Natalie Dee has it right

They’re FDA-approved and a little squirmy, but that’s OK.
Hamsterimplants

Good work KHyde and Natalie Dee!

Comments

  1. Natalie Dee, the greatest evarrr!

  2. Are those hamsters in your pockets or…….

  3. I haven’t checked yet, and I hesitate to ask, but which category…?

  4. Oh and by the way: This is another one of those sublime internet crossovers. Natalie Dee is one of the MFBT people. Can we post that one on Friday?
    ;-)
    http://www.marriedtothesea.com/021506/booze-time.jpg
    (language not safe for work or tender ears)

  5. Umm, umm…

    Yes. They would be cute. Practical–not so very.

  6. aaahhh i luv natalie dee!

  7. OK. I had never heard of Natalie Dee….but, I think I LIKE her! ;)

    MFBT an’ all.

    Ok, an actual poTAto chip was stuck in my keyboard but I beat the heck out of it so I could still use the “space” key. Wool, how appropriate.

    Anyway, gotta check out this N. Dee.

    Space…space….

  8. Can I have 2 hamster implants, please, and 1 tummy duck.

  9. O’kay…..I also want to say that “squirmy” is a very good thing.

    :D

  10. WooooooooHooooo, pyrit!!!

    Me Two!!!

  11. I’d totally go for it!

    Nice timing, too, since the FDA recently lifted the ban on silicone implants, for those less inclined to rodents.

  12. Lol-ing, R. Moore,
    I want the “squirmy” kind. ;)

  13. AuntieMame says:

    I would need giganto hammies like the one running in the film reel for it to be worth the bother, though…

  14. Hmm, where are all the people complaining about the sexual content now???

  15. Peg of Tilling says:

    Why, this looks like just the thing for colder weather.

  16. My woman better have Hamplants…

  17. I still don’t know Victoria’s Secret but now we all know (singsong) Naaatalieee’s secret!

  18. My goodness, as big as I am I don’t need hamplants–but a breast dog-mentation would be great! ^__^

    *waiting for the local Punsters to pounce…*

    –TwoDragons

  19. That’s between you and your paws-metic surgeon, D2D.

  20. Peg of Tilling says:

    Just don’t go up more than a couple of pup-sizes…

  21. AuntieMame says:

    Sounds like D2D needs a re-dog-tion rather than a dog-mentation.

  22. chet's momma says:

    hee hee i love the pun-sters!

  23. chet's momma says:

    hee hee i love the pun-sters!

  24. chet's momma says:

    hee hee i love the pun-sters!

  25. chet's momma says:

    hee hee i love the pun-sters!

  26. chet's momma says:

    hee hee i love the pun-sters!

  27. chet's momma says:

    hee hee i love the pun-sters!

  28. So wierd to come home and see this! This sounds awful, but a couple hours ago we were trying to get my old roommate to bellydance, and he thought shoulder shimmies would be easier if he had something to work with, but it’d have to be something heavy.. so we suggested a bra stuffed with bunnies.
    Incidentally, his pet bunny (who cuddles quite well) has converted me to a bunny lover.

    ok, end threadjack. :)

  29. hee…. they remind me of Buttons and Buttons2 of making fiends fame.

    Perhaps the lil’ hamsters will devour Natalie Dee! ;)

  30. AlbertaGirl says:
  31. I LURVE Natalie Dee! Nice to see her getting some good publicity!

  32. And you thought it was bad when the dog caught you two in bed. Try setting the mood while her boobs are staring at you with that apprehensive look.

  33. ka9q's wife says:

    I am not really into girls but i would snorgle those falsies.

  34. ka9q's wife says:

    I am not really into girls but i would snorgle those falsies.

  35. ka9q's wife says:

    I am not really into girls but i would snorgle those falsies.

  36. ka9q's wife says:

    I am not really into girls but i would snorgle those falsies.

  37. ka9q's wife says:

    I am not really into girls but i would snorgle those falsies.

  38. ka9q's wife says:

    I am not really into girls but i would snorgle those falsies.

  39. You know, glancing at this post again, I thought it read ‘Hamster in pants’.

    It’s late – I gotta go to bed.

    (retires, still ruminating over ‘hammy panties’…Cute of the Loom?)

  40. warrior rabbit says:

    Heh. Actually, Aubrey, I thought the same thing…but we’re in the same time zone. I’d say it’s time for me to put these eyes (and brain) to bed, too.

  41. Lol!! excellent! Great idea Natalie! And great name found by Robert (“Hamplants” :^p ).

  42. Here we have the poster child for:

    Inaugmentation Day, 1-20-09
    (April Fools day? Halloween? Groundhog Day maybe?)

  43. Peg of Tilling says:

    I’d hate to en-corgi anyone to have some kind of ir-retriever-able surgery–perhaps there’s some kind of collie-gen injections? ’cause boys often make passes at girls who wear Lassies.

