I…can’t…drive… FIFTY-FIIIIVE! [Part two]

by Meg on November 2, 2006

Kathy A., nice work on the Sammeh Hagar look-alike… Check out the other Sammy here.

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Get your piggle runnin’…. Head out on the highway!

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1 Saint Stryfe 11.02.06 at 2:47 pm

I wanna roll with… the hammies.. cus they all think I’m so white and nerdy…

2 Katie 11.02.06 at 2:49 pm

Hammie is waaaay cuter than Sammie

3 juggle geese 11.02.06 at 2:50 pm

Didn’t know they came with such wavy fur.

4 juggle geese 11.02.06 at 2:50 pm

Didn’t know they come with such wavy fur.

5 NebraskaErin 11.02.06 at 2:50 pm

Gitcher motor runnin’…head out on the highway!

6 ebee 11.02.06 at 2:59 pm

“I’m going ridin on the Freeway of Love, wind against my back,

Goin’ riding on the Freeway of Love in a blue Cadillac….”

7 pyrit 11.02.06 at 3:00 pm

Is that a seal or a sea lion?

8 A thinker 11.02.06 at 3:00 pm

TEH FLOOFEH PIGGEH.

Tres cute.

9 Sharon 11.02.06 at 3:02 pm

A windswept pig, ramblin’ down the roads!

10 Laurie C 11.02.06 at 3:03 pm

Right about now, Barbie is reporting her car stolen.

11 NebraskaErin 11.02.06 at 3:04 pm

Lookin’ for adventure, or whatever comes our way…

12 ebichu 11.02.06 at 3:11 pm

My hamster put her nose to the monitor and seemed VERY interested… She’s quite light on her little feet.

13 Helene 11.02.06 at 3:12 pm

Whoa, check out the FLUFF!!

14 firefinch 11.02.06 at 3:25 pm

I hope that piggeh is the designated driver, ‘cuz I want MAS TEQUILA! Doesn’t have to be Cabo Wabo, El Jimador is fine. I’ve heard Patron is good. Anyone here tried it?

15 rachel 11.02.06 at 3:29 pm

because i can only go… thirty eight.

simpsons?

16 Cory 11.02.06 at 3:32 pm
17 A thinker 11.02.06 at 3:35 pm

*snortLOL*, Laurie C.

18 pyrit 11.02.06 at 3:39 pm

Lamborguinea Hammie, slow your
Lamborguinea down.

I’m a ham of means by no means
King of the rodents.

19 pyrit 11.02.06 at 3:49 pm

firefinch – no, but here’s a lime, if it helps any.

20 Theo 11.02.06 at 3:51 pm

They love you for your piiig Cadillac
Fur-covered seats
Pellets in the trunk,
Overflowin’ ’round yer feet

WHEEKin’ to the girls
Sittin’ at the light
Squanderin’ yer timothy on Saturday night

Cavy I just wonder what yer doin’ in the back
Of that piiig Cadillac, piiig Cadillac…

21 Redzilla 11.02.06 at 3:52 pm

Firefinch: Chinaco Anejo.

You can tell that Mario Pigletti has been going fast, ’cause he’s got highway hair.

22 Redzilla 11.02.06 at 3:53 pm

Oh noes, Theo. Now I totally have that song in my head, complete with a chorus of squeeing piggies.

23 Ivonne 11.02.06 at 3:54 pm

Hammie likes the Gasolina!!
give him more gasolina!!
hahahahaha I thought about this on the moment I saw him little hammie yankee hahaha great pic, such wavie fur (snorg, squee);)

24 Theo 11.02.06 at 3:54 pm

I AM TEH EARWORM!
I AM TEH WALRUS!

Go me.

25 pyrit 11.02.06 at 3:58 pm

firefinch – Ivonne is the one to ask!

26 JC 11.02.06 at 4:04 pm

Is Patron good? Hah! Muy good!! Get the Silver variety. It’s my favorite.

27 Ivonne 11.02.06 at 4:07 pm

Thanks pyrit!!!

28 masa 11.02.06 at 4:11 pm

on his way, he will pick up old-lady hitch hiker, i am sure.

