We have a new category. I repeat, we have a new category. [Say in Jack Bauer voice]

by Meg on November 6, 2006

Kittehs "Maybe" and "Dr. Phil" (NO, I am not making that up) are doin’ some cleanin’. You know what this means, People. WE HAVE A NEW CATEGORY. There are lots of ani-pals cleaning themselfs and others, and it’s high time we just make it official. Introducing:

"I Shall Leeck You"

[Thunderous applause]

Snuggcleanin

Way to go, Andrea (with both your hilar kitteh names and the creation of the new category.)

{ 74 comments }

1 Theo 11.06.06 at 2:25 pm

daaaawwwwWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
::: steampoof :::

2 NebraskaErin 11.06.06 at 2:25 pm

Schlurp, schlurp, schlurp, schlurp…

3 chet's momma 11.06.06 at 2:26 pm

you missed a spot!

4 ceebs 11.06.06 at 2:28 pm

awwwwwww!
I want in on that action!!!

5 Jessica S. 11.06.06 at 2:29 pm

Huzzah! All hail the new category!

6 christina 11.06.06 at 2:35 pm

to the tune of Queen we will rock you

Buddy you’re a big cat, hedgehog, small dog

Being snorgled around gonna make your hair frizzy some day

You got mud on your face

You big disgrace

you need a sandpaper tongue lick all over the place

We will we will lick you
I Shall I shall leeck you …

7 ceebs 11.06.06 at 2:45 pm

Hugh Laurie is going to be on with Jay Leno tonight, for you Hugh lovas!

8 Fatcat 11.06.06 at 2:47 pm

Awwww! Yey for new a new category!

I’m not sure if linking to my blog is ok (sorry if it isn’t!*ducks from potential pudding being thrown*), but this picture just might be able to make the cut into CO…http://fatcat.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252569968fdb00cd96f7df2c4cd5.html

Or what do you think?
*delurks*

9 pendlerpiken 11.06.06 at 2:48 pm

kitteh! lickeh!

I am a part-time cat nanny this week – looking after my friends two cats while she’s on vacation. Weeeheeee :)

10 jaypo 11.06.06 at 2:49 pm

:o imph:
Lickity-kit!

11 faycat 11.06.06 at 2:49 pm

That looks sort of obscene. Like I feel like I shouldn’t be watching that…

12 pendlerpiken 11.06.06 at 2:49 pm

Fatcat – great pick! Blue tongue! :D

13 Sam 11.06.06 at 2:56 pm

Yaaaaaaay! New Category!

14 ShelleyTambo 11.06.06 at 2:57 pm

Awwww…My foster cat tried to do this to my kitty over the weekend. Alas, it went like this:

Salmon P. Chase (foster): *Lick lick lick, groom groom groom side of other kitty’s face.*
Bryn (my cat): *tail twitches*
Sal: *lick lick lick under other kitty’s chin*
Bryn: *mad tail twitching*
Sal: Oh look, your jugular. I wonder what that tastes like. *glomp*
Bryn: Oh no you didn’t! Hiss hiss hiss *slap’s Sal’s face, claws out*

15 A thinker 11.06.06 at 2:59 pm

I wish I was a kitty, with a kitty pal to snuggle. This is so cute it’s making me hurt.

And, fatcat…that…is…astounding.

16 Redzilla 11.06.06 at 3:09 pm

Please, please, please, someone tell me that FatCat’s interspecies licking photo isn’t shopped!!!

And applause to Christina for getting off that fine rendition so very early in the morning. To which I will only add:
“I’ve had my share of litter kicked in my face,
and now I’m going to snooze.”

17 Donna 11.06.06 at 3:16 pm

Um, should we really be interrupting this scene? It looks like they need a private moment together…

18 Jack Ruttan 11.06.06 at 3:20 pm

I’m not a dog owner, but hope the pups get into the cleaning action. They’re less delicate than cats, but certainly thorough.

