GuineaPigMatch.com

by Meg on November 24, 2006

My name ees: Cosmo
My Favorite Snack: A freshly washed Cilantro
My Best Feature: Thee Lips, Baby. Thee leeeeps!

Leave me a message, Dahlink…

Nowisthetimeonsprockets

Lauren S.—Nice composishe!

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1 julz 11.24.06 at 6:12 pm

i just don’t find guinea pigs cute.

2 julz 11.24.06 at 6:13 pm

i just don’t find guinea pigs cute.

3 javert 11.24.06 at 6:13 pm

Hmmm, this one is so-so.

4 Michelle 11.24.06 at 6:13 pm

aww….match.com for piggies :)

5 smokeyJoe 11.24.06 at 6:14 pm

those are some piggy lips!

6 ezreader 11.24.06 at 6:17 pm

C’mon folks, thees IS cute, look at the little nostricles, and the whiskers and, yes, those leeps. Besides if Meg says it’s cute, it is cute.

7 Mouse 11.24.06 at 6:19 pm

Even if the piglette wasn’t anerable, the CAPTIONS people, the captions!

Though I think Mr. Piglips is pretty darned cute.

8 E. Collison 11.24.06 at 6:26 pm

Oh, no! The blue towel of Fabulousness!!! Run away!!!!

[QTE pic, BTW...]

9 pyrit 11.24.06 at 6:32 pm

Guinea pigs rule!
Nuffers drool.

Meg? Thank you for the new cutes today. I am *surprised*. Why aren’t you out shopping, Hon? You’ve earned it.

10 book_monstercats 11.24.06 at 6:33 pm

Guinea pigs are THE CUTEST EVAR. More please, Meg. Just look at the little claws peeping out under his/her coat, and the gentle GP smile – most enigmatic.

11 Raur 11.24.06 at 6:33 pm

Så supercute! So kissable lips! :D

12 Jack Ruttan 11.24.06 at 6:50 pm

A very dignified, handsome chap.

13 A thinker 11.24.06 at 6:52 pm

Guinea pigs. They have the most astonishing and hilarious faces. Somehow they manage to look incredibly wise, as Mr. McPiggersons here demonstrates, while in actuality being rather silly.

And pyrit, Meg *might* be out shopping…Typepad (as far as I know) allows you to line up posts in advance and select when they will be published automatically. (Teho will correct me if I’m wrong).

14 elena 11.24.06 at 6:54 pm

guinea pigs are cute! and they CHATTER in groups like they’re at some social event.

i almost fainted from the shock when i first heard them doing that!

can any gp owners verify if what i heard is typical of their behavior?

15 pyrit 11.24.06 at 7:06 pm

A thinker – True, CO might be on auto-cute today (“cutes-control”- ha!). And/or, being the internet guru she appears to be, she might be *at* Amazon, etc. Teho *correct* you?! Nooooo.

16 Renee 11.24.06 at 7:21 pm

I think he’s cute… has a sofisticated, debonair look to him. Where’s his little top hat and bow tie.
(I hope my spelling is ok.)

17 Lia 11.24.06 at 7:21 pm

So kissable!! Guineas have to be cute, they’re related to bunnies f.g.s.

18 zeldapie 11.24.06 at 7:36 pm

I *HEART* guinea piglets, and this one is handsome, I must say.

19 E. Collison 11.24.06 at 7:42 pm

Anyone curious about GP vocalization can go to YouTube and find *more* than enough videos to prove that they do “talk” with and to each other…

And hey, why shop today when the crowds are horrible? I’m all for kicking back in a movie theater, then shopping after everyone else has gone home….!

20 anon 11.24.06 at 7:46 pm

his mouth looks almost human…. weird and yet strangle adorable.

21 A thinker 11.24.06 at 7:47 pm

E.C., I am *so* with you. Online shopping all the way! I hate feeling like a cow in the midst of a cattle rush…

22 AuntieMame 11.24.06 at 8:07 pm

Cosmo is adorable. And anyone who says otherwise must have eaten a bad green bean yesterday that made them cranky.

23 Lex - Be 11.24.06 at 8:12 pm

It’s Carl Wheezer!!!!

(from Jimmy Neutron)

24 The Guy Over There 11.24.06 at 8:19 pm

I’m sorry, but hearing “guineapigmatch.com” brought up this mental image of the photo being a fake profile sent from a mouse in Russia waiting to make money off of interested piglets when he tells them of the “travel cost” to get to the States.

