Fair warning

by Meg on November 9, 2006

I shall kees you.

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In the form of a GRANDÉ CHOMP!

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OOF, Kurtis H….

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Turtles
11.09.06 at 8:36 pm

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1 Teri 11.09.06 at 8:41 pm

Oh! Lovely colours! What kind of turtles/tortises are those?

2 Arvay 11.09.06 at 8:41 pm

Mmm… I love tortes. Lemon tortes.

3 ShelleyTambo 11.09.06 at 8:45 pm

Maybe turtle 2 is just the dentist turtle…

4 katherine 11.09.06 at 8:46 pm

I just want to say that I truly love how everytime I check back here there is something new and adorable to squee over!

5 jaypo 11.09.06 at 8:48 pm

Turtle jewels!

Turtle 1: does my breath smell like smelts?
Turtle 2: Lemme check…

6 NebraskaErin 11.09.06 at 8:50 pm

Ooh, pretty torties! That first one is sneaky sneaky…pretending to kees, then giving a grand chomp!

7 katerpie 11.09.06 at 8:50 pm

Turtacular!

8 Arvay 11.09.06 at 8:50 pm

Turtle 2 also looks like he’s going, “Dood. Brush your teef, already.”

Like Turtle 1’s got… halitortoise! HAH!

9 Redzilla 11.09.06 at 8:51 pm

The turtle equivalent of “Neener neener neener.”

10 Aubrey 11.09.06 at 8:52 pm

The one on the right seems kind of shy. Well, that’s what comes from leading a shell-tered life.

11 Golden 11.09.06 at 8:53 pm

*snort*
Arvay: Halitortoise…. good one.

I love turtles! Especially Brach’s.. the carmel..the peanuts.. yum

12 Meatcup 11.09.06 at 8:54 pm

I lerve frowny mcfrownypants squinty eyed anticipation turtle

13 Theo 11.09.06 at 9:00 pm

AAAAAAAAAARGHVAY!!

14 kar 11.09.06 at 9:01 pm

Weird. What is it about Turtle kisses/PDA that scares away all the fish?

Lookit the second pic. No fishies!

15 Mel 11.09.06 at 9:02 pm

I lof you. Kronshe.

16 Katie 11.09.06 at 9:02 pm

Uh-uh (Young Frankenstein voice). “No tongues!”

17 pyrit 11.09.06 at 9:04 pm

Turtle 1: “Whut did the li’l snail say when it rode on the turtle’s back?”
Turtle 2: “Dunno.”
Turtle 1: “Wheeeeeeeeeee.”

18 Paula 11.09.06 at 9:04 pm

Doesn’t the 1st one look like “she” has tiny eyelashes?

19 A thinker 11.09.06 at 9:09 pm

1st pic: Kissee: “Awwww…”
2nd pic: Kissee: “GAGH!”

Ze lofly colours, zey are making my heart melt.

20 :::add-mmm::: 11.09.06 at 9:12 pm

holy sh!t CO is on the ball today!

21 pyrit 11.09.06 at 9:22 pm

“Halitortoise” (rubbing eyes – reading again), oh wow Arvay oh wow. Tortie needs to gurgle with seapacol.

22 Mia 11.09.06 at 9:23 pm

Whoa, those colors are so spectacular, they don’t look real! I’m not saying they’re not real, I’m just saying…I don’t know what I’m saying…I’m dazzled by the beauty…

23 Theo 11.09.06 at 9:25 pm

Photos like this inspire generations of marine biologists.

24 K 11.09.06 at 9:30 pm

These are sea turtles … I’m not sure what kind.

They ARE very pretty — and the water looks extraordinarily blue — I wonder where these pics were taken?

25 paula 11.09.06 at 9:33 pm

Oh, if the pics weren’t enough to keeel me, the puns are! I love you all.

26 K A M 11.09.06 at 9:44 pm

You know, I’ve been fortunate enough to have some very special encounters with turtles, and they are really amazing creatures. I spent some time in Asia and the two times I went scuba diving, I had up-close encounters with huge sea turtles (they may look a bit ‘clunky’ on land, but they are amazing swimmers), I also had the the fortune to ’see off’ into the ocean a baby turtle that was born at a turtle hachery, a tiny lil thing, so beautiful! As if I wasn’t already turtle-blessed enough, I had a turtle FRIEND living in my temp yard who would literally come out of her bush and greet my when I came home.

Turtles are wonderful creatures. Really.

27 michellemybelle 11.09.06 at 10:05 pm

I think the big mouth is just because he’s a teenage boy turtle and is so swept up in the moment that he’s gonna plant a big ol’ sloppy kiss on the chicky turtle.

KAM: that’s wonderful – what great experiences!

28 daisycat 11.09.06 at 10:09 pm

I think this is really how it went:
PIC 1-
Toitle 1- “hey…look at this…what is that on my chin? Can you see it?”

Toitle 2- “yeah I see it…is that a PIMPLE?? I think IT IS!!! Can we get pimples?”

PIC 2-
Toitle 2- “BWHAHAHAHAHAHAABWHAHHAHAHAAHA!!!!!”
Toitle 1- (with look of disapproving annoyance) “not funny dood, not funny..”

29 Maria 11.09.06 at 10:14 pm

What are those things floating around in the background of the first pic? Snailio Iglesiases?

30 Arvay 11.09.06 at 10:16 pm

daisycat’s a genius!

