color. Sage. Sage with dog hair now.

82 misscrisp 01.12.07 at 4:21 am

I love Polly.

83 misscrisp 01.12.07 at 4:23 am

I love Polly.

84 misscrisp 01.12.07 at 4:23 am

oh crud.
I don’t love double posting.

85 Subhangi 01.12.07 at 4:39 am

“Help! I’m sliding off the couch! Someone put me back please…”

86 Keeker 01.12.07 at 5:09 am

This is one fine tortie, lemme tell ya. Jess, that’s one handsome cat. And so BIG! The belly! He looks like an otter. Can he break clams with his paws?

87 hibousoir 01.12.07 at 8:38 am

Oh man, I needed this laugh today . . .

88 Carlisa 01.12.07 at 11:09 am

A thinker—– A bobsled would be a riot. He’s already in a “motion” pose.

89 Chastity 01.12.07 at 2:26 pm

Let’s hang out tonight…I will bring the movies and popcorn !!!

90 Theo 01.12.07 at 3:38 pm

MissCrisp — normally I’d do a courtesy cleanup, but this time I like it as it is. I think it’s the word “crud” that does it for me.

91 Theo 01.12.07 at 3:40 pm

PS
Aubrey and Pyrit broke my brain… no longer am I model of a moderator general…

92 Rebecca 01.12.07 at 4:13 pm

Look at him, lol….I shall call him Mr. Stilts. I must pinch him in his fur-pants.

93 Noelegy 01.12.07 at 4:33 pm

She’s gorg-a-mous! Lovely pastel tortie.

94 Bad Little Otter 01.12.07 at 4:41 pm

I want to nuzzle that fuzzy tortie belly….

95 Theo 01.12.07 at 6:13 pm

B.L.O. — seen the movie “Alien”?

96 Lauri 01.12.07 at 6:20 pm

Heehee, misscrisp, it’s always reassuring to see others being human and double posting.

And your reponse afterward was worth leaving so we can all smile!

97 Lauri 01.12.07 at 7:09 pm

T., you are usually the modicum of genteel general model moderation.

98 Theo 01.12.07 at 11:14 pm

Careful, Lauri, you’ll break something. (Maybe split an infinitive?)

99 Brak_Silverbone 01.13.07 at 1:54 am

Is this cat related to Sam and Max, who adopted very similar poses months ago on CO (and who some other person smarter than me has already doubtless provided a link to)?

100 Theo 01.13.07 at 2:17 am
101 miu 01.13.07 at 2:30 am

:D That’s my kind of a cat!

102 Jeanette 01.13.07 at 2:54 am

A Thinker & Carlisa, this kitteh is in the luge position, not the ’sled…see … http://www.usaluge.org/TeamInfo/PhotoGallery.html

Go for the gold kitteh!

103 Petafoo.com 01.13.07 at 10:19 pm

Wow. Somebody hasn’t missed a meal for sure. :)
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104 KiraKira 01.14.07 at 2:24 am

…This picture made me immediately go and pick up my kitty to snorgle HER belly, but unfortunately that didn’t work. not because she isn’t the most sweet anerable tolerant thing in the world; because she has no real belly to snorgle she is just fluff and purr(and, okay, an assortment of other anerable noises) and warm fuzzpuff. (and lithe tiny skeleton-and-muscle, but not much. she’s a BITTY little gal!)

..doesn’t keep her from purring like a little lioness, though. Purrs her head off when I cuddle with her at night. ^-^

105 samsuma 01.15.07 at 12:24 am

I love that Tortie Bellie =)

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