GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

by Meg on November 9, 2006

You know how when you’re breezing thru thousands of email submissions and you suddenly start sreaming with delight? Well, that’s what happened with Greg H’s sumbishe below. You know what I mean. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Bokeee

For crying out loud, Greg. That’s potent shizzle.

{ 105 comments }

1 swarth 11.09.06 at 3:29 pm

OMG!!!! how freaking cute!!

2 TheLoveOfIsis 11.09.06 at 3:31 pm

Snorgliscious!

3 Theo 11.09.06 at 3:31 pm

Wow, Meg has been rendered spellbound. (And by this I mean her spelling has plotzed.)

4 karisma 11.09.06 at 3:33 pm

I want one for my desk!!! Squeeeeeeeeeee

5 Redzilla 11.09.06 at 3:33 pm

swayte jaysus this puppy has cooked my brain ow cant breathe cant find shift key either

turned meg into a basket case

6 Theo 11.09.06 at 3:35 pm

Looks like Meg’s not the only one, either.

7 Dawn 11.09.06 at 3:36 pm

AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEE!!!!! Everyone needs a desk pup!!!

8 Redzilla 11.09.06 at 3:37 pm

I had to click away, just to stop the sqeeeeeeeeeeing in my head. I click back and the PUPPEH IS CUTER THAN BEFORE!!!
Look at his little snoot–he has a heart-shaped nose! Plus he’s smiling. I can’t even talk about the ear flop.

9 Kim in PA 11.09.06 at 3:37 pm

I want one for my desk too!! Pocket size – just right. Kisses – XOXO

10 pyrit 11.09.06 at 3:38 pm

Cute Overload is the name
Cute Overload is the game.
Thank You Meg!

11 sarah 11.09.06 at 3:41 pm

sometimes I look at little animals and say “he looks like a little man!”

12 katherine 11.09.06 at 3:43 pm

AWWWW! I want one of those for my desk!

13 staticgirl 11.09.06 at 3:44 pm

Awww his ikkle smile…

14 jaypo 11.09.06 at 3:44 pm

Puppeh kerplunkitude. My head just went kerplunk.

15 Laurie C 11.09.06 at 3:46 pm

He looks like he’s being served up somewhere. Do fries go with that pup?

16 pyrit 11.09.06 at 3:47 pm

sarah, sarah, sarah.

17 daisycat 11.09.06 at 3:48 pm

I would much rather a bastit of dis puppeh than a bastit of breadsticks from Olive Garden. and I lof me some OG. Seriously.

18 Peg of Tilling 11.09.06 at 3:48 pm

I need put him on my Thanksgiving table so I can eats ‘im up. Pass the puppers please!

19 redbone 11.09.06 at 3:50 pm

He has such a humanish face! I just expect him to turn to the camera and ask in a really high-pitched voice if “we’re having pizza for supper?!”

20 Jorden 11.09.06 at 3:53 pm

Holy. Cow.
Yeeeeeee!

21 Alice 11.09.06 at 3:56 pm

Are he and that letter opener bunny part of a set?
Some supercute desk set? Is he the stamp moistener? He licks stamps for you?

22 SarahJanet 11.09.06 at 3:56 pm

What kind of dog is it? it has tiny ears!

23 katherine 11.09.06 at 3:57 pm

I just noticed she said “sumbische”. that’s not a nice thing to say about a puppy!
hee hee.

24 Viatrix 11.09.06 at 4:02 pm

Snoot! Redzilla said “snoot”! Yaaay! My family says “snoot” too :) And here we thought we were the only ones…Of course, we are totally biased towards Flat-coat snoots :P

I would love to plant a smooch right on his wee fuzzy little snoot…and on his fuzzy little ears, too. The wee ears, they kill me!

25 pyrit 11.09.06 at 4:02 pm

katherine – it could be a female puppy so sumbische s’ok.

26 Redzilla 11.09.06 at 4:05 pm

Yes, Alice, letter opener bun, and stamp moistener pup come packaged with the kitteh combo paper shredder/staple remover.

