COUNT OFF

Pup #1: "Like, ONE!"
Pup #2: [Not paying attention] "uh… TWO!"
Pup #3: "TRES, HOMBRE!"
Pup #4: "quah-quah-quah-troh?"
Pup #5:
"ummmm…. Cinco?"

Cinco_puppitudes

Michael K., thanks, times five [holding hand up]

95 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Redzilla says:

    I am deathly afraid of being number one, so here’s hoping I’m not.

    Anyway, what have these anerable little masked pups done to deserve being put in the stocks?

  2. A thinker says:

    Rez, the anti-first poster.

    Cute pups!

  3. A thinker says:

    *Redz, make that…

  4. J. Bo says:

    “Anyway, what have these anerable little masked pups done to deserve being put in the stocks?”

    Bewitching us with cuteness, Redzilla. They are clearly in league with the devil!

  5. Deb says:

    AWWWWWWW…just want to give kisses times 5…er, cinco

  6. Jan Spencer says:

    Woof! They look like they are trying to get into a rock concert that is sold out by sneaking in. LOL

    LOVE IT!

  7. NebraskaErin says:

    “They are clearly in league with the devil!”

    Especially #5. Shifty eyes, that one.

  8. Redzilla says:

    #3 is the one I don’t trust. I think he’s maybe causing my cow to stop giving milk.

  9. juggle geese says:

    BIG question. Which one is the cutest. Personally I think the middle one. This one looks cheeky

  10. ereshkigal says:

    Whereas number 1 is all, like, “d00dz, what are we doing here? Hold me, I’m scared.”

  11. Lillith says:

    Heh, Redzilla good one.

    I dunno though, number 4 (the one that stutters) walked by me and said: “Good morrow mistress” and then no matter what I did my bread would not rise!

    Bewitched, my bread is bewitched!

  12. Aubrey says:

    “Barks Behind Bars”

  13. Mel says:

    #3 turned me into a newt!

  14. Theo says:

    RedZilla. A Theo-proof FP. Well played.

  15. Teri says:

    “#3 turned me into a newt!”

    A newt?

  16. Michele says:

    one of these things i not like the other….
    dammat… they ARE ALL LIKE THE OTHER!!!!

  17. Mel says:

    I got better.

  18. ariel says:

    #1 is the tootest, and causes me pain each minute that passes

  19. Faerie says:

    “#3 Turned me into a newt!”
    “A Newt?”
    “Well I got Better.”

    I’m voting for #2, that tongue hanging out, happy dog grin just melts me. And I’m not even a Dawg-person!

  20. Vi says:

    *gasp* They’re so adorable! What kind of puppies are they?

  21. Aubrey says:

    Mel, I couldn’t hear you very well. Take that carrot off your nose.

  22. ereshkigal says:

    Corgis maybe?

  23. Tracibub says:

    If *any* of these pups is in league with the Devil hisself, then it would be pup #4! Just LOOK at that silly grin, trying to be all “oh! me? i’m just so cute and adorable! pay no attention to me!!” and then you’ll turn your back and *POOF* ~ Your kittens will be barking, and the hamsters will be walking backwards in their exericse wheels.

  24. Holly says:

    They looks like Corgis to me. Soo cute! I wanna puppy pile with them…snorgle on!

  25. Kyle says:

    #2 gets my vote. We must take paw placement into account here, and while a few others have similar poses, #2 combines the paws AND the tongue. He is truly the perfect being.

  26. blueberries4me says:

    I just can’t choose between the lot of them. They’re all adorable!

  27. jenn says:

    #2 wins. It’s definitely the tongue.

    But seriously, could life get better than a field of soft green grass with the 5 of them all crawling on you and playing? No, I didn’t think it could.

  28. J. Bo says:

    I think you’re right, Kyle– paws, tongue, smile– #2 is definitely the cutest… and, therefore, the MOST EVIL! Get thy cuteness behind us, spawn of Satan, lest we do thy hellish bidding and surrender all the bacon treats in the village!

  29. Jasper says:

    I like number 4 the best. It looks as if he is wiggling so hard that he can’t quite make it between the bars.

  30. Subhangi says:

    They look like canine groupies!

    Corgious. Tewtally.

  31. HonorH says:

    A new singing group? I’d buy their album! Adorable!

  32. Redzilla says:

    They’re mighty cute, but I feel a little cheated. Like I just opened up a six-pack of beer and GASP! One is missing.

  33. Aubrey says:

    Sergeant: And what about…them?

    Warden: You mean The Corgi Cartel?

    Sergeant: Yeah – been giving you any trouble?

    Warden: Oh, the usual; leering whenever ‘new kibble’ is brought in – the usual stuff.

