Rule of Cuteness #27: “Chub”

by Meg on December 4, 2006

OK, it’s official, Peeps, a new Rule of Cuteness is the appearance of "chub" or small rolls underneath eyes (as shown in this post.) Another prime example of ‘Chub’ is shown here with this dachshund’s pawsitude.

Chubbsters

Nice rolls, Rex! (And Sarah V.)

{ 54 comments }

1 bfl 12.04.06 at 7:46 am

Squeeeee! 2pudgy!!

2 Alison 12.04.06 at 7:47 am

A hot dog with rolls!!! How redonk!!!

3 bfl 12.04.06 at 7:48 am

Pass the ketchup, please.:)

4 Martha in Washington 12.04.06 at 7:56 am

But the EYEZ people, TEH EYEZ!!

5 Dannee 12.04.06 at 8:00 am

How can this not have been a rule before? I mean, look at human babies. Which ones are the cutest? The buddha babies! With wrist rolls! <33

6 Kiss 12.04.06 at 8:08 am

Kiss Kiss Kiss

7 artschild 12.04.06 at 8:49 am

awwwwwwwww… I just want to wipe his little eye booger away and put a treat on that nose.

8 J. Bo 12.04.06 at 9:01 am

Meg, honey, you know I love you more than my next breath, BUT (and Theo will back me on this), YOU HAVE GOT TO WORK ON THE PROOFREADING.

It’s “dachshund,” not “daschund.”

It may seem a small thing, BUT THE PUPPIES CARE!

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dachshund

9 Annalena 12.04.06 at 10:55 am

I call them “Dackel” :) And what a cute baby he is! The sweetest muzzlepuff!

10 Riikka 12.04.06 at 11:17 am

AARGH, the rolls! THE ROLLS! *ded from cute* As if the floppy ears and wrinkly eyes and the HEAD-FRIGGIN-TILT weren’t cute enough, you give us skin rolls?!

Guh.

11 Stephers 12.04.06 at 11:19 am

He’s got cankles! ahahahaha soo cute.

12 Robin 12.04.06 at 11:40 am

Very cute minidasch…he can sleep with me any night.

13 doubleh 12.04.06 at 12:13 pm

Aw, he looks like he needs to pull up his pantyhose! :)

14 Rosie 12.04.06 at 12:37 pm

holy chubstitude ppl! will someone plz get this dude a coat that fits? just imagine what it looks like when he runs!! jiggly jiggly

15 MamaDawn 12.04.06 at 12:55 pm

Does that mean since I’m a little “chub” I’m CO photo material?

16 deelilian 12.04.06 at 1:00 pm

Roly Poly cutie puppy!

17 Subhangi 12.04.06 at 1:14 pm

OMG dachshie puppitude! SQUEEEEEEEE!!!

And as for rolls, don’t forget THIS:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/04/haunch_and_chee.html

18 Wisefool 12.04.06 at 2:04 pm

Finally! Cuteness of pudge! Hooray for new rules!

19 jaypo 12.04.06 at 2:23 pm

Fatty baby rolls! ::poit::

20 jaypo 12.04.06 at 2:24 pm

“Does that mean since I’m a little “chub” I’m CO photo material?”

MamaD, need you even ask?!

21 NebraskaErin 12.04.06 at 2:31 pm

I just died of the cute.

22 greenighs 12.04.06 at 2:54 pm

I am huge fan of the chub. Some of my favorite people sport the chub.

Rolls rolls rolls

and puffnesses!

23 pyrit 12.04.06 at 2:55 pm

Puppy McChubbersons: “Oh, no thanks, no more gingerbread cookies for me. They go straight to my ankles.”

24 Jude 12.04.06 at 3:14 pm

showusyourweiner.com for more weiner dog maaaadness!

25 Denita TwoDragons 12.04.06 at 3:36 pm

WEINERDAWGS!! I luvs tha weinerdoggies! Weinerpuppies have such long ears and they trip over them ’cause their legs are so little…*POIT!*

My Mom has a bizarre but way-cool dog, he’s half Dach and half–get this–Pit Bull. He looked a lot like this when he was a puppy, and had a habit of either tripping over his ears…or falling over his barrel-chest! Hee!

–TwoDragons

26 mleiv 12.04.06 at 3:57 pm

He has some seriously adorable Beady Eye Factor going on there too.

27 carolina 12.04.06 at 4:29 pm

GAAAHHHH!! Teh feetses rollses, they keel!