29 moths_are_scary 11.02.06 at 4:16 pm

they see him rollin’… They hatin’… Patrollin’ they try to catch him ridin’ dirty….gotta catch this hammy ridin’ dirty….
p.s. he’s adorable!

30 lauowolf 11.02.06 at 4:21 pm

Piggie, you can drive ma car.
Yes, you’re gonna be a star.
Piggie, you can drive ma car.
And, Piggie, I love you.
(Beep. Beep.
Beep, Beep.
Squeeee)

31 A thinker 11.02.06 at 4:38 pm

Inspired by Laurie C:

There once was a piggy named Bob
Who was given a dastardly job.
“We’ll steal Barbie’s car
And we’ll drive it so far
We’ll be gone ‘fore she knows she’s been robbed.”

32 velociraptor 11.02.06 at 4:40 pm

firefinch wrote, “I’ve heard Patron is good. Anyone here tried it?”

You heard right, though I prefer silver to gold. Don Julio is also verehvereh good…and dangerous.

Tequila and piggies…that seems so, so wrong.

Teho: You have totally memed me with that song, I’m ruined for the day.

33 Laurie C 11.02.06 at 4:43 pm

thinker – nice job!
I have lauowolf’s earworm in my head now.

34 Redzilla 11.02.06 at 5:00 pm

Thinky, like the limerick, but might I suggest that Piggy’s dastardly job is Repo Pig?

35 Ivonne 11.02.06 at 5:01 pm

Hey firefinch, I don’t like alcohol that much but I’ve never heard of that Patron…..Jose Cuervo Reserva 100 años is the one my friends like and Don Julio’s, although I’ve heard Corralejo is good hahahahaha little much for one that doesn’t drink right??? well I’ve friends ;)

36 pyrit 11.02.06 at 5:03 pm

This little piggy can’t drive 55,
This little piggy stole Barbie’s ride,
This little piggy had tequila,
This little piggy said don’t drink n drive,
And this little piggy went squeee, squeee, squeee, squeee all the way home.

37 lauowolf 11.02.06 at 5:24 pm

Oh great.
It’s the first real rain of the season here, so people are driving like maniacs anyway.
And now I have visions of little drunken piggie drivers veering all over the highway, top down, fur flying, trailing pellets as they go.
I’m getting me another coffee before I hit the road.

38 michellemybelle 11.02.06 at 5:32 pm

I want to go on a roadtrip with this little guy – RIGHT NOW.

39 Rob 11.02.06 at 5:41 pm

SPEED DEMON

40 Renee 11.02.06 at 5:43 pm

“Life is a highway. I’m gonna ride it all night long”

41 The Guy Over There 11.02.06 at 5:52 pm

Sammeh should have worn a scarf, that way he wouldn’t look like Bridget Jones during that one scene.

42 zelda 11.02.06 at 6:01 pm

I agree – I was thinking a lovely silk paisley scarf, with big Jackie-O sunglasses. Sweet!

43 Heather S. 11.02.06 at 6:01 pm

OOOOH HE’S CURLY!!!! TO CUTE…OVERLOAD… *shortout*

44 Aubrey 11.02.06 at 6:09 pm

Little guinea pig, you’re really lookin’ fine
Convertible and a four-speed – you make CO shine
Practice road safety: make sure your brakes align-ee-eye-ine
C’mon and turn it on, wind it up, blow ‘em out guinea pig

Yeah, yeah, little guinea pig
Yeah, yeah, little guinea pig
Yeah, yeah, little guinea pig
Yeah, yeah, little guinea pig

When he’s driving o’er wood shavings you just gotta smile
This speed racing piggie has got plenty of style
Zipping by puppehs and kittehs
really drives ‘em why-ee-eye-ild
C’mon don’t let ‘em pass, play bump-draft, go three-wide guinea pig

Gonna go to Petco and buy a piggie car
Got the helmet but this car needs a ‘lil spoiler bar
Get his own little pig crew
This piggie’s gonna be the coolest thing around
This little piggie’s gonna shut you down
So go turn it on, wind it up, blow ‘em out guinea pig

45 RevWaldo 11.02.06 at 6:19 pm

TWEE! Flag on the field!

Did Sammy the GP climb in the car all by himself, or did somebody *put* him in the car for the photo?

