Natalie Dee has it right

by Meg on November 19, 2006

They’re FDA-approved and a little squirmy, but that’s OK.
Hamsterimplants

Good work KHyde and Natalie Dee!

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11.19.06 at 2:41 am

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1 The Tick 11.19.06 at 2:43 am

Natalie Dee, the greatest evarrr!

2 MamaDawn 11.19.06 at 2:47 am

Are those hamsters in your pockets or…….

3 Theo 11.19.06 at 2:48 am

I haven’t checked yet, and I hesitate to ask, but which category…?

4 Theo 11.19.06 at 2:52 am

Oh and by the way: This is another one of those sublime internet crossovers. Natalie Dee is one of the MFBT people. Can we post that one on Friday?
;-)
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/021506/booze-time.jpg
(language not safe for work or tender ears)

5 A thinker 11.19.06 at 2:57 am

Umm, umm…

Yes. They would be cute. Practical–not so very.

6 elizabeth 11.19.06 at 2:58 am

aaahhh i luv natalie dee!

7 Lauri 11.19.06 at 3:19 am

OK. I had never heard of Natalie Dee….but, I think I LIKE her! ;)

MFBT an’ all.

Ok, an actual poTAto chip was stuck in my keyboard but I beat the heck out of it so I could still use the “space” key. Wool, how appropriate.

Anyway, gotta check out this N. Dee.

Space…space….

8 pyrit 11.19.06 at 3:20 am

Can I have 2 hamster implants, please, and 1 tummy duck.

9 Lauri 11.19.06 at 3:20 am

O’kay…..I also want to say that “squirmy” is a very good thing.

:D

10 Lauri 11.19.06 at 3:21 am

WooooooooHooooo, pyrit!!!

Me Two!!!

11 R. Moore 11.19.06 at 3:22 am

I’d totally go for it!

Nice timing, too, since the FDA recently lifted the ban on silicone implants, for those less inclined to rodents.

12 Lauri 11.19.06 at 3:24 am

Lol-ing, R. Moore,
I want the “squirmy” kind. ;)

13 AuntieMame 11.19.06 at 3:29 am

I would need giganto hammies like the one running in the film reel for it to be worth the bother, though…

14 Surfrock66 11.19.06 at 3:45 am

Hmm, where are all the people complaining about the sexual content now???

15 Peg of Tilling 11.19.06 at 3:50 am

Why, this looks like just the thing for colder weather.

16 Robert 11.19.06 at 4:00 am

My woman better have Hamplants…

17 pyrit 11.19.06 at 4:19 am

I still don’t know Victoria’s Secret but now we all know (singsong) Naaatalieee’s secret!

18 Denita TwoDragons 11.19.06 at 4:19 am

My goodness, as big as I am I don’t need hamplants–but a breast dog-mentation would be great! ^__^

*waiting for the local Punsters to pounce…*

–TwoDragons

19 Aubrey 11.19.06 at 4:32 am

That’s between you and your paws-metic surgeon, D2D.

20 Peg of Tilling 11.19.06 at 5:10 am

Just don’t go up more than a couple of pup-sizes…

21 AuntieMame 11.19.06 at 5:38 am

Sounds like D2D needs a re-dog-tion rather than a dog-mentation.

22 chet's momma 11.19.06 at 5:46 am

hee hee i love the pun-sters!

23 chet's momma 11.19.06 at 5:46 am

hee hee i love the pun-sters!

24 chet's momma 11.19.06 at 5:46 am

hee hee i love the pun-sters!

25 chet's momma 11.19.06 at 5:46 am

hee hee i love the pun-sters!

26 chet's momma 11.19.06 at 5:46 am

hee hee i love the pun-sters!

27 chet's momma 11.19.06 at 5:46 am

hee hee i love the pun-sters!

28 julia2 11.19.06 at 5:51 am

So wierd to come home and see this! This sounds awful, but a couple hours ago we were trying to get my old roommate to bellydance, and he thought shoulder shimmies would be easier if he had something to work with, but it’d have to be something heavy.. so we suggested a bra stuffed with bunnies.
Incidentally, his pet bunny (who cuddles quite well) has converted me to a bunny lover.

ok, end threadjack. :)

29 E. Collison 11.19.06 at 5:56 am

hee…. they remind me of Buttons and Buttons2 of making fiends fame.

Perhaps the lil’ hamsters will devour Natalie Dee! ;)

30 AlbertaGirl 11.19.06 at 6:58 am
31 TAJ 11.19.06 at 7:02 am

I LURVE Natalie Dee! Nice to see her getting some good publicity!