31 Redzilla 11.09.06 at 10:26 pm

Turtle is being Nelson from the Simpsons: “HA HA.”

32 Trendi 11.09.06 at 10:49 pm

Turtle Turtle Turtle

33 Maggie 11.09.06 at 10:55 pm

My guess is Sipidan, off the coast of Borneo, based on the fact that it’s just crawling with turtles and the colour of the water, personally.

34 colpuz 11.09.06 at 11:16 pm

ooh funny the left chomping turtle in the bottom pic looks like it has eyelashes!!

35 Brak_Silverbone 11.09.06 at 11:20 pm

Not only do you have to love the turtle-love, but check out the beautiful colors in these photos!

Turtles are awesome.

36 Annie 11.09.06 at 11:20 pm

Woo Hoo.. a new image for my desktop. Beeyootiful torti (uh, tortoises?)

37 Driver B 11.09.06 at 11:31 pm

Isn’t it amazing how a leathery reptile can be so adorable?

Thanks for the awesome pics.

38 Tim 11.09.06 at 11:51 pm

See! I knew Finding Nemo was real! Those are the turtles from the movie! I swear…

39 okaasan59 11.09.06 at 11:53 pm

Paula, that’s just what I was thinking–that turtle has eyelashes!

40 Katie 11.09.06 at 11:53 pm

“Photos like this inspire generations of marine biologists.”

I resemble that remark, Theo!

These are green sea turtles. They’re the kind you see most often in photos, because they’re the species most likely to hang out in the same sorts of places as divers.

FYI: Tortoises are strictly land animals, so it’s unlikely they’d be found floating around a reef. Terrapins are freshwater turtles. And I’m sure I’m straining people’s tolerance for turtle trivia!

41 wolfwhocriedboy 11.09.06 at 11:54 pm

They look like Loggerhead Turts but… I’m not 100% on that one. I’d need a better look at the shell if anyone else would like a stab at it this is a good site: http://www.dec.state.ny.us/website/dfwmr/wildlife/endspec/loggfs.html

They are gorgeous whatever sp. they are. :)

42 wolfwhocriedboy 11.09.06 at 11:57 pm

There you go, Katie’s the expert. :)

43 jaypo 11.10.06 at 12:10 am

“What are those things floating around in the background of the first pic?”

They’re spots that have floated off the tortie’s heads.

44 jaypo 11.10.06 at 12:11 am

oops, “turties” not torties, since I don’t want Katie to think me don’t read comments. Which I didn’t…

45 Daisycat 11.10.06 at 12:13 am

Hey Katie…since you are the expert here…CAN toitles get pimples? just asking. :)

46 Mary 11.10.06 at 12:13 am

Now see, I had immediately assumed the photos were taken at some kind of aquarium…up close and clear clear water and so on. Taken “in the wild” would be really cool.
Wherever it was, those turtles are very cute and yes, definitely the one on the left has eyelashes. What a seductress!

(now some expert will tell me it’s a boy.. but I don’t care..still looks like a seductress to me)

47 AuntieMame 11.10.06 at 12:33 am

Looks like turkle #1 just told #2 a really dumb joke and is laughing in his face to convince him that it was really funny.

Sorta like the knee slapping otter a couple weeks ago.

48 Jadie 11.10.06 at 12:37 am

You know what? I don’t think those are the same two turtles. Check out the markings on Turtle #2’s head in the first pic and the second. They don’t match. :P

49 Katie 11.10.06 at 12:38 am

“Hey Katie…since you are the expert here…CAN toitles get pimples? just asking. :)

Hmm. Reptiles don’t have sebaceous glands, so technically no (and I envy them – I’ve got a nasty one on my chin right now!) but they CAN get barnacles!

“now some expert will tell me it’s a boy.. but I don’t care..still looks like a seductress to me”

No worries, Mary. I’d have to be a lot closer than this to tell you that!

I’m not sure about all this “expert” stuff, though. [blushing]

50 Jadie 11.10.06 at 12:38 am

You know what? I don’t think those are the same two turtles. Check out the markings on Turtle #2’s head in the first pic and the second. They don’t match. :P

51 fatal_fluffy 11.10.06 at 12:39 am

Hello everyone. This (http://www.flickr.com/photos/kim-chee/288910791/ ) is a loggerhead turtle (at least that’s what the sign said at the Georgia Aquarium). The markings on the turtle shells (carapace?) are different, so I don’t know if these cuties here are loggerheads. Anyone know if this a valid way to identify turtles?

52 Daisycat 11.10.06 at 1:05 am

jadie…I think eet doesn’t look like they match cause thee skeen ees streeeeetched out.. just saying.

53 lauowolf 11.10.06 at 1:36 am

Hey, at least I don’t get barnacles.
I am soooo cheered up by that.

54 pyrit 11.10.06 at 2:21 am

Will Turner: So how did Jack get off the island?

Mr. Gibbs: On the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed ‘em together and made a raft.

Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.

Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.

Will Turner: What did he use for rope?

Jack Sparrow: [from behind them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.

P-)

55 Renee 11.10.06 at 2:30 am

Maybe it is going to be a Fransch Kees?????

56 Villy 11.10.06 at 2:35 am

*squeals*

TURTLES!!!!!!!!

*faints*

57 Carrie 11.10.06 at 2:38 am

I love this picture. One of my favorite so far on the CO.

