Will you please look at this sheared neck action, and accidental bebeh Alpaca smoooosh. Could be a good one to send to that certain someone on Valentine’s day. It’s like; "I theenk I want to smoosh you, but I’m only 90% sure/shear"
Nice McSmooshersons, Christina P…


oh good lord, that’s adorable! little-old-man looking wrinkley faces, and a SMOOCH!
That *would* be a good Valentine for a fellow Cute-Appreciator.
Oh, and alpacas in parkas
“Hello Tina, may I lick the ham casserole off of your tasty lips? MMMMMMMM.”
Oh my god. Look at that. Could this get any more awkwardly cute? Five minutes later, they’ll be staring at each other, blinking, all “What just happened?” “I dunno.” “Let’s pretend it didn’t happen.” “‘kay.”
One short, one long.
(I’m talking about the alpacas’ coats, but we actually have a sign that says this, right after the words “Fire Alarm Signal”)
That is some seriously cute fluffitude! =)
Al-paccy Kiseesssss
¿Cómo se llama? Guanaco back to your place? Alpaca few things.
Uh-oh, Aubrey’s getting upstaged by Pheas!
Alpaca keesies are teh KAH-YOOT! Just what I needed to see before heading off for a doctor’s visit. Yay for ruminant-y goodness! ^__^
–TwoDragons
Adorable! Cutesy cutesy.
Uh oh…their braces might be stuck together!
Oh alpacas
I’ve been waiting forever for some more pictures!
The only time I get to see these guys in person is every summer at my grandparents farm D:
Too adorable xD
Alpaca on the left seems to be thinking, “My mother warned me about you long-hair types, but…you are kinda cute.”
Alpace on the right: “Come on, baby, you can trust me.”
Pheas – Pheas.
I *just* finally got caught up with all the posts and comments.
Pheas – You made it so worth it.
Love is in the air….by the way, thank you Pheas! I almost wet my pants!
A I y e t a e u t .
U w p w i r t p a
B i e a l e o r g
R l s y y a s i a
E l i s o b i g i
Y t d ‘ u l t h n
Never mind the llamas – Pheas, you’re a GENIUS.
*Deep, deep bow*
(Um, that was bow as in curtsy, not “arf”.)
pheas your comment fits perfect!!!!!!!
But don’t pack the shears I got that part done already
lol
That first tender schmoosh – how tender, how hesitant, how wondrous! Hello, young lovers, wherever you are… (sigh – the memories….)
OMG!!!
ALPACAS!1!
Tina, you stupid llama, come get some dinner!
How sweet!
Aw, Pyrit, that’s so thoughtful of you. Sweet.
I want an Alpaca kiss!
OMG! Where can I get me one of those!
A little something for you movie trivia buffs: This was an early concept for the 1967 movie “Dr. Dolittle.” This would become the creature called the “Pushme-Pullyou,” but as you can see, they didn’t get it quite right on the first try.
Aw! I love alpacas! They have those beautiful, innocent eyes, too, just like my Milliebun!
Alpacas! Alpacasalpacasalpacasalpacas!
*head asplodes*
Sorry.
They’re nearly llamas, and as you can see by my username, I have a bit of a llama fixation. Conveniently enough, my bestest friend lives next to a llama and alpaca (and a few random goats) farm…and no, I had no idea of this when I befriended her!
Aw, shucks, y’all.
llamas, I llove’em, too! Do you know about the Naked Dancing Llama?
NTMTOM: they used the “mirror” transformation in CorelDraw, but got it the wrong way round.
I am totally unaware of the Naked Dancing Llama…do tell!
Pheas — that was *original* punditry? I assumed you were quoting…??
llamas, he is naked, he dances, he is a llama, and, oh, he is also running for president. Visit his amazing llamitude at frolic.org. White llamas are my faves!
Theo, it wouldn’t surprise me if someone, when faced with canoodling camelid cuteness, had said the same or similar before, but AFAIK, it drifted into my mind all on its own from the cute-o-sphere. Shall I fax a resume over to the Dream Office?