  44. musicchick2 says:

    Oh my goodness! The Natalie Dee Pudding illustration absolutely must be added as a regular feature of C.O. Well, whenever we don’t have enough advertising to fit the page and such. Oh and to the punsters? Props to your quick wit and verbal dexterity. *golf claps*

  45. I don’t know which is funnier, the hamster boobies or the punnies!!!!

  46. Ah, a re-dog-tion! Just what I need to turn my Great Danes back into sweater puppies! Though I fear the procedure would cost a LOT of kibble…*sigh*

    –TwoDragons

  47. DTD, if you are physically suffering from those Danes, insurance may pay for a re-dog-tion, the theory being that it’s cheaper for them to pay for that than to pay for potential back surgery and etc as time goes on.

    Sorry for the total thread-jacking…

    I think Hamplants would be purrrr-fur-ctly wonderful!

  48. Omg, you guys are GOOD!!!

    Peg…punnilicious!

    I suppose after the re-dog-tions, D2D, you would have Chi-ta-tas.

    I dunno…you guys dun used up all the good puns.

  49. AlbertaGirl — good eye. Hmm. Gotta do SOMETHING with that.

    And speaking for CO’s Boobless Minority, I just wish it to be known that bwaAAHAAHAAHAHAHAA[snort]AHAHAAA!!!!! [gasp] oh my my my…

  50. chica con gatitas says:

    Fab. just FAB. The draring is veddy apropos. Totally. Utter serendip!

  51. Omg! Funny and cute. A deadly combo!!! :D

  52. Why do I hear Brahams being played in the background?

  53. I think it’s really Mamms, Aubrey.

  54. Martha in Washington says:

    I can’t keep my hubby’s hands outta my shirt now, just imagine if I had hamplants…I’d never get any rest. ;)

  55. Oh, I thought you said you couldn’t keep your hubby’s Hams out of your shirt, Martha!

    You know, I have GOT to get some of these teeshirts she has on her site. They are GREAT!

  56. Lauri:

    Schu-mamm?
    Chop-ham?

    It’ll take a while before I get a Liszt together.

  57. I hear Debusty.

  58. …and Bra-hams Lullabooby.

  59. Peg of Tilling says:

    …the Bra-ham-denburg Concertos?

  60. ka9q's wife says:

    sure ya start with hamster implants…then you get so much attention that a few years later you decide to go bigger and you go back and get the guinea pig implants.
    Stop the madness.

  61. ka9q's wife says:

    sure ya start with hamster implants…then you get so much attention that a few years later you decide to go bigger and you go back and get the guinea pig implants.
    Stop the madness.

  62. ka9q's wife says:

    sure ya start with hamster implants…then you get so much attention that a few years later you decide to go bigger and you go back and get the guinea pig implants.
    Stop the madness.

  63. ka9q's wife says:

    sure ya start with hamster implants…then you get so much attention that a few years later you decide to go bigger and you go back and get the guinea pig implants.
    Stop the madness.

  64. ka9q's wife says:

    sure ya start with hamster implants…then you get so much attention that a few years later you decide to go bigger and you go back and get the guinea pig implants.
    Stop the madness.

  65. ka9q's wife says:

    sure ya start with hamster implants…then you get so much attention that a few years later you decide to go bigger and you go back and get the guinea pig implants.
    Stop the madness.

  66. *wipes the tears away*

    Utterly hilarious.

    E>

  67. kw- I hear ya, Hon. Tehn, tehre’ll be no stoppin’ ‘em from teh Playtex Bunnies. Hoo Boy!

    Elizabeth – Yes it is, udderly.

  68. Ahhh, then they will have to market the Cross Your Ham bra, to lift and slepperate!

  69. Hey, quiet, you nutty nut-nuts, my favorite classical station is playing the bra-oque classics, and they’ve just began a rack-to-rack Tele-mamm/Ham-del hit parade!

  70. *simply snorting really loud!*

  71. WOW I don’t here anyone complaining like they did about the kitty and the rack picture….is it just something about pussy um cats?

  72. LOL @ the little hamster faces.

  73. GREAT one !!!

  74. This is horrible! Porn! I will never let my rabbits look at this site again!

  75. Okay, sorry guys, but this whole racks thing here on C.O. is just wrong. What is it with you people? Please, gimmie a break…. seriusly, it’s not cute, and it’s not funny, and believe me, I have an execelent (and broad) sense of funny.

  76. She needs some electrolysis.

  77. 2KittyGirl — what it is, with us people, is that we too are “just wrong”. Obviously.

    Wheeeee!!!

  78. And Arvay, many thanks for pre-proving my point. Good gracious!

  79. Teho, it’s difficult enough to raise kids in this day and age, I don’t want my rabbits exposed to this kind of p0rn! Particularly Mr. Grumphus Bumfus Bunn B. Doofus, who’se come such a long way since I picked him up! He was just a street urchin! Imagine, if I had not adopted him on time and put him through law school, he could have ended up a drug dealer or a pimp! I certainly don’t need to have him looking at offensive images such as this hamster panky!


  80. . . .

    [even longer pause]

    ………..”hamster panky”???

  81. I meant “who’s.” As in, “who has.” See what happens when you look at hamster panky? And I have a degree in English!

  82. Would that be your third degree?

  83. My firstsecond. Simultaneous with my secondfirst.

    But I have been given the third degree. How do you know my mother?

  84. I’d better not say.

  85. Stick figure pets-in-rack! Now THIS is cute.