Major cuteness points are riding on this.

46 kayte 11.02.06 at 6:19 pm

If you want to go and take a ride wit’ me,
Just a little guinea piggy, You can be my G.
Oh, why must I live this way?
Must be the pellets!

And then, old school:

It’s the little guinea piggy from Pasadena.
Go Piggy,
Go Piggy,
Go Piggy,
Go!

47 JH 11.02.06 at 6:38 pm

“While you’re out, stop off at the liquor store next to the Walmart down the street and pick up a pint of Smirnoff Red!”

48 Peg of Tilling 11.02.06 at 6:44 pm

Laurie C., laughing at the Barbie thing…Thelma & Louise starring Barbie and Midge? So here we’re looking at the dastardly cowboy played by Brad Pig.

49 Theo 11.02.06 at 6:56 pm

Piggeh was a racecar driver
Drove so goldurned fast
Never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last

Piggeh was a racecar driver
He was the Verse Peep’s Number One
With a Bing Cavy sticker on his 4-4-2
Yeah he’d light ‘em up just for fun…

50 Redzilla 11.02.06 at 6:58 pm

“Yeah, dude, I dig Sammy Pigar, but when he never really worked with Van Hamster. Couldn’t replace David Lee Rat.”

51 pyrit 11.02.06 at 7:12 pm

Redz, but could David Lee Rat play the electric guineatar?

52 Kara 11.02.06 at 7:15 pm

Another great example of the pinny-gig ‘What?’ face.

53 Redzilla 11.02.06 at 7:16 pm

[yanking pun license out of pyrit's hand...checking it over]: Very well, it all seems in order. Carry on.

54 Mary 11.02.06 at 7:18 pm

I can not even express the joy I get from having c.o. to brighten my work day.. songs and poems about carjacking guinea pigs can’t be found just anywhere. Kudos to all and a snorgle to the piglet.

55 Aubrey 11.02.06 at 7:24 pm

Mary, rather than a penny, this little guy is just a guinea for your thoughts.

56 ka9q's wife 11.02.06 at 7:29 pm

There goes a red headed Piggeh in a blue chevrolet
-Beat Farmers

Guinea pig highway in the sunshine
Where the days are longer
The nights are stronger than moonshine
- America

57 ka9q's wife 11.02.06 at 7:29 pm

There goes a red headed Piggeh in a blue chevrolet
-Beat Farmers

Guinea pig highway in the sunshine
Where the days are longer
The nights are stronger than moonshine
- America

58 ka9q's wife 11.02.06 at 7:29 pm

There goes a red headed Piggeh in a blue chevrolet
-Beat Farmers

Guinea pig highway in the sunshine
Where the days are longer
The nights are stronger than moonshine
- America

59 ka9q's wife 11.02.06 at 7:29 pm

There goes a red headed Piggeh in a blue chevrolet
-Beat Farmers

Guinea pig highway in the sunshine
Where the days are longer
The nights are stronger than moonshine
- America

60 ka9q's wife 11.02.06 at 7:29 pm

There goes a red headed Piggeh in a blue chevrolet
-Beat Farmers

Guinea pig highway in the sunshine
Where the days are longer
The nights are stronger than moonshine
- America

61 ka9q's wife 11.02.06 at 7:29 pm

There goes a red headed Piggeh in a blue chevrolet
-Beat Farmers

Guinea pig highway in the sunshine
Where the days are longer
The nights are stronger than moonshine
- America

62 pyrit 11.02.06 at 7:37 pm

Argh! I meffed up! Are delayed reactions/corrections allowed?
Lamborguinea SAMMIE,
(a la Mustang SALLY), not “Hammie”, what the, where did I get “Hammie”. And it’s, I’m a SAM of means by no means, King of the roadents. What was I thinking, wait a min…Theo?
Naah, can’t blame anybody. Redz, take the license.

63 Theo 11.02.06 at 7:47 pm

Whut?
Can’t correct EVERYBODY’S spellins.

64 E. Collison 11.02.06 at 7:53 pm

Oh, this looks like *Ken’s* car, not Barbie’s. When I was small, I had cars for both of them (official and all) – they came in pink and blue, natch.