32 redbone 11.19.06 at 7:03 am

And you thought it was bad when the dog caught you two in bed. Try setting the mood while her boobs are staring at you with that apprehensive look.

33 ka9q's wife 11.19.06 at 7:12 am

I am not really into girls but i would snorgle those falsies.

34 ka9q's wife 11.19.06 at 7:12 am

I am not really into girls but i would snorgle those falsies.

35 ka9q's wife 11.19.06 at 7:12 am

I am not really into girls but i would snorgle those falsies.

36 ka9q's wife 11.19.06 at 7:12 am

I am not really into girls but i would snorgle those falsies.

37 ka9q's wife 11.19.06 at 7:12 am

I am not really into girls but i would snorgle those falsies.

38 ka9q's wife 11.19.06 at 7:12 am

I am not really into girls but i would snorgle those falsies.

39 Aubrey 11.19.06 at 8:16 am

You know, glancing at this post again, I thought it read ‘Hamster in pants’.

It’s late – I gotta go to bed.

(retires, still ruminating over ‘hammy panties’…Cute of the Loom?)

40 warrior rabbit 11.19.06 at 8:31 am

Heh. Actually, Aubrey, I thought the same thing…but we’re in the same time zone. I’d say it’s time for me to put these eyes (and brain) to bed, too.

41 Lex - Be 11.19.06 at 11:19 am

Lol!! excellent! Great idea Natalie! And great name found by Robert (“Hamplants” :^p ).

42 pyrit 11.19.06 at 1:42 pm

Here we have the poster child for:

Inaugmentation Day, 1-20-09
(April Fools day? Halloween? Groundhog Day maybe?)

43 Peg of Tilling 11.19.06 at 2:15 pm

I’d hate to en-corgi anyone to have some kind of ir-retriever-able surgery–perhaps there’s some kind of collie-gen injections? ’cause boys often make passes at girls who wear Lassies.

44 musicchick2 11.19.06 at 2:19 pm

Oh my goodness! The Natalie Dee Pudding illustration absolutely must be added as a regular feature of C.O. Well, whenever we don’t have enough advertising to fit the page and such. Oh and to the punsters? Props to your quick wit and verbal dexterity. *golf claps*

45 Renee 11.19.06 at 3:21 pm

I don’t know which is funnier, the hamster boobies or the punnies!!!!

46 Denita TwoDragons 11.19.06 at 3:30 pm

Ah, a re-dog-tion! Just what I need to turn my Great Danes back into sweater puppies! Though I fear the procedure would cost a LOT of kibble…*sigh*

–TwoDragons

47 Melina 11.19.06 at 3:44 pm

DTD, if you are physically suffering from those Danes, insurance may pay for a re-dog-tion, the theory being that it’s cheaper for them to pay for that than to pay for potential back surgery and etc as time goes on.

Sorry for the total thread-jacking…

I think Hamplants would be purrrr-fur-ctly wonderful!

48 Lauri 11.19.06 at 4:00 pm

Omg, you guys are GOOD!!!

Peg…punnilicious!

I suppose after the re-dog-tions, D2D, you would have Chi-ta-tas.

I dunno…you guys dun used up all the good puns.

49 Theo 11.19.06 at 4:04 pm

AlbertaGirl — good eye. Hmm. Gotta do SOMETHING with that.

And speaking for CO’s Boobless Minority, I just wish it to be known that bwaAAHAAHAAHAHAHAA[snort]AHAHAAA!!!!! [gasp] oh my my my…

50 chica con gatitas 11.19.06 at 4:29 pm

Fab. just FAB. The draring is veddy apropos. Totally. Utter serendip!

51 Amnesia 11.19.06 at 4:31 pm

Omg! Funny and cute. A deadly combo!!! :D

52 Aubrey 11.19.06 at 6:07 pm

Why do I hear Brahams being played in the background?

53 Lauri 11.19.06 at 6:15 pm

I think it’s really Mamms, Aubrey.

54 Martha in Washington 11.19.06 at 6:18 pm

I can’t keep my hubby’s hands outta my shirt now, just imagine if I had hamplants…I’d never get any rest. ;)

55 Lauri 11.19.06 at 6:19 pm

Oh, I thought you said you couldn’t keep your hubby’s Hams out of your shirt, Martha!

You know, I have GOT to get some of these teeshirts she has on her site. They are GREAT!

56 Aubrey 11.19.06 at 6:44 pm

Lauri:

Schu-mamm?
Chop-ham?

It’ll take a while before I get a Liszt together.

57 pyrit 11.19.06 at 7:13 pm

I hear Debusty.

