I believe, this too, was created by someone at somethingawful.com

If you can find a polydactyl kitten, it’s 2-5 dmg/attack, plus they’re purple.

lmao luckycliff! and snorgling the kitten restores 2d12 hp and 2d6 mp.

the kitten does 1-4 damage per attack but 25 attacks per round LOL

This is what you get in place of the wooden sword in the Master Quest

“He looked up; and she was instantly scarlet, as if she had been dipped in boiling water. Through the confusion of her darkened eyes and drumming ears some enormous bulk seemed to stoop over her. Then the mist cleared. His eyes were riveted upon the manuscript again, but he breathed as if he had been running.” What punctuation!

I’ve been holding back Fiasco T. (for Ther, in case you were wondering) Peabrain, aka the One-Kitten Wild Bunch, from attacking the purrsor (“im in ur lap…”), and he is now purring contentedly, because he cannot see the purrsor from where he is.

housecat:

Cats are also smart, they know that all the claws in the world will not protect them from one scared little girl. Then again, kittens tend to be caring in all sorts of weird and wonderful ways.

This is way too adorable.

It reminds me of something from my childhood. When I was little and I was afraid to go down the dark hallway at night, I’d pick up the cat and carry him with me! He made me feel less scared. Looking back, I honestly don’t know how I thought the cat was going to protect me should something happen. He was sweet and he let me do it, and I was grateful.