58 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 3:16 am

Renee – checking out pix #2, it looks like it’s about to become a kronshe kiss!

59 fridgedicebunny 11.10.06 at 3:28 am

I second the streeetched out comment… I can match up both turtles spot for spot. The first pic is just caught from below and the second is more head on.

60 Subhangi 11.10.06 at 4:27 am

Oooh, what gorgeous colours!!!

threadjack – does anyone else think Steve Leonard is dreamy? Le Sigh ….

(hint: Animal Planet’s “Ultimate Killers”)

/threadjack

61 AuntieMame 11.10.06 at 4:34 am

I don’t know who Steve Leonard is, but I used to have a crush on Nigel Marven. He’s doing a show about dinosaurs (with really crappy special fx).

62 anon 11.10.06 at 4:51 am

HAHAHAHA! In the second pic, the turtle being glomped has a total look of “oh god, here we go again…knock it off already”

63 Miss Jen 11.10.06 at 5:18 am

Turkle 1: This is driving me nuts, man, seriously.
Turkle 2: Don’t look at me, I told you that kelp looked sketchy.

Turkle 1: Look, could you just like… like grab it for me? C’mon man, it’s just stuck in my back teeth right where my tongue won’t reach. My flippers are too short man, help a bro out!
Turkle 2: I dunno, we’re really that close of friends, dude….

64 snusnu 11.10.06 at 5:37 am

Dude, Mr. Turtle is my father.

65 chet's momma 11.10.06 at 5:39 am

pyrit! seapacol????!!!!! ROFLMAO!

66 chet's momma 11.10.06 at 5:39 am

pyrit! seapacol????!!!!! ROFLMAO!

67 chet's momma 11.10.06 at 5:39 am

pyrit! seapacol????!!!!! ROFLMAO!

68 chet's momma 11.10.06 at 5:39 am

pyrit! seapacol????!!!!! ROFLMAO!

69 chet's momma 11.10.06 at 5:39 am

pyrit! seapacol????!!!!! ROFLMAO!

70 chet's momma 11.10.06 at 5:39 am

pyrit! seapacol????!!!!! ROFLMAO!

71 lauowolf 11.10.06 at 6:31 am

Yikes, it’s spreading!
Theo?
More cans.

72 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 6:48 am

Sweet mercy – it’s like an episode from the X Files! Has the format for alien DNA finally been discovered – on CO?

73 Laurie C 11.10.06 at 12:38 pm

I scuba’d in Hawaii, on Maui, and saw sea turtles. Tried to follow them (from a safe distance) and it was like they were flying. Transcendent moment.

74 pyrit 11.10.06 at 12:44 pm

Theo – you might need CHOP sticks too.

75 pyrit 11.10.06 at 1:35 pm

Or chomp sticks! Hee.

76 Redzilla 11.10.06 at 2:29 pm

Wow, LC, that sounds awesome. Kind of like penguins–super awkward on land, but amazing fast and agile under water. *sigh* I lof dese turkles.

77 Evangeline's Staff 11.10.06 at 3:14 pm

Turtle Loff – it is to laugh! They are a-dorabobble and romantical and I am lawvingk on them.

78 Evangeline's Staff 11.10.06 at 3:14 pm

Turtle Loff – it is to laugh! They are a-dorabobble and romantical and I am lawvingk on them.

79 Evangeline's Staff 11.10.06 at 3:14 pm

Turtle Loff – it is to laugh! They are a-dorabobble and romantical and I am lawvingk on them.

80 Evangeline's Staff 11.10.06 at 3:14 pm

Turtle Loff – it is to laugh! They are a-dorabobble and romantical and I am lawvingk on them.

81 Evangeline's Staff 11.10.06 at 3:14 pm

Turtle Loff – it is to laugh! They are a-dorabobble and romantical and I am lawvingk on them.

82 Evangeline's Staff 11.10.06 at 3:14 pm

Turtle Loff – it is to laugh! They are a-dorabobble and romantical and I am lawvingk on them.

83 pyrit 11.10.06 at 3:29 pm

Good morning. I’m busy here, deep frying home made doughnuts and checking CO. As I’m looking at the balls of dough cooking I see turtles! The dough cooks into the same cracked pattern as the turtle’s markings and the sticky trails of dough here and there are the flippers and head and tail. And they even swim around a little.

84 A thinker 11.10.06 at 3:41 pm

I believe a CO party needs to congregate at pyrit’s. Stat. Homemade donuts sounds better than pudding to me…

85 Redzilla 11.10.06 at 4:00 pm

Mmmmm…turtle donuts….

86 pyrit 11.10.06 at 4:13 pm

Aye! Doughnuts all around. It’s BYOP, bring yer own puddin’ if ye prefer. And BYOC, Bring yer own catapult…

87 jaypo 11.10.06 at 4:18 pm

PYRIT!! me wants a bite o’donut…pweeeease!?

88 pyrit 11.10.06 at 4:25 pm

Redz, I’ll make a ratsnoot shaped doughnut for you.

89 Theo 11.10.06 at 4:26 pm

d00dz… why compromise? Let’s make FILLED donuts!

90 A thinker 11.10.06 at 4:29 pm

*Puddin’* filled donuts, T?

91 jaypo 11.10.06 at 4:35 pm

Thinkie, you genius you.

92 A thinker 11.10.06 at 4:36 pm

‘Tonly seemed fitting, jaypo.

