That’s it, I’m calling Pup Protective Services myself

by Meg on December 19, 2006

That’s it, I’ve had it up to HERE [raises paw] with you clowns. Your "Oooooh, Puppy Soup!" and your "Labrador Bisque" was funny the first ten times. Are you guys high or what? 

Had_it

Simmah dahn nah, Lauren M.

{ 85 comments }

1 TheLoveOfIsis 12.19.06 at 7:22 pm

I’d eat him!

2 TheLoveOfIsis 12.19.06 at 7:23 pm

Holy shizzle, I was first!

3 zeldapie 12.19.06 at 7:25 pm

w00t to TheLoveOfIsis!

I’d rather snorgle him than eat him, fer sure. Lookit that muzzlepuff and those big paddy paws!!!

4 kittyluv 12.19.06 at 7:25 pm

Cute or sad? He doesn’t look very happy to me. Purdy durn adorable tho!
Get ‘im outta da pot already!
Yellow labs = happiness!

5 Rocknrope 12.19.06 at 7:27 pm

As long as you don’t spray him with the Resolve on the table….

6 jenn 12.19.06 at 7:28 pm

For the first time ever caught on film: puppy disapproval.

7 Aoide 12.19.06 at 7:31 pm

I might be getting one of those little darlings soon. One of our neighbors is considering breeding one of their dogs, and we’ve been promised a puppy if it happens.

8 Mary 12.19.06 at 7:31 pm

all I can say is YUM !!

9 sillygirl 12.19.06 at 7:34 pm

Major disapproval. He is so like… OVER the whole bit. Hysterical.

10 minnesnowtah 12.19.06 at 7:36 pm

I see…

Le Sigh!

“Hurry up, take yer picture and get me outta here…” Oh, the things a pup has to endure for fame in the interwebs!

11 A thinker 12.19.06 at 7:36 pm

He’s thinking, “What I have to put up with in service of the human sense of ‘humor’”…

12 Ramil 12.19.06 at 7:37 pm

cooked to perfect cuteness!

13 yoohoostereo 12.19.06 at 7:38 pm

The recipe will be complete with two kittehs and a bunny.

14 Teri 12.19.06 at 7:45 pm

This year, instead of the traditional turkey, the newest trend is one Golden Lab puppy to snorgle. Prevents the traditional Holiday 15 too.

15 Arvay 12.19.06 at 7:47 pm

I love the chubbaliciousness! And the fat puppy paws!

16 EliottM 12.19.06 at 7:47 pm

A delectable puppy and…McDonald’s shakes?

17 Eleanor 12.19.06 at 7:56 pm

I think those are Chick-Fil-A cups. Perhaps that is a new marketing ploy for their cow based advertising. “Eat More Pups.”

18 llamas 12.19.06 at 7:58 pm

They look to be cups of Chick-Fil-A iced tea to me…yum!

And just for the record, I had to sing Meg’s ‘I ate too moishe’ song this afternoon due to our office holiday luncheon. :)

19 llamas 12.19.06 at 7:59 pm

Eleanor–gmta!

20 pyrit 12.19.06 at 8:05 pm

What would Scooby do?

21 you guys r silly 12.19.06 at 8:06 pm

Yummy!
* AlphaPup Soup * !!!
&:o)

22 paula 12.19.06 at 8:06 pm

Oh Arvay – chubbaliciousness! I love it – what a snorgable pup. What they have to put up with from us.

23 Ponygirl 12.19.06 at 8:07 pm

Puppy Soup is ALWAYS funny.

24 you guys r silly 12.19.06 at 8:11 pm

[with advance apologies to Pillsbury...]
“Nothin’ says lovin’
like a pup on top of your oven”…

25 rpennefe 12.19.06 at 8:11 pm

Aside from the whole puppy disapproval thing he’s got goin’ on there, you know he’s also thinking “Man, this had better end with at least a dozen snausages, or a bag full of beggin’ strips. Seriously.”

26 Tisha_ 12.19.06 at 8:15 pm

I see some Resolve carpet cleaner in the back. Me thinks maybe this little puppeh got a little too pee-happy and it now being cooked up for the evening stew.

27 NebraskaErin 12.19.06 at 8:15 pm

I can hear his disapproving “le sigh” from here. And we don’t even have a Chick-Fil-A in the tri-state area.