    Sergeant: Our team did good work to get them all – they’re incorgi-gible, you know.

    Warden: Sergeant, I’ve got no time for your joking (both laugh).

  34. Robbie says:

    LOL! How cute! I want one!

  35. Dan says:

    Corgis FTW <3

  36. Rafael says:

    Uno!
    Dos!
    Tres!
    Cartorce!

    Pups:”WHAAAT!”

    Bery Anorable!

  37. Laura says:

    So much anerable puppage in this picture :D

  38. Danielle says:

    Aubrey – lol … heehee

  39. Hila says:

    Quin-Pup-lets! :) )

  40. Kyle says:

    The Puppettes?

  41. lauowolf says:

    And no one’s even mentioned the perfect white paw-age going on.

  42. Awwwwww… Cerebus was so cute when he was a puppy; NOW look at him:

    http://edweb.sdsu.edu/people/bdodge/scaffold/GG/creature.html#Cerberus

    (Yes, I know — there’s just three heads.)

  43. asdfasdf says:

    cerberus*

  44. That’s what I said! Ceb-er… Cerb-ber… Cerb-bob-bo… Cerb-ba-ba…booey … Cerb …

    Whatever! The doggie with all the heads! ;-)

  45. Bee says:

    I want one!

  46. you guys r silly says:

    What crime could these Fluffy McSpunkersons EVER HAVE COMMITTED to be cruelly locked up in this GROUP STOCKADE this way???

  47. NebraskaErin says:

    “Whatever! The doggie with all the heads! ;-)

    I believe Hagrid named him “Fluffy”. ;)

  48. J. Bo says:

    you guys r silly, see the first dozen or so posts…

  49. Thalia says:

    I like how their poses, feet, and expressions are symmetrical—i.e. 1 and 5 look a little unsure, 2 and 4 are both smiling, while 3 in the middle is looking straight at us.

    Nice pose!

  50. Aubrey says:

    “What kind of sin could a pup commit in a single lifetime to bring this upon himself?” – from ‘The Amazing Colossal Corgi’

  51. you guys r silly says:

    d’oh!
    &:o\
    That’s part of the annoyance of TRYING to post comments while I’m ALSO supposed to be working… I actually get an original idea, START to comment, WORK INTERRUPTS…. and when the work finally GOES AWAY, I finish the “original thought” and post it — only, it ISN’T original anymore…
    dang.

  52. Five-headed Staircase Dog has joined forces with Ceiling Cat …

    http://www.ceilingcat.com/

    .. and they’re watching YOU, Rep. Foley.

  53. J. Bo says:

    File it under “Great Minds Think Alike,” you guys r silly.

    And, if I may make a personal observation, you really need to watch this “work” addiction. It’s starting to interfere with the Real World of Cuteness.

  54. you guys r silly says:

    J.Bo — Work IS mighty inconvenient and intrusive, isn’t it?! &:o\

  55. you guys r silly says:

    That’s why *the*powers*that*be* need to get busy making the CO Dream Office a reality! I wanna get paid to spend my days schnurgling and squeeeeing!!!

  56. Redzilla says:

    Fie, J.Bo on your “great minds think alike.” ’tis the work of these hell spawn pups which causes us to have group hallucinations… That or it’s all the fungi in our rye bread.

  57. J. Bo says:

    Wow, Redzilla– a Salem Village/ergot shout-out at CO? What an intellectually impressive crew of regulars we have here!

    P.S. THIS is an excellent movie about the trials, by the way:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090164/

  58. Loris says:

    Five white’n'tan puppies, siiiiiiiiiitting on a wall! Five white’n'tan puppies, siiiiiiiiiiitting on a wall! And so on, and so forth.

  59. Thalia says:

    So Loris, do you then “take one down, pass it around”, (which I guess means that puppies can be huffed too), or is the next line “K-I-S-S-I-N-G”?

  60. J. Bo says:

    “Hi, my name is J. Bo, and I’m a puppy-huffer.”

    [Peeps] “Hi, J. Bo.”

  61. Allie and Jojo's Mom says:

    CORGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *Head explodes. Brain juice leaks everywhere.*

    *Recovers*

    Pass me a hit of the corgi puppy

  62. Pass the corgi pon the lef’ hand side,
    Pass the corgi pon the lef’ hand side …

    http://hjem.get2net.dk/sbn/mighty/kutchie.txt

  63. Miranda says:

    Squeeeeee! Corgi puppies!! So. Very. Cute!

  64. Redzilla says:

    Take one down and pass it around does fit in with my theory that this was originally a six-pack of puppies, but that some moocher already snagged one.