93 pyrit 11.10.06 at 4:38 pm

Lessee, some of these doughnuts didn’t quite cook through and are a leetle bit puddin-ish in the middle . . . I was savin’ ‘em for catapultin’. Doink-splat.

94 Theo 11.10.06 at 4:48 pm

‘zackly my idea. Puddins in teh middlins.
Hey, can anyone make espresso truffles?

95 Theo 11.10.06 at 4:53 pm

FYI, on the topic of “Fair Warnings” — if there’s no new Meg postings today, I’m-a post me some CROONING LLAMA LIPS tomorrow. Gottit?

96 katejones 11.10.06 at 4:59 pm

ok, I’m 6 mo pregnant here and now I have to leave to work in search of a fresh donught…CO once again kills my productivity. :)

They’re def. green sea turtles: http://www.nmfs.noaa.gov/pr/species/turtles/green_photos.htm

97 Redzilla 11.10.06 at 4:59 pm

Rat Snoot Puddin Donuts, New from Hostess!

Llama Lips
Llama Lips
Llama Lips

98 Redzilla 11.10.06 at 5:00 pm

No way, kate jones!!
Is that second turtle on your link doing the cat loaf on the ocean floor?

99 A thinker 11.10.06 at 5:10 pm

Redz, that is definitely Turkle Cat Loaf. Tres cute!

And T, I wanna see Crooning Llama Lips–pwease?!

100 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 5:28 pm

T. – espresso truffles? Can do. But I warn you – the smaller the object, the fiercer the velocity. I have a truffle-launcher here (looks to the right, proudly), the creation of a certain Landgraf von Chowitzer, that can pepper you with truffles as if they were grapeshot.

101 Peg of Tilling 11.10.06 at 5:34 pm

Turkle pix: paddle tuckage!

Which reminds me, if any of you all get a chance to see the IMAX movie Deep See (narrated by Johnny Depp and Kate Winslet), do go–much undersea beauty and plenty of briny squee-ing action. Also a script that doesn’t make your ears hurt, like many IMAX movies.

Truffles, Theo? for throwin’ or for eatin’?

102 pyrit 11.10.06 at 5:34 pm

Don’t get me started on the waiting for the new photos thing again. (pushing Theo, go’head-go’head, nudge-nudge, go for it.) I can’t do the schtick again – nobody get’s it. MEG!

103 Theo 11.10.06 at 5:34 pm

As if you’d waste truffles that way, Aubrey.
As IF.

104 Theo 11.10.06 at 5:38 pm

Pyrit — two things:
1) It’s Meg’s deal. I’m just the backup/mod guy.
2) The llama pix are at home on Big Green, which is currently disconnected (renovations).

105 pyrit 11.10.06 at 5:41 pm

PofT – Johnny Depp?!
“Interesting.”
“Obviously, you’ve never been to Singapore.”
“Today is the day you will always remember as the day you *almost* caught Capt. Jack Spar-wooaaahh!”
“Savvy?”
“Where’s thump-thump?”
“I’ve got a jar of dirt!”
“Allo Beastie.”
(Did I say that out loud? Sorry)

106 jaypo 11.10.06 at 5:55 pm

/threadjack
how come vox tells me I can’t upload a picture to my page? I’ve changed it from bmp to jpg and back again. It’s saved in My Docs. What’s WRONG with me?!! Why is nothing easy on that d*mn page..?!?? [starts to cry]
//end ot tj

107 jaypo 11.10.06 at 5:56 pm

I want to come out and play and Computer won’t let me!!

108 nora 11.10.06 at 5:58 pm

These kissing turtles make me want to take a dive trip somewhere tropical perhaps to the Flower Gardens off the Texas Coast. [ goes to second monitor for travel search ]

109 Theo 11.10.06 at 6:14 pm

Jaypo — hard sayin’, not knowin’… but what size is this BMP/JPG/BMP of yours, in MB?

110 michellemybelle 11.10.06 at 6:20 pm

Truffles are dangerous to the eyeballs – they’re the perfect size to blind someone in a haze of chocolatey, delicious evil!

111 Peg of Tilling 11.10.06 at 6:24 pm

Pyrit, don’t forget:

*smak* “I may have deserved that.”

The narration was Serious Environmental Johnny Depp not Pirate Keith Richards Johnny Depp, but the photography made up for it. Even the sea urchins were pretty (though you could lose an eye snorgling ‘em).

Yeast donuts or cake donuts?

112 Mary 11.10.06 at 6:25 pm

Sorry, I am also of the opinion that photo 1 and photo 2 have a total of 4 different turkles.. I can’t match up the spots even taking into account the stretching or other factors. Not that it matters, the photos are wonderful no matter who the star is.

I’m just sayin.

113 nora 11.10.06 at 6:27 pm

Cake Donuts are best.

114 Peg of Tilling 11.10.06 at 6:30 pm

Is the file a bitmap or jpg, jaypo? Does the filename end in .jpg or .bmp? If not, try renaming it, just add the right extension to the filename on your desktop.

115 pyrit 11.10.06 at 6:33 pm

Theo — Two things:
1. You are more than *just* anything.
2. You have a llama at home named Big Green?

116 Theo 11.10.06 at 6:37 pm

Jaypo — MS Paint?? People still use that? (…people EVER used that??)

OK… with the JPG version of your pic, did you save the actual “.jpg” suffix in the filename? Dunno if MS Paint is smart enough to do that automagically.