25 The Guy Over There 11.24.06 at 8:20 pm

-and yes, it made me guffaw. ;)

26 E. Collison 11.24.06 at 8:26 pm

“Guineas have to be cute, they’re related to bunnies f.g.s.”

Err… I hate to burst your bubble, but they are not related. Rabbits are lagomorphs; GPs are rodents.

However, they *are* cute as all get out, you’re right!

thinker, I’m not much of a shopper, book and record stores excluded. Oh, and hardware stores – not sure why the last, since I don’t build things, but I’ve always found them fascinating.

27 pyrit 11.24.06 at 8:29 pm

(giggling at T.G.O.T.)

E.C. and A.t. – I get your point about avoiding the crowds today. As for me, I go to the mall once a year, maybe. So, the wild rush, the mad throngs, the “Strings of street lights,
sven stop lights,
blinking bright red and green, as the shoppers rush
home with their treasures”, is quite a sight. But I usually shop on-line, even though I am the parking-spot near-the-door-good-luck charm.

E.C. – did you see a good movie?

28 Nan 11.24.06 at 8:30 pm

Not cute to me, sorry. This one in particular looks like Mario Batali.

29 pinkle 11.24.06 at 8:34 pm

I read that as “three lips, baby”!!!
And it’s TRUE! They do!

30 Melodie 11.24.06 at 8:43 pm

Hmm…yes, this leetle piglette has a bit of panache…and he reminds me of someone…oh YEAH!

That idiot who won Project Runway, Jeffery Sebelia! I knew he was a something-face, just not a rat-face, see the resemblance here: http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/0/3987/jeffrey_bird.jpg

Hee hee!

31 Holly 11.24.06 at 8:58 pm

Me thinks that Mr GP must speak with a French accent, no?

*French cartoon laugh* huhn huhn huhn!

32 TAJ 11.24.06 at 9:13 pm

well… I bet he has a great… personality!

33 lurkertype 11.24.06 at 9:21 pm

I could have gotten up at the crack o’dawn to shop, or I could have stayed in bed snuggled down with a floofy tortie. Guess which I chose.

I was awakened (late) when HRT began talking in her sleep. Cuuuute.

34 Kris, in New England 11.24.06 at 9:56 pm

This piggee is cute, but if you want SERIOUS cute, go here: http://reflectionsbykris.vox.com/library/post/serious-cute.html

And meet Lyra, with the world-famous Hammie, Lucy.

35 Jesse 11.24.06 at 10:00 pm

i agree with some earlier posters. guinea pigs are just plain NOT cute. to each his/her own, though…

36 Katrina 11.24.06 at 10:25 pm

How could ANYONE EVER say that they don’t find guinea pigs cute???

If you are one of these sick twisted people then just you look at these pictures of my very own (I have 10) :)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/90katrina90/100_8463.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/90katrina90/100_8683.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/90katrina90/100_8626.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/90katrina90/100_7801.jpg

I have witnessed an extremely happy piggy roll before (like a dog would) It’s was so cute! And a very rare thing to see so I felt privelaged to have such a happy piggy!

37 Fish Eye no Miko 11.24.06 at 10:26 pm

Lex – Be said: “It’s Carl Wheezer!!!!
(from Jimmy Neutron)”

OMG, you’re right! LOL! He needs a little stuffed llama!

38 Fish Eye no Miko 11.24.06 at 10:28 pm

A thinkger said: “Somehow they manage to look incredibly wise, as Mr. McPiggersons here demonstrates, while in actuality being rather silly.”

Maybe they think seriously about silly stuff? Like: “Ok, if Goofy is a dog, and *Pluto* is a dog, why can Goofy talk and walk and stuff, and Pluto’s… just a dog?”

39 Rumi 11.24.06 at 10:36 pm

Guinea pigs are cute — they all look like they have human (albeit furry) faces on little animal bodies! Their faces seem human-sized in comparision to their bodies, and those LIPS! :-)

40 Kim H. 11.24.06 at 10:57 pm

I like ‘em, the piggies. Everything I know about guinea piggies and hamsters I learned from CO, and I have to admit that the little devils are adorable. Although my fave is still that pic of the grey cat washing the terrified GP…

41 Esther 11.24.06 at 11:08 pm

Meg, Katrina’s second pic needs to go on the front page!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/90katrina90/100_8683.jpg

caption: i has a spotted dug

42 michellemybelle 11.24.06 at 11:33 pm

Katrina – your piggie pics are the cutest things ever! I lubs them.

