25ccs of cuddles STAT

by Meg on November 16, 2006

This is really just ridiculous. Could this pup just stop looking so pathetic?

He looks like he NEEDS massive cuddling JUST to survive!

25ccs of cuddles STAT!!!

Ruhdizzonkuluss

Dr. Liam C., I suggest you attend to your puptient.

{ 75 comments }

1 Theo 11.16.06 at 6:42 pm

guuaaAAAAH!
teh TUNG!!!

2 Aubrey 11.16.06 at 6:43 pm

Achtung, the tongue!

3 rachie 11.16.06 at 6:44 pm

omg, look at that razor sharp claw!!!!

4 Arvay 11.16.06 at 6:44 pm

May I sign up? Oh pick me, pick me! Pleeeeease?

5 NebraskaErin 11.16.06 at 6:45 pm

I think this little guy is a big huge faker (“But I’m too siiiiick to go to schooool…”)

…but I better cuddle him anyway. Just in case.

6 NebraskaErin 11.16.06 at 6:46 pm

I think this little guy is a big huge faker (“But Moooom…I’m too siiiiick to go to schooool…”)

…but I better cuddle him anyway. Just in case.

7 sonora 11.16.06 at 6:47 pm

Ack! I just want to smoosh my cheek up his bulbous forehead ~ ultra smooth fur alert.

8 NebraskaErin 11.16.06 at 6:47 pm

Heh. Weird. Sorry about that.

9 Jinda 11.16.06 at 6:48 pm

Gahhhh!

Massive cuddles infusion. Statum!

I want to nuzzle the moist schnozzle.

10 Jory 11.16.06 at 6:48 pm

I love that he’s wearing a sweater AND is tucked into a blanket.

11 Heather S. 11.16.06 at 6:53 pm

the tounge, the TOUNGE!!! OMG THE TOUNGE!!! *flops around like a trout on the floor*

12 Mary 11.16.06 at 6:53 pm

I totally missed the sweater, thanks Jory.

He’s toooo adorable!

13 Aubrey 11.16.06 at 6:55 pm

“Clear the way, there! Get this puppeh to the C.C.S. – YES, orderly, that would be Cute Cuddling Station, and prepare it for tri-awwwws!”

14 Heather S. 11.16.06 at 6:55 pm

wow holy misspellings batman.

15 ceejoe 11.16.06 at 6:56 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I want to gwab the wittow tung…

16 Laylaness 11.16.06 at 7:03 pm

The squinty eyes! The tucked back ears! And, oh, the tongue…

17 Tiberia 11.16.06 at 7:12 pm

Doesn’t he look, um, a little hung over?

18 Kris, in New England 11.16.06 at 7:17 pm

“Yeah man, the cruise was great but that last shooter – what was it, Brain Damage – yeah, that’s the ticket. Oh man, can you please turn. off. the. sun.”

19 shanchan 11.16.06 at 7:18 pm

How are those ears even possible?

20 Aubrey 11.16.06 at 7:23 pm

Here pup…

(pours the rest of the Absol-cute into a glass of tomato juice)

…hair of the dog?

21 Mel 11.16.06 at 7:24 pm

This pup is seriously ill. He needs to be in the Intensive Cuddle Unit.

22 Almi 11.16.06 at 7:26 pm

Tired little puppy! Looks like he collapsed in the middle of some serious playing :)

23 A thinker 11.16.06 at 7:29 pm

I suggest you have it all wrong. Look at those claws! This is THE ZOMBIE PUP OF DOOM.

24 Redzilla 11.16.06 at 7:37 pm

“No, really, go ahead, just feel my tongue would you? Does it feel hot?”

25 Theo 11.16.06 at 7:38 pm

But such an adorable and appealing doom!

26 carolina 11.16.06 at 7:44 pm

Okay, now, that shiny black nosicle has my nose’s name on it! And snorgle him I MUST!!

27 Mel 11.16.06 at 7:45 pm

It would be just like Doom to show up in a Onesie.

