Check out the sweetness that is "Mei Lan" the prize bebeh panda of the Atlanta Zoo. She’s learning valuable lessons, right in front of your eyes!
Lesson 1. How to eat bamboo. Snorgle first, then place in chompers like Columbo.
Lesson 2. For best results during media visits, pretend it’s your 1986 school pic and post with a "log".
3. Life’s cruel lesson: [Say in Casey Kasem radio voice] "Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for those stars"
Ehn! (Also, please note complete lack of ‘tocks)
and Lesson 4: Try and focus your eyeballs. This isn’t the Chihuahua exhibit.
Way to be a sender-inner, Erin G.