43 Loris 11.24.06 at 11:43 pm

Perfect pig!

44 samsuma 11.25.06 at 12:01 am

He Has A DeadPan “Dustin Hoffman” Look… No?

45 Karl 11.25.06 at 1:32 am

Hocky smokes. samsuma. you’re right! I’ll never be able to take Dustin Hoffman seriously again!

46 bobw 11.25.06 at 1:42 am

OMG. I thought it said THREE leeps. After all, the top leep ees bi-fur-cated!

47 Rosie 11.25.06 at 2:50 am

hook me up!!! lol, jk

48 Adalia 11.25.06 at 2:52 am

His nose scares me. ;_;

49 jaypo 11.25.06 at 2:53 am

Blue towel of fabulousness and anerable pucker face. Lof the piggies so much.

50 jaypo 11.25.06 at 2:59 am

“Oh, and hardware stores – not sure why the last, since I don’t build things, but I’ve always found them fascinating.”

Ec,soo glad I’m not alone here. What *is* it about paint, stains, tools, and mysterious gizmos? One place where overwhelming testosterone is put to good use… ;-)

51 designerwhite 11.25.06 at 3:02 am

Piggies are the best. I hereby dedicate 30 percent of my personal website to the glorification of guinea pigs and their heroic snuggle puffiness.

What other creature has the courage to evolve into such a defenseless and cuddly form?
http://www.designerwhite.ca/rosenpig

52 Peg of Tilling 11.25.06 at 3:22 am

“SGP seeks charming, conversational Piglette for sunflower margueritas and cuddles under the cedar shavings. If you like lazy weekend mornings listening to Will Shortz and shredding the Sunday Times, send a picture and favorite Sudoku to Cosmo606842. Chubbies OK.”

53 A thinker 11.25.06 at 3:25 am

LOL! I thought it said “three lips”, too. After all, it makes perfect sense! The top lip *is* “bi-fur-cated”, as bobw has so astutely pointed out.

54 lurkertype 11.25.06 at 3:59 am

I need another round of “I Ate Too Moishe” since I just did that with the leftovers.

55 Janet with Angus and Misha 11.25.06 at 4:04 am

What’s with all the crabby comments — too much turkey? This is cute! The little Guinea Pig is anerable. Take some Peptobismol or whatever it is.

56 pyrit 11.25.06 at 4:09 am

Dear Cosmo606842, Am I the Piglette for you? I do like “sunflowers”, “cuddles” and “lazy mornings”.

http://pinshoppe.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/WDWpigletholdingflowersrectglossyback.JPG

57 i ate tooo much! 11.25.06 at 4:10 am

well you know what! Fuck you you guys are fool! But i like fool! so lets have a party without tears…ok…and i dont like guinea pigs…sooorrry!

58 Lauri 11.25.06 at 4:12 am

Wheeee! Guinea pigs are cute!

Katrina, you have ten? Well, my daughter brought her three home for the holidays, so that gives us nine. We love them.

Silly, funny, goofy, lovable piggies!

Hee, Janet with Angus and Misha, I did just take some Pepto…all the eating, sleeping, eating, shopping and eating and shopping is…well, we had a blast! :)

59 Lauri 11.25.06 at 4:13 am

Lol, pyrit! Piglet is mosdef my favorite!!! He is the Piglette for me!

60 Subhangi 11.25.06 at 4:14 am

Awwwww what a qweet piggaling.

And the blue background, c’est magnifique.

61 invisible guinea pig 11.25.06 at 4:15 am

can we talk about kittens and dogs please:)

62 invisible guinea pig 11.25.06 at 4:18 am

Saaaaammmy! dammmmit!

63 coaddict 11.25.06 at 4:18 am

aw! squeak squeak squeaker squeaken. (ok, i know that’s chipmunk, but guinea pigs squeak too!)
and i hope all you people that were out shopping were cheery. i loathe the beginning of the holidays, but i work in a mall :p
and we need a guineapigmatch.com poem here

64 invisible guinea pig 11.25.06 at 4:24 am

hey i think i am in love with coaddict could somebody wake him up for me please

65 invisible guinea pig 11.25.06 at 4:31 am

long ago i fell i n love with you…

66 coaddict 11.25.06 at 4:37 am

::thinks awhile:: no, i’m not feeling creative tonight. all i got was this..
cosmo was a-searchin for a lady

67 invisible guinea pig 11.25.06 at 4:56 am

ok

68 invisible guinea pig 11.25.06 at 5:10 am

i miss you

69 useta hada kitteh 11.25.06 at 5:11 am

This pigkins. It runs on little wheelz hidden underneath, right? I don’t see no legs, so I figure there’s wheelz underneath like the little friction toys I had as a kid. I like him. Zoom zoom. Well, ackshally, he doesn’t looks like a zoom zoom. More of a just sit there and look cute.

you wants a song, you sez?