19 mariser 11.06.06 at 3:21 pm

as adorabubble as the picture and category are (and they are), I must take a moment to feel sorry for the cleanee-on-the-right. not for being leecked, but for being named “Dr. Phil”. really Andrea, how could you?
tsk tsk tsk

20 Redzilla 11.06.06 at 3:28 pm

You don’t know, mariser, when the lickee isn’t being licked, maybe he’s a big, obnoxious loudmouf with no credentials, who offers people useless advice on topics he knows nothing about. Uh, what I mean to say is, maybe the lickee earned his name.

21 Becky 11.06.06 at 3:33 pm

Awesome!

22 Renee 11.06.06 at 3:55 pm

I love the photo and the new catagory! Great name!!

23 lauowolf 11.06.06 at 3:59 pm

If he’s going to be putting his head on my stomach, I’m going to get it clean first.

(And hurray for the new cat-egory, and what a swell couple of guys to start it off with.)

24 musicchick2 11.06.06 at 4:04 pm

My kitties do this on a regular basis. I’ll turn around and ‘catch’ them and immediately go “Awwwww!” But they never “groom” me! *pouts*

Christina – brilliant! And thanks! Now I’ll have that stuck in my head all day! ;-)

25 Lisa 11.06.06 at 4:07 pm

Hear hear!

26 HelloKnitty 11.06.06 at 4:15 pm

Ay yi yi! The Leekersons are leeking again!

27 Dan 11.06.06 at 4:17 pm

Awww, the black striped cat looks JUST like my poor kitty who passed away this spring.

28 MamaLana 11.06.06 at 4:24 pm

Grrrreat new cat-egory!! We used to call this
‘Beauty Shop’ when I was a kid. Sweet babies.

29 Sandy 11.06.06 at 4:28 pm

In response to Redzilla’s non-too-veiled slur against Dr. Phil (the human one):

Dr. Phil has a B.A., M.A. and Ph.D. in clinical psychology from North Texas State University with a dual area of emphasis in clinical and behavioral medicine.

Isn’t that credentialed enough?

30 Cat 11.06.06 at 4:29 pm

well now, guess I will have to lurk with a camera so I can catch Nala grooming Dh’s eyebrows. It would be easier to catch Nala grooming Onyx’s forehead- video would be better- the low approach “You still love me??” “Yes, I still love you. Let me fix your part”.

31 Redzilla 11.06.06 at 4:40 pm

[sing-song]: Sandy loves Dr. Phil. Sandy loves Dr. Phil.

Chill, San, just a little joke. :o ) I’m from Kansas, where we have no respect for diplomates of Texas institutions.

32 Redzilla 11.06.06 at 4:41 pm

Oh, and how cute is Maybe? He’s at that teenage time, when his heads kinda big, and his legs are all gangly. I lof him.

33 lauowolf 11.06.06 at 4:49 pm

Cat-

I have (sadly) accumulated FOUR cats who are completely aloof from one another.
I never get to see cat-to-cat snorgling or grooming.
It’s a red-letter day when felinicides aren’t attempted.

I wonder, if I got another kitten (to keep company #4 kitty I got to make friends with my three grouchy old cats), would a new kitten befriend the youngest cat — and then the two of them could snorgle and groom each other.
Or would I have FIVE aloof cats.

And then I could think of getting another kitten to make friends with….)
This way madness — or crazy cat ladydom — lies.
But why won’t my wretched kitties do this?

34 pyrit 11.06.06 at 4:58 pm

McLeeckersons: Have you been eating mcwaffelsons?
McSlurpersons: Yeth.
McLeeckersons: You’re all mcgrubbersons.

35 pyrit 11.06.06 at 5:11 pm

lauowolf – Sounds like you are merely wondering out loud but here’s my unsolicited advice: A common enemy can be a cure for aloofness, hostility. So, not another cat, instead, a puppy!