Speaking of annoying songs, teh GP is sayin’ “It’s all about Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….”

(As in
“I’m a piggy
big and chubby
what can I eat?,” etc.)

65 chacha 11.02.06 at 8:19 pm

joining the play with a nod to Brian Setzer …

“my cavy drove up in a brand new Cadillac …

I said, hey cavy, where’d you get that Cadillac? …

he said, balls to ya Daddy – I ain’t never coming back!”

66 Lillith 11.02.06 at 8:21 pm

Been driving all night
Paws stuck on the wheel
Theres a voice in my head
that drives my heel.

My cavvy’s callin’
says I need you here
Now its half past four and
I’m shiftin’ gears.

We got a thing that’s called Cavvy Love.
Cavvy Love!

67 sandysquirrel1214 11.02.06 at 8:25 pm

Go hammie down 55. speed up
dude.

68 Aubrey 11.02.06 at 8:32 pm

Theo – your Spelling is Tori-ble.

pyrit – Sorry about the meffing up. You could have been a contender, you could have been king…you could have been…pyrex.

69 you guys r silly 11.02.06 at 8:34 pm

Here he comes – here comes Piggeh Racer
He’s a cavy on wheels
He’s a cavy and he’s gonna be “wheet-in’ after someone
He’s gainin’ on you so you better look alive
He’s busy revvin’ up the powerful *Mach 5*
And when the ahh-s are against him
And there’s CO work to do
You bet your life Piggeh Racer is gonna see it through
Go Piggeh Racer! Go Piggeh Racer! Go Piggeh Racer Go!
He’s off and scrambling as he “wheets” his car around the track
He’s jammin’ down the pedal headed for a timothy stack
A carrot’s waitin’ up ahead!
Go Piggeh Racer! Go Piggeh Racer! Go Piggeh Racer Go!

70 Redzilla 11.02.06 at 8:49 pm

[scrolling through ipod to sing along with Chacha...]

Now…[clears throat]…who’s ready to tackle Little Red Corvette?

71 Aubrey 11.02.06 at 8:49 pm

What if this piggie had a Harley – could a pig ride a hog?

72 A thinker 11.02.06 at 8:51 pm

If pyrit’s puns are deceptively good, but with meffed-up spelling, does that make him/her pyrite?

73 Katrina 11.02.06 at 8:56 pm

AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Kathy – I don’t know if you remember me but I used to talk to you on a guinea pig forum. Your little piggy had 3 babies. I think they all died? This little piggy has been through a lot!!

74 Theo 11.02.06 at 8:57 pm

“Guess I shoulda known by the way you chewed your hay sideways that it wouldn’t last
“You’re a pocket pet that believes in gettin’ cat-licked one time & then haulin’ ass…”

Yeah, or not. Prince may be my homie but that doesn’t mean I’m part of the talent pool.

75 you guys r silly 11.02.06 at 8:59 pm

Oh Theo — That was good!
&:o)

76 Redzilla 11.02.06 at 9:06 pm

Aubrey with a left, Thinker with a right hook, but Teho comes in to make the kill.
Uff, I needed a good laugh, T.
Getting cat-licked one time.

77 marsheeeee 11.02.06 at 9:07 pm

“While riding in my Cadillac, much to my surprise…
A little guinea piggy came riding up…
It was one-millionth my size.
The pig must’ve wanted to pass me out
’cause he kept on tooting his horn.
I’ll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep Beep.
Beep Beep.
His horn went beep beep beep.

78 marsheeeee 11.02.06 at 9:09 pm

End quote.

