Just a leetle kees

Now leesten to thees my darlingk, you are fab-you-luss.

I meeeean eet.

NOW KEES ME ON DEE LEEPS, EHN!

Thekissinggoldfish

Kate B., glurp!

67 comments … read them below or add one

  1. punkpie says:

    *muah*

    keeses!

  2. NebraskaErin says:

    Feesh kees!

  3. Danielle says:

    I lurve dee leetle goldfeesh. It’s just so hard to blow dee bubble keeses to heem.

  4. Kaye says:

    I love your accents. <3 Please never stop!

  5. Jenne says:

    Fish? Cute?? Hmm.
    I did not know fish talk with an accent though.. so.. learned something already today! YAY! ;)

  6. jaypo says:

    ‘morning, peeps! I meess you guys. Work, eet ees verry deeficult thees days. Zees feesh, he sends you keeses for mee…. :-/

  7. StormCat says:

    He looks like he’s warming up to sing!!

    Me me meeeeee me me meeeeeeeeeee

    “Under the Sea, la la laaaa”

  8. Subhangi says:

    Beaucoup BLOOPS to vous, mon cher Goldfeesh.

  9. sabrina says:

    I love koi carp! I have a pond full. (not goldfish lol) he’s a stunner but then i think he thinks that himself haha!

  10. Theo says:

    Ze databaze, she ees een flames so preetee, but zees ees not ze way eet should bee… so I mus’ take my leeve ov ze peeps zees day.

    Moozlepoof, peeps!

  11. Danielle says:

    Vee shall miss vous, mon capitan Theo!

    Half a cute deh.

  12. Rachel says:

    is that another fish, or just his reflection?

    either way, I’m once again stunned that a fish is CUTE.

  13. “Kid, if there’s anything you need, just ask your auntie Deb. That’s me. Or if I’m not around, you can talk to my sister, Flo. Hi, how are ya? Don’t listen to anything my sister says, she’s nuts!”

    http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0266543/quotes

  14. Subhangi says:

    Bang on, NTMTOM!

    Darn. Now I gotta go watch Finding Nemo again.

  15. MamaDawn says:

    There is something fishy about that picture… fishy kissy?

  16. NTMTOM: Aw MAN! You took the thought RIGHT OUTTA MY HEAD! *falls on floor laughing*

    Sick–er, I mean *great* minds think alike…*grin*

    Alright, Peeps, today is the beginning of my husband’s usual weekend (yeah, his weekend starts on a Wednesday. Weird, eh?) and we’re going to be doing a bit of preparatory dashing around and finishing packing…here’s the link to pictures of our soon-to-be house for any Peeps that may have missed it earlier: http://picasaweb.google.com/whotendsthefires/HousePictures

    Phone service should be switching over shortly, so if ya don’t see me until next week, know that I’m jonesing for CO here! *grin!*

    –TwoDragons

  17. Matt says:

    POSH! Narcissistic much?

    Can’t spell much?

    …I LOVE KISSY FISHIES!

  18. Kate B says:

    By the way, his name is Chegwin, and he has his own site: http://www.thedailychegwin.co.uk/

  19. A thinker says:

    “Gohgeous, my dahlink. Yez, I am…”

    Te-O, good luck with your inflammatory database. Doesn’t sound good.

    Fishy kisses to Jaypo, slaving away…

    And congrats to D2D–looks like you’ve got a lot of redecorating in your future!

  20. jaypo says:

    “Moozlepoof, peeps!” –Theo

    ditto. computer nightmares.

  21. Hila says:

    StormCat, I totally agree! Some throat-warming action going on there…

    “OOHH Sole – am – mioooooo…”

  22. Redzilla says:

    Perhaps Theo needs some Preparation-HP for his flaming computer.
    [ducks]

  23. Theo says:

    Not a big HP fan right now, RedZ.
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14687677/site/newsweek/

    [gets back to work]
    [though it's safe to say I can't stay away]

  24. Peg of Tilling says:

    Preparation HP: shrinks swelling of computational issues!

  25. maymee says:

    The colors are so prettyful!

  26. Redzilla says:

    Sooths your burning web ring of fire.

  27. Redzilla says:

    er…soothes, that is. I start thinking I’m all clever and my typing goes to hell.

  28. jaypo says:

    Yah, we have a new interface called RPAC*.

    *Royal Pain in the Ass Computer system.

  29. Redzilla says:

    Yeah, those weasels at HP. That’s why I use Ben-Mac for all my computer aches and pains.

  30. Tuldas says:

    I use Tuldas brand computers for my needs. Much more reliable than anything I’ve found.

  31. J. Bo says:

    Give ‘em hell, Theo.

    And welcome back, jaypo! Grab some pudding and a cookie (Teri’s the new Cookie Monitor, by the way) and catch up!

  32. Loris says:

    Is he saying “oooooh, my goodness, I am sooooooo cute!”?

  33. Crazer says:

    “Because I’m good enough…I’m smart enough…and doggone it, fish like me!”

  34. Aubrey says:

    “Do you recall when we first were wet
    That’s the day I knew I was a pet
    My gills thrill to you
    That’s how much I love you

    Come with me, my love
    To the sea, the sea of love
    My gills thrill to you
    That’s how much I love you.”

  35. Theo says:

    ^^ …the song that proved to me, irrefutably & irreversably, that Robert Plant and Jimmy Page had jumped the shark.
    (and now, the goldfish too)

  36. Danielle says:

    I use both a Maceral and a PC(erell).