27 Ivonne 11.09.06 at 4:05 pm

I died when I saw it, Puppehs rock!!!!! and this one is certainly starting to give me an earworm!!!! ;) lofly!!!

28 pyrit 11.09.06 at 4:08 pm

A basket o’ Baked Alaska
A basket obasked Alaska
A backit o . . .

29 falnfenix 11.09.06 at 4:11 pm

the little itty bitty floppy earflops…omfg

*dies*

and the baaaaaaaasket!!!!!

*convulses*

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(that was the equivalent of a high-pitched girly squeal)

30 katherine 11.09.06 at 4:15 pm

actually, I guess all puppies are technically sumbishes now that I think about it…

31 Lauri 11.09.06 at 4:23 pm

LOL at all the cwaaaazy peeps….whatzizzz…..PUPPPPPEEEEEHHHHHH…..*poit-splat*

32 EliottM 11.09.06 at 4:25 pm

That picture doesn’t show scale. That’s actually a laundry basket. That puppy is HUGE.

33 katherine 11.09.06 at 4:28 pm

all male puppies, that is…

34 Theo 11.09.06 at 4:31 pm

FYI… “sumbishe” is actually a misspelling (trust me). It’s actually “submische” — which is Meg shorthand for “submission” or “submittal”. Dog’ll do that to ya.

35 Theo 11.09.06 at 4:32 pm
36 Renee 11.09.06 at 4:32 pm

oh dang…. I bow(wow) to your cuteness

37 katherine 11.09.06 at 4:32 pm

I know. I just thought it was funny.

38 Theo 11.09.06 at 4:34 pm

Well, it was.

39 pyrit 11.09.06 at 4:35 pm

Theo – so it was.

40 A thinker 11.09.06 at 4:36 pm

OK, now that the picture’s finally loaded, I can see what Meg’s all excited about. I lof the little ear flops on the rounded head and the pink nosicle.

(Also, no offense, but Meg’s spelling frequently plotzes…we lof her for it).

41 Theo 11.09.06 at 4:36 pm

World without end.

42 Redzilla 11.09.06 at 4:39 pm

Theo: the snow cone bun!!! I remember the first time I looked at that my head popped. Because I actually have one of those laundry baskets shaped like that–it’s like knee high. I thought that was a GIANT bun.

43 ella 11.09.06 at 4:41 pm

*sings*

there’s a puppy in my basket dear C.O dear C.O

44 TheLoveOfIsis 11.09.06 at 4:46 pm

On my desk is a puppers so fair,
In a basket of love for all to share.
With a dastardly cute heart-shaped snoot,
My work is doomed to sit and stew!

45 Michelle 11.09.06 at 4:58 pm

I wanna stuff hamsters in my mouth, and even the occasional kitten. But never a puppy ’til now. Sweet lil marshmallow peep pup.

::galgh::

46 Arvay 11.09.06 at 5:25 pm

I. Want. A. Dog.

Dammit, it’s SO unfair!

Waaaaahhhh

47 maggie 11.09.06 at 5:25 pm

Thi pup just MADE MY DAY =D

48 NebraskaErin 11.09.06 at 5:29 pm

The earflops are so cute, my retinas are burning!

The beanie baby pig on my computer is just no longer cute. I must now have a wee marshmallow pup. Yes. I think I shall ask for one for my birthday.

49 Julia 11.09.06 at 5:36 pm

I also say “snoot”. Yay!

This puppage exceeds my daily allowance of cuteness. I am going into cuteness-related shock. Unacceptable.

I am not normally an ear-obsessed person, but this photo has changed my life. Those ear flops are like perfect little triangular aperatifs! So snackable!

50 ceebs 11.09.06 at 5:42 pm

oh da little earses, the earses! the little foldy earses of ultra-proshness.

51 bseballgrl 11.09.06 at 5:49 pm

**In my best loony toon voice** “I shall love him and pet him and squeeze him and call him George!”

Ooohh the cuteness!! :)

52 enris 11.09.06 at 6:20 pm

Could people just stop using PNG for photos since it only adds 5-10x the filesize over JPEG for almost zero gain in quality. PNG is designed for images containing shapes, text, lines and JPEG exclusively for photos!