Hmmmm…

There’s a pig for you,
Somewhere a pig for you,
Leeps and squeakers and silly face
Wait for you someplace…
There’s a pig for you,
Somewhere a pig for you,
Take my paw and we’re almost there,
Take my paw and I’ll take you there,
Somewhere, someday, some pig…

Dat’s the bestest I can do.

70 invisible guinea pig 11.25.06 at 5:18 am

really that is sooo sad coming from you…you know…

71 invisible guinea pig 11.25.06 at 5:20 am

i mean if you can be the man among pig you should be able to make a pig become a man:)
i mean this is logic….what happen when guinea pig become cute:)

72 flybymypants 11.25.06 at 5:58 am

Wow, I had to stop and make sure that this wasn’t a pic our GP that passed away last year. Same color, similar markings, but our pig had ruby eyes. Cosmo popped up on my monitor for a reason ;) Way cute.

73 BenPanced 11.25.06 at 6:00 am

Because this is so 30 minutes ago…

http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/00012ecs/

74 uncloset stalker 11.25.06 at 6:08 am

i am having a good time…sweet dream my lovely softy guinea pigy

75 VaCKo 11.25.06 at 6:08 am

*cracks up completely at the filename*

Now iss ze time on Schprockets ven ve dance!

76 lurkertype 11.25.06 at 6:44 am

Love it, BenPanced!

VaCKo, I also thought maybe Meg is tryink to tell us ve can pet zee piggie! (Actually, the little dewd does look like Gunther, or whatever his name was).

77 Dickie Twinkles 11.25.06 at 9:58 am

Uhm, actually, guinea pigs are caviamorphs, not rodents ^^

I read once that they’re most closely related to the porcupine. Capybara seemed more obvious to me but…hey!

78 Lauri 11.25.06 at 1:37 pm

Yay, benpanced! Me luvs it!

Whoa, Dickie Twinkles, porcupines, eh? I had no idea!

This thread has some really weird comments on it. Yes, weirder than usual.

79 pinupkate 11.25.06 at 5:19 pm

single broken roan female seeks handsome male for long walks around at floor time, romantic bell pepper dinners, and a pigloo for two.

call rosie, and make your wheeks come true!

http://www.everybodydancenow.net/albums/pigtures/DSC04611.jpg

80 Lex - Be 11.25.06 at 5:33 pm

Cute or not, he looks so much as Carl Wheezer (thanks Fish eye btw ^^):

Llamma Loozaaaaaaaaaa!!! :-D

81 Lex - Be 11.25.06 at 5:35 pm

Lol pinupkate!! All I could say when I saw the pic was “Cheeeeeeese!!” :-D

82 E. Collison 11.25.06 at 6:37 pm

DT, you’re partly right, but…

“Cavia are classified in order Rodentia, …”

And yes, there are some awfully strange comments her!

pyrit, no movie yesterday. Other stuff (non-shopping, non-holiday) happening.

83 E. Collison 11.25.06 at 6:38 pm

Argh – that was meant to be “here,” not “her.”

Oh well.

84 Lucky's Buddy 11.25.06 at 7:01 pm

This is the Scarlett Johannsen of guinea pigsh. Oh so kissalbe!!!

85 Lucky's Buddy 11.25.06 at 7:01 pm

This is the Scarlett Johannsen of guinea pigsh. Oh so kissalbe!!!

86 Lucky's Buddy 11.25.06 at 7:01 pm

This is the Scarlett Johannsen of guinea pigsh. Oh so kissalbe!!!

87 Lucky's Buddy 11.25.06 at 7:01 pm

This is the Scarlett Johannsen of guinea pigsh. Oh so kissalbe!!!

88 Lucky's Buddy 11.25.06 at 7:01 pm

This is the Scarlett Johannsen of guinea pigsh. Oh so kissalbe!!!

