Not sure if this is right [shifty eyes]

Will you please look at this sheared neck action, and accidental bebeh Alpaca smoooosh. Could be a good one to send to that certain someone on Valentine’s day. It’s like; "I theenk I want to smoosh you, but I’m only 90% sure/shear"

Smooosh

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  1. Rumi says:

    oh good lord, that’s adorable! little-old-man looking wrinkley faces, and a SMOOCH!

  2. A thinker says:

    That *would* be a good Valentine for a fellow Cute-Appreciator.

    Oh, and alpacas in parkas ;)

  3. herpantsness says:

    “Hello Tina, may I lick the ham casserole off of your tasty lips? MMMMMMMM.”

  4. LeFox says:

    Oh my god. Look at that. Could this get any more awkwardly cute? Five minutes later, they’ll be staring at each other, blinking, all “What just happened?” “I dunno.” “Let’s pretend it didn’t happen.” “‘kay.”

  5. Theo says:

    One short, one long.

    (I’m talking about the alpacas’ coats, but we actually have a sign that says this, right after the words “Fire Alarm Signal”)

  6. SeaBreeze says:

    That is some seriously cute fluffitude! =)

  7. Allie and Jojo-s Mom says:

    Al-paccy Kiseesssss

  8. Pheas says:

    ¿Cómo se llama? Guanaco back to your place? Alpaca few things.

  9. Uh-oh, Aubrey’s getting upstaged by Pheas! ;-)

    Alpaca keesies are teh KAH-YOOT! Just what I needed to see before heading off for a doctor’s visit. Yay for ruminant-y goodness! ^__^

    –TwoDragons

  10. sidney says:

    Adorable! Cutesy cutesy.

  11. lurkingsmirk says:

    Uh oh…their braces might be stuck together!

  12. Alex Struntinski says:

    Oh alpacas :) I’ve been waiting forever for some more pictures! :D

    The only time I get to see these guys in person is every summer at my grandparents farm D:

    Too adorable xD

  13. Redzilla says:

    Alpaca on the left seems to be thinking, “My mother warned me about you long-hair types, but…you are kinda cute.”
    Alpace on the right: “Come on, baby, you can trust me.”

  14. pyrit says:

    Pheas – Pheas.
    I *just* finally got caught up with all the posts and comments.
    Pheas – You made it so worth it.

  15. paula says:

    Love is in the air….by the way, thank you Pheas! I almost wet my pants!

  16. pyrit says:

    A I y e t a e u t .
    U w p w i r t p a
    B i e a l e o r g
    R l s y y a s i a
    E l i s o b i g i
    Y t d ‘ u l t h n

  17. Subhangi says:

    Never mind the llamas – Pheas, you’re a GENIUS.

    *Deep, deep bow*

    (Um, that was bow as in curtsy, not “arf”.)

  18. leah says:

    pheas your comment fits perfect!!!!!!!

    But don’t pack the shears I got that part done already
    lol

  19. grannymoon says:

    That first tender schmoosh – how tender, how hesitant, how wondrous! Hello, young lovers, wherever you are… (sigh – the memories….)

  20. abeth says:

    OMG!!!
    ALPACAS!1!

  21. Caroline says:

    Tina, you stupid llama, come get some dinner!

  22. Catherine says:

    How sweet!

  23. soxfan says:

    Aw, Pyrit, that’s so thoughtful of you. Sweet.

  24. Noel says:

    I want an Alpaca kiss!

    OMG! Where can I get me one of those!

  25. A little something for you movie trivia buffs: This was an early concept for the 1967 movie “Dr. Dolittle.” This would become the creature called the “Pushme-Pullyou,” but as you can see, they didn’t get it quite right on the first try.

  26. Arvay says:

    Aw! I love alpacas! They have those beautiful, innocent eyes, too, just like my Milliebun!

  27. llamas says:

    Alpacas! Alpacasalpacasalpacasalpacas!
    *head asplodes*
    Sorry.
    They’re nearly llamas, and as you can see by my username, I have a bit of a llama fixation. Conveniently enough, my bestest friend lives next to a llama and alpaca (and a few random goats) farm…and no, I had no idea of this when I befriended her!

  28. Pheas says:

    Aw, shucks, y’all. :)

    llamas, I llove’em, too! Do you know about the Naked Dancing Llama?

  29. A thinker says:

    NTMTOM: they used the “mirror” transformation in CorelDraw, but got it the wrong way round.

  30. llamas says:

    I am totally unaware of the Naked Dancing Llama…do tell!

  31. Theo says:

    Pheas — that was *original* punditry? I assumed you were quoting…??

  32. Pheas says:

    llamas, he is naked, he dances, he is a llama, and, oh, he is also running for president. Visit his amazing llamitude at frolic.org. White llamas are my faves!

    Theo, it wouldn’t surprise me if someone, when faced with canoodling camelid cuteness, had said the same or similar before, but AFAIK, it drifted into my mind all on its own from the cute-o-sphere. Shall I fax a resume over to the Dream Office?