79 Aubrey 11.02.06 at 9:17 pm

“Meg, you gone and started me thinkin’
That a piggie belongs in a
Hot
Rod
Lincoln”

80 Jessarakitty 11.02.06 at 9:32 pm

Aubrey, I can just hear the guitar siren sound effects – squeeeEEEEEeeee- oh man, thanks entirely too much. Hey, did anybody do ‘Mabelline’ a la guinea pig? No? Perhaps some of our talented bards would oblige…

81 pyrit 11.02.06 at 9:33 pm

Cackle, hoot, splode, Cackle-cackle, laugh out loud, giggle, hooting, SNICKER!!!!!, holding nose, head exploding, crinkly eyed, heee heee!, can’t breathe, silent laughing, tears, double over cracking up! *+< (that's me on the floor ROTFLMAO)

82 Miette 11.02.06 at 9:48 pm

Mr. Pig had an oldsmobile
Baby blue with them wire wheels
He took her home the day that she was adverstised
He said she leaked when, it would rain
And sounded like an aeroplane
But I knew she was a jewel in disguise
She had a 455 Rocket
The biggest block alive
I couldn’t hardly wait just to take my turn
She was made for the straight aways
She grew up hating Chevrolets
She’s a Rocket, she was made to burn

83 Theo 11.02.06 at 9:52 pm

Aubrey — yer gonna drive me to drinkin’

Jessara — I thought about that, but somebody wanted some Prince perversions. ;) But “Maybelline” is easily replaced by “Guinea Pig” so, heck, do it up.

Giddyup, giddyup, 409…

84 Theo 11.02.06 at 9:54 pm

BTW, I’m quite liking YGRS’s take on Go Speed Racer Go.

85 chasmyn 11.02.06 at 9:58 pm

This one definitely looks more like Sammy.

86 Redzilla 11.02.06 at 9:58 pm

EEEEEEEEEEH!!!! Miette, I was trying to piece it together, although my version had something to do with a 455 Piglet.

I am too afraid to look at the Speed Racer one straight on–I cannot afford to get that stuck in my head, too. When I get home from work I may have to sing “Cat Scratch Fever” to myself to sort of clear the earworm decks.

87 Aubrey 11.02.06 at 10:01 pm

“Giddyup, giddyup, 409″

“She cleans real fine my 409…”

88 MamaDawn 11.02.06 at 10:13 pm

Redz… I’ve got the new Manilow cd and if it doesn’t kill the earworms, then nuthin’ will… but it’ll place new ones….

89 you guys r silly 11.02.06 at 10:16 pm

Theo: Why – thank you, sir!
&:o)

90 Theo 11.02.06 at 10:16 pm

I’m just waiting for someone to rework that one ditty from Grease. ‘Sall I’m doin’.

91 joe 11.02.06 at 10:26 pm

sammy

92 pyrit 11.02.06 at 10:29 pm

Weird – I’m getting a ‘try again later’ message at the Grease lyrics website.

93 you guys r silly 11.02.06 at 10:32 pm

The wheels on Ken’s car go round and round
round and round
round and round
The wheels on Ken’s car go round and round – All through the town…
The cavy in the car goes “wheet-wheet-wheet”
“wheet-wheet-wheet”
“wheet-wheet-wheet”
The cavy in the car goes “wheet-wheet-wheet” – All through the town…
The peeps on CO go “::poit::poit::squeeee!”
“::poit::poit::squeeee!”
“::poit::poit::squeeee!”
The peeps on CO go “::poit::poit::squeeee!” – All through the town!

94 Theo 11.02.06 at 10:36 pm

OMG, YGRS. LOL.
NRBQ.

Pyrit — [ahem] there’s more than one place to find lyrics on teh internets.

95 Jessarakitty 11.02.06 at 10:42 pm

..aw Maybelline (aw Maybelline), why can’tcha be true (squee squee squee squeeeee) , ya done started back doin’ those thangs you used to do… This is awful. I can hear the guinea pig earworm backup singers now. Little sequinned red costumes, cowboy boots, bandanas and all..

96 pyrit 11.02.06 at 10:42 pm

While the peeps click away, pyrit happens to look up, smoke wafting by, strange sitar music, a voice says:
GP is teh Guinea Pig
GP is teh Guitar Player
GP is teh Grand Prix
GP is teh Grease (voice fades…) page

Pyrit taps Theo on the shoulder, but no, Theo & ygrs are bonding at the mo’.

97 musicchick2 11.02.06 at 10:42 pm

If you listen really closely *puts ear against monitor* you can hear what’s playing on his car radio:

“Get your motor running
Head out on the highway
Lookin’ for adventure
In whatever comes our way
Here and god are gonna’ make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once and
Explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin’ with the wind
And the feeling that that i’m under
Here and god are gonna’ make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once and
Explode into space

Like a true nature’s child
We were born born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never want to die
Born to be wild
Born to be wild”

98 Redzilla 11.02.06 at 10:43 pm

YGRS–deadly, man, you are deadly.