Theo – Dubiousity killed the chat?
Chilled a rat? Spilled the hat?
Funny how they can’t look each other in the eye, like they’re all “Feels like I’m keesing my seester.”
Props to Pheas for the laugh!
And double props to Herpantsness for the Napoleon Dynomite reference! GAWSH!
Pheas — boot firrst wee moost BUILD eet!
Pyrit — makes ‘tocks outta U and ME
granny moon -
That’s
“Hello young lovers, whatever you are…
And it’s the theme for the day, I think.
When I grows up I want to own a small farm where I can raise alpacas, let them mingle with my kittehs and some puppers and I can shear, spin, dye and knit all dang day while the critters run about.
Theo – My confidence in you has led me on a web search for llama puns. (Dalai Llamas a plenty)
My search was not exhaustive at all but I found no evidence of unsportsmanslike punduct on Pheas’ part.
Came across this: (hope it works)
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Daily_20Llama#1096876398
And we thought we were a fun bunch.
Don’t forget the Dali Llama!
http://members.tripod.com/~brianpink/dali-llama-time.jpg
Pheas-
They’ll llama you, without Dali.
Buy an Alpaca for poor farmers – Oxfam in Britan is offering a great way to donate money: help farmers in Peru buy an Alpaca http://www.oxfamunwrapped.com/ProductItem.aspx?ProductID=ou2607
well, you never get to meet “your” Alpaca but you get a nice letter and a quite beautiful Alpaca magnet for your fridge.
Valentin-
Sounds great.
And I’m not sure where I’d put an alpaca aound here anyway.
(There’s probably an alpaca in it somewhere joke to be made, but I need another coffee first.)
“Letta me keeeees you me looooove” Smoochies…
Have we all forgotten about the Llama Song?: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
OOoooh! Alpaca! Must knit fur…..
eee! I’m tewtally printing this out as a V-day card for my fiance, we both *heart* alpacas
Curse you, ebee. It took me six months to get that song out of my head!!
Llama gonna kiss you now!
That joke was awful! Alpaca your bags, get out!
Pheas — there’s always that OTHER song… y’know, the one about communicative fruit…
Communicado avocado?
You *wish*, Pyrit.
Double-curse you, ebee.
I’ve got double earworms going here, cos my kid’s home sick.
…llama, llama, duck.
A one ‘l’ lama, he’s a priest
A two ‘l’ llama, he’s a beast
And I will bet a silk pyjama
There isn’t any three ‘l’ lllama.
- Ogden Nash
ebee – you have keeeeled me for the rest of the afternoon, dang it all anyway. Must. go. find. suitable. earworm. replacement. NOW!!
Theo — what do you think the llama song was replacing? Aaaaarrrggghh!
Naked dancing llamas?? http://www.frolic.org/
Alpaca jokes? http://www.windyhillranch.org/fidora.html
Gee, the things you can find on the internet *shakes head in disbelief*
Ahhhh, it’s good to be back reading the astoundingly talented “Peep Show”!
k, so this has been pointed out before. but notice how they’re not looking at each other? SO WEIRD. animals never make eye contact. even when they’re smooching….just something to think about..could be a rule of cuteness???
hahaha! omg they look embarrassed. definitely are not enjoying that accidental invasion of personal body space :O
LMAO
These guys remind me of a Valentine LadyBug toy I’ve seen. I think if you pull them apart, there’ll be a string that pulls ‘em back together, with a kissy noise.
My work here is done.
Ebee — have you seen this?
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#MWHID
HA! No I hadn’t…that’s totally awesome.
This is adorable. Can you tell me where you got it, please? I’ve been looking on photobucket, but no duck – I mean, luck – so far.
“Here’s a llama
There’s a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama
Duck!”
This pic is sooooooo cute!!
its called llama love! ^_^
LLAMA KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!