28 carolina 11.16.06 at 7:46 pm

And, yes, I do FEEL like this when I’m hung over, but somehow, it doesn’t come off this cute. Not by a gazillion miles.

29 carolina 11.16.06 at 7:47 pm

Oh, Mel, “a onesie” – that’s great!

30 Theo 11.16.06 at 7:48 pm

Mel — a MITHRIL onesie, forged in the fires of…

31 hrh.squeak 11.16.06 at 8:01 pm

It’s Snoop Puppy Pup! “Yo, yo, what up? Needin’ me some snorgizzle, fo’ shizzle.”

32 Miette 11.16.06 at 8:07 pm

“wake me when the coffee’s ready.’ Yes, your puppiness of DOOM.

33 Sass 11.16.06 at 8:19 pm

Personally, I think he looks a little like Frodo after the Nazgul have finished with him…

34 anon 11.16.06 at 8:21 pm

tiny tongue peeking through, wrapped in a blanket AND a tiny sweater? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I can’t handle it.

35 chilledcat 11.16.06 at 8:26 pm

The poor little puppeh is roasting in all the wrappings he has on! What he really needs is a ice cube to suck on.

36 Lex - Be 11.16.06 at 8:30 pm

Ho my god… I think I’m in love.

(ho and chilledcat: nice rime :p)

37 Golden 11.16.06 at 8:37 pm

Good Gawd

He keels me. The Teeny Tung.. He shall now be known only as “bud” as in.. taste bud…

38 annieH 11.16.06 at 8:44 pm

I’ll be a candy-striper in that hospital!

39 julia2 11.16.06 at 8:46 pm

I’m not sure whether I laughed more at the puppy, or at the puppy as the zombie puppy of doom LOL .. wait.. looking again, the zombie pup thing is starting to creep me out a bit…

40 berryann 11.16.06 at 8:46 pm

look at his CLAW !

41 Jory 11.16.06 at 8:55 pm

Can we extrapolate from these comments that the treatment for a hangover is cuddles?

42 Martha in Washington 11.16.06 at 9:04 pm

Jory-cuddles WITH A PUPPEH. The only FDA(Federal Dog Agency)- approved cure, I’m sure.

43 Nora 11.16.06 at 9:05 pm

Exactly the face my husband gave me when I said “Time to get up…and It’s cold out!” I’m in Houston and it was nearly 40 degrees out!!!! (FYI : This pup is way more cute and equally as hairy as my hubby)

44 Nora 11.16.06 at 9:08 pm

Did anyone else read Lex Be’s comment and sing “and my life’s lookin up” in an Eddie Money kind of voice??

45 Lauri 11.16.06 at 9:10 pm

*Snortles* at the comments.

“Just like Doom to show up in a mithril onesie.” Mel and Theo. Combined comment.

Isn’t there somewhere these amazing sentences could be used again and again?

46 Lauri 11.16.06 at 9:12 pm

Hmmmm…the mithril comment made me go back and study this seemingly innocent pup closer.

I think he is in the process of “becoming” a Wraith dog for the Black Riders.

47 GreenEyedHawk 11.16.06 at 9:12 pm

I think he was more like, “Why’d you turn the light on? I was sleeeeeeeping. Turn it off.” ppbbbspppttt.

48 Becky 11.16.06 at 9:17 pm

AWWWWWWWWWWWW! I want that puppy! I would be very happy to give him all the cuddling and love he needs!

49 Kar 11.16.06 at 9:39 pm

That’s a pup? At a quick glance that looked very bat-like. Must be the near lack of ears, very Voldemort-ish.

50 Nora 11.16.06 at 9:41 pm

Not ill or pup of doom….. He just went over to Snoop Dawgs and got into the hippie lettuce.

51 Renee 11.16.06 at 10:17 pm

“Get teh light outta mine eyes, dude!”

Towally cute!!!

52 Denita TwoDragons 11.16.06 at 10:55 pm

“Just like Doom to show up in a mithril onesie”

Just begging to become the next trendy tee-shirt at Hot Topic. I’d SO get it, too…*LOL*

Looks like that canine had one too many “Pup-sente” cocktails!