Oh, and Grease–you need to check a lyric site? You don’t just got that song to hand in your head?!

You know I ain’t braggin’
She’s a real cavy wagon.

(And hey, those of you who was kids when that movie came out–isn’t it funny how you didn’t realize how dirty that song was at the time?)

99 musicchick2 11.02.06 at 10:44 pm

Good site for lyrics:
http://lyrics.astraweb.com/

100 Theo 11.02.06 at 10:53 pm

[shaking out fingers]
[cracking knuckles]
[rolling neck, prizefighter style]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=greased+lightning+lyrics+-%22liz+phair%22&btnG=Google+Search

101 Nora 11.02.06 at 10:54 pm

Patron makes my clothes fall off!! The Silver is best! Is Barbie slumped over in the passenger seat passed out? Is that why piggy is driving??

102 Redzilla 11.02.06 at 11:03 pm

I guess that would make Piggy’s car a real “Barbie wagon.”

Ahem.

103 Michele 11.02.06 at 11:09 pm

Guinea Pi-ig! Why can’t you be true?
Oh, Guinea piiig, why can’t you be true?
You done started back doin’ the things you used to do.

As Barbie was motivatin’ over the hill,
she saw a guinea pig in a coup de ville
A bad cavy rollin’ over on the open road,
but nuthin’ can out-run Ol’ Barbie’s V8 Ford.
The cavy was a doin’ over 95′,
Timothy hay was flyin’ side to side.

‘Guinea Piig! Why can’t you be true?
Oh, Guinea Piig, why can’t you be true?
You’re eatin’ up timothy hay and makin’ poo.’

104 you guys r silly 11.02.06 at 11:13 pm

uh – oh. . .
This isn’t Cavy Theater’s reinactment of “Kill Bill” is it?
Piggeh’s not headed over to OFF the cavy that left her for dead at her wedding rehearsal 4 years earlier, is she?
&:o(

105 you guys r silly 11.02.06 at 11:14 pm

P.S.
heh-heh…Michelle said “poo”…

106 Theo 11.02.06 at 11:14 pm

THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about.

107 Theo 11.02.06 at 11:15 pm

Better make that “Poup de Ville” [snicker]

108 Aubrey 11.02.06 at 11:26 pm

Walking down the cosmetics aisle
Saw Maybelline and it made me smile
Noticed they were rolling in a crate load
Of my lipstick color – couldn’t wait no mo’
Forced my way in I wasn’t shy –
Shoppers bumper to bumper, side to side

Maybelline, that’s all I can use
Oh Maybelline, that’s all I can use
I can’t go back to using
The brands I used to use

109 mynameisjonas 11.02.06 at 11:37 pm

“I’m a wild man”

I love meat wad, and the piggers too.

110 you guys r silly 11.02.06 at 11:39 pm

( Gary Numan – “CARS” )
Here in my car
I feel *cutest* of all
I can munch on my hay
and make poopies all day
In cars
Here in my car
The CO peeps all break down
Will you snorgle me please
If I bare my tummy
In cars

111 lurkertype 11.02.06 at 11:45 pm

I have been earwormed worse than Chekov in “Wrath of KHAAAAAAAAAN!” All of youse guys are great.

(clears throat)

“Pig will have fun, fun, fun, till his daddy takes the toy car awaaaaaay.”

112 you guys r silly 11.02.06 at 11:49 pm

*who*knew*
a puinea-giggy in a widdle toy car would be so much
*fun*!?
&:o)

113 Aubrey 11.02.06 at 11:55 pm

YGRS:

To paraphrase LT: it’ll be fun as long as no one takes our toy car away!

114 Redzilla 11.03.06 at 1:47 am

Michele,
I’m sending you the hospital bill for my hernia surgery.

PS: I think Nora just made a pass at us. Come on! Who volunteers which brand of liquor makes her “clothes fall off”?

115 Aubrey 11.03.06 at 2:10 am

Redz, when I started reading the comments on CO, I immediately went and updated my hospital insurance…so I’m cool.