89 Lucky's Buddy 11.25.06 at 7:01 pm

This is the Scarlett Johannsen of guinea pigsh. Oh so kissalbe!!!

90 BlurpleBerry 11.25.06 at 7:55 pm

Ahchk, so cute!

91 taylor 11.25.06 at 10:13 pm

guinea pigs r so so cute

92 LB 11.25.06 at 11:27 pm

Man! After I read the name I expected some kind of fork joke. Glad I was wrong.

93 Claude 11.26.06 at 1:16 am

Guinea pigs are cute~!!

94 bud's mom 11.26.06 at 3:28 am

i have to chime in: this guy is absolutely adorable!! i know i’m biased, i love guinea pigs, and normally will insist that mine is the most ridiculously good-looking of them all, but i can appreciate others – and this, THIS one is, well, that little face, those lips, melt my heart! plus, it’s such a sears-portrait-studio-shot, i can quite get over it…

95 bud's mom 11.26.06 at 3:28 am

i have to chime in: this guy is absolutely adorable!! i know i’m biased, i love guinea pigs, and normally will insist that mine is the most ridiculously good-looking of them all, but i can appreciate others – and this, THIS one is, well, that little face, those lips, melt my heart! plus, it’s such a sears-portrait-studio-shot, i can quite get over it…

96 bud's mom 11.26.06 at 3:28 am

i have to chime in: this guy is absolutely adorable!! i know i’m biased, i love guinea pigs, and normally will insist that mine is the most ridiculously good-looking of them all, but i can appreciate others – and this, THIS one is, well, that little face, those lips, melt my heart! plus, it’s such a sears-portrait-studio-shot, i can quite get over it…

97 bud's mom 11.26.06 at 3:28 am

i have to chime in: this guy is absolutely adorable!! i know i’m biased, i love guinea pigs, and normally will insist that mine is the most ridiculously good-looking of them all, but i can appreciate others – and this, THIS one is, well, that little face, those lips, melt my heart! plus, it’s such a sears-portrait-studio-shot, i can quite get over it…

98 bud's mom 11.26.06 at 3:28 am

i have to chime in: this guy is absolutely adorable!! i know i’m biased, i love guinea pigs, and normally will insist that mine is the most ridiculously good-looking of them all, but i can appreciate others – and this, THIS one is, well, that little face, those lips, melt my heart! plus, it’s such a sears-portrait-studio-shot, i can quite get over it…

99 bud's mom 11.26.06 at 3:28 am

i have to chime in: this guy is absolutely adorable!! i know i’m biased, i love guinea pigs, and normally will insist that mine is the most ridiculously good-looking of them all, but i can appreciate others – and this, THIS one is, well, that little face, those lips, melt my heart! plus, it’s such a sears-portrait-studio-shot, i can quite get over it…

100 samsuma 11.26.06 at 8:40 am

Sorry guys but he really really does. Rainman all the way.

101 Michaela 11.26.06 at 2:33 pm

awww piggie piggie piggie!
i can’t get enough

102 Chastity 11.27.06 at 3:23 pm

I just KNOW that the lil’ piggie can talk….what did he say today???
:+)

103 Nora 11.27.06 at 5:00 pm

You could only think this lil piggy was not cute IF you never shared your home with one. This is one cute lil piggy…he is the Mick Jagger of Guinea Piggies! “You can’t always get what you Whee…”

104 cosmo's proud mom 11.28.06 at 3:07 am

As Cosmo’s proud mom, I’m lovin’ all this piggie talk!

105 cosmo's proud mom 11.28.06 at 3:07 am

As Cosmo’s proud mom, I’m lovin’ all this piggie talk!

106 cosmo's proud mom 11.28.06 at 3:07 am

As Cosmo’s proud mom, I’m lovin’ all this piggie talk!

107 cosmo's proud mom 11.28.06 at 3:07 am

As Cosmo’s proud mom, I’m lovin’ all this piggie talk!

108 cosmo's proud mom 11.28.06 at 3:07 am

As Cosmo’s proud mom, I’m lovin’ all this piggie talk!

109 cosmo's proud mom 11.28.06 at 3:07 am

As Cosmo’s proud mom, I’m lovin’ all this piggie talk!

110 sammyy! 11.30.06 at 11:00 pm

How can you say no to the leeps?!

111 Theo 11.30.06 at 11:05 pm

[etymological baroo?]

…”leaps” or “lips” — I guess it works either way.

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