117 Theo 11.10.06 at 6:38 pm

AAAURGH! TIME WARP!!

118 Peg of Tilling 11.10.06 at 6:41 pm

Time warp: it’s just a jump to the left…

119 Theo 11.10.06 at 6:42 pm

Looks like it’s got you too, Peg. Er… J-Peg? It’s just a BMP to the left…

120 J-Peg of Tilling 11.10.06 at 6:46 pm

Excuse me while I step to the right.

121 Theo 11.10.06 at 6:58 pm

Pyrit — these are from when Big Green was still under construction:
http://www.squidgrid.com/images/bg_partial_side.jpg
http://www.squidgrid.com/images/bg_partial_lit.jpg

It’s basically a dual-Opteron server, tricked up to be a gamer’s rig. Runs WinXP 64-Bit Edition.
No llamas here. (OOORGLE!!)

122 pyrit 11.10.06 at 7:07 pm

Theo – Big Green sure is! I don’t see any llama lips on there.

123 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 7:15 pm

I’m in a zone, T. I can cook ‘em as fast as I can fling ‘em.

124 AmyH 11.10.06 at 7:24 pm

Is that a flux capacitor on that big glowing green contraption? Sweet!

125 jaypo 11.10.06 at 7:25 pm

960 KB, teho. It might be because I drew it in MS Paint. Publisher and Adobe don’t recognize it either. I didn’t think that would matter. Oh well…it was for you guys too. :-(

126 Laurie C 11.10.06 at 7:34 pm

Teho, it looks like something that abducts people out of cornfields. When they come back, all they can say is “It was BIG! And it was GREEN!”

127 A thinker 11.10.06 at 7:45 pm

Kewl, Teho.

And jaypo, I wants to see your drawing. Keep trying!

128 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 8:11 pm

JP – T. has a server that looks like it’s been slimed and it scared me. I need art for comfort. I second the thinkster – keep trying!

129 Theo 11.10.06 at 8:15 pm

[snicker]
AmyH — Exactly! They’re only $20 at Spencer’s and come in three colors, too.

Powered by YEEM™

130 pyrit 11.10.06 at 8:23 pm

(Stepping up to the mic, “While we eagerly await jaypo’s masterpiece I offer a leetle poeeem”):

Happy Veteran’s Day

I hope all the Veterans get a break
While we have a world of peace to make.

And Happy Pet-erans Day, Peeps,
Hope you got some extra sleeps.

Or Happy Veterinarian’s Day.
Celebrate with a neuter or spay!

(“Theo, jaypo, how’s the automagic going? Do you need more time?”)

131 A thinker 11.10.06 at 8:37 pm

Question: why don’t people here in America wear poppies for Veteran’s Day? I would like to start it as a custom.

132 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 8:41 pm

Beautiful, pyrit. I always put a handful of poppies in my doorway’s ‘go-to-hell’ window. The poem would do nicely too.

Ah, the stories of the fighting at Furr-dun trouble me still.

133 Peg of Tilling 11.10.06 at 8:45 pm

Back when I was young [sits in rocking chair, pulls on a shawl] veteran’s groups would be out around Veteran’s Day selling little silk poppies for pocket change…any o’ you young whippersnappers out there seen that lately?

Heard on the radio today (speaking of poppies) that you can count the number of living WWI vets on your fingers, and the youngest is 106.

134 AmyH 11.10.06 at 8:47 pm

I remember red fake poppies from when I was younger. Was that for Veteran’s Day? Or from the Hare Krishna’s? Seriously – it’s a hazy memory (and not because of any Hare Krishna experiences).

Theo – lurve the flux capacitor. I may have to get one for the Silver Lemon (aka my @#$% Jetta). Maybe it would help, couldn’t possibly hurt.

135 AmyH 11.10.06 at 8:49 pm

Thanks, Peg, you answered my question before I was finished asking. I thought that was the case, with veterans selling the poppies. Not that there were a lot of Hare Krishnas running around Michigan farm country.

136 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 8:50 pm

Thinker, speaking strictly in terms of World War I, where the poppy ‘tradition’ began I suppose, I believe because America was involved in World War I for less than a year, there is no ‘Flanders Fields’, or ‘lest we forget’ ethos going on here. We have no listings of the names of the ‘glorious dead’ and we don’t have a Cenotaph. This changed with subsequent wars, of course.

Peg, I had a pen pal who was a WWI vet. He was a Kiwi, and died months before his 99th birthday. He was one of the oldest vets in New Zealand at the time.

137 Theo 11.10.06 at 8:55 pm

“Silver Lemon” — Ha! I have a ‘99 New Beetle. Guess what color (and, y’know, shape).

138 Laurie C 11.10.06 at 9:04 pm

Here in the Great White North, we even have the “In Flanders Fields poem” on our 10-dollar bill. And there was a poppy quarter introduced last year, with a red-painted poppy on it, too.

(Our five-dollar bill has an excerpt from a children’s story about playing hockey.)

139 AmyH 11.10.06 at 9:06 pm

LC – does your $50 bill still feature the Mounties?

140 daisycat 11.10.06 at 9:10 pm

ok, maybe I am stoopid, or just not well versed in all things door….but Aubrey, what may i ask is a “go to hell” window? Cause it sounds like I need one and I would like to know what I am lookin for when I go to buy one. *snickering*

141 Laurie C 11.10.06 at 9:17 pm

AmyH, indeed it does. Even though Disney is now in charge of their trademark. I guess they still let us use it.