“Awww, man, don’t ever mix ‘em with Splenda instead of sugar cubes…urrrrgh…” (This I can speak from experience. Blegh.)

–TwoDragons

53 Aubrey 11.16.06 at 11:19 pm

Looks like puppeh had one too many glasses of Doom Perignon.

54 lauowolf 11.16.06 at 11:42 pm

That’s not a dog, it’s a wallaby.
Rocko!!!

55 Carrie 11.16.06 at 11:53 pm

It’s pups like this that make me MELT!!! My true weekness..forget the chocolate give me that dog!! :)

56 lemura 11.17.06 at 2:24 am

Nurse Lemura here. Outta the way! I’m here to administer cuddles, snorgles and huggles.

You! Get back in the waiting room! I’ll do this myself.

57 argotnaut 11.17.06 at 3:42 am

This little guy is so Sanrio…

58 Robbie 11.17.06 at 4:07 am

For gawd’s sake, someone give that pooch some pettin’ and lovin’ before he/she expires! Please!

59 AuntieMame 11.17.06 at 4:28 am

It’s Gollum’s stunt double! If Gollum was cute! And had hair! And a shiny, black nosicle! And wore a blue knitted sweater!

60 blair 11.17.06 at 4:56 am

quickly! the paddles!

*paddle**paddle**paddle**paddle**paddle**paddle**paddle**paddle**paddle*
*paddle**paddle**paddle**paddle**paddle**paddle**paddle*

*squidge*

61 emma 11.17.06 at 7:20 am

dogs poke their tounges out and pant when they are overheated. The increase in surface area (particularly of the densely blood vesseled toungue) allows the heat to radiate to the air and cool the body. Although “cute” I dont think a jumper and a blanket are necessary.

62 caitlin 11.17.06 at 8:18 am

omg, A Thinker, you’re right!! The stoned expression, the lolling tongue… it’s GIR! The epitome of doooooom! In a doggie costume. :)

63 Aaron DeLay 11.17.06 at 12:34 pm

Scene: My Cube at work that I share with my boss.

*sound of head banging against monitor*

MYBOSS: Um, Aaron? What are you doing?

ME: I’m snorgling a puppy. What’s it look like? *sound continues*

MYBOSS: Um, Aaron…*sees the link on IM and clicks it*

*sound of two heads banging on monitors*

OURBIGBOSS: Uh…guys?

64 Lex - Be 11.17.06 at 12:48 pm

Hehe, thanks Nora ^^, and funny Aaron.

Damn, I can’t look at that pic anymore, I almost feel like I’m cheating on my beloved doggy :-p.

65 jaypo 11.17.06 at 1:23 pm

GAAAAGH!! [thuds with the cuddles]

66 jaypo 11.17.06 at 1:25 pm

[beeps his nose]

67 fatal_fluffy 11.17.06 at 2:38 pm

Doom in a mithril onesie — laughing so hard I can barely type.

68 Lauri 11.17.06 at 7:07 pm

Lol at Aaron! I KNEW I had a headache today for some reason…….

69 lauowolf 11.17.06 at 8:07 pm

Must be Gir’s Modern Life

70 Misty 11.17.06 at 9:09 pm

Too bad 25ccs really isn’t that much! I think he needs more than that.

71 Theo 11.17.06 at 10:35 pm

Well he’s not very big, Misty. 25 CCs is a pretty sizeable syringe, relatively speaking.

72 mandy 11.18.06 at 12:46 am

this dood isn’t sick, he’s drunky mcdrunkersons!

he’s all “the room, she ees speening. i love you, man.”

(speedy gonzalez voice).

73 Margaret 11.18.06 at 4:37 am

“Not as think as you drunk I am”

74 Donna 11.20.06 at 6:38 pm

Awww, c’mere, gimme a hug…

Eyes wide, nose drippy– this pup needs some cold medicine.

75 Subhangi 11.23.06 at 2:15 pm

That’s a “Thppppp” right there. Puppeh is laughing at us slack-jawed COers.

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