Je t’aime, ma ferrette

Oh, leetle ferrets, why do I love thee?

Is it your skinny, slide-under-a-door-as-if-you-have-no-bones ways?

Is it your ability to appear as a liquid, though you are soft fur and bone?

IS IT YOUR TINY EAR-TO-HEAD RATIO!?

Tell moi…

1_9

"Snoresville"

2_11

3_13

It’s the ear-to-head ratio, isn’t it, Tasha B.?

62 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Theo says:

    OTTER
    OTTER
    OTTER
    OTTER
    OTTER
    OTTER
    OTTER
    OTTER
    OTTER
    OTTER
    (yeah I know it’s a ferret)
    OTTER
    OTTER
    OTTER
    OTTER
    OTTER
    !!!!!

  2. jaypo says:

    Methinks it be the relaxed flobby,sleppy pawsitude.

  3. trin says:

    OOOOhhhh ferret fuzzy… SMOOCH.

  4. Rachel L says:

    Yay :) I always love seeing ferts on here! Woo!

  5. I love that second picture. That’s what I look like when I’m sleeping. I gotta get me a ferret!

  6. Gah – it’s the pet feet people -look at the soft little feet. 5 toes. Tiny claws. Pink pads.

    *squee*

  7. NebraskaErin says:

    I can hear the wee honk-shus!

  8. A thinker says:

    Ferrets are Teh Qte. Albeit also Teh Stinky.

  9. rpennefe says:

    Man, I so wish I was home, slepping, all curled up like the first pic.

    Leetle ferret…let me join with you in zee tiny honk-shus!

  10. Redzilla says:

    Non, cherie, eet ees zee way I haf sleethered into your heart and squizzled your ear weeth my leetle moist trembling nose.

    I love how the second pic is very reminiscent of old photos of dead banditos. All he needs is a leetle coffin.

  11. Subhangi says:

    Whee, Fertie!

  12. Renee says:

    I haven’t been a big fan of ferrets… until I started coming here. Now I wuv awl da widdle ferrets… Of course I always wuv’d awl da widdle buns an’ kitties an’…………….
    Why do you always start talking like that around here?
    :o )

  13. stina says:

    “Is it your skinny, slide-under-a-door-as-if-you-have-no-bones ways?” lol! I usually don’t like ferrets, but I think I’ve changed my mind now.

  14. Laurie C says:

    Redz, very appropriate imagery on the Day of the Dead.

  15. juggle geese says:

    I would like to have such a flexible spine. Would come in handy sometimes.

  16. Jessica says:

    No… it’s the pawsitude. The little, pink, adorable pawsitude!!!!

  17. pyrit says:

    Oui, if I had a ferret,
    I would give it a carrot,
    And a raspberry beret,
    To lessen zee ferret’s ‘bouquet’.
    (Ooh la la.)

  18. lauowolf says:

    Oh pyrit
    I am speechless.

  19. lauowolf says:

    Or almost…

    Most of the time, she wouldn’t wear much more.

  20. CatFreak says:

    Ferrets *are* cute.

    They freak me out when they move/slither, though. They move almost too quickly, too sinuously, like quirky little animated fur ribbons.

    I discovered this while taking care of four of them for a friend who had to leave town for two weeks.

    Darling little beasts, but … they give me the willies. Don’t smell too good, either.

    What I *really* don’t understand is why I love snakes, and I adore me some ratties … but I am very slightly creeped out by ferrets.

    Still — love the ferret pics, especially the ones of the little meepers …

    Keep ‘em coming.

    Now — how ’bout them sugar gliders? SQUEEEE!!!

  21. finn says:
  22. Redzilla says:

    Yeah, I was gonna start a worldwide trend in exercise, helping people get the ferrety slithery spine action going. Called it ferret-oga.
    Only problem: people kept showing up in bedsheets wanting to shotgun beers.

  23. Peg of Tilling says:

    Ferret-oga? You could have a racetrack there. Or a Revolutionary War battle.

  24. Eve says:

    Actually it’s “furet” in french. But hey, I’m not going to wake him up to tell him… Zzzzzzz

  25. Redzilla says:

    Tanks, Pegot, now I gots some new punchlines for my joke. [snicker :o p -Halloween leftovers.]

  26. mariser says:

    finn, awesome picture. as always. it is quite a feat to make “The Gashlycrumb Tinies” even creepier, but you rose to the task.
    we don’t see enough of your creations. or of you. ’tis a shame.

  27. Laurie C says:

    It looks like he’s trying out different positions for maximum ferr-shui.

  28. pyrit says:

    Lauri C.! Try saying:
    “Feng shway ferret”
    5 times fast.

    feng shway ferret
    fung shway fwayr
    fung shvay, oh man . . .

  29. mariser says:

    Lauri sez, “ferr-shui”
    Gahhhh!
    the Aubrey, she’s…she’s… reproducing! noooooooooooooooooooooo!
    kill me now! before the puns do.

