I’ve always liked N.J.B.s*

by Meg on October 5, 2006

Actor Jason Schwartzman, who obvy groks that the C.O. audience loves Outrageous French Accents will help the attend his new film Marie Antoinette, has professed an ‘unhealthy obsession’ for cuteoverload! Hey Jase—

BIENVENUE to LE CLUB!

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Merci to alert readers Stephanie C., Mozyouth and Angeline V. wrote who wrote in the sweet news. Bon!

*Nice Jewish Boys

{ 65 comments }

1 ThreeRightT 10.05.06 at 5:21 am

hehe this aint cute at all.. although.. i think i got first post

2 Lex 10.05.06 at 5:53 am

I dunno, I think Jason and Kirsten are pretty effing cute.

3 Melissa 10.05.06 at 5:55 am

I have an unhealthy obsession with Jason.

4 mozyouth 10.05.06 at 6:08 am

jason is super cute, have you seen the pictures of him with the bunny? adorable

5 Hibousoir 10.05.06 at 8:13 am

How is it that these two never age? Seriously, Jason looks exactly the same as he did in “Rushmore,” which came out almost (jeezy creezy) 10 years ago. And Kirsten–she’s perpetually 16 years old, non? I’m only 29, but I feel like I’ve aged 400 years by comparison.

(Ahhh, I can see the face cream advertisers have done their jobs well.)

Anyway, how super cool is it that CO is insinuating itself into the global consciousness? Who do you have on staff? Face cream advertisers?!

6 Jenn 10.05.06 at 8:50 am

I only mention this cos I can see it on the cover image too, but the guy’s name is Jason Schwartzman, not -baum. :o

7 Jenny 10.05.06 at 10:11 am

As if there weren’t enough reasons to love that man…

8 adrianna 10.05.06 at 10:48 am

i like the way he giggles. such a nerd.

9 EricaE 10.05.06 at 11:23 am

That’s the Rushmore kid….?

Oh my…

I do like geeky men but he’s gotten all “man pretty”.

Ooo la la! *grins*

Mozyouth, is there a link to this bunny picture that you’d like to share with the rest of the class? ;o)

10 Jason Schwartzman 10.05.06 at 11:42 am

Um — it’s SchwartzMAN not SchwartzBAUM. You can double-check on the cover of the magazine…

11 DavidBoBavid 10.05.06 at 11:57 am

hahaha.. that’s so awesome!! he’s been on of my favorite actors since Rushmore.. i loves that movie!!

*high pitched voice from south park* OH MA GAWD I LOOK AT THE SAME WEBSITES AS JASON SCHWARTZMAN!!!

12 maymee 10.05.06 at 12:13 pm

I, too, have an unhealthy obsession with CO. Except it’s healthy. And if there were a 12 step program to help me get over Teh Cute, I WOULDN’T GO.

13 A thinker 10.05.06 at 12:47 pm

I think any reasonable person, once exposed to CO, would develop an unhealthy obsession with it…

14 jaypo 10.05.06 at 1:01 pm

CO is the only healthy obsession the world has to offer. Besides kitten sniffing.

Hi, my name is jaypo and I’m a QtePod.

15 MamaDawn 10.05.06 at 1:06 pm

Hi Jaypo!

16 NebraskaErin 10.05.06 at 1:13 pm

Admitting you have a problem is the first step, Jason. Viewing the cuteness every day is dangerous. People’s heads explode. Theriously.

I have thought about weaning myself off of the cuteness, but I’m no quitter!

17 EricaE 10.05.06 at 1:21 pm

Hi Jaypo!

I personally don’t know why I’m here… I mean I don’t have a problem….
I can quit *anytime* I want.
So you can all go on and be all like, “I wanna talk about my addictions and feelings and stuff” Well, blah, blah, blah… I don’t… *pulls a kitten from her purse and takes a huff* have a problem.

Sure I click on to this site 1 or 12 times a day at work and a few more times in the evening. But I work hard all day and have a lot of pressure. So, what if I need a little something to take the edge off…. *long uncomfortable pause followed by lip trembling and eyes welling up*

Oh who am I kidding. *sobs uncontrollably*

My name is Erica and…. and I’m a… QtePod.

Group hug!

18 Redzilla 10.05.06 at 1:24 pm

Amen, maymee. I am a cuteoverloadaholic and I do NOT want help. Unless, you’d like to help me to another serving of cute.

Oh, don’t mind if I do have another kitteh. Thank you. [huffs kitteh]

19 Pocky 10.05.06 at 1:24 pm

“grok” huh? Heinlin fan?

