Is our Halloween candy ready!?

Because, you should count on AT LEAST HALF OF IT going to your kitteh.

Serious.

Fresh_little_candies

"GLURP!" said Huntère the Kitteh. [Took 37 licks to git to the centre, according to Lori S.]

86 comments … read them below or add one

  1. jaypo says:

    Fish-filled center? Gee, if I were an FP hog I’d be sloppin’ it up. Teho, where are you when I need a slap?

  2. NebraskaErin says:

    My kitteh does not know how many licks it takes to get to the center, because after about four, she’s bored and moves onto something else.

  3. jennifuh says:

    MAH LOLLY!!!

  4. SandyCat says:

    that kitteh is kinda like, “Touch my lollipop and DIIIIIIE, suckafoo!” *eyes dart left and right in suspicion, then licking commences* “Miamiamiam…”

  5. Theo says:

    :P O–
    [shlurp]

  6. Tracey says:

    Looks like kitteh got caught in the act! lol

  7. Redzilla says:

    lolly addiction in a kitten so young…sniff.

    Those tiny slit pupils are CRAZY, but I loff the backlit floofiness.

  8. Karen in Toronto says:

    Them are some whiskers on that karaoke kitteh.

  9. katerpie says:

    I must know how this photo came about! Lori S., spill!

  10. A thinker says:

    Urp-

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I don’t know what’s happenin’ here, but I lof it.

  11. Teri says:

    omg! Kitty with a sweet tooth!

  12. Peg of Tilling says:

    LOLLY stuck to my NOSE…

    LOLLY stuck to my NOSE…

    (little help here please)

  13. i wanna lollypop !!! grr kiddies gt all the fun lol

  14. and jus read your comment peg n almost died laughing – seiously my head started to swell rofl nice one *claps*

  15. Alicia says:

    Canny, canny, canny, oh I lof canny, hey!!!

  16. Angela P. says:

    Heehee! I was completely disturbed when I first saw this photo because I thought the lollypop was stuck to the kitty’s face! Eek! Upon closer inspection, it would appear that this lolly is extremely dangerous and Sweet Loyal Kitty is attacking it to protect his owner!

  17. Jenne says:

    LOL Peg that’s what I thought too as the picture came up!

  18. Jenne says:

    ..and Angela..

    lol.

  19. Jenne says:

    off topic..

    how come sometimes it makes me “type the letters I see in the box”..??

  20. Skielar says:

    buahahaha Sandycat! that was my first thought. Rawr!

  21. Alicia says:

    Maybe, he is attacking the lollie because he knows how hyper it makes the kids and it really gets on his nerves

  22. cat says:

    Hmm, my first thought was “You monkeys eat this why??”- possibly because the older cat in the house doesn’t eat people food.

  23. A thinker says:

    Jenne, if you try to submit more than one comment in a predetermined (short) frame of time, Typepad will make you do that to make sure you’re not a spambot hitting the site with lots of random comment spam. Make sense?

  24. Theo says:

    Peggoty — it DOES look that way. LOL. (-ly)

  25. Poss says:

    Hey, my floor is also littered with shoes and cat toys!

  26. Peg of Tilling says:

    SandyCat: I’m planning to use “suckafoo” to describe another driver on my way home tonight–thanks!

  27. Laurie C says:

    Wow, that kid’s costume is *really* good.

  28. ariel says:

    look at the little curled paws!!

  29. Subhangi says:

    [sigh] No Halloween here. Not even Diwali. :( No treats or floofy kittens for me either.

  30. carriegood says:

    kitteh looks just like bucky from the comics.

    and i love kits with a sweet tooth – my smudge eats licorice.

  31. Martha says:

    omg How do people manage to get these pics?? LOL

  32. Holly says:

    My Tonk girly Piper loves lollies. Not for eating but for play. She’ll bat it around and hold it by the stick. She and her sister also have a love of pens.

    This is darling photo. “My sucker, but i’ll let you have a little taste.”

  33. Jenne says:

    carriegood: You’re right! It DOES look like Bucky! ROFL!

    A thinker: Ahaaa. makes sense, yep. Thanks.

  34. Uilleand says:

    FUUUUZZZY PAWS!!!!

  35. Pillow says:

    LOL!!! It’s TOTALLY Bucky.
    All he’s missing is the lil’ fang sticking out.

  36. Daisycat says:

    the fang is behind the lolly!!!

  37. Daisycat says:

    wheeeskaars gaaaaalooooore!

  38. Rachel says:

    Check out this jiggling cat:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fHbNlxRNBQ

  39. Aubrey says:

    “This is no sharing situation…these are Halloween PAWPS; we don’t go halfsies here.”

  40. Redzilla says:

    Who da sucka now, fool?
    [scampers away with stolen lolly]

  41. mlle_x says:

    Awwww, he has the CRAYZAY! look in his eye!

  42. Redzilla says:

    Er…Rachel, I don’t wants to embarrass you, but I don’t think that’s an “exercise machine.” If you get my meaning. Aherm.

  43. Aubrey says:

    I can see swirls in that candy pop…I am being sucked into its vortex…

    (Cat (to owner): “I see your future here – it will be sticky and will come in close contact with my teeth.”)

  44. katerpie says:
  45. Tony James says:

    Rachel – I’m not even going to *ask* what that kitty is sitting on – this is a family site, after all…

  46. you guys r silly says:

    erm…..I can’t see any videos on my work computer….
    Can anyone discretely tell me what the kitty is sitting on???
    &:o?
    (or do I really not want to know…)

  47. ebee says:

    Look closely, my dears…someone is trying to wrestle the sweet away from the po’ lil’ kitters! Y’know, it occurs to me it COULD be a catnip lolly?

