We’re all familiar and adore "Engrish", but today, it’s time for the Russian version of it. Behold the "Kostrama Moose farm" in central Russia. Not only are the photos TDF, but the phrases and translations are extremely entertaining.
There is an overwhelming admiration for the meese. The farmers claim "Moose cows loveus more than their own children."
"They run to us whenever we call."
and "and some – big bulls, kind like kitten. "
According to the site, "Swedish army had moose troops… Moose turned out to be wiser then their knights, they left battlefieldto hide in the nearest forest if danger occured."
The Kostrama Moose farm website has delightful (snort) content categories too: "Why Moose?" "Buy a Tame Moose", "Heal a Peptic Ulcer" (Apparently a moose-related specialty) "Drink a Moose Milk" and my favorite: "Kiss a lovely Moose".
NOT TO MENTION the knobbular delights that are the moose baby photos.
sooooo…. wobbly…. must…. try….
The author of the site has a future in coffee table book, for sure.
Daisy H. does it again. Brilliant, brilliant find, Girl!