Homewer, he’s cute.

53 adam 11.09.06 at 6:33 pm

not even png dithering patterns can detract from the cuteness! (i think it’s dithered, anyway.) ph33r!

54 Mia 11.09.06 at 6:42 pm

Can I just say I’ve got a basket that looks just like that for my keys, and it’s about 4″ across? That’s got to be the leetlest guy I’ve ever seen…must be why his eyes look so sleepy, he’s brandy-new!!

55 Elizabeth 11.09.06 at 6:46 pm

Am I the only one who thinks that this pup isn’t cute at all?

56 Aubrey 11.09.06 at 6:47 pm

“A-tisket a-tasket
A puppeh in a basket
He’s on a desk
To take a rest
Just like we would ask it”

57 Golden 11.09.06 at 6:50 pm

Does fries come with that sumbische?

58 Lisa 11.09.06 at 7:02 pm

Ok now that was just too much!! I saw the picture and yelled out “Oh my god.. Awwww” and almost had a heartattack from the cuteness!!
Make it stop make it stop!

59 Redzilla 11.09.06 at 7:07 pm

Yes, Elizabeth, you are wandering in the barren wasteland alone. :o )

60 J. Bo 11.09.06 at 7:24 pm

THE EARSE! THE EARSE!

61 Diane N 11.09.06 at 7:34 pm

Whoa…

Theo cited me!

Whoa…

62 Bettymouse 11.09.06 at 7:37 pm

Oh, for the love of God! There’s no need for this much cuteness! It’s totally gratuitous…

63 Theo 11.09.06 at 8:05 pm

Diane N — heh. I’m tempted to go back & compile all the ambiguously-scaled photos.
“Cute… or giNORmous?”

Elizabeth — wha huh?? Baroo?

Adam — dithered? [squints at photo]
…all I see is background blurring, due to tight focus & large aperture. But yeah, I don’t miss the JPG artifacting.

64 kayte 11.09.06 at 8:19 pm

There once was a pup oh so cute,
That I wanted to smooch on his snoot.

65 Redzilla 11.09.06 at 8:30 pm

But alas what a shame
I am too lame
He was only on my compute…r

66 jaypo 11.09.06 at 8:46 pm

I want to beep his nose.

67 KatB 11.09.06 at 8:51 pm

The widdle pink and brown nose and snoot! (We say snoot too.)

68 elizabeth 11.09.06 at 9:52 pm

i want to hear the puppy bark! i bet it is a cute bark.

69 Doxie mommy 11.09.06 at 10:03 pm

A tisket, a tasket,
a little tiny puppeh
in a basket…

70 aprilmax 11.09.06 at 10:10 pm

Holy heck!!!

That’s a cute little doggy-pup!

I’m having chest pains, he’s so cute. Really, I can hardly stand it!

71 Maureen 11.09.06 at 10:11 pm

Someone pass a kitten please, I need a huff. I am having some sort of weird “I have a deadline I can’t meet” anxiety attack.

This site shores up my sanity. Not like my sanity’s way past saving, but…

72 Theo 11.09.06 at 10:13 pm

Maureen — will a basket-O-puppeh do?

73 Redzilla 11.09.06 at 10:37 pm

Snoot theory:
Snout isn’t as fun. If you say snout, you can’t really cutify it. It’s just snoooowt.

Snoot, though, you can purse your lips really small when you say it.

74 Viatrix 11.09.06 at 10:38 pm

Snoot-sayers of the world, unite! And celebrate by smooching a furry snoot near you :)

75 Theo 11.09.06 at 10:41 pm

“Schnoooooooot.”
[listens for giggling]

76 Arvay 11.09.06 at 10:43 pm
77 pyrit 11.09.06 at 10:46 pm

“McSnootsons”

78 lauowolf 11.09.06 at 10:57 pm

You know, this puppy could be half as cute and he’d *still* be outrageous.

79 Brak_Silverbone 11.09.06 at 11:16 pm

If this is the handbasket we’re all going to hell in… I’d happily ride along with this little fuzz-pup!