28 Han 12.19.06 at 8:22 pm

Reminds me of an old dutch saying: “de hond in the pot vinden.” or `Finding the dog in the pot,’ which means that everything has already been eaten.

29 carolina 12.19.06 at 8:24 pm

SNORGLADORABLE! Mmmmm, Cute Puppy Stew. Would be satisfied to gnaw on one of those flopster ears, though.

30 Stacey 12.19.06 at 8:26 pm

Mmm…perfect for a cold winter day. I also thought the resolve in the background was a nice touch, lol.

31 carolina 12.19.06 at 8:27 pm

TEH PAWS. I must have one on my nose. Okay, my nose is not THAT big, but I doan care. Mr. Pups, please put that paw on my nose, I die happy.

32 Rafael 12.19.06 at 8:38 pm

What? You never seen a pup in a pub before…what do you mean this is not a pub…I know my pubs from my pots, thank you very much…

Is it me or is my fanny getting hot?

33 anmlvr22 12.19.06 at 8:52 pm

soooooo adorable!!!! Could just eat him up!!!

34 Constance 12.19.06 at 9:04 pm

ahahaha.
This is far too cute. Seriously, his little face is just too much!

35 ceejoe 12.19.06 at 9:07 pm

omg that is a cute puppeh!
I want to hold him… and hug him… and keees him…

36 AuntieMame 12.19.06 at 9:22 pm

Is this part of the New Deal? A pup in every pot?

37 pugmamatimestwo 12.19.06 at 9:24 pm

Tisha — LOL I noticed the same thing! Maybe they’re preparing for the inevitable Revenge Piddle…

38 Tony James 12.19.06 at 9:38 pm

I refer my right honourable friend to my answer to the previous question.
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/08/learning_to_sno.html

39 ka9q's wife 12.19.06 at 9:41 pm

that pup can come live with me if he wants to. I would snorgle him all day and never let him near the stove. Heck i don’t allow KA9Q near the stove. He just makes a mess.

40 Keena 12.19.06 at 9:47 pm

Look at his little puppy rolls! I wanna snuggle him all through the holidays!

41 Aubrey 12.19.06 at 10:01 pm

“‘Is is soup yet?’ Oh – so funny; my sides, mysides!

Then well may I ask, ‘Is the daily paper torn to shreds yet?’”

42 novabubble 12.19.06 at 10:06 pm

poor little guy… in the soup AGAIN.

43 little gator 12.19.06 at 10:10 pm

We need a new category for stovetop pets, and it needs a name.

44 Theo 12.19.06 at 10:13 pm

Little Gator –
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Pets%20in%20Pots
(I know the format is messed up right now. It’s in flux.)

45 PuppyMomma 12.19.06 at 10:23 pm

I think she meant ‘Lab-ster Bisque’. Or possibly ‘poopy soup’. Course, the poopy soup part depends on how pissed off that puppy really is about being in that pot.

46 pb 12.19.06 at 10:26 pm

what’s with that blue glow under the pot? it does appear as if the flame is on..

47 Courtney 12.19.06 at 10:30 pm

Labrador bisque sounds pretty good right about now… well, the bisque, anyway.

I’d totally eat up this puppy in the metaphorical sense. Look at those tasty paws! *puts in mouth*

48 Theo 12.19.06 at 10:30 pm

Fill-in flash, PB.

49 Bunker 12.19.06 at 10:31 pm

Gaaah! Lab puppies do me in everytime. I just can’t stand how cute they are. The fuzzy paws, the soft fuzzy ears and the little wet black nose and those eyes, the EYES! I’m going to have to get me a few of those!

50 albatross 12.19.06 at 11:07 pm
51 Anne 12.19.06 at 11:22 pm

A friend of mine did this with his new baby boy when they first bought him home – all swaddled up with a little hat, they decided to see if he’d fit right in the soup pot and he did!

52 Neil 12.19.06 at 11:43 pm

I think the recipe called for pOppy seeds … not pUppy seeds … I hate it when I drop stuff on the recipe book

53 mofo 12.19.06 at 11:55 pm

what a korean picture!*

*i can say that, i’m of korean ethnicity…not culture/lifestyle though.

