GuineaPigMatch.com

My name ees: Cosmo
My Favorite Snack: A freshly washed Cilantro
My Best Feature: Thee Lips, Baby. Thee leeeeps!

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  1. i just don’t find guinea pigs cute.

  2. i just don’t find guinea pigs cute.

  3. Hmmm, this one is so-so.

  4. aww….match.com for piggies :)

  5. those are some piggy lips!

  6. C’mon folks, thees IS cute, look at the little nostricles, and the whiskers and, yes, those leeps. Besides if Meg says it’s cute, it is cute.

  7. Even if the piglette wasn’t anerable, the CAPTIONS people, the captions!

    Though I think Mr. Piglips is pretty darned cute.

  8. Oh, no! The blue towel of Fabulousness!!! Run away!!!!

    [QTE pic, BTW…]

  9. Guinea pigs rule!
    Nuffers drool.

    Meg? Thank you for the new cutes today. I am *surprised*. Why aren’t you out shopping, Hon? You’ve earned it.

  10. book_monstercats says:

    Guinea pigs are THE CUTEST EVAR. More please, Meg. Just look at the little claws peeping out under his/her coat, and the gentle GP smile – most enigmatic.

  11. Så supercute! So kissable lips! :D

  12. A very dignified, handsome chap.

  13. Guinea pigs. They have the most astonishing and hilarious faces. Somehow they manage to look incredibly wise, as Mr. McPiggersons here demonstrates, while in actuality being rather silly.

    And pyrit, Meg *might* be out shopping…Typepad (as far as I know) allows you to line up posts in advance and select when they will be published automatically. (Teho will correct me if I’m wrong).

  14. guinea pigs are cute! and they CHATTER in groups like they’re at some social event.

    i almost fainted from the shock when i first heard them doing that!

    can any gp owners verify if what i heard is typical of their behavior?

  15. A thinker – True, CO might be on auto-cute today (“cutes-control”- ha!). And/or, being the internet guru she appears to be, she might be *at* Amazon, etc. Teho *correct* you?! Nooooo.

  16. I think he’s cute… has a sofisticated, debonair look to him. Where’s his little top hat and bow tie.
    (I hope my spelling is ok.)

  17. So kissable!! Guineas have to be cute, they’re related to bunnies f.g.s.

  18. I *HEART* guinea piglets, and this one is handsome, I must say.

  19. Anyone curious about GP vocalization can go to YouTube and find *more* than enough videos to prove that they do “talk” with and to each other…

    And hey, why shop today when the crowds are horrible? I’m all for kicking back in a movie theater, then shopping after everyone else has gone home….!

  20. his mouth looks almost human…. weird and yet strangle adorable.

  21. E.C., I am *so* with you. Online shopping all the way! I hate feeling like a cow in the midst of a cattle rush…

  22. AuntieMame says:

    Cosmo is adorable. And anyone who says otherwise must have eaten a bad green bean yesterday that made them cranky.

  23. It’s Carl Wheezer!!!!

    (from Jimmy Neutron)

  24. The Guy Over There says:

    I’m sorry, but hearing “guineapigmatch.com” brought up this mental image of the photo being a fake profile sent from a mouse in Russia waiting to make money off of interested piglets when he tells them of the “travel cost” to get to the States.

  25. The Guy Over There says:

    -and yes, it made me guffaw. ;)

  26. “Guineas have to be cute, they’re related to bunnies f.g.s.”

    Err… I hate to burst your bubble, but they are not related. Rabbits are lagomorphs; GPs are rodents.

    However, they *are* cute as all get out, you’re right!

    thinker, I’m not much of a shopper, book and record stores excluded. Oh, and hardware stores – not sure why the last, since I don’t build things, but I’ve always found them fascinating.

  27. (giggling at T.G.O.T.)

    E.C. and A.t. – I get your point about avoiding the crowds today. As for me, I go to the mall once a year, maybe. So, the wild rush, the mad throngs, the “Strings of street lights,
    sven stop lights,
    blinking bright red and green, as the shoppers rush
    home with their treasures”, is quite a sight. But I usually shop on-line, even though I am the parking-spot near-the-door-good-luck charm.

    E.C. – did you see a good movie?

