LISTEN UP pardners!
Cowpup McSnufflesons here with a reeeeeeeeal important question—it’s Octohber fourth already, and with Halloween only 25 days away, I gotta know—
Do YOU know what you’re wearin’ for Halloween this year?
I diiiidn’t think so. [spitoon ‘ding!’ sound]
Well, saddle up yer outfits, hop off the toilet, and git to it, lil’ doggies!
[flushing sound] Sasha v.H—Thanks fer the dag-burn advice!