28 J. Bo 12.04.06 at 5:34 pm

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. THANK YOU, MEG!

xoxo
Your Obsessive-Compulsive Pal

29 DvP 12.04.06 at 5:48 pm

Can we get a repost without the circle and arrow????

30 mlle_x 12.04.06 at 6:05 pm

Wow, that little guy has it ALL!

31 equus 12.04.06 at 6:52 pm

My computer just died and I had to reboot it. All the cute finally got to it. ^_^

Nice rule, by the way! And loffly, LOFFLY dachsund.

32 carolina 12.04.06 at 6:57 pm

Umm, and can the expression on this little dude’s face possibly be any cuter??

Splode-worthy, my dear Watson, splode-worthy.

33 BB/VA 12.04.06 at 7:13 pm

TwoDragons – how about a pic of the PitWeiner?

34 Denita TwoDragons 12.04.06 at 8:29 pm

I’ll have to hunt for one…I have one floating around somewhere–it’s old, but it shows what a bizarre mix of Pit and Dach he is. I’ll get back to ya on it… :-)

–TwoDragons

35 Julie 12.04.06 at 10:37 pm

Adorable in every way, including the mini mani he seems to have goin’ on… Holy Nails, Dachsh-man!

36 Jim (hey...don't get personal) 12.05.06 at 2:14 am

Umm… since I had a Min-Pin…

37 Anne 12.05.06 at 3:35 am

Ugh, it’s just like thigh rolls on a pudgy baby! I think these rolls should have a similar name to tocks – maybe hocks, ala ham hocks?

38 Fuzzybutt 12.05.06 at 8:47 am

My dacshie Annie had the paw wrinkle when she was a pup. But her belly was where it was at. Total raspberries!

39 angie 12.05.06 at 1:53 pm

heart dach pups and their wrinkles and folds! they’re like little old men. my fave was my dach’s neck wrinkles. he had some major wrist chub too.

http://home.earthlink.net/~weefaerie/sometimes/riley2.jpg

40 good old whatshername 12.05.06 at 2:40 pm

It’s cute when you haven’t quite grown into your feet yet.

41 basking lizard 12.05.06 at 3:48 pm

But… but… there already was a Rule #27: Shifty Eyes are cute!

It was the little chamaeleon who was balancing on blades o’grass. He was so awesome, I’d hate to see his rule get erased!

42 Megan 12.05.06 at 4:04 pm

The only thing better than an armful of dachshunds is a single dachshund poppie. OMG. Why can’t I just hold you??

43 Sarah V. 12.05.06 at 6:31 pm

DvP- Here’s the original pic of my little Rex.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/peach__moon/DSC00518.jpg

44 Theo 12.05.06 at 7:17 pm

Wow, Sarah V — your dog looks just like THIS one!
;)

45 butteredtoast 12.05.06 at 11:30 pm

that is just to cute

46 R. Moore 12.06.06 at 12:23 am

Those eyes actually made me jump :P

47 RavishingRoberta 12.06.06 at 11:56 am

ok guys…..i got into my aunties things and found this pair of tubular things i was gonna throw around, but auntie had a fit, said they were…..get this load…..leg warmers….. THEN; she put them on me…..@@…..who in their right mind would wear these things? then she showed me http://dabrat.lbbhost.com/CAT/LEG_WARMERS.jpg this

arrggghhhh

48 Beth 12.06.06 at 2:21 pm

OOOOOOH, I love little “I haven’t quite grown into my skin yet” wrinkles!!!! They are almost like fat rolls on a baby–so yummy you just want to kiss them! Also, some doxie babies have the same thing on their heads–so they look like they have furrowed brows. Kind of worrired looking, as if a puppy needs to worry!

THUMBS UP to this new cuteness rule!

49 sharon 12.07.06 at 3:32 am

the cuteness of that puppy is like kryptonite, draining away my power…

50 Julie 12.10.06 at 11:49 pm

Wow, this looks exactly like my puppy, Toby! They have the same markings, same chub, same colors, everything!

51 Rowyn, ulla's daughter! 12.13.06 at 3:13 am

The little paws are sooooo… cute! I luv to look at your website! it is the coolest website ever! I totally mean that!!!

52 Laura 12.14.06 at 11:20 pm

My dog has cankles too!

53 leah 12.29.06 at 2:59 pm

aww…the eyes! aah! the eyes! the paws!

54 Tom Maegerle 05.19.07 at 11:10 pm

Wow! Look at those catcher’s mitts!!! He’s a dachshund/rottweiler mix – That’s going to be an oversize dachsie!!!

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