  28. Not cute to me, sorry. This one in particular looks like Mario Batali.

  29. I read that as “three lips, baby”!!!
    And it’s TRUE! They do!

  30. Hmm…yes, this leetle piglette has a bit of panache…and he reminds me of someone…oh YEAH!

    That idiot who won Project Runway, Jeffery Sebelia! I knew he was a something-face, just not a rat-face, see the resemblance here: http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/0/3987/jeffrey_bird.jpg

    Hee hee!

  31. Me thinks that Mr GP must speak with a French accent, no?

    *French cartoon laugh* huhn huhn huhn!

  32. well… I bet he has a great… personality!

  33. lurkertype says:

    I could have gotten up at the crack o’dawn to shop, or I could have stayed in bed snuggled down with a floofy tortie. Guess which I chose.

    I was awakened (late) when HRT began talking in her sleep. Cuuuute.

  34. This piggee is cute, but if you want SERIOUS cute, go here: http://reflectionsbykris.vox.com/library/post/serious-cute.html

    And meet Lyra, with the world-famous Hammie, Lucy.

  35. i agree with some earlier posters. guinea pigs are just plain NOT cute. to each his/her own, though…

  36. How could ANYONE EVER say that they don’t find guinea pigs cute???

    If you are one of these sick twisted people then just you look at these pictures of my very own (I have 10) :)
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/90katrina90/100_8463.jpg
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/90katrina90/100_8683.jpg
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/90katrina90/100_8626.jpg
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/90katrina90/100_7801.jpg

    I have witnessed an extremely happy piggy roll before (like a dog would) It’s was so cute! And a very rare thing to see so I felt privelaged to have such a happy piggy!

  37. Fish Eye no Miko says:

    Lex – Be said: “It’s Carl Wheezer!!!!
    (from Jimmy Neutron)”

    OMG, you’re right! LOL! He needs a little stuffed llama!

  38. Fish Eye no Miko says:

    A thinkger said: “Somehow they manage to look incredibly wise, as Mr. McPiggersons here demonstrates, while in actuality being rather silly.”

    Maybe they think seriously about silly stuff? Like: “Ok, if Goofy is a dog, and *Pluto* is a dog, why can Goofy talk and walk and stuff, and Pluto’s… just a dog?”

  39. Guinea pigs are cute — they all look like they have human (albeit furry) faces on little animal bodies! Their faces seem human-sized in comparision to their bodies, and those LIPS! :-)

  40. I like ‘em, the piggies. Everything I know about guinea piggies and hamsters I learned from CO, and I have to admit that the little devils are adorable. Although my fave is still that pic of the grey cat washing the terrified GP…

  41. Meg, Katrina’s second pic needs to go on the front page!!!

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/90katrina90/100_8683.jpg

    caption: i has a spotted dug

  42. michellemybelle says:

    Katrina – your piggie pics are the cutest things ever! I lubs them.

  43. Perfect pig!

  44. He Has A DeadPan “Dustin Hoffman” Look… No?

  45. Hocky smokes. samsuma. you’re right! I’ll never be able to take Dustin Hoffman seriously again!

  46. OMG. I thought it said THREE leeps. After all, the top leep ees bi-fur-cated!

  47. hook me up!!! lol, jk

  48. His nose scares me. ;_;

  49. Blue towel of fabulousness and anerable pucker face. Lof the piggies so much.

  50. “Oh, and hardware stores – not sure why the last, since I don’t build things, but I’ve always found them fascinating.”

    Ec,soo glad I’m not alone here. What *is* it about paint, stains, tools, and mysterious gizmos? One place where overwhelming testosterone is put to good use… ;-)

  51. Piggies are the best. I hereby dedicate 30 percent of my personal website to the glorification of guinea pigs and their heroic snuggle puffiness.

    What other creature has the courage to evolve into such a defenseless and cuddly form?
    http://www.designerwhite.ca/rosenpig

  52. Peg of Tilling says:

    “SGP seeks charming, conversational Piglette for sunflower margueritas and cuddles under the cedar shavings. If you like lazy weekend mornings listening to Will Shortz and shredding the Sunday Times, send a picture and favorite Sudoku to Cosmo606842. Chubbies OK.”

  53. LOL! I thought it said “three lips”, too. After all, it makes perfect sense! The top lip *is* “bi-fur-cated”, as bobw has so astutely pointed out.

  54. lurkertype says:

    I need another round of “I Ate Too Moishe” since I just did that with the leftovers.