142 Redzilla 11.10.06 at 9:20 pm

Speaking of flux capacitors, you gotta go visit Arvay’s site and read her e-mail exchange with a guy looking to buy parts for his time machine. Oh, and look at a few rat snoots along the way.

143 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 9:22 pm

Daisy:

Gosh door-n it, I was being vague..again!

My apartment was built in 1919, so it has some interesting things. A “gth” window is the little window in your front door, which itself opens and closes like a little door. Through this you can see who has come a-knocking, or a-ringing. If you don’t like the looks of that person, you say ‘go to hell!’ and slam the little window shut!

144 bunnajenny 11.10.06 at 9:22 pm

My Canadian alma mater sent me a silk poppy in the mail, which I thought was lovely.

WAMU(88.5)in the DC area is broadcasting the WWI Living History Project tomorrow at 11am. It’s hosted by Walter Cronkite, who is talking with 12 vetrans who range in age from 105 to 115.

http://www.wamu.org/programs/special/06/wwi_living_history_project.php

So tempted to rename Walter Cronkite as Walter Kronsche-kite. slaps self.

145 Redzilla 11.10.06 at 9:22 pm

Her link is a bit dinked, so here’s the direct link to hi-larity.
http://www.angelfire.com/geek/arvay/timetravel.html

146 AmyH 11.10.06 at 9:24 pm

Disney owns the rights to teh RMC?!? How very benevolent of Teh Mouse to continue letting Canada use a symbol of its national identity. Usually they are quite nasty about trademark infringement. For example, it wouldn’t be a surprise if they bought your maple leaf and then cut down all the trees they didn’t themselves own.

147 A thinker 11.10.06 at 9:29 pm

Aubrey, that explanation makes sense. Thanks.

I’m also guessing that because wearing the poppy is originally a British tradition, that’s why they do it in Canada but not here in the States. I’m rebelliously wearing a poppy pin this week anyway–I miss buying them and having them drop off randomly every other minute :)

148 katherine 11.10.06 at 9:34 pm

re: the arvay links: ummmmm….. whoaaaahhhh. how come I never get cool spam like that? and how come I would never be clever enough to respond like that?

149 Laurie C 11.10.06 at 9:34 pm

thinkie, I think we’re also attached to the poppy thing because a Canadian wrote “In Flanders Fields”.

But as you’ve noted, the poppies often don’t stay attached to *us*.

150 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 9:41 pm

Does anyone here celebrate A.N.Z.A.C. Day?

LC, I have the sheet music! I collect WWI ephemera – I’ll have WWI postcards scanned on my blog later today.

151 A thinker 11.10.06 at 9:43 pm

Laurie C, I always suspected that the non-attached poppies was a scheme to get people to buy more.

And I was right–there was an article in the Toronto Star this week where somebody basically admitted as much (could probably find the link if I tried hard enough).

152 AlbertaGirl 11.10.06 at 9:46 pm

I find it very odd that poppies are not commonly worn in the US. Here in the frozen north, not wearing a poppy during the week preceding Remembrance Day is on about the same level as giving cigarettes to school children. Lose your poppy (or don’t buy one at all), and you risk withering glares and whispered comments from those around you. (Checks to see if poppy is still attached to coat.)

153 Laurie C 11.10.06 at 9:56 pm

I saw that article about the poppies, too. I don’t think they admitted they were *meant* to fall off, just that it costs too much to design them *not* to fall off, and well, it was an unintended benefit to the veterans if people did have to buy more, so they weren’t going to feel bad about it. Good for them.

154 AmyH 11.10.06 at 10:01 pm

I now have poppy envy. I feel like a horrible person for not having my poppy. :-(

WWII story – A Canadian farmer arranged to buy a cow from my mom’s parents during wartime. They met at Port Huron (US)/Sarnia (CAN) under the watchful eyes of the US and Canadian boarder officials. While Gramps was conducting business, my grandmother was slipping the farmer’s wife sugar, flour and other rationed supplies when the officials weren’t looking.

155 lurkertype 11.10.06 at 10:02 pm

Arvay, that was beyond brilliant! Light-years past funny.

I used to see old VFW guys selling poppies outside my post office. They haven’t done it lately — p’raps they’ve all passed away? :(

156 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 10:06 pm
157 jaypo 11.10.06 at 10:09 pm

Last year when a group of little old WW II vets had a parade in town to celebrate Vets Day, a group of “liberal” protestors harangued and heckled them. They should be ashamed of themselves. If you wore poppies, they’d probably try to start an argument with you.

158 michellemybelle 11.10.06 at 10:15 pm

My mom’s birthday is 11/11, so when I was little I thought the parades were for her.

Since then, I’ve learned that my grandfather and Ira Gerswhin were bunkmates, and my great-uncle was gassed with mustard gas in WWI. He lived until his early 90s, but was scary skinny all his life due to the gassing.

My mom has all sorts of neat pictures that the two of them took while they were station in Europe, but my prized possession is a letter from King George to my grandmother thanking her for allowing my grandfather to serve in the Army and defend England. It’s just cool as hell.

159 AmyH 11.10.06 at 10:18 pm

Super cool, MMB! Thanks for sharing!