I’m going to be in Monterey/Santa Cruz/Pacific Grove/Lover’s Point, Friday – Tuesday. I hope to bring back stories of butterflies, otterz and penguinz. Cheerio, peeps!

116 Theo 11.03.06 at 2:17 am

So, uh, nobody here gets seasick, right?

http://squidgrid.com/images/misc/lifeisahighway.swf

Huahehehhhh.

117 you guys r silly 11.03.06 at 2:27 am

Bye Aubrey! — Have a SAFE and HAPPY trip!
&:o)
(We’ll save some *cute* for ya!)

118 you guys r silly 11.03.06 at 2:31 am

WHOA Theo!
how WEIRD is THAT!!!???
(Now I’m picturing “Wayne’s World” and Garth saying “If you MUST spew, spew in THIS”…)
Pass me a dixie cup, Garth…

119 A thinker 11.03.06 at 2:42 am

Teho!

“Mommy, please take the Flash away from Teho…”

120 Kcat 11.03.06 at 3:11 am

Lauriec, Theo and you guys r silly – I am ROFLMAO – you are killing me!!!!

121 KU kid 11.03.06 at 3:31 am

that’s an awesome picture!! i wish i was crusin with that hamster right now

122 army_kitten 11.03.06 at 3:44 am

for some reason the song that comes to mind is that super-catcy but inane french song that plays in the x-files episode with burt reynolds as god:

ça va, ça va, quand je suis dans mon auto, ça va, ça va, je maitrise bien mon véhicule

only i can’t pun in french. i can, however, imagine this little piggy as burt reynolds.

123 jaypo 11.03.06 at 4:00 am

Started reading these and had to stop, all the earworms [packs hands tightly over ears, please make them stop, I need to sleep tonight].

Hasta manana, mis puercolitos.

124 Michele 11.03.06 at 4:31 am

::Michele looks around innocently::
Hernia? Meeee?
The cavy pulled the coup up to a hundred and four
And timothy hay was all over the floor
It got all cloudy and started to rain
The cavy kept ‘squee’ing for the passing lane
Rain blew all under poor Barbie’s hood
didn’t do ol’ Barbie’s hairdo no good

The water cooled down the heat went down
But that didn’t stop that ‘squee’ing sound
The little cavy sat there like a ton o’ lead
110 a half a mile ahead
The cavy pooped some poo and looked very ill
When Barbie caught that piggie at the top of the hill
“Guinea Piiig! Why can’t you be true?
Oh, Guinea Pi-ig, you make too much poo!
And now my bucket seats are filled with goo!”

125 Theo 11.03.06 at 4:39 am

LOLOLOL!!! OK Michele, you’ve got me singing along now.
(that was AWFUL and you ought to be punished)
(LOL again)

126 Jackie from Michigan 11.03.06 at 4:47 am

Pig in a blue Corvette
Don’t drive Ken’s car so fast
Pig in a blue Corvette
You need some hay and oats that’s gonna last!

(that’s a parody of the chorus to “Little Red Corvette” natch)
Cute pic!

127 jam 11.03.06 at 5:09 am

i think this little bebeh could use some conditioner! (heh heh)

ohhh, his face is so round… I want to hand cup him! ps. creative songs!

128 Michele 11.03.06 at 5:24 am

Sorry about the silliness- that’s what happens when I’m sick and grading midterms, all at the same time.

129 misscrisp 11.03.06 at 5:53 am

bestest sneak peek at most recent comments before dutifully scrolling upwards…evar!
not seasick…mesmerized …

130 Kathy A. 11.03.06 at 6:12 am

Jasmine, a special-needs Texel guinea pig, would say “Hi” but she’s too busy wheeking for her veggies and “starring” on her daily cam show. Last I saw of her she was trying to print out some photos and autograph them for her next public appearance! ;) Guess she’d better get the news of Cute Overload on her website and blog (both for real). Thanks for putting up the photo … it’s one of my favorites.

131 anneelizmary 11.03.06 at 7:41 am

Thanks, Music chick 2–I thought I was the only one who immediately heard Steppenwolf! Good Times.

(Next best would be if that G.P. in a Sin Wagon.)