  30. lia says:

    i like how ferrets smell! my friend has 6, nothing like a pile of ferrets on your head.

    that one is just beeeeggin for a mucho snorgle in that little ferret curl.

  31. Arvay says:

    Whoa. Ferrets have paws? I always thought they had little hands and feet, like raccoons. Whoa. My world has been turned upside down.

  32. Lauri says:

    You loves dem cuz they are little snakes covered with fur!

  33. finn says:

    mariser, thanks for making my day.

  34. Aubrey says:

    To combat depression, sleepiness and general lassitude, CO recommends a dosage of ferret-onin every day.

  35. GreenEyedHawk says:

    When I take my furret The Cheat out places, I’m sometimes confronted by small children who are not too sure what he is. When they ask, I look at them as though they’re asking the obvious and I say…

    Well, it’s cold out, isn’t it? He’s a snake in a fur coat!

  36. chimera17 says:

    That’s adorable, Hawk! And The Cheat has got to be the best ferret name ever. My ferrets were pretty snakeish sometimes, especially in the grass.

  37. chimera17 says:

    Oh, another thing – ferrets do snore, but it sounds more like tiny high-pitched “ehn!”s. And sometimes they sleep with their tongues out. It’s the cutest thing ever.

  38. musicchick2 says:

    “ferret-onin” I KNEW there was a chemical reaction when I come here to gaze upon ‘da cute! Aubrey, many thanks for the prescription! ;-)

  39. Scallywag says:

    Il court, il court, le furet
    Le furet du bois, Mesdames,
    Il court, il court, le furet,
    Le furet du bois joli.

    Il est passé par ici,
    Il repassera par là.

  40. belphebe says:

    liquid ferrets. ah yes.
    Years ago, someone posted a comment about how “viscous” ferrets were. I think they were trying to perpetuate the stereotype that ferrets were “vicious”, but “viscous” defines a ferret’s movements so much better! They kind of ooze around and under the furniture.

    At least, when they aren’t bouncing all over the place!

  41. HonorH says:

    Do ferrets actually have bones? I’m not gonna believe it ’til I see me some x-rays.

  42. Aubrey says:

    Liquid ferrets? Shaken or furred?

  43. rebecca says:

    i used to have one like that and it was named stinky cause it smellt bad

  44. Adie says:

    I’m going with the floppy pawsitude. :)

  45. Alice says:

    say it with me!
    D’awww.

    That’s adorable, and now I want to hug either ferrets, my monitor, or both.

  46. cat says:

    Does this ferret have bones??

  47. acelightning says:

    They’re weasels. But they’re *cute* weasels.

  48. chimera17 says:

    Fellow cuteologists, a ferret x-ray. Thus proving that they are not actually the world’s furriest invertebrates.

    http://my.en.com/~rcmcr/images/x-ray-b.jpg

  49. wolfwhocriedboy says:

    When, OH WHEN, will I be in a living situation that will allow me to have a ferret-friend? *sniff* I wuvs ‘em soooo MUCH.

    Seriously awesome pics!

    Finn: THNX for that ferrety Edward Gorey-esqe pic! So nice to see a Ferret Fan who’s also familiar with the Gorey-dude. ;)

    GreenEyedHawk: Your ferret is called The Cheat:ROTFLMA! Strong Bad Email IS becoming pop-culture, keep up the good work. ;)

  50. GreenEyedHawk says:

    Even funnier, Wolf, is a guy who regularly comes into my work to guy dog food for his black Lab, who I’ve known since he was a puppy. I asked him what the dog’s name was, and he gave me a kind of long-suffering look, like he was sure I wouldn’t understand, and he told me the dog’s name was Trogdor.

    I laughed and said, “I have a ferret. His name is The Cheat.”

    We exchanged a knowing laugh. No one else around us understood.

  51. adam says:

    eee! it is the curlness that makes ferrets so cute! (curls up into a ball & snorgles whatever is near)

  52. carolina says:

    wow. the feets are killin’ me here. got a thing about the feets.

  53. Laurie C says:

    chimera, that X-ray looks like the ferret swallowed the head of a small child.

  54. lauowolf says:

    Oh dear.
    Laurie C, you’re right.
    Looks just like a little skull.
    How seasonal.

  55. erika says:

    awwwwwwwww so fucking cute
    !!!!!!

  56. Otter!

    -Steven Burda, MBA

    http://www.linkedin.com/in/burda

  57. Theo says:

    …notter.

  58. wolfwhocriedboy says:

    quoteing GEH: “We exchanged a knowing laugh. No one else around us understood.”

    That’s awsome! I have moments like that when I’m wearing my Teen Girl Squad T-shirt. ;)

    Trogdor For President!

  59. GreenEyedHawk says:

    Cheerleader! So-and-So! What’s-Her-Face! The Ugly One!

  60. Theo says:

    “Whoa, did I just draw that new hotness?”

  61. ldsvenus says:

    Gotta love the ferrets. My favorite pet. I miss my boys.

  62. lauowolf says:

    Hey, the futehs have got themselves an MBA!