160 Redzilla 11.10.06 at 10:22 pm

Yeah, the VFW is getting a bit sparse, and young veterans like my husband aren’t comfortable joining, because our last few wars haven’t been quite the feel-good experiences that WW2 was.

And WWI, wow, those guys are old, and then so many didn’t make it home. My great-grandfather and his brother fought. His brother Ogden fought at Belleau Wood, the only member of his unit to survive. Came home and hung himself in the barn at the age of 22.

161 Lillith 11.10.06 at 10:28 pm

Those protesters weren’t liberal they were just agitating jerks who wanted to start trouble. Sorry had to get that off my chest.

My grandpa was a member of the VFW and he was so proud of it. And my great uncle (grandmother’s brother) was a Marine commander and Tyrone Power was in his unit. I always thought that was cool.

162 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 10:35 pm

Oh God, Redz, how awful! Belleau Wood was a terrifying battle. I’m not quite sure, but I think it was in ‘The Grand Illusion’ where the director made the American soldiers advance at a steady pace, in time to a drumbeat in the distance, because that was the rhythm of advance he remembered from Belleau Wood.

My Grandfather fought at the Battle of the Piave River in 1918. I have a photo of him from that time, age 17, in his traditional uniform: tunic, beret, feather and all.

163 jaypo 11.10.06 at 10:45 pm

I hear ya, Lilith. Got they heads up they butts.

My dad fought in WWII, and he’s so proud of his time in the Navy, South Pacific, Leyte Gulf. His hat has his ship’s name on it and he wears it everywhere. He’s 85.

RedZ, that’s so very sad. “The Grand Illusion”–one of the greatest movies of all time.

164 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 10:56 pm

JP, my dad was a sailor in the South Pacific too. He’s consulted maps and timelines and believes that if an alert was immediately sent out to save the USS Indianapolis, his ship would have been redirected to rescue the survivors.

165 Stooges Woman :-) 11.10.06 at 10:57 pm

Um, God bless the vets (my late grandpa served alongside a certain Harry S Truman during WWI), and up with poppies, and all that – but I must admit I’m kinda confused about how we got from turtles to poppies. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! I’m just sayin’. (2 stale pop culture cliches in a row = *really* confused)

166 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 11:07 pm

(puts away scrapbook, pushes away empty puddin bowl)

Stooges, pyrit contributed a Veteran’s Day poem to tide us over until a new posts wafts its way over here. And the peeps took the thread and ran with it.

167 jaypo 11.10.06 at 11:16 pm

Check out Martin & Louise on DailyKitten.

And Luna on Baruchito. Lavi loooofs those hammies. They’s lucky lil fellers.

168 Mary 11.10.06 at 11:28 pm

And that’s the almost best part (after cute pictures of kittehs, buns, turkles et al) about this site is that you *can* come in looking for cute pix of puppehs.. and instead learn about people’s family experience in WW* …. too cool.

169 lauowolf 11.10.06 at 11:35 pm

The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray,
Though she feels she’s in a play, she is anyway….

I always thought it was just a British thing, and came from the poem.

In Flander’s fields the poppies grow,
Between the crosses row on row
That mark our place….
(And so on. I had to memorize this in 8th grade. He was a rather odd teacher.)

Stooge’s Woman–We could try feeding poppies to the turtles, to make a logical transition.

(If I can think of something really obnoxious to say, d’ya think Aubrey would pelt me with truffles?
Please, please??)

170 Aubrey 11.10.06 at 11:59 pm

“…and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.”

Sure we could feed the poppies to the turtles, but it would make them sleeeeeeeeeep…

And I have the truffle trebuchet locked and loaded, lauowolf, just in case…

171 Maureen 11.11.06 at 12:33 am

I cannot read “Flanders Fields” without crying. Even when we had to learn it in school, year after year, I would be a big ball of cry baby by the end of it.

And, to ship in on the detaching poppy conundrum: the lovely man from whom I bought my poppy pinned it to my lapel (man, I’m getting all emo just thinking about it) made sure that it got woven in and out of the material, so it won’t come out (and hasn’t yet!).

172 E. Collison 11.11.06 at 12:43 am

Oh, I’m awfully late here (like Alice’s White Rabbit), but to put in my 0.02 on the poppies:

The short answer is that wearing them (mostly silk ones, as Aubrey mentioned) used to be pretty common here in the US. My thought is that most everyone over un certain age knows “In Flanders fields…,” too.

In fact, I had no real idea that either of these things were passé in these parts – living in the D.C. area for so long, where there were plenty of reminders of fallen servicemen, including WW I vets.

Lerve de tvrtles, teugh.

173 E. Collison 11.11.06 at 12:45 am

OTOH, my grandparents stayed in the habit of referring to Nov. 11th as “Armistice Day” for a long, long time…

174 Aubrey 11.11.06 at 12:47 am

Eric Bogle’s ‘And The Band Played Waltzing Matilda’ makes me bawl like a child, myself.

I’ll be out of town on the 11th, so I’m putting the silk poppies in my ‘g.t.h.’ window tonight.

175 E. Collison 11.11.06 at 12:54 am

Yes, Aubrey, that *is* a sad song. I know it from June Tabor’s interpretation (on Airs and Graces).

And I like the name Remembrance Day – seems more fitting, somehow.

176 Redzilla 11.11.06 at 1:13 am

EC, that’s what I grew up calling it. As little as ten years ago in my tiny hometown in Kansas, the poppies were still handmade of paper and the little ribbon that came with them said, “On this day we remember their sacrifice.”