36 ceejoe 11.06.06 at 5:16 pm

lauowolf – And here is my unsolicited advice: If you end up with ten cats (like moi!), you’re bound to have some snugglers/groomers. Odds would be in your favor…
>^o.o^<

37 mofo 11.06.06 at 5:25 pm

the licked kitty’s (hmm, har har ? ) is in a weird “way”– is that an ear? etc.

38 winston & charlotte's mommy 11.06.06 at 5:30 pm

Pyrit, you made me LOL. That has to be the cutest dialogue I’ve ever read.

39 jaypo 11.06.06 at 5:42 pm

RedZ, you’re a hoot! ;-)

40 Redzilla 11.06.06 at 5:43 pm

There are some things you should be grateful for, Lauowolf. My two cats are sisters, from the same litter. As you’d expect, they’re not aloof from each other. They do cuddle and groom…sometimes. The rest of the time, they’re engage in that age-old sibling rivalry. So there’s biting and clawing and hissing and usurping the snuggle spot on Mommy, and stealing treats and just general love of creating havoc and terror for each other.

41 AmyH 11.06.06 at 5:47 pm

I only have one cat, so I get all the benefit of snorgling and cuddling. If I had another cat, I might have to share attention and I’m not ready to be that selfless. Elvis loves getting brushed, but thankfully he doesn’t feel the need to groom me.

42 Kcat 11.06.06 at 5:48 pm

Fatcat I looked at the picture on your bog earlier this week and wondered wy you didn’t submit it as there had already been talk of a new category. Yeah! And love the little pink tongue.

43 Kcat 11.06.06 at 5:49 pm

uh yeah – wy=why

44 tF 11.06.06 at 5:51 pm

I like the shiny-ness of their coats, and their young and fluffy, but not quite full-grown coat of fur looks. They look so cleeeeaaaaannnnn!!!!!!! :)

45 AlbertaGirl 11.06.06 at 5:53 pm

Hooray for leecking! Hooray for Leeckersons! Hooray for waffles!

46 Tiffany 11.06.06 at 6:31 pm

Great new category

47 Theo 11.06.06 at 6:34 pm

Words to live by, AlbertaGirl.

48 Paulette 11.06.06 at 6:36 pm

I personally was holding out for a “Snorgle McLickersons” CATagory. Sqweeeee!

49 Nater 11.06.06 at 6:37 pm

Chongrats on the nhew chategory!

50 Nater 11.06.06 at 6:38 pm

And they WILL CHAT!

51 ceejoe 11.06.06 at 6:57 pm

threadjack/
Is anyone else having trouble getting to The Daily Kitten today?
/end threadjack

52 Theo 11.06.06 at 7:02 pm

CeeJoe — yep. http://www.dailykitten.com/ appears to be completely offline right now.

53 ceejoe 11.06.06 at 7:03 pm

tanks, theo! Didn’t know if this annoying surfcontrol was blocking something else now…

54 Tammie 11.06.06 at 7:04 pm

Yes, I just tried to view The Daily Kitten and it was offline.

55 Tammie 11.06.06 at 7:05 pm

I love this photo! The ginger cat reminds me of my London, who passed away in May 05. I’m now ready for another cat and it has to be a ginger tabby.

56 Bridestein 11.06.06 at 7:14 pm

OMG! I have a cat named Maybe, also! We got her 15 years ago and weren’t sure we’d keep her, hence the name. However she never seemed to care for it much and so after a couple of years we actually had to lenthen her name to Maybelline which she likes much better. I’d be interested in knowing how this cat’s name came about.

57 Lizzy 11.06.06 at 7:23 pm

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!* *superglues eardrums back together*

58 lurkertype 11.06.06 at 8:20 pm

Thank you, Agent Bauer, for announcing this new category. I am certain it’s going to be quite an asset in our fight against bad people.

Fatcat’s picture is MADE for this category! Not just domestic animals leeeeck!

lauowolf, I feel your pain. We have nothing but grrr hiss growl chomp. I’m kind of missing the days of the one fluffy cuddly HRT — but of course TK is sooooo cuuuuuute. Try borrowing AmyH’s costume for a few days to see if you’re really ready to be a Crazy Cat Lady.