132 designerwhite 11.03.06 at 8:11 am

OMG!! Guineapigs can’t drive cars!! ONLY motorcycles!!

http://www.designerwhite.ca/rosenpig/default.asp?pic=content/3Photo%20Album/full/qrosenphotos%20-%20002.jpg

AH GA GA GA GA!!

133 Lauri 11.03.06 at 11:26 am

Hahaha, cute stuffeded g.pigs, designer white! The perfect nonallergenic, turdfree pet!

134 Chelle 11.03.06 at 12:13 pm

We need this in TEE SHIRT FORM!!!!!

135 Laurie C 11.03.06 at 12:49 pm

If he was driving a motorcycle, he’d be Stuart Piggle.

136 jaypo 11.03.06 at 1:46 pm

LC, very good!

137 jaypo 11.03.06 at 2:00 pm

This is totally off-thread… but I happened to be amusing myself with stuff besides work. This is in my “J’amuse” folder and it cracks me up every time:

http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

138 Laurie C 11.03.06 at 2:59 pm

jaypo, on that link, the Orleans album cover? The guy in the middle is running for Congress right now. No guff. He was on The Colbert Report a couple of weeks ago, and yes, Colbert showed that album cover.

139 Redzilla 11.03.06 at 3:27 pm

Jaypo, if you’re amused by Devastatin’ Dave, let me direct your attention to Rock n Roll Confidential’s Hall of Douchbags. I once laughed so hard I drooled on my keyboard.
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/index.php

140 Redzilla 11.03.06 at 3:28 pm

And now the “e” and the return key don’t work right. That should have been one post, and “Douchebags,” obvy.

141 michellemybelle 11.03.06 at 3:36 pm

It’s a day late (and yes, I’m a buck short), but here’s my contribution to the tunes:

If you’ve got a plan to motor west,
take my way,
it’s the highway that’s the best,
Get your PIGS on Route 66.

142 Karen in Toronto 11.03.06 at 4:00 pm

I’m'a gettin tired of the ham. How about some OTHER white meat?

BTW, Fiasco T. Peabrain, the street kid, is losing his kitten fluff and is looking quite sleek and muscular at 3 months. I love the new “Instant On”TM Purrinator. Verbal command (such as “hello-baby”) takes about 3 seconds. Manual activation is instantaneous. Last night he was purring while playing in an empty stock pot — he was cranked up to 11 in there.

143 jaypo 11.03.06 at 4:06 pm

RedZ, drooling on keyboards *will* affect how they work.

144 jaypo 11.03.06 at 4:08 pm

Oh, and I will check out that link as soon as I get a new roll of paper towels.

145 shanchan 11.03.06 at 4:26 pm

Karen- so funny- I think my two month old (Beamer) has the same model!

146 pyrit 11.03.06 at 4:58 pm

I say we just gotta ask these
peeps where the new photos are.

Excuse me, we peeps
have the new photos of course.

- Hey, the peeps have the new photos!
- Oh. Well. Great! Good!

They’re up there.

Don’t you love the new images?
Not a very lively bunch though.

- So do you have any real new photos?
- No. Only old ones.

I mean if we had new photos here,
it wouldn’t be called ‘The Cute, would it?

The Cute?

147 Jaden 11.04.06 at 2:37 am

they see him rolling… they hating… patrolling, they tryin ta catch him ridin dirty ! :O

148 Karen in Toronto 11.04.06 at 4:02 am

Jaden, I dunno. Maybe it’s

Kick, push, kick, push, kick, push, kick, push … and coassssstt…

149 kalateur 11.05.06 at 8:16 pm

I’ve just remember a Cindy Lauper’s song “I drive all night”

P.D.: Have your hamster an autorized driving license? ;-)

150 Jaden 11.06.06 at 3:02 am

i’d be frightened if the hammie did :O he’d be driving UNDER traffic :O

151 Jaden 11.06.06 at 3:03 am

he’d need a helmet…

152 Jennifer Ashley 04.11.07 at 5:05 pm

so cute you should put up more pictures of her!

153 Cece 05.16.07 at 2:16 pm

your guinea pig looks
SOOOOOOOOO CUTE!

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