  55. Janet with Angus and Misha says:

    What’s with all the crabby comments — too much turkey? This is cute! The little Guinea Pig is anerable. Take some Peptobismol or whatever it is.

  56. Dear Cosmo606842, Am I the Piglette for you? I do like “sunflowers”, “cuddles” and “lazy mornings”.

    http://pinshoppe.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/WDWpigletholdingflowersrectglossyback.JPG

  57. i ate tooo much! says:

    well you know what! Fuck you you guys are fool! But i like fool! so lets have a party without tears…ok…and i dont like guinea pigs…sooorrry!

  58. Wheeee! Guinea pigs are cute!

    Katrina, you have ten? Well, my daughter brought her three home for the holidays, so that gives us nine. We love them.

    Silly, funny, goofy, lovable piggies!

    Hee, Janet with Angus and Misha, I did just take some Pepto…all the eating, sleeping, eating, shopping and eating and shopping is…well, we had a blast! :)

  59. Lol, pyrit! Piglet is mosdef my favorite!!! He is the Piglette for me!

  60. Awwwww what a qweet piggaling.

    And the blue background, c’est magnifique.

  61. invisible guinea pig says:

    can we talk about kittens and dogs please:)

  62. invisible guinea pig says:

    Saaaaammmy! dammmmit!

  63. aw! squeak squeak squeaker squeaken. (ok, i know that’s chipmunk, but guinea pigs squeak too!)
    and i hope all you people that were out shopping were cheery. i loathe the beginning of the holidays, but i work in a mall :p
    and we need a guineapigmatch.com poem here

  64. invisible guinea pig says:

    hey i think i am in love with coaddict could somebody wake him up for me please

  65. invisible guinea pig says:

    long ago i fell i n love with you…

  66. ::thinks awhile:: no, i’m not feeling creative tonight. all i got was this..
    cosmo was a-searchin for a lady

  67. invisible guinea pig says:

    ok

  68. invisible guinea pig says:

    i miss you

  69. useta hada kitteh says:

    This pigkins. It runs on little wheelz hidden underneath, right? I don’t see no legs, so I figure there’s wheelz underneath like the little friction toys I had as a kid. I like him. Zoom zoom. Well, ackshally, he doesn’t looks like a zoom zoom. More of a just sit there and look cute.

    you wants a song, you sez?

    Hmmmm…

    There’s a pig for you,
    Somewhere a pig for you,
    Leeps and squeakers and silly face
    Wait for you someplace…
    There’s a pig for you,
    Somewhere a pig for you,
    Take my paw and we’re almost there,
    Take my paw and I’ll take you there,
    Somewhere, someday, some pig…

    Dat’s the bestest I can do.

  70. invisible guinea pig says:

    really that is sooo sad coming from you…you know…

  71. invisible guinea pig says:

    i mean if you can be the man among pig you should be able to make a pig become a man:)
    i mean this is logic….what happen when guinea pig become cute:)

  72. flybymypants says:

    Wow, I had to stop and make sure that this wasn’t a pic our GP that passed away last year. Same color, similar markings, but our pig had ruby eyes. Cosmo popped up on my monitor for a reason ;) Way cute.

  73. Because this is so 30 minutes ago…

    http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/00012ecs/

  74. uncloset stalker says:

    i am having a good time…sweet dream my lovely softy guinea pigy

  75. *cracks up completely at the filename*

    Now iss ze time on Schprockets ven ve dance!

  76. lurkertype says:

    Love it, BenPanced!

    VaCKo, I also thought maybe Meg is tryink to tell us ve can pet zee piggie! (Actually, the little dewd does look like Gunther, or whatever his name was).

  77. Dickie Twinkles says:

    Uhm, actually, guinea pigs are caviamorphs, not rodents ^^

    I read once that they’re most closely related to the porcupine. Capybara seemed more obvious to me but…hey!

  78. Yay, benpanced! Me luvs it!

    Whoa, Dickie Twinkles, porcupines, eh? I had no idea!

    This thread has some really weird comments on it. Yes, weirder than usual.

  79. single broken roan female seeks handsome male for long walks around at floor time, romantic bell pepper dinners, and a pigloo for two.

    call rosie, and make your wheeks come true!

    http://www.everybodydancenow.net/albums/pigtures/DSC04611.jpg

  80. Cute or not, he looks so much as Carl Wheezer (thanks Fish eye btw ^^):

    Llamma Loozaaaaaaaaaa!!! :-D

  81. Lol pinupkate!! All I could say when I saw the pic was “Cheeeeeeese!!” :-D

  82. DT, you’re partly right, but…

    “Cavia are classified in order Rodentia, …”

    And yes, there are some awfully strange comments her!

    pyrit, no movie yesterday. Other stuff (non-shopping, non-holiday) happening.