59 carolina 11.06.06 at 9:59 pm

Okay, I need to make a sound that’s somewhere between an “ow” and an “aw” – here goes: aowwwwwhhhh!!!! Why can’t my kitties love each other like that? My life would be so much nicer. “Why can’t they all just get along??”

60 Kim 11.06.06 at 10:20 pm

Heh, my two kitties like to groom each other… but only as the lead-in for Kitty Wrestlemania 2006!! I usually goes something like: “lick lick GLOMP rassle rassle THUMP rar!” And then one of them looks at me all “Mooooooooom!!” and the other one takes that nanosecond of distraction and WHOMP again. Not that I could be any help, because I’m always laughing too hard :)

61 Redzilla 11.06.06 at 10:22 pm

Exactly, Kim! Cat-Licking in my house always ends in GLOMPing.

62 Kim 11.06.06 at 10:27 pm

The BF was always a dog person but I think he is beginning to appreciate the entertainment potential of kittehs. I thought he was going to fall off the couch the first time he witnessed the “lick-GLOMP” combo…

I’m waiting for the cats and the dog to get comfortable enough to GLOMP each other. It’s only a matter of time.

63 Jan Spencer 11.06.06 at 11:29 pm

WAY TO GO CHRISTINA! COOL REWRITE OF WE WILL ROCK YOU! LOVE IT!

64 cowsharky 11.06.06 at 11:56 pm

My cats, Coyote and Clancy, are like this all the time. Except that when Coyote cleans Clancy (who’s very fluffy and longhaired), he ends up getting a mouthful of Clancy’s fur, and then pulls it out. Since Clance is uber fluffy, it doesn’t leave bald spots, but it does hurt. Then Mom or I yell at Coyote and he runs away. Lather, rinse, repeat. Other times they just go lick, lick, divebomb on other cat’s head.

65 ali 11.07.06 at 12:36 am

i agree with this category. AGREE!

66 Subhangi 11.07.06 at 3:45 am

Baroo? Can’t figure out grey kitty’s head…

[twisting and turning]

EEEEEEEEHN.

[back and neck precariously in yoga pose]

Ah. NOW we see it.

(We as in sis and I.)

67 Shep 11.07.06 at 9:09 am

Awww. I approve of this category. I hope everyone’s seen what may be the best “gee whiz, ma” picture the animal kingdom has to offer:

http://babyanimalz.com/images/babyleopard.jpg

68 patty 11.07.06 at 2:31 pm

Thank you, thank you, thank you (sung to the tune of badgersbadgers…)!!!
I visit this site every day, and you just keep making it better!
Big hug to the kittehs in the pic!

69 Tony James 11.07.06 at 5:18 pm

There appears to be a rash of kittie-cleanin’-kitties out there…
http://files.dogster.com/pix/cats/06/417506/417506_1162915639.jpg

70 Noelegy 11.08.06 at 8:44 pm

I have brother kitties that are 6 years old, and they are forever bathing and snorgling each other. Frequently, it turns into spats, but the cuteness more than makes up for it.

71 Andrea 11.08.06 at 9:07 pm

Dr. Phil was named basically for the reasons Redzilla said. It started as a joke and stuck. Maybe was named after a character on Arrested Development (though spelled differently). The photo is old so if you want to see how big Maybe is Dr. Phil has his own myspace page.
http://www.myspace.com/drphilthecat
thanks for all of the comments!!

72 Kaye 11.12.06 at 8:07 pm

I definitely think that the toddler licking the pig should be moved to this category. *nod*

73 Theo 11.12.06 at 8:23 pm

Kaye — totally! Done.

74 Adalia 12.09.06 at 2:57 am

If “I shall leeck you” is justifiably a category…

Then shouldn’t we also have a category containing all of the C.O.X.C.U.s?

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