There are a few, uh ways to uh, make the, uh, perfect bed. [Cliff Claven voice]First, simply check the thread count.
To do an accurate reading, you must tuck sheets in, hospital corners-like, then, crawl in.
Push against the, uh sheets to check density of thread count, to assure a comfer-tuh-bul sleeping surface, there. 3500 to 4500 thread count is uh, preferable, there.
Add at least fifteen er twenty pillows, some quilts, a down comforter or two, and an electric blankie to make certain yer fort—er bed stays warm.
That should, pretty much do it there. Now, order some Pounce treats. If all else fails, go get them yourself.
Alison M. R.? Is it me, or is there a cold snap across the country!?