This is CuteNessNetwork…

by Meg on December 14, 2006

…[James Earl Jones voice]

Thanks to CNN London employee Kasia K., who suggested the title "Cute Overload" for a CNN story on baby tigers. Below, see anchor Charles Hodson began reading the story with "Cute Overload… in a Hamburg zoo" and then continue with the story of five little lion cubs on their first public outing.

Rokkin’! [Air guitar]

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Ahh—Cute Overload and Nobel Peace prizes—two great tastes that taste great together… [See news ticker below title]

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Thanks, Kasia… ;)

{ 36 comments }

1 Constance 12.14.06 at 7:20 am

baroo?!

2 Meg 12.14.06 at 7:21 am

Baroo.

3 Martha in Washington 12.14.06 at 7:34 am

I think Meg, the Goddess of Cute should be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. If the cuteness she serves up for our enjoyment everyday can’t end world violence than I don’t know what can!

4 alcarwen 12.14.06 at 7:39 am

infiltrating the mass media, are you?

rock on, meg:)

5 TAJ 12.14.06 at 9:57 am

Should CNN now stand for “Cute News Network”?

All Cute, All The Time!

6 a 12.14.06 at 9:58 am

Amazing!

7 Elsa 12.14.06 at 11:37 am

I guess I´m off to the zoo then. I´ve never thought to check CNN for what´s going on here in Hamburg.
Great shoutout. Well deserved.

8 Peg of Tilling 12.14.06 at 1:00 pm

Meg, I hope you’re getting an agent and a book deal and a line of stuffed toys–thank you for bringing us the cute!

9 useta hada kitteh 12.14.06 at 1:23 pm

Lemme see, today is Purrsday, so there should be kittinz… Wow. Those are *big* kittinz! All the more to love. Purrrrr.

Y’all are familiar with the days of the week, right? Cuz most peeps learn ‘em in kittingarten. For your edjumacation, I present Funday, Runday, Chewsday, Wetnoseday (hence the poldar bears and otterses yesterday), Purrsday, Pryday, and Scattersday.

10 maymee 12.14.06 at 1:32 pm

I second that, alcarwen.

ROCK ON MEG!

11 BB/VA 12.14.06 at 1:38 pm

Wow! just…wow.

Today CNN, tomorrow the world?

12 MelSkunk 12.14.06 at 2:06 pm

Chewsday? not Baroosdays? I also vote for Shyday or Sighday :)

13 pyrit 12.14.06 at 2:08 pm

Rah-thah, I say, jolly good. All hail, Queen Meg!
Cheears wuh-wuh and awll.

Score 1 to CNN London.
Nil to BBC (Baroo?Baroo?Corp.)

14 Aoide 12.14.06 at 2:09 pm

My vote is for ‘Flyday’, to showcase feathery, fluttery, flying forms (yay for alliteration?) of cute.

15 NebraskaErin 12.14.06 at 2:14 pm

Cute Overload: Taking over Teh World, one news network at a time!

Woot!

16 A thinker 12.14.06 at 2:24 pm

WTG Meg being happy with the use of CO elsewhere, rather than going all “it’s copyrighted OMG I’m going to sue…”

17 fifi 12.14.06 at 2:24 pm

is there a better picture of the baby lions? (am I incapable of googling hamburg zoo lions? apparently!)

18 ceejoe 12.14.06 at 2:33 pm
19 pyrit 12.14.06 at 2:34 pm

useta – I vote for coldar, boldar poldar bears.

A thinker – But who would Meg file cute against? Who would she prosecute? Would it go to cute or be settled out of cute?

20 jaypo 12.14.06 at 2:52 pm

It’s the religion that needs no prosyletizing.

pyrit–yr. too much! She’d have to get the best baroo-ster in the UK to settle.

21 AuntieMame 12.14.06 at 3:02 pm

At first I thought they were calling the Nobel-winning economist cute. Wha???

But then I saw the lil’ cubbies. Awww!

22 Subhangi 12.14.06 at 3:10 pm

WHOO HOO!!! ‘Tis time for world dominay-shon!!!

Sharpen yer clawz, peeps.

23 Subhangi 12.14.06 at 3:13 pm

THREADJACK:

Sorry to ruin the happiness, folks, but this came in from Slashdot:

The White Dolphin, found in the Yangtze River of China, has been confirmed as effectively extinct. :(

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/12/13/china.dolphin.ap/index.html

So long, cute one.

/Threadjack

24 Tony James 12.14.06 at 3:16 pm

I knew that one day doing a degree in German would be useful!

http://www.hagenbeck-tierpark.de/php/seite.php?projekt=1&nr=135&menue=2&pos=5

“Kuschelige Löwenbabys” = “Cuddly Lion Babies”!

Since the 13th of August there have been cuddly baby lions to gaze at in wonder – Tembesi the lioness brought 5 balls of wool into the world [that's how it translates!], the first baby lions at the zoo in 11 years.
The five siblings were blind at birth, weighed only 3 pounds and were about the size of a housecat. Since they they have come on in leaps and bounds, growing strong and already their colours are coming in, although their coats still have lots of spots that will only later fade.
The young cats were christened by their godmother, TV news anchor Laura Dünnwald. Little Tawanga and her brothers Nibalo, Naju, Nawiri, and Nelson are on show in the lion house for visitors to the zoo.

25 ceejoe 12.14.06 at 3:20 pm

::poit!::
I just asploded from those pictures, TJ! Tanks!

26 Pheas 12.14.06 at 3:36 pm

Ack! Teeny catling spotziz!

27 Theo 12.14.06 at 3:41 pm

Wait a minute.
James Earl Jones, the voice of Darth Vader, Mufasa, and the (satirical) US Government… saying “Rokkin’?” And doing air guitar like Bill and Ted?

28 pyrit 12.14.06 at 3:53 pm

Sub – Yes. Read it yesterday. The organization I work for did some of the research. :-(

Tony Jamezenegger – I look in zee creestal ball and der vill be much silly German talking today. Have funningruben all you peepschnitzels.

Wittle roary-roars to teh funf behbeh wions.

29 Subhangi 12.14.06 at 3:57 pm

OMG TeeJ – teh SPOTS!!! Too moishe!!!

*PLODE*

30 useta hada kitteh 12.14.06 at 4:07 pm

Thanks for the suggested updates to the days of the week, peeps! I’m updatin’ my list to Baroosday and Flyday. (my original list was made up BCO — in those bleak days before I knew about Cute Overload, and they were just cat days. Only appropriate to include other sources of Teh Cute now.)

31 The Guy Over There 12.14.06 at 5:19 pm

I’m wondering why Patrick Stewart has to work for CNN. Not to say that he isn’t cute, in a thespian Cojak kind of way.

32 Herself 12.14.06 at 8:08 pm

Five balls of wool! Teh cute!

I’ll bet that news anchor loves having his face over a caption that says “Cute overload”. His wife probably won’t let him forget that any time soon.

33 TracyFlick 12.14.06 at 11:59 pm

What you do everyday is so wonderful for so many. It’s about TIME CNN caught on! Yay~!

34 Theo 12.15.06 at 12:33 am
35 iris 12.15.06 at 9:48 pm

cute overload on cnn.com video! the science of cute (right after “puppy chews off baby’s toes” :-/ yikes!)

36 Kasia 12.16.06 at 8:32 pm

OMG, you posted my photos!! This is, like, the bestest Christmas present evah!!

*Must* *stop* *squeaking*

Yeah yeah yeah yeah I made it on Cute Overload, yeah yeah yeah!!

Yes Meg, world domination is certainly yours. If not now, very soon.

Always at your service, *tips nonexistent hat*

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