  83. Argh – that was meant to be “here,” not “her.”

    Oh well.

  84. Lucky's Buddy says:

    This is the Scarlett Johannsen of guinea pigsh. Oh so kissalbe!!!

  85. Lucky's Buddy says:

    This is the Scarlett Johannsen of guinea pigsh. Oh so kissalbe!!!

  86. Lucky's Buddy says:

    This is the Scarlett Johannsen of guinea pigsh. Oh so kissalbe!!!

  87. Lucky's Buddy says:

    This is the Scarlett Johannsen of guinea pigsh. Oh so kissalbe!!!

  88. Lucky's Buddy says:

    This is the Scarlett Johannsen of guinea pigsh. Oh so kissalbe!!!

  89. Lucky's Buddy says:

    This is the Scarlett Johannsen of guinea pigsh. Oh so kissalbe!!!

  90. BlurpleBerry says:

    Ahchk, so cute!

  91. guinea pigs r so so cute

  92. Man! After I read the name I expected some kind of fork joke. Glad I was wrong.

  93. Guinea pigs are cute~!!

  94. i have to chime in: this guy is absolutely adorable!! i know i’m biased, i love guinea pigs, and normally will insist that mine is the most ridiculously good-looking of them all, but i can appreciate others – and this, THIS one is, well, that little face, those lips, melt my heart! plus, it’s such a sears-portrait-studio-shot, i can quite get over it…

  95. i have to chime in: this guy is absolutely adorable!! i know i’m biased, i love guinea pigs, and normally will insist that mine is the most ridiculously good-looking of them all, but i can appreciate others – and this, THIS one is, well, that little face, those lips, melt my heart! plus, it’s such a sears-portrait-studio-shot, i can quite get over it…

  96. i have to chime in: this guy is absolutely adorable!! i know i’m biased, i love guinea pigs, and normally will insist that mine is the most ridiculously good-looking of them all, but i can appreciate others – and this, THIS one is, well, that little face, those lips, melt my heart! plus, it’s such a sears-portrait-studio-shot, i can quite get over it…

  97. i have to chime in: this guy is absolutely adorable!! i know i’m biased, i love guinea pigs, and normally will insist that mine is the most ridiculously good-looking of them all, but i can appreciate others – and this, THIS one is, well, that little face, those lips, melt my heart! plus, it’s such a sears-portrait-studio-shot, i can quite get over it…

  98. i have to chime in: this guy is absolutely adorable!! i know i’m biased, i love guinea pigs, and normally will insist that mine is the most ridiculously good-looking of them all, but i can appreciate others – and this, THIS one is, well, that little face, those lips, melt my heart! plus, it’s such a sears-portrait-studio-shot, i can quite get over it…

  99. i have to chime in: this guy is absolutely adorable!! i know i’m biased, i love guinea pigs, and normally will insist that mine is the most ridiculously good-looking of them all, but i can appreciate others – and this, THIS one is, well, that little face, those lips, melt my heart! plus, it’s such a sears-portrait-studio-shot, i can quite get over it…

  100. Sorry guys but he really really does. Rainman all the way.

  101. awww piggie piggie piggie!
    i can’t get enough

  102. I just KNOW that the lil’ piggie can talk….what did he say today???
    :+)

  103. You could only think this lil piggy was not cute IF you never shared your home with one. This is one cute lil piggy…he is the Mick Jagger of Guinea Piggies! “You can’t always get what you Whee…”

  104. As Cosmo’s proud mom, I’m lovin’ all this piggie talk!

  105. As Cosmo’s proud mom, I’m lovin’ all this piggie talk!

  106. As Cosmo’s proud mom, I’m lovin’ all this piggie talk!

  107. As Cosmo’s proud mom, I’m lovin’ all this piggie talk!

  108. As Cosmo’s proud mom, I’m lovin’ all this piggie talk!

  109. As Cosmo’s proud mom, I’m lovin’ all this piggie talk!

  110. How can you say no to the leeps?!

  111. [etymological baroo?]

    …”leaps” or “lips” — I guess it works either way.

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