As for the addiction, hey, it’s no shame being addicted to the cute. It’s less expensive than most addictions and you could easily get your kicks walking down the street and seein’ somebody walk their puppy. Embrace the addiction, people!

20 AuntieMame 10.05.06 at 1:25 pm

Is there any way to expand the picture so we can read the article?

I refuse to give them my personal information so that i can download the magazine for free.

21 jaypo 10.05.06 at 1:32 pm

Hi, MamaD! :-)

22 Joanr 10.05.06 at 1:35 pm

Someone please fix the poor man’s name in the headline? PLEASE?! Schwartzman, not Schwartzbaum. You don’t want to lose a celebrity fan, do you? feeks eet kweek!

23 jaypo 10.05.06 at 1:36 pm

Hi, EricaE, it’s ok, it’s ok. Cryiing is cathartic, but save it for when you have to go back to work. Remember step 1–is my life unmanagebly cute? If it is, you’re doing everything right.

24 mozyouth 10.05.06 at 1:43 pm

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/karla29p/normal_JasonSchwartzman10.jpg
he has the bunny in this one but i know i’ve seen others, i’ll look for the others later

25 ariel 10.05.06 at 1:47 pm

yer famouth!

26 ariel 10.05.06 at 1:47 pm

famouth peeple are liking you!

27 EricaE 10.05.06 at 2:04 pm

Jaypo,

I am at work. :o (

28 EricaE 10.05.06 at 2:06 pm

And yes, please fix the name por favor.

We had a general nearly spontaneously combust because we got his middle initial wrong in the paper I work for. (of course he’s a mean, mean man anyway.) But that’s beside the point. You never know how people will react to errors of that nature.

And though I’m sure Jason Schwartzman is a sweet and understanding fellow… who would never go ballistic over something like this because he knows that it is well-intended free publicity on a widely viewed and much beloved website… run by a woman, with a day job, in her spare time… *takes a deep breathe* it is only common courtesy to correct errors when they are found.

((Not meant to be Nuffy or Huffy just overstating the obvy ;o) …back to the salt mines with me. *sigh*))

29 Rachel 10.05.06 at 2:12 pm

Jason Schwartzman is very cute, but I really, really did not need to see his hairy ass in “I Heart Huckabees”

Wax, for the love of god man.

30 michellemybelle 10.05.06 at 2:16 pm

He is my Rushmore. And he likes CO? I might die.

I even watched “I <3 Huckabees" because he was in it (tho' Jude Law & Mark Wahlberg don't hurt).

31 Jason Schwartzman 10.05.06 at 2:20 pm

Schwartzman, Schwartzman. Please fix the spelling, Meg!

32 MamaDawn 10.05.06 at 2:21 pm

Hi Jaypo… I’m MamaDawn and I’m a kitten sniffer.

By-the-by, I finally got off my duff and got a vox blog, so puddin’ recipes for all to follow in a day or two (found a new one for home-made butterscotch!!)

33 Michelle 10.05.06 at 2:21 pm

“CO is the only healthy obsession the world has to offer. Besides kitten sniffing.”

I LOL’d.

Jason is HOT.

34 lauowolf 10.05.06 at 2:28 pm

When kitten huffing is outlawed, only outlaws will huff kittens.

35 jaypo 10.05.06 at 2:51 pm

They’ll take us away in hufflinks.

36 A thinker 10.05.06 at 3:03 pm

Gah.

I’d suggest emailing Meg, guys, if you want her to fix the name…she’s a very busy body and does not have time to read through all the Komments…

37 polly 10.05.06 at 3:16 pm

Oh Jason! I knew we were meant to be!

/jk ;)

38 polly 10.05.06 at 3:19 pm

Holy crap! I just noticed that Beck is in that issue too!

Too. Much. Geeky. Cuteness. Must. Explode.

*poof*

39 Meg 10.05.06 at 3:40 pm

I feexed eet!

And, I’m an eeeediot for making the mistake in the first place!

Thanks for the spelling Korrectshun/error help!

-Meg

40 Meg 10.05.06 at 3:42 pm

AuntieMame! Here’s a Cute O. X-Treme Cloe up, courtesy of Angeline V.:

http://aycu29.webshots.com/image/5388/2002126536649460390_rs.jpg

Also, downloading the magazine wa purdy sweet—they have a page-turning thing goin’, the mag is super cool, etc., etc. I thought it was worth giving up mah email address, but then again, I’m a chizzeap ho when it comes to address-givin’ and rely on my Spam Pimp to take care of it on the other end.

That metaphor just spiralled out of control, didn’t it?