58 pyrit 11.19.06 at 7:14 pm

…and Bra-hams Lullabooby.

59 Peg of Tilling 11.19.06 at 8:20 pm

…the Bra-ham-denburg Concertos?

60 ka9q's wife 11.19.06 at 8:46 pm

sure ya start with hamster implants…then you get so much attention that a few years later you decide to go bigger and you go back and get the guinea pig implants.
Stop the madness.

61 ka9q's wife 11.19.06 at 8:46 pm

sure ya start with hamster implants…then you get so much attention that a few years later you decide to go bigger and you go back and get the guinea pig implants.
Stop the madness.

62 ka9q's wife 11.19.06 at 8:46 pm

sure ya start with hamster implants…then you get so much attention that a few years later you decide to go bigger and you go back and get the guinea pig implants.
Stop the madness.

63 ka9q's wife 11.19.06 at 8:46 pm

sure ya start with hamster implants…then you get so much attention that a few years later you decide to go bigger and you go back and get the guinea pig implants.
Stop the madness.

64 ka9q's wife 11.19.06 at 8:46 pm

sure ya start with hamster implants…then you get so much attention that a few years later you decide to go bigger and you go back and get the guinea pig implants.
Stop the madness.

65 ka9q's wife 11.19.06 at 8:46 pm

sure ya start with hamster implants…then you get so much attention that a few years later you decide to go bigger and you go back and get the guinea pig implants.
Stop the madness.

66 Elizabeth 11.19.06 at 8:52 pm

*wipes the tears away*

Utterly hilarious.

E>

67 pyrit 11.19.06 at 9:07 pm

kw- I hear ya, Hon. Tehn, tehre’ll be no stoppin’ ‘em from teh Playtex Bunnies. Hoo Boy!

Elizabeth – Yes it is, udderly.

68 Lauri 11.19.06 at 10:50 pm

Ahhh, then they will have to market the Cross Your Ham bra, to lift and slepperate!

69 Aubrey 11.19.06 at 11:01 pm

Hey, quiet, you nutty nut-nuts, my favorite classical station is playing the bra-oque classics, and they’ve just began a rack-to-rack Tele-mamm/Ham-del hit parade!

70 Lauri 11.20.06 at 12:26 am

*simply snorting really loud!*

71 Sillygirl 11.20.06 at 2:35 am

WOW I don’t here anyone complaining like they did about the kitty and the rack picture….is it just something about pussy um cats?

72 pixie-stix 11.20.06 at 10:58 am

LOL @ the little hamster faces.

73 Chastity 11.20.06 at 7:36 pm

GREAT one !!!

74 Arvay 11.20.06 at 8:15 pm

This is horrible! Porn! I will never let my rabbits look at this site again!

75 2kittygirl 11.20.06 at 11:52 pm

Okay, sorry guys, but this whole racks thing here on C.O. is just wrong. What is it with you people? Please, gimmie a break…. seriusly, it’s not cute, and it’s not funny, and believe me, I have an execelent (and broad) sense of funny.

76 jaypo 11.21.06 at 2:55 am

She needs some electrolysis.

77 Theo 11.21.06 at 5:25 pm

2KittyGirl — what it is, with us people, is that we too are “just wrong”. Obviously.

Wheeeee!!!

78 Theo 11.21.06 at 5:26 pm

And Arvay, many thanks for pre-proving my point. Good gracious!

79 Arvay 11.21.06 at 5:46 pm

Teho, it’s difficult enough to raise kids in this day and age, I don’t want my rabbits exposed to this kind of p0rn! Particularly Mr. Grumphus Bumfus Bunn B. Doofus, who’se come such a long way since I picked him up! He was just a street urchin! Imagine, if I had not adopted him on time and put him through law school, he could have ended up a drug dealer or a pimp! I certainly don’t need to have him looking at offensive images such as this hamster panky!

80 Theo 11.21.06 at 5:49 pm


. . .

[even longer pause]

………..”hamster panky”???

81 Arvay 11.21.06 at 5:56 pm

I meant “who’s.” As in, “who has.” See what happens when you look at hamster panky? And I have a degree in English!

82 Theo 11.21.06 at 6:05 pm

Would that be your third degree?

83 Arvay 11.21.06 at 6:24 pm

My firstsecond. Simultaneous with my secondfirst.

But I have been given the third degree. How do you know my mother?

84 Theo 11.21.06 at 10:01 pm

I’d better not say.

85 Subhangi 11.23.06 at 4:13 pm

Stick figure pets-in-rack! Now THIS is cute.

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