  37. Danielle says:

    oops … I mean a Makerel.

  38. Danielle says:

    I give. I mean a Mackerel.

    (waiving white spelling flag)

  39. Aubrey says:

    “Robert Plant and Jimmy Page”

    By God, how I hated Zeppelin. None of their songs ever had a proper hook.

    As for jumping the shark – gill-ty as charged. They were always perched and ready. And I stand by that – I’ll lay a fin that my judgement is correct.

  40. J. Bo says:

    That’s okay, Danielle. We here on the Language Squad give you six sincere tries before we command the Peeps to point and laugh derisively.

  41. lauowolf says:

    J Bo-
    Yanno, it’s dificult to find somone to throw the frist ston about spellin prblems arond here

  42. snusnu says:

    Oh the humanity (ichthyanity?)! The poor fish has been tricked into thinking it has a mate! Call the ASPCA! Get some hot water! Get some iodine!

    I lurve zee feeeshes.

  43. Aubrey says:

    Iodine to know what happens next!

  44. lauowolf says:

    It could be fins for the little guy.

  45. Tuldas says:

    *throws spelling stones at lauowolf* You hurt my eyes.

  46. Layla says:

    He’s practicing in the mirror before his big date!

  47. Tuldas says:

    :D On a happier note, feeshes make me happy.

  48. Simon says:

    “A pretty mess I have made of it”,it thinks.

  49. Danielle says:

    I think this little guy is tanked!

  50. Theo says:

    “how I hated Zeppelin. None of their songs ever had a proper hook.”

    Aubrey — I can’t believe this — are you actually trolling?? You can’t do wriggly pentatonic scales on a Les Paul and NOT hook something. Zep redeFINEd the hook. Listen to “Moby Dick” (well, *before* the drum solo) and see if it doesn’t ship you straight off to some exotic port of call.

    Not everything has to be “Reelin’ In the Years” y’know.

  51. Aubrey says:

    I have the courage of my convictions, chum. Maybe this was not the plaice to express them – I see that it has ray-sed some eyebrows – but I just can’t go on CO and express a gari-bald-i faced lie. Will you not let the scales fall from your eyes?

  52. I can’t believe no one has brought up how the fish has been TRAUMATIZED by the camera being so close! I mean everyone knows the delicate constitution of these creatures and how lenses remind them of their ocean friend’s eyes but then these lenses won’t blow bubbles at them and how that’s cruel to expose them to those painful feelings about their former home. Well done!

  53. sabrina says:

    I once caught my koi kissing for real, wish I had that on camara. was pretty weird.

  54. Thalia says:

    Hey! I don’t want to hear anyone dissing my Jimmy Page. “Sea of Love” was a Robert Plant solo thing and nothing to do with James Patrick Page. I hate Robert Plant.

    (Do you guys have any idea how tricky it is to love Jimmy Page, but hate Robert Plant? Man, if only I had some do-it-yourself-karaoke set that could just erase his idiot singing, I’d be sooooo happy.

    Rant, rant, rant.)

    Anyhoo, back to the cute fish—

  55. BlurpleBerry says:

    Eet eez very ‘ard to tell eef thee feeshee is keesseeng eets reflection or another feesh. But eeether way, eet ees cayoot.

  56. betty says:

    That’s it. I’m done. I’m playing Insaniquarium now for the rest of the work day.

  57. Theo says:

    Thalia… [ahem]
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Honeydrippers:_Volume_One
    Jimmy Page is every bit as guilty as Robert Plant. And Jeff Beck too, incidentally. ‘Tis shameful indeed.

    Aubrey — oh my gar… I’m drowning in puns…

  58. Aubrey says:

    T., let me throw you a line; once you’ve been de-punned, the discomfort will abait.

  59. Danielle says:

    Oh the whale of you two quippers, I’m feeling eel. I’ve haddock, I’m floundering at my desk. Tilapia later!

  60. sabrina says:

    omgosh just checked out his webpage and it IS a goldfish, apologies!! its head looks just like a carp. weird!!!

  61. Thalia says:

    >>Thalia… [ahem]
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Honeydrippers:_Volume_One
    Jimmy Page is every bit as guilty as Robert Plant. And Jeff Beck too, incidentally. ‘Tis shameful indeed.

    Oh my god. My bad.

    My only excuse is that I’ve tried my best to block out all knowledge and memory of the ’80′s. Well, that and a(n obviously) blinding hatred of Robert Plant.

    Oh the pain! Oh Jimmy, how could you? [raises eyes to the heavens, full of tears]

  62. sabrina says:

    oh yes of course, finding nemo! id forgotten that bit about the sis!! (just reread all old posts lol)

  63. Lauri says:

    Bwahahahahaha!!!! My computer was (sorta) hit by lightning Tues. night and I was without ALL DAY yesterday!!! Waaaa.

    I see you were all carp-pooling just fin without me!

    NTMTOM, love the Nemo post. ALL, love the puns!

    You are vunderful dahlinks, never change….muuuuuuuWAAAA.

  64. Ocean says:

    i love this fish site!

    http://www.LoveFish.org

  65. Nita says:

    you sure that’s not her friend “Flo”?

  66. *rae~rae* says:

    aaaawwww,he just want’s one lil’ feeshy keesy!

  67. *rae~rae* says:

    it probably is flo,nita!;)