80 Nora 11.09.06 at 11:17 pm

His name MUST be half & half….Cause I’m drinking him UP! Too cute…

81 AuntieMame 11.10.06 at 12:15 am

I dunno, Redz, I think the word “snout” is kinda cute, too.

It just sounds so Lewis Carroll-y and Jabberwocky-y.

Snout! O frabjous day. Callooh! Callay!

82 jaypo 11.10.06 at 12:24 am

Arvay, those ratsnoots are so cute and she lubs dem so much. Warms my heart.

83 Maureen 11.10.06 at 12:35 am

/huffs a basket o’ puppehs.

/feels better

/snickers through “schnoooot”-pursed lips

84 Stevie 11.10.06 at 2:22 am

Precious, precious, PRECIOUS!!!!!!!

85 kcat 11.10.06 at 3:34 am

ok, so we have a bunny letter opener and a puppy paper weight – what else can we get for our desk?

86 musicchick2 11.10.06 at 3:39 am

Maybe I’m biased, but I just can’t put rats in the “cute” category. *shiver* Mr. Pupper McPuppersons, though, is the epitome of CUTE! *sigh*

87 Subhangi 11.10.06 at 4:21 am

Great. Now I’ve lost my hippocampus.

88 Theo 11.10.06 at 4:26 am

CANOPIC JAR IN AISLE S!

89 Redzilla 11.10.06 at 4:29 am

Yay for rat snoots! Thanks, Arvay.

Oh, and subhangi, I know where you can go to replace your hippocampus: Hippopotamidae University. Go team!

90 Cathryn Bauer 11.10.06 at 4:52 am

The ears; the EARS!!!!!

91 Viviana Lotti 11.10.06 at 10:43 am

Eeeeeaaooo! This pic brought our entire office to a standstill. It’s so cutably delish, human words can’t describe it without turning into a dollop of vanilla icecream with chocolate…you get the idea. I’m now completely unable to do anything. Ever again.

92 lauowolf 11.10.06 at 5:57 pm

Theo-
Canopic jar?
Is THAT what you’re using to contain toxic spam?

93 Theo 11.10.06 at 6:17 pm

No no, Luau — they hold the bits of sploded brains until such time as their owner reclaims.

94 Krystle 11.10.06 at 7:31 pm

Oh man….I can’t deal!!

*brain melts*

95 hrh.squeak 11.10.06 at 7:36 pm

All snoots are cute
And snouts, to boot
We love to view
A ‘tock or two
And nawm on ears
So give three cheers
For Meg and crew
Posts and comments too!

96 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 8:17 pm

(takes baton/puddin spoon from hrh.)

We’ve waited and waited
With breaths that are bated
But with no new post
From our lovely host
We still remain content
With posts aleady sent
And with comments without peer
We will have nothing to fear!

97 Clotypus 11.10.06 at 8:18 pm

That’s one delicious looking bread roll :)

98 Theo 11.10.06 at 8:24 pm

Every hour Meg doesn’t post is one hour closer to LLAMA LIPS….
[drums]
[drums in the deep]
[they are coming]

99 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 8:36 pm

(readies the bow-wow-itzer, the cat-apault and loads the hare-trigger pistol)

100 gina 11.10.06 at 8:44 pm

can’t…

stop…

looking…

at….

PUPPEH!.

it’s gotten to the point where at least it doesn’t hurt as much to look at him. Jeez – it’s like looking into the sun, innit? PUPPEH!

101 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 8:51 pm

Sun Spot?

102 carolina 11.10.06 at 9:42 pm

there is much to be said for a pink snuzzle such as this puppeh has, much indeed, and floppity flap earses!

103 tanya 11.13.06 at 5:52 pm

that is one of the reason’s why i would love to have a dog! ahhhhhhhhhhh!

104 rho dun dant 11.13.06 at 8:20 pm

lil twinkoo! He is very awesome because he looks so feeble and exhausted but has the endless good humor. I love hiiiiim!

105 Ms. Vegan McCartney 11.14.06 at 2:44 pm

Oh my! This little fella made my day! His face is just precious.

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