Because Sylvie the kitteh might attack your brains.
Here is Sylvie as a junior kitteh, starting with Her First Door Jamb®
Then, she graduated to shower door lounging…
And then, hanging out on the fixtures! [Paws singe-ing sounds] ssssssssss
Oh, and don’t miss teeny paw reflection in the mirror
Um, Sylvie? You’re making me a SKOOOSH nervous sittin’ up thar. How about coming down and staying a while?
Holy balancing, Kathryn JW B.!