    [and takes modest bow in J.Bo's direction.] I do love to fit in a little Crucible-style trivia where I can.

  65. Lauren says:

    I think number three is stuck.

  66. Clotypus says:

    Cooooorrrrggiiiiisss!!!!! <3<3<3 The Giant-Eared Avengers :D I hope they still have their tails! :P

  67. Mia says:

    I vote #2 cutest, but I certainly wouldn’t kick any of those bad boys out of my bed ;)

  68. Theo says:

    Mia — count ‘em… you’d have no bed LEFT.

  69. Alexis says:

    I want ALL the puppies! They’re super cute. Gimme gimme gimme!!

  70. botnot says:

    Who cares which one is the cutest? I want them all.

    *jumps into the dogpile*

  71. December says:

    OMG! Cruelty to animals! Their precious wittle necks are being SQUISHED. X_X

    Aw, don’t keel me!! I think dis pic is positivallyy cuuute. I was just keeeding. ^^;;

  72. Rhea Harding says:

    kawaii!!!

  73. georgia says:

    The middle guy has the best eyebrows.

  74. Brak_Silverbone says:

    Wow, five cute li’l corgi pups to snorgle and smooch! And they can’t get away ’cause of the staircase, mwa ha ha!!

  75. jaypo says:

    It’s the Corgi Kissing Booth.

  76. Katherine says:

    Man this was just what i needed today. The cuteness is overwhelming! I just wanna nuzzle all their noses.

  77. acelightning says:

    “Uno! Dos! One, two, tres, cuatro…” (& cinco)

  78. Jaeby says:

    #2!!! #2!!! I feel like he’s smiling at me!

  79. Sorry, but when I see all those anerable Corgis lined up, I’m thinking they’re counting like this:

    “Ein, Ein, Ein, Ein and…Ein!”

    *ducks objects thrown by anime fans who get the joke*

    –TwoDragons

  80. Manji says:

    What only makes them better, is that they’re CORGIS!!!

  81. Rafael says:

    “EIN!”

    One cute mutt, and smart two, to bad nobody knew how valueable he was!

  82. Lurker3181 says:

    hey guys leave the puppy/kitty huffing references alone…it’s getting to be a tired joke and gets in the way of all the cuteness! Please!

    Normally love the comments but feel like I’m stuck in a degrassi junior high moment when the “oh please pass the puppy bon” jokes start…

  83. Caitlin says:

    Wow, it’s like a pup dispenser! All lined up and ready to go :)

  84. Gillian says:

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    Yay! Cute puppies! awwwww!

  85. How can any of you actually decide which one is cuter??? My God they are CORGI’s – quite possibly one of the most adorable dogs of all time (2nd only to beagles, IMHO).

    Short leg to long body ratio – HAS to be a new rule of cuteness. Permanently happy visages, upright ears – there is SO much going on with Corgi’s, where do I look first?

    *thud*

  86. Jessica says:

    AWWWhhhh

  87. Lauri says:

    It’s the new series of Pez dispensers. Picture them with rectangular plastic bodies.

  88. DaleNorth says:

    YAY for corgis!

    Whoever said corgi kissing booth was right on.

    I want this as a huge wall poster

  89. Blissfull says:

    Corgies are the best, I’ve always been a sucker about corgies :D

  90. hrh.squeak says:

    A friend of mine has a Corgi/Chihuahua cross (Corhuahua?). Rusty got the corgi body, slightly longer legs than a corgi, eyes as big as a chi but not bulgy, and the Biggest Ears Evar Seen. I try not to refer to him as Dumbo in his dad’s presence.

  91. Theo says:

    Chihuagi! (Chewaggy?)

  92. Distractor says:

    D2D-

    Would you like some bell peppers and beef with that joke? I think I’m out of beef though….

  93. jackie31337 says:

    I totally agree with everybody who said #2 is the cutest. The others are all cute, don’t get me wrong, but #2 just has the cutest pose and expression, and the tongue hanging out just sells it for me.

    My parents adopted an abandoned corgi mix puppy 6 years ago. When they found it, nobody had any idea what kind of dog it was. They asked the vet, and he actually said “the only thing I can tell you for sure is that she’s a dog”. Now that she’s gotten bigger, the corgi heritage is very apparent.

  94. Scout's Mom says:

    Jackie31337 –

    I would LOVE to see a photo of you parents’ dog. I, too, have a Mystery Mutt. I think she’s part shepherd/part Corgi. Either that or a Corgi on Miracle Grow! The vet doesn’t think so…..

  95. Andrea says:

    Hi!
    They are gorgeous cutes! I know sometimes the bars can look bad but sometimes it is for their own safety!! Lots of love!!
    Andrea – Invercargill – New Zealand