Mmmmm…Daily Kitten. Wonder where I could get me some llama lips?

177 Amie 11.11.06 at 1:19 am

Ooo.
In seventh grade, (I’m now in the ninth-weird, eh?) we didn’t recite In Flander’s Fields, we sang it. It came out beautifully.

178 E. Collison 11.11.06 at 1:20 am

RedZ, I didn’t encounter the term “Remembrance Day” until I lived close to the Ontario border. (I’m from PA, BTW.)

it was either Veterans’ Day or Armistice Day here, when I was growing up, at least.

179 Maureen 11.11.06 at 2:12 am

I will agree that, when faced with the choices between armistice, veterans, and remebrance, I’ll choose remembrance as the theme for the day.

Armistice celebrates the end of a war… but isn’t there always a new one?

I have no negative opinion on the word or concept of a veteran, but I like “remembrance” because
I think of more than just the people who fought in any war or conflict, I think of the people at home who supported them, none of which are “veterans” in the strictest meaning of the word.

Dear lord, someone please pass me a circle o’ puppehs, I need a huff—STAT!!

180 lauowolf 11.11.06 at 2:55 am

Maureen–
I think you’ve figured out what that circle of puppies was for.
There’s times you need more than just a kitten.

181 Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 11.11.06 at 3:04 am

Duuude… these are turtley awesome pics!!

182 pyrit 11.11.06 at 3:26 am

I think the Veterans-Remembrance-Armistice Day conversation posted above ranks right up with the poems and songs mentioned within. (low sweeping bow.)

183 A thinker 11.11.06 at 3:28 am

Stooges Woman, I think the poppies discussion was my fault. I think it is such a nice custom and I really miss it here in the States :(

184 michellemybelle 11.11.06 at 3:35 am

The VFW back home is kind of a big deal, but I think that’s mostly because it has a golf course. Both of my sisters used to work there, in fact, that’s where one of my sisters met her hubby – he was in Vietnam. We used to go there quite often for family dinners – the cooks were little old ladies that made the best food. Oddly enough though, the women in my family could join the Ladies’ Auxilliary, but my dad – who was in the Navy in WWII – was just a guest as he actually didn’t go overseas. Apparently being a woman relative of a soldier that did make it over was okay though (anything to bring in the ladies!). If I was back home, I’d join up. The VFWs here in the city are odd little places.

Reading all the stories is really interesting – we’ve got a good little group here :)

185 bunnajenny 11.11.06 at 5:16 am

Aubes, I’ve been known to commemorate ANZAC day during my Australian identity phase. It’s as solemn as Remembrance Day but with something much more raw…that loss of innocence thing, is just heartbreaking. “And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda…” combined with a screening of Gallipoli and I’m a blubbering mess.

A very good book on the human element of WWI is Vera Brittain’s “Testament of Youth.”

The last person to serve in an active war zone in the bunna family was my great-uncle, he was a bicycle messenger on the front lines during WWI in France. He survived the war only to die of the Spanish flu while waiting to return to England.

186 E. Collison 11.11.06 at 5:41 am

Maureen, of course! “Armistice” is very WWI-specific, and not about those who died. But “Remembrance” is pretty all-encompassing…

a thinker, I used to be made to wear fake poppies (sold by VFW members) whether I liked it or not! (My mom said I had to, and that was that.)

I believe that things began to change after Vietnam vets started coming home – the times and mood were so different than post-WWII, or even Korea….

187 A thinker 11.11.06 at 1:24 pm

E.C., that’s interesting. Maybe we should start a campaign to bring the poppy back to America…

188 Peg of Tilling 11.11.06 at 2:44 pm

Now might be the time, what with the centenary of WWI and a fresh crop of vets and all.

189 E. Collison 11.11.06 at 6:24 pm

bunnajenny’s book rec. – Vera Brittain’s memoir of service as a volunteer nurse on the front (WWI) is excellent, BTW.

There was a BBC TV adaptation that also played on Masterpiece Theater here in the US. I was riveted and bought all 3 volumes of Brittain’s memoirs as a result. Memorable reading, Testament of Youth especially.

190 perlla 11.11.06 at 10:58 pm

ReAllY cUtE!!!!!! TURTLES ARE GREAT!!!!

191 Gillian 11.11.06 at 11:13 pm

Green Sea Turtles!!!

Also known as Honu by Hawaiian folk.

I got to go snorkeling with them on the Big Island last summer. I love them.

I adooooore them. I wish I saw more of them on this stupid island.

192 Laurie C 11.12.06 at 12:24 am

I also watched Testament of Youthand read Vera Brittain’s books. I thought I was the only one. She was an interesting feminist as well as chronicler of WWI.

193 E. Collison 11.12.06 at 12:49 am

Laurie C, I think a lot of us here are of “un certain age.” ;)

194 Noelegy 11.14.06 at 10:33 pm

The junior ROTC kids were at Wal-Mart on Saturday, raising money for disabled vets, and they were giving out little fabric “forget-me-not” flowers with your donation. I HAVE seen fabric poppies in the past, but it’s been many years, and in recent years the forget-me-nots (which is also nice, if not poetry-inspired) seem to be the norm.

The poppies make me think of the poem, and also the Sting song “Children’s Crusade” (on the album “The Dream of the Blue Turtles”…how apropos!)

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/sting/childrenscrusade.html

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