  48. Aubrey says:

    ebee – a TRUCK FULL OF CATNIP???

    Oh…

  49. chacha says:

    This pic is all the proof we need of how much trouble humans would be in if cats had thumbs.

  50. Aubrey says:

    Well, here’s proof anyway that some cats will be content to just be eye candy.

  51. nika says:

    this kitteh even looks kinda like the owl in the ol’ tootsie pop “how many licks does it take?” commercials. adorable!

  52. Alice says:

    I love how he’s grabbin onto the stick :D

  53. Redzilla says:

    NO. Naah-ah. I just went to the Brookstone site and it in now way makes me feel less dirty.

    UGRS: check our katerpie’s Brookstone link. But consider yourself warned. I have been snickering inappropriately ever since.

  54. Clotypus says:

    Catnip Lolly!
    Lookit that gripping paw action! I loves it!

  55. sandy p. says:

    37 licks to get to the centre? What’s in the centre? yummy tuna-num-nums?

  56. you guys r silly says:

    yikes…thanks Redzilla!
    (note to self: must get *special * equipment* to “work on abs”…)(yeah…that’s it…”my abs”…)
    &:o)

  57. mk says:

    Anyone else disturbed by the fact that this cat Clearly has at least one opposable thumb?

  58. sandy p. says:

    opposable thumps! It’s a monkey-kat!

  59. Redzilla says:

    Heaven forbid, Sandy P. If cats had opposable thumbs, they would RULE THE WORLD! More than they already do.

  60. Jan Spencer says:

    He’s all MINE! MINEMINEMINEMINE!!! IT’S ALLLLL MIIIINEEE!!! BWWWHHHAAAAHAHAHAA!!!

  61. AlbertaGirl says:

    Mwah hah hah! Zis lolly is ze final component needed for my scheme of world domination! Wiz zis and my opposable thumb I shall RULE ZEE WORRRLD!

  62. Lizzy says:

    Dammit Jan, I was just about to write that!

    *dies laughing*

  63. jenn says:

    The paws always kill me. How do they know? How do they do that? I mean theriouthly…

  64. katerpie says:

    lmao, UGRS.

    I had to Google to confirm that “apparatus” wasn’t exactly what it looked like.

  65. Lauri says:

    This kit is so about to do a Hard Kronshe.

  66. Jan Spencer says:

    Sorry Lizzie! He does look like that, doesn’t he? Like world domination is next on the list of things to do today.

  67. EricaE says:

    Oh my…. I had to bite my tongue to keep from squealing like a 7-year-old school girl.

    Folks at work disaprove of squealing in general.

  68. velociraptor says:

    I like how the lolli is backlit so you can’t tell if it’s a ppl candy pop or a kitteh candy pop (meat…nahm).

    And yes, def the krazykitteh look. I imagine kitteh nabbing stick in mouf and tearing across the floor to gnaw on it in a dark corner of the kitteh condo. “Gets away from my pwecioussss…”

  69. Kate says:

    Dude…I’m just waiting for the party poopers to come in and say “OHEMGEE dis kittay is being treated unfairly and the owner should be put in jail for giving the animal sugar. Eet will DIE ommg!!1″
    Yep. I’m glad no one has yet. lol

  70. Mary says:

    I don’t want to be a partypooper but it looks to me as if there’s a hand (human) holding the sucker.. and the kitteh is just trying to get close enough for a taste. No opposable thumbs, luckily for us all (because of the world domination likelihood). (Although being dominated by a kitteh would probably be more agreeable than most world dominators currently in effect.)

  71. core says:

    “37? 37???” “Hey, try not to lick any lollipops on the way through the parking lot!”

    Also, my cat has the opposable thumbs, but luckily it has never crossed his tiny mind to try to rule the world.

  72. lurkertype says:

    The look! The paws! Classic kitteh fun.

  73. toughbubble says:

    Considering its a cat… there has to be a human holding the lolli. But it’s still a cute picture nonetheless

  74. Martha in Washington says:

    Does anyone else think that the poor cat on the “exercise machine” looks like it wants to throw up…then kill somebody, slowly and with lots of blood?

  75. Sabba says:

    Core, that made my afternoon. Clerks references wahoo!

  76. nighbird says:

    I liked the video of the cat in the bottle too.

  77. Brak_Silverbone says:

    Another case of CRAZY EYES!

  78. adie says:

    My sister’s miniature pinscher loves tootsie pops. One time we were hanging out (me and the dog) and we each had one. When he finished I went to throw the stick away and he snapped at my hand. Bit me! He was not ready to let go of the stick. Little bugger’s teef hurted.

  79. Lauri says:

    Whoa, adie! Sorry his toofes hurted you. Hope it’s all better, now! :)

  80. pny says:

    Look how far back he’s pushed his ears! He’s mad about something.

  81. Alicia says:

    I wish I had a kitty like that around to help me with weight watchers.
    “HEY! Give me that, you want to waste a point on that junk? Not on my watch!”.

  82. Angelyne says:

    Actually, from the look of the cat, I think that the owner staged the picture and the cat is pretty pissed about it. The lashback look imminent.

  83. Adie says:

    Maybe he’s pissed because she tried to take it from him. “KEEP YOUR FILTHY HUMAN HANDS OFF.”

  84. Serenity says:

    ohh look at thowbs wittle paws how freaking cute I lub this cat and the whiskers the wiskers!!!!

  85. Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ says:

    I’m stuck on C O!

  86. k says:

    i realize that this is very late, but i just have to say that that is the single laziest piece of exercise equipment i have ever seen.

    and I wonder if that cat is getting stronger abs. do cats have abs?