41 DLT 10.05.06 at 3:46 pm

zee yoo-nee-verse ees an eeen-fee-neet sphere whose zeenter ees ee-ver-eewhere and whoose ceer-com-freence ees nowheere.

jason: here, there are no hating faces that you’ll have to chop up with a machete. bienvenue! mazel tov!

42 brownamazon 10.05.06 at 4:39 pm

I’ve had a couple of NJB boyfriends. They were cool, but their gradmothers HATED me. (Bubbe’s worst nightmare: shiksa, shvartze AND Catholic!)

43 AuntieMame 10.05.06 at 5:21 pm

Sweet! Thanks, Meg!

I can’t help but wonder what they think of the ridiculous commentroversies here.

And if he’ll ever come back, now that he’s been featured and squeed over. :-)

44 jaypo 10.05.06 at 5:47 pm

BrownA, wrong Trifecta at work there.

45 tetetetigi 10.05.06 at 7:45 pm

Kitten-sniffing — cute and hot. Like Cinnamon Buns.

*holds up thumb and pinky finger like a cell phone and mouths, “Call me.”*

46 Lauri 10.05.06 at 9:28 pm

Nothing wrong with a nice hairy ass. But, I am the older generation. No one was waxing their ass.

My son now waxes his eyebrows…not sure about his ass. Hmmmm. Something I will happily spend the rest of my life not knowing.

47 jaypo 10.05.06 at 9:39 pm

Lauri, people wax their tocks?!! Eewwww.

48 Lauri 10.05.06 at 9:52 pm

Hey, I never would have thought of it…someone higher up on the thread mentioned THAT!! I usually talk about other gross stuff. :)

49 Lauowolf 10.05.06 at 10:04 pm

Having children is sooooo educational.
Lauri, you don’t want to know what the girls are un-hairing.

50 Aubrey 10.05.06 at 10:17 pm

‘Tocks waxing? I could Nair do that.

51 TastesLikeChicken 10.05.06 at 10:47 pm

Some guys I know do “Back, sack and crack” waxing. Makes my eyes water and I’m a woman.

52 chillinkzp 10.05.06 at 11:17 pm

i’m having a really *(&@(&!!_$&&$&$!!! day at work, and i come here to see the waxin comments and have felt so much better. never woulda thought the subject of ‘tocks waxing would crack me up. (versus gross me out) i love that last one TLChicken hehehehe the idea………..

53 Jesbur 10.05.06 at 11:18 pm

Didn’t anyone else see the article on Meg and CO in the latest Bust issue? :( I was so excited and no mention anywhere on the site!

54 Lauri 10.05.06 at 11:50 pm

Ok, back, crack and sack is definitely getting out of hand!!! BWaahahaahahah.

Jebus. Back, ok, crack, wth, but if you MUST. BUT, sack?????
Shitdiddlydoooo.

55 Lauri 10.05.06 at 11:51 pm

Oh, jesbur, there were mentions of Bust on the site. Must have got lost in Nuff Attacks, 2006.

56 mozyouth 10.06.06 at 1:20 am

his ass is just fine no need to wax
i’m sure you can pet it like you would a kitten

57 hrh.squeak 10.06.06 at 2:19 am

Re: all the waxing comments –

Owowowooouuuuwwwwouuuwwwowowowowwowowwowowowowow.

Pass me a kitteh to huff, stat!

58 Theo 10.06.06 at 3:17 am

Mrrrrrrow, mon.

59 cutiness freak 10.06.06 at 7:03 am

HOW IS THIS CUTE!!!?????HAVE U GONE INSANE PEOPOLE??????

60 Theo 10.06.06 at 12:30 pm

[stomp stomp CLAP]
[stomp stomp CLAP]…

61 Debi 10.06.06 at 2:33 pm

Warning about signing up for the free Nylon issue just to read this article: my email is being pelted with unwanted newsletters from them now! — with no obvy way to unsubscribe. Lame. I had to send them an email instead.

62 deviarox 10.06.06 at 10:43 pm

Jason’s mention of Cute Overload in NYLON got me addicted!

63 Pink 10.08.06 at 8:21 am

Hey! Isn’t he the actor who came out in The Princess Diaries? He’s Talia Shire’s son, and Francis Ford Coppola’s nephew.

64 Nicole 11.05.06 at 8:58 pm

OMG. You said GROK!

65 gigglingpear 12.03.06 at 11:10 pm

AW, i read the article! For any other weight gaining necessitites… i’ve heard protein shakes in beween meals (and i guess all the time) can do wonders! Although i think the article did mention he tried healthy energy bars or something…

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