  33. pyrit says:

    Theo – Dubiousity killed the chat? ;-) Chilled a rat? Spilled the hat?

  34. ebee says:

    Funny how they can’t look each other in the eye, like they’re all “Feels like I’m keesing my seester.”

  35. DKN says:

    Props to Pheas for the laugh!

    And double props to Herpantsness for the Napoleon Dynomite reference! GAWSH!

  36. Theo says:

    Pheas — boot firrst wee moost BUILD eet!

    Pyrit — makes ‘tocks outta U and ME

  37. lauowolf says:

    granny moon -
    That’s
    “Hello young lovers, whatever you are…
    And it’s the theme for the day, I think.

  38. Teri says:

    When I grows up I want to own a small farm where I can raise alpacas, let them mingle with my kittehs and some puppers and I can shear, spin, dye and knit all dang day while the critters run about.

  39. pyrit says:

    Theo – My confidence in you has led me on a web search for llama puns. (Dalai Llamas a plenty)
    My search was not exhaustive at all but I found no evidence of unsportsmanslike punduct on Pheas’ part. :-)

    Came across this: (hope it works)

    http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Daily_20Llama#1096876398

    And we thought we were a fun bunch.

  40. Pheas says:
  41. lauowolf says:

    Pheas-
    They’ll llama you, without Dali.

  42. Valentin says:

    Buy an Alpaca for poor farmers – Oxfam in Britan is offering a great way to donate money: help farmers in Peru buy an Alpaca http://www.oxfamunwrapped.com/ProductItem.aspx?ProductID=ou2607

    well, you never get to meet “your” Alpaca but you get a nice letter and a quite beautiful Alpaca magnet for your fridge.

  43. lauowolf says:

    Valentin-
    Sounds great.
    And I’m not sure where I’d put an alpaca aound here anyway.
    (There’s probably an alpaca in it somewhere joke to be made, but I need another coffee first.)

  44. TanksMommy says:

    “Letta me keeeees you me looooove” Smoochies…

  45. ebee says:

    Have we all forgotten about the Llama Song?: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

  46. cat says:

    OOoooh! Alpaca! Must knit fur…..

  47. Caitlin says:

    eee! I’m tewtally printing this out as a V-day card for my fiance, we both *heart* alpacas :D

  48. Pheas says:

    Curse you, ebee. It took me six months to get that song out of my head!!

  49. Rich says:

    Llama gonna kiss you now!

    That joke was awful! Alpaca your bags, get out!

  50. Theo says:

    Pheas — there’s always that OTHER song… y’know, the one about communicative fruit…

  51. pyrit says:

    Communicado avocado?

  52. Theo says:

    You *wish*, Pyrit.
    ;)

  53. lauowolf says:

    Double-curse you, ebee.
    I’ve got double earworms going here, cos my kid’s home sick.

    …llama, llama, duck.

  54. Laurie C says:

    A one ‘l’ lama, he’s a priest
    A two ‘l’ llama, he’s a beast
    And I will bet a silk pyjama
    There isn’t any three ‘l’ lllama.
    - Ogden Nash

  55. musicchick2 says:

    ebee – you have keeeeled me for the rest of the afternoon, dang it all anyway. Must. go. find. suitable. earworm. replacement. NOW!!

  56. Pheas says:

    Theo — what do you think the llama song was replacing? Aaaaarrrggghh!

  57. musicchick2 says:

    Naked dancing llamas?? http://www.frolic.org/

  58. musicchick2 says:

    Alpaca jokes? http://www.windyhillranch.org/fidora.html
    Gee, the things you can find on the internet *shakes head in disbelief*

  59. Lauri says:

    Ahhhh, it’s good to be back reading the astoundingly talented “Peep Show”!

  60. leah says:

    k, so this has been pointed out before. but notice how they’re not looking at each other? SO WEIRD. animals never make eye contact. even when they’re smooching….just something to think about..could be a rule of cuteness???

  61. sabrina says:

    hahaha! omg they look embarrassed. definitely are not enjoying that accidental invasion of personal body space :O
    LMAO

  62. useta hada kitteh says:

    These guys remind me of a Valentine LadyBug toy I’ve seen. I think if you pull them apart, there’ll be a string that pulls ‘em back together, with a kissy noise.

  63. ebee says:

    :D

    My work here is done.

  64. Theo says:
  65. ebee says:

    HA! No I hadn’t…that’s totally awesome.

  66. Cat Feral says:

    This is adorable. Can you tell me where you got it, please? I’ve been looking on photobucket, but no duck – I mean, luck – so far.

    “Here’s a llama
    There’s a llama
    And another little llama
    Fuzzy llama
    Funny llama
    Llama llama
    Duck!”

  67. Sadia says:

    This pic is sooooooo cute!!

  68. Sadia says:

    its called llama love! ^_^

  69. Devyn Ens says:

    LLAMA KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!