54 Shannon 12.20.06 at 12:15 am

OMG! Look at that face…

I saw the Resolve in background too. Thats the first I thought. If you do that one more time – “You ARE going in the pot!”

55 sizzzzlerz 12.20.06 at 12:29 am

Hmmmm, needs more dog.

56 Night Queen 12.20.06 at 1:19 am

Looks like we’re having a little hot dog tonight!

57 Peter 12.20.06 at 1:19 am

Tastes like chicken.

58 Rumi 12.20.06 at 2:16 am

Sweet little pup — he’s just the color and sheen of sunshine! And look at the size of those PAWS! He’s gonna be one BIG boy! (Or girl, as the case may be).

59 pyrit 12.20.06 at 2:50 am

Snakes and snails and puppy dogs’ tails. They’re cooking up a boy!

60 gerberdaisy 12.20.06 at 3:52 am

Love the obscure SNL reference!
Simmah dahn nah

61 Subhangi 12.20.06 at 5:16 am

How BIG is this guy, again?

Labradors. Best. Dogs. Evar.

*SPLODE*

62 Viola 12.20.06 at 5:26 am

Oh! Cutes! Can I send this one to my fave Jewish persons, too?

63 Heathers dead baby 12.20.06 at 6:59 am

mmm dog chunk stew, goes really well with placenta sauce

64 Name 12.20.06 at 7:53 am

He looks delicious! What a sweet picture!

65 Meagan 12.20.06 at 8:24 am

That reminds me of the Roseanne where DJ put Jackie’s baby in a pot, he was so proud of it.

66 Stephers 12.20.06 at 10:34 am

I showed this picture to my boyfriend (who is half Vietnamese) and the first thing he said was “Oh, must be a Vietnamese family!” and started laughing…

67 Alyson 12.20.06 at 11:26 am

My parents at least once put ME in a pot for purposes of photographic cute, so I find this hilarious.

68 Simon 12.20.06 at 2:42 pm

Lab puppies = lots of love.

69 Sara 12.20.06 at 3:20 pm

I hope she washes that pot before she makes real soup. Nothing kills chicken noodle like stinky puppy tocks.

70 vlohma 12.20.06 at 5:35 pm

One paw skillfully balanced on the rim, the other draped over casually. C’mon, what’s not to love!

71 vlohma 12.20.06 at 5:41 pm

Alyson, my six siblings and I all have baby photos of ourselves in pots and/or various sinks. They are trotted out periodically to our never ending mortification…

72 LindsayBear 12.20.06 at 7:13 pm

I do love the Chik-Fil-A cups in the background.

73 angelove 12.20.06 at 7:24 pm

pup paw pea soup. I don’t think it gets any sweeter than that.

74 3Goobs 12.20.06 at 7:32 pm

D.A.R.E. to Just Say No to pot.

75 Erin 12.20.06 at 7:36 pm

OMG Chick-Fil-A! And a buttery lab! It’s like someone sent me the best Christmas card ever. Way to bring the goodness of home to LA, folks.

76 DLT 12.20.06 at 9:04 pm

*is thrilled that there has been no commentroversy*

*knocks wood*

77 Theo 12.20.06 at 9:10 pm

[tempted to spin out a paragraph or two of vitriolic rant for DLT's "benefit"]
[too lazy]

78 shelley Noble 12.20.06 at 10:09 pm

sorry if said above, but maybe the puppy got into hot water because of what he did that made the owners need that Resolve carpet spot cleaner on the counter?

79 Suda Nim 12.21.06 at 2:57 am

It’s an economical meal, too. You can feed six people for just under a collar.

80 Theo 12.21.06 at 3:05 am

…et tu, Suda Nim?

81 oliver 12.21.06 at 1:41 pm

when i got my dog, i signed a contract promising not to make him into stew… which is a damn shame since he has significant ear chub.

82 Suda Nim 12.21.06 at 3:47 pm

Sorry, Teho. It just *had* to be said. Forgive me.

83 mike 12.22.06 at 2:06 am

i personally like the carpet cleaner in the background…puppies!

84 Devon 12.22.06 at 9:16 pm

OMG Thats so cute!!! i would eat him in one bite!!! I would love 2 have that puppie!!!

85 Alicorn 01.11.07 at 9:52 pm

True puppy owners, as I see the bottle of Resolve in the background…I went through SO many of those myself with my pups…:o)

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